Best Characters From Red vs Blue

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The Top Ten

1 Caboose

Ah, Caboose. The blues' very own moron. I prefer the blue characters over the red ones overall, & judging by the standings, I'm not alone. While Donut is definitely red's equivalent to his idiocity, Caboose is still funnier, along with having noticeably-higher levels of pure stupidity. Out of all the characters, he seems to have the best relationship with whoever he meets, so even the other characters probably agree with me on this. Also, he just has the best moments, like when Church went into his brain & met how he sees everyone else. He may be a total dumbass, but don't underestimate him. It took a while to reveal, but his combat skills are the real reason he was sent to Blood Gulch in the first place. In addition, his "first-grader trying to read" speech tone only adds to the stupidity of his quotes. @#$% yeah, Caboose. @#$% yeah.

He's the funniest, dumbest, and most emotional Red Vs. Blue character is is capable of taking 100 Texs out in ten seconds, with perfect aim in which teams up with stupidity to be the best fighter in Red. Vs. Blue. There isn't thatch proof because they keep him out of all the big fights until season 10. He's also stronger than Geia. Don't mess with Caboose unless he'll be stupid enough to not realize it. (Okay you can mess with Caboose most if the time) Just not when he has an AI or is thinking about babies. He hates those. Same as taxes.

He is the show, the random quotes he comes out with hold the show together, his misunderstanding of even the simplest social situations make him the funniest character on RvB

I agree he made a killing machine into a pet he helped kill Felix he kill temple and how is he the most lucky one in the show.

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2 Church

Church is so incredibly bad-ass because he can be reincarnated through Ebsalone, and is the leader of the blue team. Also I just love how mad he gets at tucker and caboose who are constantly being idiots.

"There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." This quote pretty much sums up Church's entire life. That is why he's the best and even has a song to prove it. - NerdBunny

I like Church Because He is the leader of the Blue team, and the only smart blue in blood gulch, and he has a sniper which is used only once.

I like church because even though it doesn’t seem he likes everyone he sacrificed his life for the others that’s why he is my favorite character in rvb

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3 Tucker

1:He is a father to a ALIEN! 2:SWISH SWISH STAB STAB. 3:BO CHICA BOW WOW. 4:He has and energy sword swish swish sab stab. 5:He is the chosen one! 6:He is the only one who remembered when Wyoming was using his ai to go back in the past a little. 7:He is the only one who can really beat tex. Thanks for ready -Tucker

Out of all the basic red and blue soldiers, Tucker is the only one to stand a chance against tex during S08E10

He's a badass, probably the only capable soldier in the Blood Gulch crew, and can actually shoot that sniper rifle that no one will give him. He doesn't need it though, with that awesome sword of his!

His infamous catchphrase is BOW CHICKA BOW WOW and his sword makes him the second popular spartan in blue team

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4 Grif

His inability to work makes him one of the funniest. And whether he's coming up with excuses or just making everyone accept it, he always does it in an unexpected way. On top of that, Grif's low tolerance makes his reactions that much funnier.

Grif is an inspiration to every lazy slacker who ever slacked. At least he would be if slackers ever had the motivation to be inspired. - NerdBunny

Grif is a really funny and lazy guy, he is one of my favorite characters. (I actually like them all)

His laziness is easy to relate to, but I also admire his unexpected shrewdness.

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5 Washington

I can't help but love Wash. He is funny and, despite being considered the worst fighter out of the Freelancers, is still a badass and has managed to hold his own on several occasions. He's resourceful, cunning, and has actually proven to be a very good leader despite his inexperience. My favorite part about him, though, is how much we have come to know him. While I like the other characters, I have seen his character develop from his time as a Freelancer, have seen all of his struggles he has managed to pull through, and have really come to know and love his character more than anyone else in the series.

He feels he needs to protect the Reds and Blues because of what project freelancer and even himself have done to them for that he is the most likeable character.

Washington represents both sides of red vs blue perfectly. While the blood gulch crew represent the light hearted side with a sprinkle of epic on top and the freelancers represent pure awesome, Washington strikes the balance between the two better than any other character. His relationship with the blues is great and he is easily my favourite character. He may not be as badass as Maine, Texas amd Carolina, or as funny as caboose, grifF and tucker... But I feel that he adds to every character in a way no one else has.

Wash

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6 Sarge

Sarge has some of the best lines behind caboose, one of the best ones "what am I going to do without my shotgun... shotgun damn it"

"Shotgun to the face can be applied to a wide variety of different situations. Just watch how quickly it cures insubordination! "

Sarge - the typical stupid superior officer - with absurd ideas and a limited mindset - which compells him to see blue conspiracies everywhere.

In my opinion the funniest character of the show - second perhaps only to caboose

Classic military sergeant stereotype. Sarge's voice, rough attitude, leadership style, love to fight, jokes, and hatred towards Grif makes him the best character in my opinion. He also comes up with the best speeches. - NoobTuber

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7 Donut

The grenade throw on tex halfway across the map was sick. He was the only guy to defeat tex in battle.

He's just so fabulous, I mean who doesn't think he's cool. He's the red teams Caboose.

8 Tex

Tex is the ultimate fighter in the show, and episode 10 of revelations made her even more awesome.

I like tex, she's the best fighting freelancer, I don't like her as much as wash, but she easily took on three badass freelancers at once. (Maine, Wyoming and York)

Absolute badass who strikes fear in the hearts of all who oppose her. Need I say more?

Tex. Is. A. BADASS!

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9 Meta

Anyone who calls Maine the meta shouldn't even be considered a fan. He deserved a spot on this list because he is, in general, a badass

I agree with you, but he is still Agent Maine and there is nothing you can do about it

Definitely the most powerful character in the show. The two behind him would be carolina and Tex, sure when he was maine he was defeated quite easily by both, but after his transformation into the meta, He can now defeat both carolina and Texas.

