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481 Chuck Norris turned Medusa into stone
482 Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris
483 Chuck Norris opened a box of Goldfish, and they didn't smile back at him
484 Saitama can't kill Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is no "Man"
485 Chuck Norris can sing better than Freddie Mercury
486 When Chuck Norris plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says "STAY RIGHT THERE!!!"
487 Hello Kitty says "Goodbye" to Chuck Norris
488 Freddy vs Jason was originally Freddy and Jason vs Chuck Norris, but it was cancelled due to being only 14 seconds long
489 When Chuck Norris appeared in The Walking Dead, the Walkers had no guts to eat him
490 When Chuck Norris played the Scary Maze Game, the scary face punched through his computer screen
491 Chuck Norris can jumpscare Freddy Fazbear
492 Chuck Norris once threw a boomerang, but it never came back
493 If you try to print out a picture of Chuck Norris, the printer will refuse to do it
494 Chuck Norris made Satan die of fright
495 Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal frown
496 Dante mistook Chuck Norris for a demon
497 Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain
498 When God doesn't feel like sorting 'em out he just lets Chuck Norris roundhouse kick them. However survives goes to Heaven. (this stopped in 1948 due to Hell overflowing, since nobody survives Chuck's roundhouse kick)
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1. There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control
2. Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.
3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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1. Chuck Norris converted God to atheism
2. Chuck Norris Can Do a Wheelie On a Unicycle
3. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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1. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.
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