Best Characters From Red vs Blue
The Top Ten
Ah, Caboose. The blues' very own moron. I prefer the blue characters over the red ones overall, & judging by the standings, I'm not alone. While Donut is definitely red's equivalent to his idiocity, Caboose is still funnier, along with having noticeably-higher levels of pure stupidity. Out of all the characters, he seems to have the best relationship with whoever he meets, so even the other characters probably agree with me on this. Also, he just has the best moments, like when Church went into his brain & met how he sees everyone else. He may be a total dumbass, but don't underestimate him. It took a while to reveal, but his combat skills are the real reason he was sent to Blood Gulch in the first place. In addition, his "first-grader trying to read" speech tone only adds to the stupidity of his quotes. @#$% yeah, Caboose. @#$% yeah.
I love RvB. My personally favorite show. Caboose is just that guy that has hilarious and heartfelt moments at the same time. after him I put church and then Wash, possibly Lopez,(poor man) and maybe Texas. I feel that the Directors demise was interesting, but they could've made it interesting pointing out all the ironic (the true meaning of irony isn't what ya think) things known in between us, the audience and the characters. Like Church is in a way the director, how Texas's real name was Allison and that Carolina And Tex are really daughter and mother.with Caboose being the only person on the crew who figured this out from the beginning.
He's the funniest, dumbest, and most emotional Red Vs. Blue character is is capable of taking 100 Texs out in ten seconds, with perfect aim in which teams up with stupidity to be the best fighter in Red. Vs. Blue. There isn't thatch proof because they keep him out of all the big fights until season 10. He's also stronger than Geia. Don't mess with Caboose unless he'll be stupid enough to not realize it. (Okay you can mess with Caboose most if the time) Just not when he has an AI or is thinking about babies. He hates those. Same as taxes.
He is the show, the random quotes he comes out with hold the show together, his misunderstanding of even the simplest social situations make him the funniest character on RvB
I love all of these characters, but Church has always been my number one since season 1. He is just great, and it was sad to see him go (twice). - JoshuaBananas
Reminds me of me. And I like me just like Church likes Church. But all seriousness, he actually, even though he doesn't know how to work a sniper rifle, tried to get things done. He can be an A-hole sometimes but he takes charge and gets da shiz done. Also he's not like an overpowered beast but he's not lame like Simmons. Text is too overpowered. Grif is funny sometimes and Caboose is too much of an idiot. At times I find Caboose interesting but mostly he's just annoying. Church has an interesting history, personality, and idiosyncrasies that make him best.
Church is so incredibly bad-ass because he can be reincarnated through Ebsalone, and is the leader of the blue team. Also I just love how mad he gets at tucker and caboose who are constantly being idiots.
"There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." This quote pretty much sums up Church's entire life. That is why he's the best and even has a song to prove it. - NerdBunny
His inability to work makes him one of the funniest. And whether he's coming up with excuses or just making everyone accept it, he always does it in an unexpected way. On top of that, Grif's low tolerance makes his reactions that much funnier.
Grif is an inspiration to every lazy slacker who ever slacked. At least he would be if slackers ever had the motivation to be inspired. - NerdBunny
Grif is a really funny and lazy guy, he is one of my favorite characters. (I actually like them all)
Grif is super funny future cubes
1:He is a father to a ALIEN! 2:SWISH SWISH STAB STAB. 3:BO CHICA BOW WOW. 4:He has and energy sword swish swish sab stab. 5:He is the chosen one! 6:He is the only one who remembered when Wyoming was using his ai to go back in the past a little. 7:He is the only one who can really beat tex. Thanks for ready -Tucker
Out of all the basic red and blue soldiers, Tucker is the only one to stand a chance against tex during S08E10
He's a badass, probably the only capable soldier in the Blood Gulch crew, and can actually shoot that sniper rifle that no one will give him. He doesn't need it though, with that awesome sword of his!
Bow Chicka Wow Wow
"The only character, besides Carolina, who actually matured, makes grown decisions and is generally a normal human being. AGENT WASHINGTUB is the best.
