Best Blonde Jokes!List suggested and partially made by a blonde, so, relax you fellow blondes, and enjoy some laughs!
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Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
Giver her m&m's and tell her to make a word with them. - EmptyShadow
Tell them there's an Iphone that has not been owned hiding somewhere when in reality it doesn't exist. - NateawesomenessV 32 Comments
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can�t find her pencil.
That's really funny but kind of disturbing to think about. Also kind of painful if it's a sharp pencil.
If her tampons behind her ear and she can't find her pen
She had 10 pounds of make up under her limits. - NateawesomenessV 7 Comments
She drowned during the wave.
It's the funniest joke ever laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
I don't think you're supposed to type 'laugh out loud' in full just put lol - pjo
She got hit by the basketball in the head and got a concussion. - kaitlynrad11
She got nailed in the head by trying to make an interception. - NateawesomenessV 12 Comments
She walked past the kindergarten classroom.
She didn't the blond still is in kindergarten
That's not even good
She didn't,she just walked past the classroom - NateawesomenessV 10 Comments
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides
My cousin did this to my sister you think someone older would understand the joke instead of falling for it
Tell her to tell if your animal is a sheep or a dog
Give her a rubix cube with all sides painted grey and show what a solved rubix cube looks like.V 14 Comments
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is... A miracle...
Classic, but insulting to dogs. ;) I'm blonde myself and got that! Do I get a cookie? - Oreanta
Being a blonde myself I find them VERY funny-seem to ring a bell
Genetically unique - NateawesomenessV 21 Comments
Because they have blonde boyfriends
I'm a blonde and I wouldn't get that if someone explained it to me a million time hee hee
Not bad but not great
The question should read..."bruised" belly buttons. Note brused.V 1 Comment
Because she kept throwing out the w's
Laugh out loud! I love this one. - funnyuser
Because she threw out all the w's
Hilarious - kaisietooV 5 Comments
The brunet hides with the pigs, he red head hides with the horses and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. The cops enter the barn and shine a flash light on the pigs, the brunette says "oink oink" and the cops move on. The cops shine their flash lights on the horses, the red head goes "neigh neigh". Finally the cops shine a light on the sacs of potatoes and the blond says " potato potato".
That was funny I totally laughed at that one I'm not a blond
I love this joke I'm a blonde and I almost peed my pants because I probably would have done that myself.
Lmas it's so hilariousV 1 Comment
To learn about God
Because they think their pretty
They hail the pillars!
Because they heard there was a naked man hanging around
You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool... - heather
You put a cup full of water and put it in the pool and tell her don't come up till the water is gone.
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Dip some water over her head - NateawesomenessV 8 Comments
Tell her to do pullups and get some one to wave at her
She'll wave back
Tell her not to faall
Tell her that the branch shes on can replace her missing arm if she brakes it off
Tell her to climb a tree with one branch she will try and jump up to the topV 1 Comment
Its supposed to say "how are a smart blonde and a ufo the same" and the answer would be that you keep hearing about them but never see them
Neither of which are something you wanna come in contact with.
This is website it funny and I'm a blonde
Blondes are not as smart as redheads and UFOs are even smarterV 3 Comments
A bunch of doughnut seeds!
I'm a brunet
The blonde gasps then says, Bagels?
She thought that she seen doughnut seeds
Wow I think she said... Are those my glassesV 3 Comments
She put all her clothes in a pile and jumped off
She brought her hair dryer into her tub.
By sticking a fork in a toaster to get the toast out
She tried throwing a boomerang, but it came back to her. - naFrovivuSV 5 Comments
Love at first sight
A hopeless romantic without the romantic part
I don't know, but obviously her boyfriend is her mirror...
The real question is, how does the boyfriend get out of it? - naFrovivuSV 6 Comments
Artificial Intelligence...laugh out loud :-)
Well obviously she would be absolutely smart
Shouldn't dies be dyes her hair must be a dumb blonde wrote this joke.
Master of Disguise. - naFrovivuSV 3 Comments
There has been bigfoot sightings
Snap that is funny and I'm a blonde. Yet I'm in honors classes.
Bigfoot is uglier but smarter
Run like hell she's got a grenade in her mouth
Well I would run because stupid probably has a grenade in her mouth
Ah that was so good
Run - naFrovivuS
The tooth fairy. The blonde needs to stop and ask for directions.
The tooth fairy of course because the blonde was light headed
The fairy, the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
Depends, is the tooth fairy also blonde? - naFrovivuSV 5 Comments
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