Best Blonde JokesList suggested and partially made by a blonde, so, relax you fellow blondes, and enjoy some laughs!
The Top Ten Best Blonde Jokes
Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
Giver her m&m's and tell her to make a word with them.
Put her in front of mirror so she has someone to talk to.
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can�t find her pencil.
That's really funny but kind of disturbing to think about. Also kind of painful if it's a sharp pencil.
If her tampons behind her ear and she can't find her pen
She had 10 pounds of make up under her limits.
She drowned during the wave.
It's the funniest joke ever laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
I don't think you're supposed to type 'laugh out loud' in full just put lol
She got hit by the basketball in the head and got a concussion.
I tots like this one my fave!
She walked past the kindergarten classroom.
She didn't the blond still is in kindergarten
That's not even good
She didn't,she just walked past the classroom
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is... A miracle...
Classic, but insulting to dogs. ;) I'm blonde myself and got that! Do I get a cookie?
Being a blonde myself I find them VERY funny-seem to ring a bell
That's kinda stereotypical because my friend is a blonde and she is one of the smartest kids in class.
The brunet hides with the pigs, he red head hides with the horses and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. The cops enter the barn and shine a flash light on the pigs, the brunette says "oink oink" and the cops move on. The cops shine their flash lights on the horses, the red head goes "neigh neigh". Finally the cops shine a light on the sacs of potatoes and the blond says " potato potato".
I bet you $10 that the blonde is the reason they're running from the cops.
Hide in potato sacks._.
That was funny I totally laughed at that one I'm not a blond
Its supposed to say "how are a smart blonde and a ufo the same" and the answer would be that you keep hearing about them but never see them
Neither of which are something you wanna come in contact with.
This is website it funny and I'm a blonde
Blondes are not as smart as redheads and UFOs are even smarter
There has been bigfoot sightings
Snap that is funny and I'm a blonde. Yet I'm in honors classes.
Bigfoot is uglier but smarter
I'm a blonde and I totally got it! That's something I would totally do!
Ha me and my sister rofled for like 20 mins haha she never laughs :LL LAWL
Bu we spent 5mins trying to get that joke :L hahahaa BLONDES!
Never heart this one before. This was the only one in the top ten that actually made me laugh.
This is a classic Blonde Joke love it I'm a Blonde myself
You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool...
You put a cup full of water and put it in the pool and tell her don't come up till the water is gone.
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Tell her you're going to race her to the ocean floor, and never start.
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides
My cousin did this to my sister you think someone older would understand the joke instead of falling for it
Tell her to tell if your animal is a sheep or a dog
Tell her this joke and that'll do the trick, if you don't get it, you're blonde, and the answer is she was trying to figure it out.
Tell her to do pullups and get some one to wave at her
She'll wave back
Tell her not to faall
Tell her that the branch shes on can replace her missing arm if she brakes it off
Tell her to climb a tree with one branch she will try and jump up to the top
Because they have blonde boyfriends
I'm a blonde and I wouldn't get that if someone explained it to me a million time hee hee
Not bad but not great
Because they fell.
She got cold and turned the fan off!
That's good and I'm a blonde
She asked the pilot if she could try and fly. The pilot said yes.
Took me awhile to figure out!
Love at first sight
A hopeless romantic without the romantic part
I don't know, but obviously her boyfriend is her mirror...
The real question is, how does the boyfriend get out of it?
Artificial Intelligence...laugh out loud :-)
Shouldn't dies be dyes her hair must be a dumb blonde wrote this joke.
Well obviously she would be absolutely smart
A dirty blond girl
A bunch of doughnut seeds!
I'm a brunet
The blonde gasps then says, Bagels?
She thought that she seen doughnut seeds
Wow I think she said... Are those my glasses
The tooth fairy. The blonde needs to stop and ask for directions.
The tooth fairy of course because the blonde was light headed
The tooth faith of course! Smart blondes don't exist!
The fairy, the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
To learn about God
Because they found Jesus cute
Because they think their pretty
They hail the pillars!
She erases her to notebook when the teacher erases the board
Yea I do that all the time
Because she kept throwing out the w's
Laugh out loud! I love this one.
Because she threw out all the w's
Because she stuck them on upside down
She saw the sign DISNEY WORLD LEFT, so she turned around and went home.
Laugh out loud! I'm a blonde too!
I've been to Disney world 6 times thank you very much.
And I'm blonde.
But this is funny.
She cuts off a deer's antlers and glues them to her head
Pokes you like a hornet.
Say, "I'm a unicorn! "
You get flavorless popcicles
Elsa from frozen?
Not a brainfreeze... Blondes have no brains😂
She killed her twin sister by mistake!
