Best Days of the Year

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The Top Ten

1 December 25th

Yes! Christmas is finally here! It's the greatest time of the year!

I'm sooo excited for Christmas! it is currently three days from Christmas day 2015! turn up!

2 January 1st

Number one for most hung- over days of the year

3 October 31st
4 Easter
5 December 31st

You are anticipated and your heart pounds violently like hell for the new year.
And then you count down, and then the WHOLE WORLD SCREAMS like it's the END OF THE F! ING WORLD!
You'll see the night sky turn to day by the fireworks, and you're just SCREAMING AND SCREAMING! And You CAN'T F! ING CONTROL IT!
And then the end, the grand finale just WAKES UP THE SKY AND SHAKES YOU MORE VIOLENTLY THAN ANYTHING and turns the sky BRIGHT WHITE and BURNS YOUR EYES, EARS and FACE! and PUNCHES YOU WITH WRECKING BALL FORCE and SHAKES THE GROUND LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE!

And YOU'LL JUST KEEP SCREAMING AND SCREAMING until your VOICE IS GONE FOREVER! And You'll BE DEAD BEFORE New Year's Eve comes back.

6 December 24th
7 February 12th
8 April 19th
9 April 20th
10 December 26th

The Contenders

11 January 27th
12 March 15th
13 April 14th
14 September 19th
15 October 20th
16 December 1st
17 April 1st
18 May 26th
19 May 1st
20 February 21st
21 May 4th

My Birthday! In addition, May the 4th be with you!

22 September 21st
23 August 4th
24 November 9th
25 November 15th
26 October 11th

What happens october 11th?

27 January 15th
28 February 29th

Don't think about it too hard it doesn't mean anything!

29 December 19th
30 July 17th
31 August 16th

My bday

32 June 14th

It's Donald Trump's birthday

33 Thanksgiving
34 May 6th
35 October 24th
36 November 14th
37 February 16th
38 Labor Day
39 September 14th
40 April 22nd
41 July 4th
42 August 24th
43 December 20th
44 September 11th
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