Best Chuck Norris Facts

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241 The universe isn't expanding. Chuck Norris is exhaling.
242 Chuck Norris once fell in love, and broke it! V 1 Comment
243 Chuck Norris can eat himself and become twice as large
244 Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
245 When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't get stronger. The machine does.
246 Chuck Norris is great at Russian Roulette. He has a record of 64 wins and 2 losses.

Hold up wow did he loos 2 times

Who made up yolo (you only live once) again

247 On minecraft, Chuck Norris can use 1 TNT block and when he does, the whole minecraft world blows up.
248 Chuck Norris learned to spit fire, so he spit all his fire and made the Sun
249 Chuck Norris was a victim of the Russian Sleep Experiment, Chuck Norris didn't die. the gas died.
250 Chuck Norris made One Direction go another direction

LOL

251 Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing

Classic! This one should be way higher. There is only one man who could do that.

When you look up Chuck Norris in the dictionary you are immediately met with a roundhouse kick to the face. Now you know.

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252 Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter

Haha this one is great. I still can't believe it's not butter. Voters, vote for this one, this deserves to be on top! Lo

Yes, he can believe its not butter

LOLOLOLOL! Oh that's great! - EliHbk

253 Scientists believe the world began with the Big Bang. Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a bad case of gas.
254 When denied a McGriddle at McDonald's because it was 10:35, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
255 Chuck Norris once pissed on an ordinary truck. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.

Pretty G if you ask me.
Chuck norris is the coolest man on the planet, and I can't believe that you need to do al of this just so I could put that one sentence up there.

The joke sounds better if you say it like this, "Chuck Norris was having sex with a girl in a truck when a bit of his semen dropped onto the seat. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime. "

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256 Chuck Norris walks into a bar. The bar instantly explodes, as no one buildling can contain that level of awesome.
257 Chuck Norris was walking down the street with a masive errection, there were no survivors
258 Chuck Norris's Xbox 360 once got the Red Ring of death. Chuck Norris then painted the lights green and it worked again.

Ask him to help fix mine! Because mine doesn't work! - saint4ever37

Dang.. Chuck Norris IS awesome!

259 Darth Vader wears Chuck Norris PJs
260 Chuck Norris was watching TV when he received a call, seven days, then he said: this is Chuck Norris, sorry this was a mistake.
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1. There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control
2. Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.
3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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1. Chuck Norris converted God to atheism
2. Chuck Norris Can Do a Wheelie On a Unicycle
3. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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1. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.
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