Best Calvin And Hobbes Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Scientific progress goes boink - Hobbes
2 Zounds - Calvin

As Spiff - Officialpen

3 Sometimes intelligent life exists elsewhere then where it's contacted us - Calvin
4 I call it The New Dad - Calvin
5 5 years until retirement - Ms Wormwood
6 Meet my Dad, Gene Siskel of Saturday morning cartoons - Calvin
7 73 - Hobbes
8 Oops, I had an evil thought - Nice Calvin Duplicate
9 All kids writers need to read their own books they write every night of their rotten lives and architects need to sleep in the homes they build - Calvin's Dad
10 "Do you think people evolved from monkeys" "I sure don't see the difference" - Calvin & Hobbes

The Contenders

11 It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!

Best..comic...ever

12 See, elephant man - Calvin
13 It's going to come true! I can feel it! - Hobbes
14 If we had just gotten a dog like I wanted, we could go out like this all the time. - Calvin's Dad
15 I'm not getting up unless it's as warm out there as it is in here - Calvin
16 Build character - Calvin's dad
17 Live and don't learn! That's us! - Hobbes
18 It builds character.

Calvin's dad. - anonygirl

19 The world isn't so bad if you can just get out of it - Calvin
20 Drop dead Susie - Calvin
21 Hmm, on second thought I'll fold - Calvin's Dad

This has got to be one of the best ever.

22 Go stand in front of a cement mixer - Calvin
23 My brain rejects attitude transplants
24 Sheesh, what's wrong with taking a little break? - Calvin
25 Let's go exploring! - Calvin
26 Calvin, this is humiliating! - Calvin's mother
27 I'd nebber plaing baseball again! Nebber again! I hade it! - Calvin
28 How tall are you? - Calvin
29 I decided that I don't want to be famous - Calvin
30 I HATE TAKING BATHS! - Calvin
31 I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words.
32 There's treasure everywhere! - Calvin
33 All my charagder id drippig out my node! - Calvin
34 ...Or you can be the subject of a comic strip called "Dopey Dad". - Calvin
35 I don't want to go to school! I hate school! I'd rather do anything than go to school! - Calvin
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