Best Calvin And Hobbes Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Scientific progress goes boink - Hobbes
2 Zounds - Calvin

As Spiff - Officialpen

3 Sometimes intelligent life exists elsewhere then where it's contacted us - Calvin
4 I call it The New Dad - Calvin
5 5 years until retirement - Ms Wormwood
6 Meet my Dad, Gene Siskel of Saturday morning cartoons - Calvin
7 73 - Hobbes
8 Oops, I had an evil thought - Nice Calvin Duplicate
9 It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!

Best..comic...ever

10 All kids writers need to read their own books they write every night of their rotten lives and architects need to sleep in the homes they build - Calvin's Dad

The Contenders

11 "Do you think people evolved from monkeys" "I sure don't see the difference" - Calvin & Hobbes
12 See, elephant man - Calvin
13 It's going to come true! I can feel it! - Hobbes
14 If we had just gotten a dog like I wanted, we could go out like this all the time. - Calvin's Dad
15 I'm not getting up unless it's as warm out there as it is in here - Calvin
16 Build character - Calvin's dad
17 Live and don't learn! That's us! - Hobbes
18 It builds character.

Calvin's dad. - anonygirl

19 The world isn't so bad if you can just get out of it - Calvin
20 Drop dead Susie - Calvin
21 Hmm, on second thought I'll fold - Calvin's Dad

This has got to be one of the best ever.

22 Go stand in front of a cement mixer - Calvin
23 My brain rejects attitude transplants
24 Sheesh, what's wrong with taking a little break? - Calvin
25 Let's go exploring! - Calvin
26 Calvin, this is humiliating! - Calvin's mother
27 I'd nebber plaing baseball again! Nebber again! I hade it! - Calvin
28 How tall are you? - Calvin
29 I decided that I don't want to be famous - Calvin
30 I HATE TAKING BATHS! - Calvin
31 I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words.
32 There's treasure everywhere! - Calvin
33 All my charagder id drippig out my node! - Calvin
34 ...Or you can be the subject of a comic strip called "Dopey Dad". - Calvin
35 I don't want to go to school! I hate school! I'd rather do anything than go to school! - Calvin
BAdd New Item
P