Best Chuck Norris Facts
The Contenders: Page 5
This should be way higher, I literally ROFLed at this quite hard
What does Chuck Norris call?
How long is long enough? I'm guessing long enough is Chuck Norris in this case. - Metalhead1997
Time to buy a American flag
Wow that I amazing :D
It is a cool joke, but I can't understand it. - Animefan12
This joke is superb! Must be higher! - Animefan12V 3 Comments
He is surely a superior guy! - Animefan12
Kryo?! You have some competition here! - Metalhead1997
I though the road crosses Chuck Norris!
Actually somewhat offensive... - Metalhead1997
This one is just horrible
LAUGHED SO HARD! Wonder how often that happens though
ROFL! This is the one I laughed at the hardest, didn't expect such a thing, very funny...
Lmao! I want to meet Chuck Norris
Because he...?! - Metalhead1997
... This really needs to be in the top 5 really
I don't know why but after all of the others this is the first one that made me laugh aloud. I've never heard it. - TheCamoGhost
Hilarious! I think Chuck Norris jokes are funny and I love Iron Maiden so this was the perfect one for me!
And Chuck Norris has a fear of Iron Maiden! - Animefan12
Not while Her Majesty is still sitting on the throne, he can't... - Britgirl
This I believe should be higher simply because it's clever, compared to most of the comments above
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Top Remixes (35)
2. Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.
3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
2. Chuck Norris Can Do a Wheelie On a Unicycle
3. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.
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