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121 Newtons third law must be wrong, there is no positive reaction to Chuck Norris' round house kick.
122 Chuck Norris ordered a Whopper at McDonalds. he got one.
123 Chuck Norris puts the FIST in PACIFIST.

Which contradicts the word's meaning. - Metalhead1997

124 Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Atlantic Ocean.
125 Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
126 Chuck Norris once spit near a truck, the spit came alive and crawled into the truck's engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

I lold at this one its genius man I mean... READ IT! Its awesome... For anyone who has seen a almost died of boredom watching the transformers movies

Awesome chuck norris fact, laughing uncontrollably.
I guess Transformers director would die after reading it

127 They're making a sequel to 300 starring Chuck Norris. Its called 1.
128 Chuck Norris shoots a cow, and eats the beef, then he craps out gunpowder, makes a bullet, and repeats. This is what some people refer to as The circle of life.
129 Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a salesman over the phone.
130 If Chuck Norris is running late, then time better hurry the heck up.
131 Chuck Norris doesn't wear a cup, he wears a barrel.
132 Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of everything around him.

He owns the universe and every multiverse. - Metalhead1997

133 Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Brilliant, just brilliant... It was the only one that actually made me laugh out loud.

I knew it. Chuck Norris created the universe. - Metalhead1997

134 Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

it's utterly possible for him to punch himself over again just by reversing his steps backward

135 What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
136 Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
137 Chuck norris once pissed into a can. We now know this as Red Bull V 1 Comment
138 What does Chuck Norris bring to a gun fight? A knife.

He doesn't need anything for a fight, but yeah - EliHbk

No, he brings his own bare hands. even if he would, no one would dare to bring out a gun against him. it's just plain useless

139 Chuck Norris once cut a man in half just to see what he had for lunch.
140 Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick you in the back of the face.

This is definitely the best joke so far! Because it's the most random! Laugh out loud love Chuck!

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1. There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control
2. Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.
3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
1. Chuck Norris converted God to atheism
2. Chuck Norris Can Do a Wheelie On a Unicycle
3. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.

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