Best Chuck Norris Facts
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This is funny savagery
I believe this fact to be true but don't forget about the other deadly animals at the bottom of his bed
He went to sleep with a teddy bear as well. Probably TED the teddy bear who curses a lot. - AlphaQ
He goes to bed with paddington after he kidnapped him from the brown family - Harri666V 1 Comment
Which should be EVERYONE'S goals. - Metalhead1997
That's the best in my opinion
Dying of laughter right now, I'm honored to be one of Chuck's victims - EliHbk
So is Chuck Norris God's father? - Metalhead1997
Aww, Died of laughter! Simply funny! - Animefan12V 2 Comments
Thanks to Chuck Norris, Indian cities began receiving sunlight! - Animefan12
This one made me laugh out loud I'm suprised it's not in the top 10
Or kill Chuck Schuldiner? Oh, what a coincidence!
Too funny :P
Onions crying lol. This should be number one!
Lol who started this chuck norris stuff. He is the best
He has so many pets, too! - Metalhead1997
This is so true!
Excellent this one is pretty fresh.
Space holder cushion words
This is very clever and funny. :3
You'd think he'd have a stunt double for dieing. Laugh out loud I love the joke.
That explains a lot. I knew the history books lied.
Well, that's nice of her...
I'd say Chuck threatened her but he knows that's not needed - EliHbk
Laugh out loud ultimately amazing this one should be moved way up the ranks
Just imagine if Chuck Norris really exists with all these abilities? - Animefan12
The best... I mean don't you people see it? This is the absolute best...
Wow! The jokes at the bottom of this list is better than the top ones. - Animefan12
Imagine him doing that in a CITY. - Metalhead1997
This is hilarious
This is really funny
I wonder why it's not in the top 10's
Come on guys!
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2. Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.
3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
2. Chuck Norris Can Do a Wheelie On a Unicycle
3. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.
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