I can't help but love Wash. He is funny and, despite being considered the worst fighter out of the Freelancers, is still a badass and has managed to hold his own on several occasions. He's resourceful, cunning, and has actually proven to be a very good leader despite his inexperience. My favorite part about him, though, is how much we have come to know him. While I like the other characters, I have seen his character develop from his time as a Freelancer, have seen all of his struggles he has managed to pull through, and have really come to know and love his character more than anyone else in the series.
He feels he needs to protect the Reds and Blues because of what project freelancer and even himself have done to them for that he is the most likeable character.
Washington represents both sides of red vs blue perfectly. While the blood gulch crew represent the light hearted side with a sprinkle of epic on top and the freelancers represent pure awesome, Washington strikes the balance between the two better than any other character. His relationship with the blues is great and he is easily my favourite character. He may not be as badass as Maine, Texas amd Carolina, or as funny as caboose, grifF and tucker... But I feel that he adds to every character in a way no one else has.
He has some of the most iconic lines which are even known outside of rvb "I love blood and violence! I got a boner for murder! " his accent and over the top-nes make him an even better character. Also his detective skill are something we should all aspire to reach.
Sarge has some of the best lines behind caboose, one of the best ones "what am I going to do without my shotgun... shotgun damn it"
"Shotgun to the face can be applied to a wide variety of different situations. Just watch how quickly it cures insubordination! "
Sarge - the typical stupid superior officer - with absurd ideas and a limited mindset - which compells him to see blue conspiracies everywhere.
In my opinion the funniest character of the show - second perhaps only to caboose
The grenade throw on tex halfway across the map was sick. He was the only guy to defeat tex in battle.
He's just so fabulous, I mean who doesn't think he's cool. He's the red teams Caboose.
Tex is the ultimate fighter in the show, and episode 10 of revelations made her even more awesome.
I like tex, she's the best fighting freelancer, I don't like her as much as wash, but she easily took on three badass freelancers at once. (Maine, Wyoming and York)
Absolute badass who strikes fear in the hearts of all who oppose her. Need I say more?
I don't know why But I just love Tex
Anyone who calls Maine the meta shouldn't even be considered a fan. He deserved a spot on this list because he is, in general, a badass
I agree with you, but he is still Agent Maine and there is nothing you can do about it
Definitely the most powerful character in the show. The two behind him would be carolina and Tex, sure when he was maine he was defeated quite easily by both, but after his transformation into the meta, He can now defeat both carolina and Texas.
The most badass tank in the world. Being shot in the throat multiple times and then going back into the field before he's even cleared to go back out!
A super soldier badass beating even the best of the best without saying one word
Along with being one of the most intelligent characters, he has the most skills out of the Red and Blue simulation troopers (in my opinion) which has saved the teams several times. He's also got some of the best lines, interactions, and is someone that you can completely relate.
Simmons is not only one of the smartest, funniest, and most capable sim troopers, but he's also the one responsible for the formation of the Blood Gulch Crew. He was the one who united (and their first leader) the Reds and Blues in Season 3 against O'Malley, which Led them to become the "galaxies greatest soldiers."
Smart Soldier, capable of becoming a proper trooper.
Cool and Smart Trooper
After he was introduced, I became attached to him and his personality almost immediately
Probably the most down to earth and relatable of all the freelancers.
He is so nice and likeable
So sad that he died so my favorite carecter and easly the boss of the team
Lopez is the defining character along with Sarge, Grif, Caboose and Church. This dude along with Caboose carry the show through their comedy, I love dr Grey but shes nowhere near Lopez! Lopez is a sarcastic genius
Lopez is a seriously underestimated character in Red vs Blue, the "talks" he has with them all are hilarious and priceless. Best scene with Lopez was when he learned that Felix is bilingual.
I like how nobody can understand him he just makes the show so hilarious. By the way you spelled Lopez wrong. - AGENTWASHINGTON
Why is he so low one the list Lopez is one of those characters that makes an episode.
She's a badass amazing at marichal arts and has everyone's also she has saved almost all the characters
She is really pretty as well as an outstanding fighter. She is a very diverse and interesting character and has an extremely deep back story.
She is so beautiful and strong. She is one of the only surviving freelancers, and is an overall badass!
A badass merc with a mouth, Carolina is a deep character and master of combat. She is an amazing character and one of the two surviving Freelancers.
