Best Disses Evercleverclogs0 Here are very good disses and insults, hope you like them.
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Another bad insult, but I suggest you use it for critical situations as this insult could hurt emotions badly. - cleverclogs0
This is a great Dis I used it on all of my friends and they laughed there heads off and I said it to my cousin and he got so mad and started crying because he thought his mum was very sad and his mum was actually laughing about how stupid he was being because he said Oy don't insult my mum you idiot your so mean and went off in a huff. Laugh out loud this is useful.
Everyone know that diss is old but still it's really cool
Everything on this list actually counts as a “Yo Mama” joke.V 469 Comments
Very creative joke and it's funny. Nice Job.
This diss was amazing, I've used it countless times and it worked, and it has never failed me. Also used it on my sister and she didn't bother me for weeks :D
I said that to my brother and he cried! I was laughing at this joke for so long!
All the others are too rude,I want to diss my brother and we have the same motherV 266 Comments
This epic 1 I'm definitely gonna use this 1
Cool I'm using that laugh out loud
AMAZING! WHY ISN'T THIS number 1!
This is perfect I am using it on my friendsV 330 Comments
Oh, my. That's good. But I don't know... I like the others as well. TOO LATE I VOTED FOR THIS ONE! I like this one. Who told you this?
Yes, I did just call you that. I hope you're glad. JK, JK, JK. I don't wanna get a thumbs down. This is just a way to defend yourself. Sort of.
I hope this insult would help you win your dissing contest - cleverclogs0
I'm going to try that on my friend. We diss each other a lot, and he always gets fake mad, then I have to say sorry, otherwise he won't talk to me.
sehr gutV 301 Comments
A very bad insult, I hope you like it. - cleverclogs0
This was so funny I fell and couldn't stop laughing
This totally needs to be number 1 in high school disses like these would put people into SHAME. They wouldn't dare mess with you, AGAIN. And I should know 'because I'm a star disser
DamnV 445 Comments
Made me laugh out loud for ages. The diss is a masterpiece. The person who made it is a genius he should be master of disses. If there was a diss contest he would be crowned king of all disses. When I grow up I want to be a genius like him.
I totally used this one with my friend. The green and purple part is really original, though. Hm. Gotta try this on another person who thinks his teeth look good
An obnoxious diss! - cleverclogs0
This doesn't make sense and you say the diss you are so bored with. Your life cause we are reading this I will never use or read these disses
NiceV 187 Comments
This is so cool. I used this on the meanest kid in my class and his never teased me again
Nice laugh out loud why isn't that #1
The thing is... The person's (who you are dissing) friend could say: Yeah, she was, that's why she's on the fast lane.
Cool I used it
Yea, she was, that's why she's on the fast lane.V 250 Comments
A cool diss - cleverclogs0
Dude this I great used it on some annoying guy and he hasn't bothered me since
Hahah that's jokes, I'm gonna use it on someone!
FunnyV 135 Comments
A very good insult. - cleverclogs0
I've personally never heard this one but it's so funny!
I told that to someone who was so annoying that they stop talking to me, and I also tried other ones too and it worked so thanks.
This was goodV 101 Comments
This is the best diss I have ever heard in my life. Who ever wrote this is a genius. In fact the truth is I am the one who wrote this awesome diss. Like I said. Best diss ever. Later
I'm SO using this one!
Dang that's a really funny/good one!
I served him so high his friends laughed at him (: thanks to the person who did this jokes best jokes ever
Best one in the listV 276 Comments
You're so poor you eat cereal with a fork to save milk
Worst "unsmooth" joke ever. If you told this to me I would just laugh in your face and it would not be because of the joke!
Here's one your breath smells so bad that it's the main cause of global warming
Dat one was kina savage dude. acually really savage!V 98 Comments
Another cool diss - cleverclogs0
HAHA this is hilarious. It's a really good joke, would totally sting in a competition with the right timing and right attitude.
CLASSIC NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
very goodV 94 Comments
Got to use these
A guy said this to me and I was lurk oh ya, then y are u not stone!
I'm definitely voting for this one! Funny laugh out loud! My sister peed her pants when she read this laugh out loud that's no joke
Your sister likely needs to have her urinary bladder checked by a medical professional. - BillTedman
This is a really good oneV 77 Comments
Horribly mean... But funny. Just be careful how you use this one. Love, Not Hate
Great joke! By the way it's hate not love you got it mixed up
I love it! I'm definitely using this one, I mean laugh out loud!
