Best Blonde Jokes!List suggested and partially made by a blonde, so, relax you fellow blondes, and enjoy some laughs!
The Top Ten
Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
Giver her m&m's and tell her to make a word with them. - EmptyShadow
You tape it to the wall.V 34 Comments
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can�t find her pencil.
Just like any other dude here - BorisRule
That's really funny but kind of disturbing to think about. Also kind of painful if it's a sharp pencil.
If her tampons behind her ear and she can't find her penV 8 Comments
She drowned during the wave.
It's the funniest joke ever laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
I don't think you're supposed to type 'laugh out loud' in full just put lol - pjo
She got hit by the basketball in the head and got a concussion. - kaitlynrad11
I tots like this one my fave!V 12 Comments
She walked past the kindergarten classroom.
She didn't the blond still is in kindergarten
That's not even good
Well I passed kindergarten 2 years earlyV 11 Comments
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides
My cousin did this to my sister you think someone older would understand the joke instead of falling for it
Tell her to tell if your animal is a sheep or a dog
Tell her this joke and that'll do the trick, if you don't get it, you're blonde, and the answer is she was trying to figure it out. - moonwolfV 14 Comments
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is... A miracle...
Classic, but insulting to dogs. ;) I'm blonde myself and got that! Do I get a cookie? - Oreanta
Being a blonde myself I find them VERY funny-seem to ring a bell
That was just a joke. Don’t hurt me! - 3DG20
Because they have blonde boyfriends
Because they fell.
I'm a blonde and I wouldn't get that if someone explained it to me a million time hee hee
Not bad but not greatV 2 Comments
Because she kept throwing out the w's
Laugh out loud! I love this one. - funnyuser
Because she threw out all the w's
Because she stuck them on upside downV 5 Comments
The brunet hides with the pigs, he red head hides with the horses and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. The cops enter the barn and shine a flash light on the pigs, the brunette says "oink oink" and the cops move on. The cops shine their flash lights on the horses, the red head goes "neigh neigh". Finally the cops shine a light on the sacs of potatoes and the blond says " potato potato".
I bet you $10 that the blonde is the reason they're running from the cops. - RoseWeasley
That was funny I totally laughed at that one I'm not a blond
I love this joke I'm a blonde and I almost peed my pants because I probably would have done that myself.V 2 Comments
To learn about God
Because they think their pretty
They hail the pillars!
Because they heard there was a naked man hanging around
You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool... - heather
You put a cup full of water and put it in the pool and tell her don't come up till the water is gone.
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Tell her you're going to race her to the ocean floor, and never start. - TurkeyasylumV 8 Comments
Tell her to do pullups and get some one to wave at her
She'll wave back
Tell her not to faall
Tell her that the branch shes on can replace her missing arm if she brakes it off
Tell her to climb a tree with one branch she will try and jump up to the topV 2 Comments
Its supposed to say "how are a smart blonde and a ufo the same" and the answer would be that you keep hearing about them but never see them
Neither of which are something you wanna come in contact with.
This is website it funny and I'm a blonde
Blondes are not as smart as redheads and UFOs are even smarterV 3 Comments
A bunch of doughnut seeds!
I'm a brunet
The blonde gasps then says, Bagels?
She thought that she seen doughnut seeds
Wow I think she said... Are those my glassesV 3 Comments
I'm not a blonde myself but I find this joke is very hurtful and offensive.
She put all her clothes in a pile and jumped off
She brought her hair dryer into her tub.
By sticking a fork in a toaster to get the toast outV 6 Comments
Love at first sight
A hopeless romantic without the romantic part
I don't know, but obviously her boyfriend is her mirror...
The real question is, how does the boyfriend get out of it?V 6 Comments
Artificial Intelligence...laugh out loud :-)
Someone who doesn’t want to be associated with blondes. - 3DG20
Shouldn't dies be dyes her hair must be a dumb blonde wrote this joke.
Well obviously she would be absolutely smartV 4 Comments
There has been bigfoot sightings
Snap that is funny and I'm a blonde. Yet I'm in honors classes.
Bigfoot is uglier but smarter
Run like hell she's got a grenade in her mouth
Well I would run because stupid probably has a grenade in her mouth
Ah that was so good
RunV 1 Comment
The tooth fairy. The blonde needs to stop and ask for directions.
The tooth fairy of course because the blonde was light headed
The fairy, the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
The tooth faith of course! Smart blondes don't exist!V 5 Comments
She got cold and turned the fan off!
That's good and I'm a blonde
She asked the pilot if she could try and fly. The pilot said yes.
Took me awhile to figure out!V 5 Comments
1 to hold it 400 to spin the house
They couldn't figure out how to get to the store to buy a new lightbulb.
None, no matter how many there are they still can't figure it out
How many blondes does it take to know what one is, first of all? - EliHbkV 1 Comment
To see whats on the other side!
