Best Characters From Red vs Blue

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The Top Ten

1 Caboose

I love RvB. My personally favorite show. Caboose is just that guy that has hilarious and heartfelt moments at the same time. after him I put church and then Wash, possibly Lopez,(poor man) and maybe Texas. I feel that the Directors demise was interesting, but they could've made it interesting pointing out all the ironic (the true meaning of irony isn't what ya think) things known in between us, the audience and the characters. Like Church is in a way the director, how Texas's real name was Allison and that Carolina And Tex are really daughter and mother.with Caboose being the only person on the crew who figured this out from the beginning.

The best and Funniest character

Ah, Caboose. The blues' very own moron. I prefer the blue characters over the red ones overall, & judging by the standings, I'm not alone. While Donut is definitely red's equivalent to his idiocity, Caboose is still funnier, along with having noticeably-higher levels of pure stupidity. Out of all the characters, he seems to have the best relationship with whoever he meets, so even the other characters probably agree with me on this. Also, he just has the best moments, like when Church went into his brain & met how he sees everyone else. He may be a total dumbass, but don't underestimate him. It took a while to reveal, but his combat skills are the real reason he was sent to Blood Gulch in the first place. In addition, his "first-grader trying to read" speech tone only adds to the stupidity of his quotes. @#$% yeah, Caboose. @#$% yeah.

Caboose even though he is "simple" he has the biggest heart and will stand up and fight for his friends. He is a very lovable character. Maybe humanity should take a lesson from Caboose and look at the world through his eyes. We might have a more peaceful world to live in. <3 Caboose

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2 Church

I love all of these characters, but Church has always been my number one since season 1. He is just great, and it was sad to see him go (twice). - JoshuaBananas

Reminds me of me. And I like me just like Church likes Church. But all seriousness, he actually, even though he doesn't know how to work a sniper rifle, tried to get things done. He can be an A-hole sometimes but he takes charge and gets da shiz done. Also he's not like an overpowered beast but he's not lame like Simmons. Text is too overpowered. Grif is funny sometimes and Caboose is too much of an idiot. At times I find Caboose interesting but mostly he's just annoying. Church has an interesting history, personality, and idiosyncrasies that make him best.

Church is best

Church is so incredibly bad-ass because he can be reincarnated through Ebsalone, and is the leader of the blue team. Also I just love how mad he gets at tucker and caboose who are constantly being idiots.

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3 Grif

His inability to work makes him one of the funniest. And whether he's coming up with excuses or just making everyone accept it, he always does it in an unexpected way. On top of that, Grif's low tolerance makes his reactions that much funnier.

Grif is an inspiration to every lazy slacker who ever slacked. At least he would be if slackers ever had the motivation to be inspired. - NerdBunny

Grif is a really funny and lazy guy, he is one of my favorite characters. (I actually like them all)

His laziness is easy to relate to, but I also admire his unexpected shrewdness.

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4 Tucker

His infamous catchphrase is BOW CHICKA BOW WOW and his sword makes him the second popular spartan in blue team

1:He is a father to a ALIEN! 2:SWISH SWISH STAB STAB. 3:BO CHICA BOW WOW. 4:He has and energy sword swish swish sab stab. 5:He is the chosen one! 6:He is the only one who remembered when Wyoming was using his ai to go back in the past a little. 7:He is the only one who can really beat tex. Thanks for ready -Tucker

Out of all the basic red and blue soldiers, Tucker is the only one to stand a chance against tex during S08E10

He's a badass, probably the only capable soldier in the Blood Gulch crew, and can actually shoot that sniper rifle that no one will give him. He doesn't need it though, with that awesome sword of his!

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5 Sarge

Sarge has some of the best lines behind caboose, one of the best ones "what am I going to do without my shotgun... shotgun damn it"

"Shotgun to the face can be applied to a wide variety of different situations. Just watch how quickly it cures insubordination! "

Sarge - the typical stupid superior officer - with absurd ideas and a limited mindset - which compells him to see blue conspiracies everywhere.