Lol good oneV 64 Comments
I took my time looking at what diss was the best but this is seriously underrated. So funny, should be number one.
Ohh I can't wait to use it on a boy in my class
Laugh out loud totally usin this
BEST ONEV 175 Comments
YOU ass not every one is poor in Africa there are people in my country (South Africa) that you wish you were get your common knowledge up!
I think the world is showing the bad side of Africa I live in South Africa and it's a beautiful place were people have jobs, and you can find people richer than the creator of this joke! It's not only South Africa every country in Africa is not really struggling you know! Stop treating Africa as some charity case!
This is just rude. There are lots of poor people around the world. why do you have to use Africa
That is right Africa's people are probably richer than whoever wrote this
That is so rude are you rich yeah didn't think...fool
Stupid I African so offensiveV 324 Comments
That so funny, I am laughing and my mum walked in and she asked what so I told her she peed her pants I am voting for you because you have the best one, my friends is obsessed with chicken too
Laugh out loud awesome diss definitely using this one
This is an awesome diss really good to use in a dissing competition
It's just so hilarious 😂 That's why there is no chicken leftV 172 Comments
Laugh out loud this is the ultimate number 1
Lool I heard diss one already
It means that your mum is so fat that when she went to the sea and she saw a whale the whale started to sing that we are a family
Yo mama so fat when you came out the sea with a yello top on someone shouted hey taxi
AmazingV 102 Comments
I'm gonna die if I see this again
This is not funny. A pathetic joke which can insult people but when you realised just what you said, you should take yourself as the worst person of the planet.
This joke is legit, totally!
So savage!V 34 Comments
Is that it man that ain't funny
Is that it fam that is barley na ing come on you could do better didn't make me laugh at all
That was not funny man make another better one cause that one sucks as you.
That was lame - AliciaMaeV 36 Comments
I think that a good diss
I have heard that 1 before but it still made me laugh.
Best diss ever I used it In a dissing competition and I ended up winning
Amzing such greatness I'm gonna cry NOICE - DissKid59V 39 Comments
If the spelling is incorrect please correct it but killer diss wow
This is awesome!
That's so funny! Who ever came up with this one is a genius!
lolV 34 Comments
So funny- I can't get over it laugh out loud
WOW how clever not. You well if your doing disses like this we might as well insult people using knock-knock jokes
I hope you get this one. - cleverclogs0
That is the most cheesy diss I have heard in my life but funnyV 20 Comments
Laugh out loud! I HATE Justin Bieber!
Laugh out loud I hate Justin Bieber this put a smile to ma face ;)x
Everyone should really use this
Well, personally, I love dissing the fat boy that is annoying me in school and I think that this diss is GREAT! Text Justin Bieber and tell him what you think of him, just text:
231 377 1113
THIS IS A REAL NUMBER! DO NOT CALL ON SNAPCHAT OR NORMAL FACETIME!
ONLY CALL ON WHATSAPP
Boy you thought your funny your sweet as honey
That is a swag dis
Your face is so ugly that if being ugly was a crime you would be the first one to get arrested
So funnyV 120 Comments
Wicked ha ha laugh out loud
Laugh out loud I used this on a bully at school! He actually reported me laugh out loud
Haha that one caught me off guard.
HilariousV 46 Comments
It means you bought the phone service but sold your phone.
I don't get this
So funny I forgot to laugh
so cringeV 17 Comments
I laughed for a long time. I told that to somone, and I got slapped, but eh, it's still funny
This is good. The guys at school shut afterwards
Very funny laugh out loud
U SO GREEDY U THE REASON KFC RAN OUT OF CHICKENV 58 Comments
Holy crap, this is so awesome! Thank you so much for making my day! =D
Could also be: you're so ugly One Direction went the other direction
They are all cool
Amazing I tried this on my enemies and my friend hilariousV 47 Comments
This just might be the lamest joke I have ever heard and by far the oldest joke... Dude get a life seriously...
