Best Chuck Norris Facts
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A variation on another Chuck Norris joke since he is now in "Expendables 2".
Actually, he doesn't miss. - Metalhead1997
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You have to try this one. Just search chunck norris on google with "I'm feeling lucky. " You MUST TRY IT PLEASE! - undefeatablebeyblader
It makes sense and doesn't sense at the same time
That could actually happen in real life, too. - Metalhead1997
Satan in a Chuck Norris outfit? I'd LOVE to see that! - Metalhead1997
The scouter confirms It is right Chuck norris' power level is over 9000
Then you don't wanna die. - Metalhead1997
He's a good father! - Metalhead1997
This one is epic
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Top Remixes (34)
2. Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.
3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
2. Chuck Norris Can Do a Wheelie On a Unicycle
3. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.
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