Best Chuck Norris Facts
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Hold up wow did he loos 2 times
Who made up yolo (you only live once) again
Classic! This one should be way higher. There is only one man who could do that.
When you look up Chuck Norris in the dictionary you are immediately met with a roundhouse kick to the face. Now you know.
Haha this one is great. I still can't believe it's not butter. Voters, vote for this one, this deserves to be on top! Lo
Yes, he can believe its not butter
LOLOLOLOL! Oh that's great! - EliHbk
Pretty G if you ask me.
Chuck norris is the coolest man on the planet, and I can't believe that you need to do al of this just so I could put that one sentence up there.
The joke sounds better if you say it like this, "Chuck Norris was having sex with a girl in a truck when a bit of his semen dropped onto the seat. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime. "V 1 Comment
Ask him to help fix mine! Because mine doesn't work! - saint4ever37
Dang.. Chuck Norris IS awesome!
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Top Remixes (34)
2. Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.
3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
2. Chuck Norris Can Do a Wheelie On a Unicycle
3. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.
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