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481 Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris
482 Chuck Norris opened a box of Goldfish, and they didn't smile back at him
483 Saitama can't kill Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is no "Man"
484 Chuck Norris can sing better than Freddie Mercury
485 When Chuck Norris plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says "STAY RIGHT THERE!!!"
486 Hello Kitty says "Goodbye" to Chuck Norris
487 Freddy vs Jason was originally Freddy and Jason vs Chuck Norris, but it was cancelled due to being only 14 seconds long
488 When Chuck Norris appeared in The Walking Dead, the Walkers had no guts to eat him
489 When Chuck Norris played the Scary Maze Game, the scary face punched through his computer screen
490 Chuck Norris can jumpscare Freddy Fazbear
491 Chuck Norris once threw a boomerang, but it never came back
492 If you try to print out a picture of Chuck Norris, the printer will refuse to do it
493 Chuck Norris made Satan die of fright
494 Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal frown
495 Dante mistook Chuck Norris for a demon
496 Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain
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1. There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control
2. Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.
3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
1. Chuck Norris converted God to atheism
2. Chuck Norris Can Do a Wheelie On a Unicycle
3. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.

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