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41 A blonde, red head, and a brunette were running from the police...

A blond, red head, and a brunette where running from the police and hid in a nearby barn. They found three body bags and hid inside of them. When the police caught up, they found the body bags and poked them with sticks. When they poked the one with the brunette, she made a noise: oink oink. The police left it alone. They poked the second bag(red head) and she made a noise: bark bark. They left it alone. When they go to the third bag, the poked it also. The blonde inside made a noise just like the other two: potatoes.

That is the funnyist joke ever and shuld bee number 1 and I'm an blonde.

42 How come the blonde could not dial 911?

Because she could not find the 11

That's so funny! :) it made me laugh a lot!

Haha! I'm much smarter than that and I'm a blonde. - funnyuser

She forgot the number.

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43 Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

because they dont have the recipe!!!

That is quite funny. The only one I laughed at, and I looked at hundreds and hundreds!
This just makes heaps of sense, I did this when I was younger and I WAS a blond.

44 A blonde and a brunette jump out a window who hits the ground first?

The brunette hits first because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions tee hee

The brunette the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions

The Brunette because the blonde stops for directions.

The brunette, the blonde's an airhead. - naFrovivuS

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45 What's the difference between a blonde and a UFO?

You see blonde people everywhere. it's supposed to be What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

None they are always talked about but never seen

People have seen a ufo!

People have seen ufos!

46 How do you confuse a blonde?

You tell her to alphabetize a bag of M&M's

You paint her blue and throw forks at her

Say, "The drinks are on me! " - froogylowlo

Give her a tomato. - naFrovivuS

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47 How do you get a blonde to dye her hair?

you can't she will say "but I want my hair to live"

Tell her that brunettes are stupid too!

48 How many blondes does it take to do 1+2?

Zero, they can't do it anyways.

The blondes had to line up in a line and count to three

1 : to go get the math teacher. - funnyuser

49 What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.
Makes me laugh every time I see it.

It is what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you run she has a grenade in her mouth

What would you do if she threw a pin at you? - naFrovivuS

50 Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

Because they feel famous

Because They don't get it and if they do it's a miracle

They love the attention. - naFrovivuS

Because blondes think its funny when a brunette is named(what the hell)

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51 Why blonde opened a candy bag at the store?

Because she needed some assistance by an employee to figure out how to open it.

52 How did the teacher know the blonde was cheating on her math test?

She copied the whole paper. Including the person she cheated off of's name

Good one you could of also said she passed :)!

She photocopied someone's sheet exactly, and handed it in. When the teacher asked 'where's your sheet' she couldn't even remember who's sheet she copied. So she kept going 'this one' and 'never mind, I will find their sheet somewhere! '

Her friend put "I do not know" and she put "me neither"

53 Why blonde did the duckface?

She made it for Facebook

She was trying to impersonate Donald Duck

54 Why did the blond put makeup on her forehead? V 2 Comments
55 How did the blonde do 15 push ups?

She couldn't, she didn't know how to turn on the mat (no batteries needed there darling)

She pushed a button on the roof 16 times and pulled it once.

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56 What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The harder you bang them the looser they get.

They'll both fall if you hit them too hard. - naFrovivuS

There both see throgh

57 How did a blonde get stuck in a mousetrap?

She saw a piece of cheese and thought she would go for it!

58 Why couldn't a blonde be a pharmacist? V 1 Comment
59 Which blondes can get full marks in a test?

The ones who are smart enough to copy someone's sheet, wait never mind she copied their names as well. So none of them.

The ones that meet the teacher after class.

60 How does a blonde get on top of a mountain?

She spray paints her ice cream green and steps on top of it

She uses her head. No, really, hair can be used as rope!

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