Snort! Good one! Laugh out loud! I'm telling Catlin this, and she'll never regret it that bacon pig! SNORT ha! I love jokes
She couldn't figure out how to trigger the gun.
She's alive and well
She looks up and yells Were?
Sometimes I point to the sky & said, "Look, a dead bird! " And it works almost every time.
Laugh out loud I laughed at this one because I had a blonde friend who actually did this! A friend yelled "Look! Dead Bird Flying! " And my friend quickly looked up and yelled back "WHERE?! " I died laughing!
I have done this plenty of times and I'm the stupid blonde out of all my friends too. So I guess it makes sense.
To see whats on the other side!
A blonde is in her car she can't find her gas pettle, steering wheel... So she called the cops they came and she found out she was in the back seat of her car... Please commet!
That was good I like the fact that the blonde had the same amount of stupidity as the rest of the jokes
Absolutely hilarious the funny thing is I'm a blonde
She thought she was looking at another room.
They people inside were raising the roof and she wanted to get to mars.
Tell her the drinks are on the house
Tell her to use a ladder, she will need directions.
Give her a piece of paper saying "flip over" on both sides. That's on this list about 5 times.
Will tell ya tomorrow
Tell her the snake at the socket needs some water, because shes drying out.
Haha. That was funny as heck
She put all her clothes in a pile and jumped off
She brought her hair dryer into her tub.
By sticking a fork in a toaster to get the toast out
I'm not a blonde myself but I find this joke is very hurtful and offensive.
A blond, red head, and a brunette where running from the police and hid in a nearby barn. They found three body bags and hid inside of them. When the police caught up, they found the body bags and poked them with sticks. When they poked the one with the brunette, she made a noise: oink oink. The police left it alone. They poked the second bag(red head) and she made a noise: bark bark. They left it alone. When they go to the third bag, the poked it also. The blonde inside made a noise just like the other two: potatoes.
That is the funnyist joke ever and shuld bee number 1 and I'm an blonde.
The blonde and the redhead wish to go home, the blonde says, 'i'm lonely I wish my friends were back! '
The brunette and the red head wish to go home and the blonde asks for her friends back
because they dont have the recipe!!!
That is quite funny. The only one I laughed at, and I looked at hundreds and hundreds!
This just makes heaps of sense, I did this when I was younger and I WAS a blond.
The brunette hits first because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions tee hee
The brunette the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions
The Brunette because the blonde stops for directions.
The blonde because the brunette knows better than to jump out of a window.
You see blonde people everywhere. it's supposed to be What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
None they are always talked about but never seen
People have seen a ufo!
People have seen ufos!
You tell her to alphabetize a bag of M&M's
You paint her blue and throw forks at her
Say, "The drinks are on me! "
Give her a tomato.
Last years hide and seek champion
She was imitating a deceased gay person
The 1979 hide and seek champion
Zero, they can't do it anyways.
Every blonde girl at a starbucks
The blondes had to line up in a line and count to three
1 : to go get the math teacher.
you can't she will say "but I want my hair to live"
Tell her that brunettes are stupid too!
Because they feel famous
Because They don't get it and if they do it's a miracle
They love the attention.
You're a miracle. NOT!
Amish people are more likely to change and use a light bulb than Blondes
1 to hold it 400 to spin the house
They couldn't figure out how to get to the store to buy a new lightbulb.
None, no matter how many there are they still can't figure it out
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Makes me laugh every time I see it.
It is what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you run she has a grenade in her mouth
What would you do if she threw a pin at you?
Because she needed some assistance by an employee to figure out how to open it.
She copied the whole paper. Including the person she cheated off of's name
Good one you could of also said she passed :)!
She photocopied someone's sheet exactly, and handed it in. When the teacher asked 'where's your sheet' she couldn't even remember who's sheet she copied. So she kept going 'this one' and 'never mind, I will find their sheet somewhere! '
Her friend put "I do not know" and she put "me neither"
Run like hell she's got a grenade in her mouth
Well I would run because stupid probably has a grenade in her mouth
Ah that was so good
She dyed her hair brown and thought she was smarter.
Her name started with an "A"
She copied of of a brunette.
Blinds don't pass tests
You write 'please flip' on both sides of a piece of paper
She made it for Facebook
She was trying to impersonate Donald Duck
She's using snapchat filters
To make up her mind
Sorry where are my lips?
She was at starbuck and there was an arrow pointing at the door but the arrow is also facing the other side of the road.
So she could get to the end of the rainbow to greet the chicken
She saw her friend and went to greet her.
This one is so funny. Should number one, I have told it to all of my friends lololololololololol.!