Best Chuck Norris Facts
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I seen this fight Chuck won easily
This one REALLY took the cake!
Just as the underestimated: "Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun".
yeah pretty much the best chuck norris joke.
at least that I've seen in a while.
Hahahhahahahah! I lol'd SO hard! That's not possible! p.s. I'm not stupid. - Jammer196
My fiend clogs the toilet every time he lets loose a pie!
I'm so EXCITED!
they don't even need to, that's obvious.
comment quality for chuck norris is allways excelent I bet(given that it can only reach good)... :(
This one was awesome. Really made me laugh. And all these years I thought superman didn't need a teacher!
This one is really nice. Superb! - Kiteretsunu
To me this is just a classic - it's one of the only decent ones that doesn't just keep talking about his roundhouse kicks. I'm surprised it hasn't shown up on the list yet! - cyclone1248
This is one the best ones here. The only one which has some decent humor. This should go higher up. - Kiteretsunu
Yeah, his eyes reflect UV Rays, right! - Animefan12
It's weirid, atfer I readed that, I went to check the sun, and he was using sunglases
Good poem. Chuck Norris would be proud of this. - Kiteretsunu
This is amazing because jack is quick and lol
Come on guys, this has to be in the top 10! - Animefan12
Haha Best one yet. I was just looking through all of them not sure What I should vote for and I found this. Haha. Maybe it's because I'm addicted to facebook but I voted for it!
There should be a dislike button on Facebook! YouTube has one! - Metalhead1997
Chuck Norris is the best! I was quietly reading the list and once I've got here it took a few sec until I got it but than laugh out loud
This one is actually really creative! - NerdyPweeps
Imagine the sheer lacerations someone else would get. - Metalhead1997
This is original and its one of the best I've seen!
By just barely blowing on it. - Metalhead1997
The first to actually make me laugh out loud, haha
He was omnipresent! - Metalhead1997
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Top Remixes (35)
2. Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.
3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
2. Chuck Norris Can Do a Wheelie On a Unicycle
3. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.
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