The most random version of "12 Days of Christmas" you'll ever hear

Puga
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
An interactive-white-board!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...two pineapples, and an interactive-white-board!

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....three Mickey Mouse clocks, two pineapples and an interactive-white-board!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....four maths book wristbands, three Mickey Mouse clocks, two pineapples and an interactive-white-board!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....fiiiiiivvee goooolllddden beeeaaaaverrs! Four maths book wristbands, three Mickey Mouse clocks, two pineapples and an interactive-white-board!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....six heavy mushrooms, fiiiiiivvee gooooolllddden beeeaaaavers! Four maths book wristbands, three Mickey Mouse clocks, two pineapples, and an interactive-white-board!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me....seven Lamborghinis, six heavy mushrooms, fiiiiiivvee gooooolllddden beeeaaaavers! Four maths book wristbands, three Mickey Mouse clicks, two pineapples and an interactive-white-board!

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....eight Viking helmets, seven Lamborghinis, six heavy mushrooms, fiiiiiivvee gooooolllddden beeeaaaavers! Four maths book wristbands, three Mickey Mouse clocks, two pineapples and an interactive-white-board!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....nine bowls of Cheerios, eight Viking helmets, seven Lamborghinis, six heavy mushrooms, fiiiiiivvee gooooolllddden beeeaaaavers! Four maths book wristbands, three Mickey Mouse clocks, two pineapples and an interactive-white-board!

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me....ten shredded pandas, nine bowls of Cheerios, eight Viking helmets, seven Lamborghinis, six heavy mushrooms, fiiiiiivvee gooooolllddden beeeaaaavers! Four maths book wristbands, three Mickey Mouse clocks, two pineapples and an interactive-white-board!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me....eleven leaping leprechauns, ten shredded pandas, nine bowls of Cheerios, eight Viking helmets, seven Lamborghinis, six heavy mushrooms, fiiiiiivvee gooooolllddden beeeaaaavers! Four maths book wristbands, three Mickey Mouse clocks, two pineapples and an interactive-wight-board!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true live gave to me..........twelve French guitars, eleven leaping leprechauns, ten shredded pandas, nine bowls of Cheerios, eight Viking helmets, seven Lamborghinis, six heavy mushrooms, five golden beavers, four maths book wristbands, three Mickey Mouse clocks, two pineapples, AND AN IIINNTERRRRACTIVE WHITE BOOOOAAARRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!

Sorry, just wanted to post this.

Comments

I wouldn't mind seven Lambos... - PositronWildhawk

HAHAA FUNNY! 1! 1! 1! top notch bants! #lad - Puga

Ok then - ProPanda

The date of this comment sums up the post - Puga

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me,
a divorce. - Skullkid755

THROWBACK - Puga

And a beer... in a tree - shawnmccaul22

It's math books you nonk. - Therandom

You are the reason I don't say nonk anymore. - Puga

I am actually triggered. - IronSabbathPriest

You Euros should get your grammar right then lol. - Therandom

What would heather give admin for Christmas? - TwilightKitsune

13 gummy flamingos - Nateawesomeness

Well this is interesting... - Element119

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