In my opinion the funniest character of the show - second perhaps only to caboose

Sarge lopez donut and caboose are my favorite characters especially when lopez and sarge "talk"

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6 Washington

"The only character, besides Carolina, who actually matured, makes grown decisions and is generally a normal human being. AGENT WASHINGTUB is the best.

I can't help but love Wash. He is funny and, despite being considered the worst fighter out of the Freelancers, is still a badass and has managed to hold his own on several occasions. He's resourceful, cunning, and has actually proven to be a very good leader despite his inexperience. My favorite part about him, though, is how much we have come to know him. While I like the other characters, I have seen his character develop from his time as a Freelancer, have seen all of his struggles he has managed to pull through, and have really come to know and love his character more than anyone else in the series.

He feels he needs to protect the Reds and Blues because of what project freelancer and even himself have done to them for that he is the most likeable character.

Washington represents both sides of red vs blue perfectly. While the blood gulch crew represent the light hearted side with a sprinkle of epic on top and the freelancers represent pure awesome, Washington strikes the balance between the two better than any other character. His relationship with the blues is great and he is easily my favourite character. He may not be as badass as Maine, Texas amd Carolina, or as funny as caboose, grifF and tucker... But I feel that he adds to every character in a way no one else has.

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7 Donut

The grenade throw on tex halfway across the map was sick. He was the only guy to defeat tex in battle.

He's just so fabulous, I mean who doesn't think he's cool. He's the red teams Caboose.

8 Tex

tex is bea

Tex is the ultimate fighter in the show, and episode 10 of revelations made her even more awesome.

I like tex, she's the best fighting freelancer, I don't like her as much as wash, but she easily took on three badass freelancers at once. (Maine, Wyoming and York)

Absolute badass who strikes fear in the hearts of all who oppose her. Need I say more?

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9 Meta

A super soldier badass beating even the best of the best without saying one word

He's so OP lol.

Definitely the most powerful character in the show. The two behind him would be carolina and Tex, sure when he was maine he was defeated quite easily by both, but after his transformation into the meta, He can now defeat both carolina and Texas.

Anyone who calls Maine the meta shouldn't even be considered a fan. He deserved a spot on this list because he is, in general, a badass

I agree with you, but he is still Agent Maine and there is nothing you can do about it

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10 Simmons

Along with being one of the most intelligent characters, he has the most skills out of the Red and Blue simulation troopers (in my opinion) which has saved the teams several times. He's also got some of the best lines, interactions, and is someone that you can completely relate.

Simmons is not only one of the smartest, funniest, and most capable sim troopers, but he's also the one responsible for the formation of the Blood Gulch Crew. He was the one who united (and their first leader) the Reds and Blues in Season 3 against O'Malley, which Led them to become the "galaxies greatest soldiers."

Smart Soldier, capable of becoming a proper trooper.

Cool and Smart Trooper

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The Contenders

11 York

After he was introduced, I became attached to him and his personality almost immediately

Probably the most down to earth and relatable of all the freelancers.

He is so nice and likeable

So sad that he died so my favorite carecter and easly the boss of the team

12 Carolina

She is really pretty as well as an outstanding fighter. She is a very diverse and interesting character and has an extremely deep back story.

She is so beautiful and strong. She is one of the only surviving freelancers, and is an overall badass!

A badass merc with a mouth, Carolina is a deep character and master of combat. She is an amazing character and one of the two surviving Freelancers.

A true badass who can take down several tex robots and is getting a her very own death battle against agent maine/the meta

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13 Lopez

Lopez is the defining character along with Sarge, Grif, Caboose and Church. This dude along with Caboose carry the show through their comedy, I love dr Grey but shes nowhere near Lopez! Lopez is a sarcastic genius

Lopez is a seriously underestimated character in Red vs Blue, the "talks" he has with them all are hilarious and priceless. Best scene with Lopez was when he learned that Felix is bilingual.

I like how nobody can understand him he just makes the show so hilarious. By the way you spelled Lopez wrong. - AGENTWASHINGTON

Why is he so low one the list Lopez is one of those characters that makes an episode.

