Best Calvin And Hobbes Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Scientific progress goes boink - Hobbes

2 Zounds - Calvin

3 Sometimes intelligent life exists elsewhere then where it's contacted us - Calvin

4 I call it The New Dad - Calvin

5 5 years until retirement - Ms Wormwood

6 Meet my Dad, Gene Siskel of Saturday morning cartoons - Calvin

7 It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!

8 73 - Hobbes

9 Oops, I had an evil thought - Nice Calvin Duplicate

10 "Do you think people evolved from monkeys" "I sure don't see the difference" - Calvin & Hobbes

The Contenders

11 All kids writers need to read their own books they write every night of their rotten lives and architects need to sleep in the homes they build - Calvin's Dad

12 If we had just gotten a dog like I wanted, we could go out like this all the time. - Calvin's Dad

13 I'm not getting up unless it's as warm out there as it is in here - Calvin

14 Build character - Calvin's dad

15 ...Or you can be the subject of a comic strip called "Dopey Dad". - Calvin

16 See, elephant man - Calvin

17 It's going to come true! I can feel it! - Hobbes

18 Go stand in front of a cement mixer - Calvin

19 Live and don't learn! That's us! - Hobbes

20 It builds character.

21 The world isn't so bad if you can just get out of it - Calvin

22 Drop dead Susie - Calvin

23 Hmm, on second thought I'll fold - Calvin's Dad

This has got to be one of the best ever.

24 My brain rejects attitude transplants

25 Sheesh, what's wrong with taking a little break? - Calvin

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