Best Blonde JokesList suggested and partially made by a blonde, so, relax you fellow blondes, and enjoy some laughs!
The Top Ten
Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
Giver her m&m's and tell her to make a word with them.
Put her in front of mirror so she has someone to talk to.
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
That's really funny but kind of disturbing to think about. Also kind of painful if it's a sharp pencil.
If her tampons behind her ear and she can't find her pen
She had 10 pounds of make up under her limits.
She drowned during the wave.
It's the funniest joke ever laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
I don't think you're supposed to type 'laugh out loud' in full just put lol
She got hit by the basketball in the head and got a concussion.
I tots like this one my fave!
She walked past the kindergarten classroom.
She didn't the blond still is in kindergarten
That's not even good
She didn't,she just walked past the classroom
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is... A miracle...
Classic, but insulting to dogs. ;) I'm blonde myself and got that! Do I get a cookie?
Being a blonde myself I find them VERY funny-seem to ring a bell
That's kinda stereotypical because my friend is a blonde and she is one of the smartest kids in class.
The brunet hides with the pigs, he red head hides with the horses and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. The cops enter the barn and shine a flash light on the pigs, the brunette says "oink oink" and the cops move on. The cops shine their flash lights on the horses, the red head goes "neigh neigh". Finally the cops shine a light on the sacs of potatoes and the blond says " potato potato".
I bet you $10 that the blonde is the reason they're running from the cops.
That was funny I totally laughed at that one I'm not a blond
I love this joke I'm a blonde and I almost peed my pants because I probably would have done that myself.
Its supposed to say "how are a smart blonde and a ufo the same" and the answer would be that you keep hearing about them but never see them
Neither of which are something you wanna come in contact with.
This is website it funny and I'm a blonde
Blondes are not as smart as redheads and UFOs are even smarter
There has been bigfoot sightings
Snap that is funny and I'm a blonde. Yet I'm in honors classes.
Bigfoot is uglier but smarter
I'm a blonde and I totally got it! That's something I would totally do!
Ha me and my sister rofled for like 20 mins haha she never laughs :LL LAWL
Bu we spent 5mins trying to get that joke :L hahahaa BLONDES!
Never heart this one before. This was the only one in the top ten that actually made me laugh.
This is a classic Blonde Joke love it I'm a Blonde myself
You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool...
You put a cup full of water and put it in the pool and tell her don't come up till the water is gone.
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Tell her you're going to race her to the ocean floor, and never start.
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides
My cousin did this to my sister you think someone older would understand the joke instead of falling for it
Tell her to tell if your animal is a sheep or a dog
Tell her this joke and that'll do the trick, if you don't get it, you're blonde, and the answer is she was trying to figure it out.
Tell her to do pullups and get some one to wave at her
She'll wave back
Tell her not to faall
Tell her that the branch shes on can replace her missing arm if she brakes it off
Tell her to climb a tree with one branch she will try and jump up to the top
Because they have blonde boyfriends
I'm a blonde and I wouldn't get that if someone explained it to me a million time hee hee
Not bad but not great
O.K. I'm Blonde and I got That laugh out loud
She got cold and turned the fan off!
That's good and I'm a blonde
She asked the pilot if she could try and fly. The pilot said yes.
Took me awhile to figure out!
Love at first sight
A hopeless romantic without the romantic part
I don't know, but obviously her boyfriend is her mirror...
The real question is, how does the boyfriend get out of it?
Artificial Intelligence...laugh out loud :-)
Shouldn't dies be dyes her hair must be a dumb blonde wrote this joke.
Well obviously she would be absolutely smart
A dirty blond girl
A bunch of doughnut seeds!
I'm a brunet
The blonde gasps then says, Bagels?
She thought that she seen doughnut seeds
Wow I think she said... Are those my glasses
The tooth fairy. The blonde needs to stop and ask for directions.
The tooth fairy of course because the blonde was light headed
The tooth faith of course! Smart blondes don't exist!
The fairy, the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
To learn about God
Because they found Jesus cute
Because they think their pretty
They hail the pillars!
She erases her to notebook when the teacher erases the board
Yea I do that all the time
Because she kept throwing out the w's
Laugh out loud! I love this one.
Because she threw out all the w's
Because she stuck them on upside down
She saw the sign DISNEY WORLD LEFT, so she turned around and went home.
Laugh out loud! I'm a blonde too!
I've been to Disney world 6 times thank you very much.
And I'm blonde.
But this is funny.
She cuts off a deer's antlers and glues them to her head
Pokes you like a hornet.
Say, "I'm a unicorn! "
You get flavorless popcicles
Elsa from frozen?
Not a brainfreeze... Blondes have no brains😂
She killed her twin sister by mistake!
Snort! Good one! Laugh out loud! I'm telling Catlin this, and she'll never regret it that bacon pig! SNORT ha! I love jokes
She couldn't figure out how to trigger the gun.
She's alive and well