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14 Doc

He is hilarious and overall very powerful/intimidating when he wants to be. So far he has pretty much brought back the dead (Donut was shot in the head). Also considering what happened in season 13, he is absolutely mental. Surviving a dimension with no concept of space and time for an eternity and then coming out completely normal except with a new non removable version of O'mally. Him and Dr. Grey are two of the funniest people on the show and their interactions are hilarious.

This pacifist medic is one of the funniest characters but also one of the kindest/meanest when in the right mood.

I love his hilarious evil insanity

A pacifist who still kicks ass? Sign me up!

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15 Felix

Biggest jerk ever! (Spoiler) He tries to help kill a planet for damn's sake! Just for some cash! Lack of morality. More than Locus, though.

Okay, seriously? Do I even have to explain myself? HE'S FELIX. Sure, he's evil and, quite frankly, a pain in the ass, but he's FELIX. His personality is what makes him the best character. He's an ass. He's determined (even if it is determination to kill a whole f-ing planet). And finally;
HE IS FELIX!

16 Wyoming

He's hilarious awesome and dat moustache is just the best thing in existence and pretty important

BECAUSE OF HIS CATHPHRASE DAMMIT. because if we have a problem you got a problem

The gentleman assassin of the freelancer project with time powers

Love the introduction of him killing the janitor.

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17 Dr. Grey

Because Dr. Grey

The best medic since doc. And one of the funniest torture scenes ever with the opera over the screams of pain

She is one of the most entertaining characters that has ever been on the show, She's a super genius with an I.Q. of 240, and I could not stop laughing when she was torturing that one pirate they captured.

She is funny, smart, and most of all, very hyper!

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18 North

He is a badass that upper cuts the resistance dude from season 9 episode 2 - matt13

Anyone who can shoot eight rockets out of the air with two sniper rifles at the same time deserves a spot on this list.

The cool action scenes he is in

North is cool due to him being the opposite of south. They way he cares for theta is a great. Plus he's great in battel

19 Locus

Love his story ark.. SPOILERS in 15 He was kind of a softie but rot really at the same time..

Love Locus his backstory is awesome he is badass and menacing and he reminds me of Darth Vader

20 Sister

I onstly hate this chacater

She is one of the funniest charecters in the show

21 Sheila

Sheila is just awesome. Even though she killed church (caboose killed church). She then was a pelican, so why would she be a bad character, and everyone's scared of her too.

22 O'Malley

Just, don't get me started with him.

23 Private Jimmy
24 The Counselor

The way he died was cool too.

He's s super smart and can predict almost every outcome, and I think he's really underrated.

25 Gary

Knock Knock...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Shisno. Shisno who? You're a dirty, dirty shisno.

26 Flowers

Gayer than donut

He's just so nice to his team!

That axe throw, twas beautiful.
His battle tactics Are awesome

27 Freckles

I love the name and I like how he is downloaded into cabooses assault rifle - IHateOnions

28 Jensen
29 Ander Smith

Agent Oregon

30 South
31 C.T.

C.T. was a rebellious yet selfless character, despite her short screen time. It was her who caused the downfall of Project Freelancer when Agent Texas rebelled for her cause. Her legacy lived on through Texas and the Insurrectionist Leader.

How did C.T. get none of the votes? She's my 3rd favorite...

32 Andy

On of the only people who finds caboose funny

Andy has had some of the funniest lines in the show such as "you haven't held a ball this big since your morning scratch" it really is a shame that we haven't really seen him in a while.

"Caboose: ANDY! You're dead."
Funniest bomb in the world but where did he go

33 Junior

Truly, the best of the aliens :D

34 Sharkface

"what is with this guy
"those super soldier freaks dropped a building on me and left me for dead, they killed the only family I ever had

35 Bitters
36 Director

The Directer is always cool and collected, very tactful and wise. This show is comedy, but his presence helps add some more grounded stories, and don't forget how he started all of this. The way he helps conclude season 10 may be the second best ending that rvb has had.

37 Donald Doyle
38 Theta
39 Lopez 2.0

Mainly because even if his head comes off, he can still control his body. All the other ones were taken.

40 Kimball
41 Matthews
42 Apolitical
43 Apolimo
44 Star
45 Charles Palomo
46 Private Jones
47 Sigma
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