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161 Chuck Norris pulled the emergency brake and stopped a plane in the air.
162 They had to use a stunt double for Chuck Norris in "Expendables 2" because Chuck Norris is not "expendable".

A variation on another Chuck Norris joke since he is now in "Expendables 2".

163 if you have a dollar and Chuck Norris had a dollar he would kick your arse and take your dollar.
164 It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
165 If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
166 You miss 100 of the shots you don't take. Chuck Norris misses 30.

Actually, he doesn't miss. - Metalhead1997

167 Google will not search for Chuck Norris because it knows you dont find him, he finds you. Suggestions: Run, before he finds you

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You have to try this one. Just search chunck norris on google with "I'm feeling lucky. " You MUST TRY IT PLEASE! - undefeatablebeyblader

168 Chuck Norris blinks once a day. That's all the rest he needs.
169 Chuck Norris doesnt turn on the light, he turns off the dark

It makes sense and doesn't sense at the same time

170 Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked The Doctor. The Doctor degenerated.
171 Only Chuck Norris can rob a bank online

That could actually happen in real life, too. - Metalhead1997

172 The Devil is Chuck Norris for Halloween

Satan in a Chuck Norris outfit? I'd LOVE to see that! - Metalhead1997

173 Chuck Norris is the only Person who can Kick You in the Back of the Face V 1 Comment
174 Chuck Norris played Red Rover once... 3 people were decapitated.
175 Goku fought Chuck Norris. Then Chuck told Cell to kill him.

The scouter confirms It is right Chuck norris' power level is over 9000

176 Chuck Norris killed the Grim Reaper

Then you don't wanna die. - Metalhead1997

177 Chuck Norris doesn't pray to God, God prays to Chuck Norris.
178 Someone stole Chuck Norris daughter's virginity, so Chuck went and got it back.

He's a good father! - Metalhead1997

179 Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.
180 Chuck Norris once made a fire. Now a days it is known as the sun.

This one is epic

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1. There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control
2. Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.
3. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
1. Chuck Norris converted God to atheism
2. Chuck Norris Can Do a Wheelie On a Unicycle
3. All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
2. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.

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