Biggest jerk ever! (Spoiler) He tries to help kill a planet for damn's sake! Just for some cash! Lack of morality. More than Locus, though.
Okay, seriously? Do I even have to explain myself? HE'S FELIX. Sure, he's evil and, quite frankly, a pain in the ass, but he's FELIX. His personality is what makes him the best character. He's an ass. He's determined (even if it is determination to kill a whole f-ing planet). And finally;
HE IS FELIX!
HE SUCKS SOMEONE KILL HIM OH WAIT he's ALREADY DEAD HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAH WHAT A LOSER AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
He is hilarious and overall very powerful/intimidating when he wants to be. So far he has pretty much brought back the dead (Donut was shot in the head). Also considering what happened in season 13, he is absolutely mental. Surviving a dimension with no concept of space and time for an eternity and then coming out completely normal except with a new non removable version of O'mally. Him and Dr. Grey are two of the funniest people on the show and their interactions are hilarious.
This pacifist medic is one of the funniest characters but also one of the kindest/meanest when in the right mood.
I love his hilarious evil insanity
A pacifist who still kicks ass? Sign me up!
He's hilarious awesome and dat moustache is just the best thing in existence and pretty important
The gentleman assassin of the freelancer project with time powers
He is the worst freelancer ever
Love the introduction of him killing the janitor.
The best medic since doc. And one of the funniest torture scenes ever with the opera over the screams of pain
She is one of the most entertaining characters that has ever been on the show, She's a super genius with an I.Q. of 240, and I could not stop laughing when she was torturing that one pirate they captured.
She is funny, smart, and most of all, very hyper!
Because Dr. Grey
Love his story ark.. SPOILERS in 15 He was kind of a softie but rot really at the same time..
Love Locus his backstory is awesome he is badass and menacing and he reminds me of Darth Vader
Oh yeah? Well they say girls can't ejaculate either, but guess what! - JoshuaBananas
She is one of the funniest charecters in the show
I onstly hate this chacater
Sheila is just awesome. Even though she killed church (caboose killed church). She then was a pelican, so why would she be a bad character, and everyone's scared of her too.
Anyone who can shoot eight rockets out of the air with two sniper rifles at the same time deserves a spot on this list.
He is a badass that upper cuts the resistance dude from season 9 episode 2 - matt13
The cool action scenes he is in
North is cool due to him being the opposite of south. They way he cares for theta is a great. Plus he's great in battel
He's s super smart and can predict almost every outcome, and I think he's really underrated.
The way he died was cool too.
Just, don't get me started with him.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Shisno. Shisno who? You're a dirty, dirty shisno.
Gayer than donut
He's just so nice to his team!
That axe throw, twas beautiful.
His battle tactics Are awesome
The Directer is always cool and collected, very tactful and wise. This show is comedy, but his presence helps add some more grounded stories, and don't forget how he started all of this. The way he helps conclude season 10 may be the second best ending that rvb has had.
Andy has had some of the funniest lines in the show such as "you haven't held a ball this big since your morning scratch" it really is a shame that we haven't really seen him in a while.
On of the only people who finds caboose funny
"Caboose: ANDY! You're dead."
Funniest bomb in the world but where did he go
I love the name and I like how he is downloaded into cabooses assault rifle - IHateOnions
Delta sort of act like is a know it all that is the only reason I hate him
C.T. was a rebellious yet selfless character, despite her short screen time. It was her who caused the downfall of Project Freelancer when Agent Texas rebelled for her cause. Her legacy lived on through Texas and the Insurrectionist Leader.
How did C.T. get none of the votes? She's my 3rd favorite...
Truly, the best of the aliens :D
"what is with this guy
"those super soldier freaks dropped a building on me and left me for dead, they killed the only family I ever had
Mainly because even if his head comes off, he can still control his body. All the other ones were taken.
Honestly my favorite character from the chorus trilogy!
His mood swings in season 16 are beautiful. One minute he's "IF THEY'RE FROM THE STUDIO YOU CAN TELL THEM TO WAIT IN THE F****** TRASH C-" And the next, " Oh, hey! It's Carolina and Wash! How's the neck Wash? " I'm dying...