Absolutely hilarious the funny thing is I'm a blonde
A blonde is in her car she can't find her gas pettle, steering wheel... So she called the cops they came and she found out she was in the back seat of her car... Please commet!
That was good I like the fact that the blonde had the same amount of stupidity as the rest of the jokes
She thought she was looking at another room.V 1 Comment
Shine a flashlight in her ear
You shine a flashlight in her ear!
Say, "I'm a unicorn! " - RoseWeasley
She cuts off a deer's antlers and glues them to her head
Pokes you like a hornet.
Because when the cop asked for her licence she said "don't you have one to look at? "
They weren't legally blonde
She tried sassing her way out.
I'm a blonde and I totally got it! That's something I would totally do!
Ha me and my sister rofled for like 20 mins haha she never laughs :LL LAWL
Bu we spent 5mins trying to get that joke :L hahahaa BLONDES!
Never heart this one before. This was the only one in the top ten that actually made me laugh.
This is a classic Blonde Joke love it I'm a Blonde myselfV 6 Comments
Because they can't figure out how to put 2 cups of water in that itty bitty box.
She erases her to notebook when the teacher erases the board
Yea I do that all the time
She saw the sign DISNEY WORLD LEFT, so she turned around and went home.
Laugh out loud! I'm a blonde too! - funnyuser
I've been to Disney world 6 times thank you very much.
And I'm blonde.
But this is funny. - alexx3
She texts her friends, and then yells out to the whole theater "What's Going On? " - Turkeyasylum
I don't know eats an orange then walks back home to play some game about cooking instead of actually doing it because she is really really lazy so I guess that the world isn't going to end said the hobo but then it did and he was sad
The blonde and the redhead wish to go home, the blonde says, 'i'm lonely I wish my friends were back! '
The brunette and the red head wish to go home and the blonde asks for her friends back
You get flavorless popcicles
Not a brainfreeze... Blondes have no brains😂
She killed her twin sister by mistake!
Snort! Good one! Laugh out loud! I'm telling Catlin this, and she'll never regret it that bacon pig! SNORT ha! I love jokes
She couldn't figure out how to trigger the gun.
She's alive and well
Sometimes I point to the sky & said, "Look, a dead bird! " And it works almost every time. - RoseWeasley
She looks up and yells Were?
Laugh out loud I laughed at this one because I had a blonde friend who actually did this! A friend yelled "Look! Dead Bird Flying! " And my friend quickly looked up and yelled back "WHERE?! " I died laughing!
I have done this plenty of times and I'm the stupid blonde out of all my friends too. So I guess it makes sense.V 2 Comments
Last years hide and seek champion
The 1979 hide and seek champion
Tell her the drinks are on the house
Tell her to use a ladder, she will need directions.
You write 'please flip' on both sides of a piece of paper
Give her a piece of paper saying "flip over" on both sides. That's on this list about 5 times. - Turkeyasylum
Will tell ya tomorrow
Tell her the snake at the socket needs some water, because shes drying out.
Haha. That was funny as heckV 1 Comment
So she could get to the end of the rainbow to greet the chicken
She saw her friend and went to greet her.
This one is so funny. Should number one, I have told it to all of my friends lololololololololol.!
So she could get to the other side of the u-turn...
A blond, red head, and a brunette where running from the police and hid in a nearby barn. They found three body bags and hid inside of them. When the police caught up, they found the body bags and poked them with sticks. When they poked the one with the brunette, she made a noise: oink oink. The police left it alone. They poked the second bag(red head) and she made a noise: bark bark. They left it alone. When they go to the third bag, the poked it also. The blonde inside made a noise just like the other two: potatoes.
That is the funnyist joke ever and shuld bee number 1 and I'm an blonde.
Because she could not find the 11
Because she couldn't find the number 911
That's so funny! :) it made me laugh a lot!
Haha! I'm much smarter than that and I'm a blonde. - funnyuserV 1 Comment
because they dont have the recipe!!!
That is quite funny. The only one I laughed at, and I looked at hundreds and hundreds!
This just makes heaps of sense, I did this when I was younger and I WAS a blond.
The brunette hits first because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions tee hee
The blonde because the brunette knows better than to jump out of a window.
The brunette the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions
The Brunette because the blonde stops for directions.V 3 Comments
You see blonde people everywhere. it's supposed to be What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
None they are always talked about but never seen
People have seen a ufo!
People have seen ufos!
You tell her to alphabetize a bag of M&M's
You paint her blue and throw forks at her
Say, "The drinks are on me! " - froogylowlo
Give her a tomato.V 1 Comment
you can't she will say "but I want my hair to live"
Tell her that brunettes are stupid too!
Because they’re true. - 3DG20
Because they feel famous
Because They don't get it and if they do it's a miracle
They love the attention.V 2 Comments
Zero, they can't do it anyways.
The blondes had to line up in a line and count to three
1 : to go get the math teacher. - funnyuser
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Makes me laugh every time I see it.
It is what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you run she has a grenade in her mouth
What would you do if she threw a pin at you?
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