This is older than your nana
You two have to respond
This is sick I don't know why people are saying this is badV 26 Comments
That one isn't that good
This one is rubbish
Rubbish worst I cood make abetter one than that
SickV 43 Comments
I don't get this its so wack
If you don't get this diss. It is basically trying to tell us that the mama couldn't find a seat which she could fit in, but she said on all the seats. That is how she sits next to everybody.
If everyone was sitting next to her and she was sitting on all the seats where did all the others sit? :-
Ummm...I have a way better one man, Yo mama so fat that when she went past your window the whole fof earth didn't see the sun for daysV 16 Comments
This is not funny
Accept your mama knowing her 12 times table she counting how many condoms she will use today
Not so funny I can make a better one here yo mama so dumb she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
I have a better one when your stuck in a hole that's the only one you can get
This was Hillariouse.V 23 Comments
Should of been "yo momma so sweaty she caused a flash flood
Stupidest lamest joke ever
No that is jokes
Is a really good cuss
I liked it
Lol, good joke for a science class
Some of you need to learn your spelling and grammar
Lol that's the funniest thing I ever heard
sickV 6 Comments
I was laughing so much my grandma thought I was crying
Your so fat that when you were taking your passport picture it was still printing
LOL I will use this on my friend and see how he responds
damnV 21 Comments
You are so poor I was on my way home from work and kicked a stone and just then your mom fell out saying who is knocking
This os the most stupidest joke I have ever heard! Get a life idiot
We'll this ain't a good one
Never use this diss it’s really uselessV 93 Comments
Its ok but if your trying to be mean to the person why don't you say instead you don't need internet because your already world wide or something like that because it would be horrible to say something like that to there mum its not like you would like it
I made a guy cry like this but really its a little to mean and really don't recommend you using this except if your in a dire need of a good comeback or if you you just want to get the upper hand a a fight. It would be better if it was directed to th person who you were dissing or cussing (whichever one you prefer)
Nice sick, really ice!
I can say that to my haterz
Its somethings to get in someones face
I said this to my girlfriend and I got a slap in the faceV 43 Comments
Best good one
That is so funny
This is so funnyV 24 Comments
Yo man listen to my cuss your so fat that when I was watching the titanic and you walked past I missed the whole thing
This was really funny
Said this to my mate, laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
dang boyV 34 Comments
That was an awesome diss got to use that one
Very funny but I don't think blind kids would really like it... It would be quite offensive to them...
What a diss if you don't vote for this you suck like a rotten egg man, nice diss bro nice
Got my friends so hardV 33 Comments
That was nice I kno a lot of people with dry lips I could say that to lots of peeps I was laughing out loud (lo-l) it made me laugh a lot swear it is gonna be used on lots of people... Srry for the long note
I was eating cereal when I red this
I tried this on one of my friends and everyone was laughing you should try it it is amazing to do to other people my name is joshua and my brother keenan thanks
Rice kripsesV 28 Comments
This is sick! ( slang)
NiceV 2 Comments
It is really funny. It is really funny. I'll use it on a friend of mine and see what he thinks. I laughed at it really hard!
Classic dude really classic, I'm using that one
It's really funny. Il try it on my cousin see what he thinks
I love that becouse I can us it on my friendV 34 Comments
Very harsh but funny
Lol so funny even my nan fort it was funny
Pretty funny, hehe - AliciaMaeV 8 Comments
Laugh out loud this is the funniest/dopiest diss ever and that's why I love it
Awesome diss used this on the school bully and he ran away bawling
I love this one. I am definitely going to have to use it
Classic diss got my friends real hard😂😂😂V 15 Comments
That Is cool I'm gonna say it to someone
That's jokes blad the best one ever!
I rate this as #1
I HAVE TO SHARE THISV 28 Comments
Listen for whoever wrote this, everyone has a mom now get a life
Is that why it keeps coming in a bigger size
It is not that good you can try harder something like this your so ugly that when Taylor swift saw you she wrote a song about how ugly you are
Lol this is sick I’m gonna use itV 16 Comments
Funniest joke ever I'm gonna use it
This is the only one that made me laugh others made me smile
My big sister said shew were it's funny!
I’ve heard better, but dis one is goood!V 22 Comments
The way you are so tall when you drink milk it expires on the way
I'm so tall well yo so short that u had to stretch up to high 5 yo mate🙄
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Top Remixes (38)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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