The most badass tank in the world. Being shot in the throat multiple times and then going back into the field before he's even cleared to go back out!

Badass mufe

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10 Simmons

Along with being one of the most intelligent characters, he has the most skills out of the Red and Blue simulation troopers (in my opinion) which has saved the teams several times. He's also got some of the best lines, interactions, and is someone that you can completely relate.

Simmons is not only one of the smartest, funniest, and most capable sim troopers, but he's also the one responsible for the formation of the Blood Gulch Crew. He was the one who united (and their first leader) the Reds and Blues in Season 3 against O'Malley, which Led them to become the "galaxies greatest soldiers."

Smart Soldier, capable of becoming a proper trooper.

Simmons is very smart considering he made his own version of the Internet "Simmons search" and created "Basebook".

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The Contenders

11 York

After he was introduced, I became attached to him and his personality almost immediately

Probably the most down to earth and relatable of all the freelancers.

He is so nice and likeable

So sad that he died so my favorite carecter and easly the boss of the team

12 North

He is a badass that upper cuts the resistance dude from season 9 episode 2 - matt13

Anyone who can shoot eight rockets out of the air with two sniper rifles at the same time deserves a spot on this list.

The cool action scenes he is in

North is cool due to him being the opposite of south. They way he cares for theta is a great. Plus he's great in battel

13 Carolina

She is really pretty as well as an outstanding fighter. She is a very diverse and interesting character and has an extremely deep back story.

She is so beautiful and strong. She is one of the only surviving freelancers, and is an overall badass!

A badass merc with a mouth, Carolina is a deep character and master of combat. She is an amazing character and one of the two surviving Freelancers.

Why is she so low on the list? Not only is she kickass, she has one of the best characters arcs and GREAT development

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14 Doc

He is hilarious and overall very powerful/intimidating when he wants to be. So far he has pretty much brought back the dead (Donut was shot in the head). Also considering what happened in season 13, he is absolutely mental. Surviving a dimension with no concept of space and time for an eternity and then coming out completely normal except with a new non removable version of O'mally. Him and Dr. Grey are two of the funniest people on the show and their interactions are hilarious.

This pacifist medic is one of the funniest characters but also one of the kindest/meanest when in the right mood.

I love his hilarious evil insanity

A pacifist who still kicks ass? Sign me up!

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15 Felix

Biggest jerk ever! (Spoiler) He tries to help kill a planet for damn's sake! Just for some cash! Lack of morality. More than Locus, though.

Okay, seriously? Do I even have to explain myself? HE'S FELIX. Sure, he's evil and, quite frankly, a pain in the ass, but he's FELIX. His personality is what makes him the best character. He's an ass. He's determined (even if it is determination to kill a whole f-ing planet). And finally;
HE IS FELIX!

16 Wyoming

He's hilarious awesome and dat moustache is just the best thing in existence and pretty important

The gentleman assassin of the freelancer project with time powers

Love the introduction of him killing the janitor.

BECAUSE OF HIS CATHPHRASE DAMMIT. because if we have a problem you got a problem

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17 Lopez

Lopez is a seriously underestimated character in Red vs Blue, the "talks" he has with them all are hilarious and priceless. Best scene with Lopez was when he learned that Felix is bilingual.

I like how nobody can understand him he just makes the show so hilarious. By the way you spelled Lopez wrong. - AGENTWASHINGTON

Why is he so low one the list Lopez is one of those characters that makes an episode.

Great Character Arc, one of the best the show has to offer.

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18 Dr. Grey

The best medic since doc. And one of the funniest torture scenes ever with the opera over the screams of pain

She is one of the most entertaining characters that has ever been on the show, She's a super genius with an I.Q. of 240, and I could not stop laughing when she was torturing that one pirate they captured.

She is funny, smart, and most of all, very hyper!

Because Dr. Grey

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19 Locus

Love his story ark.. SPOILERS in 15 He was kind of a softie but rot really at the same time..

Love Locus his backstory is awesome he is badass and menacing and he reminds me of Darth Vader

20 Sister

She is one of the funniest charecters in the show

21 O'Malley

Just, don't get me started with him.

22 Private Jimmy
23 Ander Smith

Agent Oregon

24 Freckles

I love the name and I like how he is downloaded into cabooses assault rifle - IHateOnions

25 Sharkface

"what is with this guy
"those super soldier freaks dropped a building on me and left me for dead, they killed the only family I ever had

26 Bitters
27 Gary

Knock Knock...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Shisno. Shisno who? You're a dirty, dirty shisno.

28 Sheila

Sheila is just awesome. Even though she killed church (caboose killed church). She then was a pelican, so why would she be a bad character, and everyone's scared of her too.

29 Flowers

Gayer than donut

He's just so nice to his team!

That axe throw, twas beautiful.
His battle tactics Are awesome

30 South
31 C.T.

C.T. was a rebellious yet selfless character, despite her short screen time. It was her who caused the downfall of Project Freelancer when Agent Texas rebelled for her cause. Her legacy lived on through Texas and the Insurrectionist Leader.

How did C.T. get none of the votes? She's my 3rd favorite...

32 Andy

Andy has had some of the funniest lines in the show such as "you haven't held a ball this big since your morning scratch" it really is a shame that we haven't really seen him in a while.

"Caboose: ANDY! You're dead."
Funniest bomb in the world but where did he go

33 Junior
34 Jensen
35 Theta
36 Lopez 2.0

Mainly because even if his head comes off, he can still control his body. All the other ones were taken.

37 Kimball
38 Matthews
39 Apolitical
40 Apolimo
41 Star
42 Charles Palomo
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