Best Days of the Year

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The Top Ten

1 December 25th

Yes! Christmas is finally here! It's the greatest time of the year!

I'm sooo excited for Christmas! it is currently three days from Christmas day 2015! turn up!

2 January 1st

Number one for most hung- over days of the year

3 October 31st
4 Easter
5 December 31st

You are anticipated and your heart pounds violently like hell for the new year.
And then you count down, and then the WHOLE WORLD SCREAMS like it's the END OF THE F! ING WORLD!
You'll see the night sky turn to day by the fireworks, and you're just SCREAMING AND SCREAMING! And You CAN'T F! ING CONTROL IT!
And then the end, the grand finale just WAKES UP THE SKY AND SHAKES YOU MORE VIOLENTLY THAN ANYTHING and turns the sky BRIGHT WHITE and BURNS YOUR EYES, EARS and FACE! and PUNCHES YOU WITH WRECKING BALL FORCE and SHAKES THE GROUND LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE!

And YOU'LL JUST KEEP SCREAMING AND SCREAMING until your VOICE IS GONE FOREVER! And You'll BE DEAD BEFORE New Year's Eve comes back.

6 December 24th
7 April 19th
8 February 12th
9 January 27th
10 March 15th

The Contenders

11 December 26th
12 December 1st
13 April 1st
14 May 26th
15 May 1st
16 February 21st
17 May 4th

My Birthday! In addition, May the 4th be with you!

18 September 11th
19 September 21st
20 August 4th
21 April 14th
22 September 19th
23 October 20th
24 November 9th
25 November 15th
26 October 11th

What happens october 11th?

27 January 15th
28 April 20th
29 February 29th

Don't think about it too hard it doesn't mean anything!

30 December 19th
31 July 17th
32 August 16th

My bday

33 June 14th

It's Donald Trump's birthday

34 Thanksgiving
35 May 6th
36 October 24th
37 November 14th
38 February 16th
39 Labor Day
40 September 14th
41 April 22nd
42 July 4th
43 August 24th
44 December 20th
45 April 25th
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