Best Disses Evercleverclogs0 Here are very good disses and insults, hope you like them.
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Another bad insult, but I suggest you use it for critical situations as this insult could hurt emotions badly. - cleverclogs0
This is a great Dis I used it on all of my friends and they laughed there heads off and I said it to my cousin and he got so mad and started crying because he thought his mum was very sad and his mum was actually laughing about how stupid he was being because he said Oy don't insult my mum you idiot your so mean and went off in a huff. Laugh out loud this is useful.
Everyone know that diss is old but still it's really cool
This one doesn't work because Dora is a BLIND idiot.521 Comments
Very creative joke and it's funny. Nice Job.
This diss was amazing, I've used it countless times and it worked, and it has never failed me. Also used it on my sister and she didn't bother me for weeks :D
I said that to my brother and he cried! I was laughing at this joke for so long!
A very bad insult, I hope you like it. - cleverclogs0
This was so funny I fell and couldn't stop laughing
This totally needs to be number 1 in high school disses like these would put people into SHAME. They wouldn't dare mess with you, AGAIN. And I should know 'because I'm a star disser
These are all great486 Comments
Oh, my. That's good. But I don't know... I like the others as well. TOO LATE I VOTED FOR THIS ONE! I like this one. Who told you this?
Yes, I did just call you that. I hope you're glad. JK, JK, JK. I don't wanna get a thumbs down. This is just a way to defend yourself. Sort of.
Why are you calling me alien when you're the one that has a deformed alien forehead?
Very good for dissing down your friends.
so good331 Comments
Made me laugh out loud for ages. The diss is a masterpiece. The person who made it is a genius he should be master of disses. If there was a diss contest he would be crowned king of all disses. When I grow up I want to be a genius like him.
Amazing, I died of laughter and now I'm back
So mad and funny
I totally used this one with my friend. The green and purple part is really original, though. Hm. Gotta try this on another person who thinks his teeth look good200 Comments
This is the best diss I have ever heard in my life. Who ever wrote this is a genius. In fact the truth is I am the one who wrote this awesome diss. Like I said. Best diss ever. Later
Love it used it a million times
I ed dat 2 my bully he started crying like a lil girl
It is so amazing I dissed my mum about it with my half sister and she laughed like crazy307 Comments
This is so cool. I used this on the meanest kid in my class and his never teased me again
Nice laugh out loud why isn't that #1
The thing is... The person's (who you are dissing) friend could say: Yeah, she was, that's why she's on the fast lane.
I'm dying from laughter
I made that up282 Comments
A cool diss - cleverclogs0
This diss is a total yes cause I'm gonna use it on everyone
Love this one
Dude this I great used it on some annoying guy and he hasn't bothered me since
A very good insult. - cleverclogs0
No one could survive this
I've personally never heard this one but it's so funny!114 Comments
This epic 1 I'm definitely gonna use this 1
Cool I'm using that laugh out loud
AMAZING! WHY ISN'T THIS number 1!
This is feckin' gold375 Comments
I took my time looking at what diss was the best but this is seriously underrated. So funny, should be number one.
Pretty decent to use on those broke homies
YOU ass not every one is poor in Africa there are people in my country (South Africa) that you wish you were get your common knowledge up!
I think the world is showing the bad side of Africa I live in South Africa and it's a beautiful place were people have jobs, and you can find people richer than the creator of this joke! It's not only South Africa every country in Africa is not really struggling you know! Stop treating Africa as some charity case!
This is just rude. There are lots of poor people around the world. why do you have to use Africa
That is right Africa's people are probably richer than whoever wrote this
That is so rude are you rich yeah didn't think...fool
This is stupid370 Comments
Another cool diss - cleverclogs0
HAHA this is hilarious. It's a really good joke, would totally sting in a competition with the right timing and right attitude.
CLASSIC NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE98 Comments
You could have said the only letter to describe you is K F C
That so funny, I am laughing and my mum walked in and she asked what so I told her she peed her pants I am voting for you because you have the best one, my friends is obsessed with chicken too
KFC= Kills Fat Children
One of the best for sure176 Comments
Omggg that's goood like a DORA
All of these are good
Medusa can't be turned into stone...81 Comments
I love this diss but hear this one you are so ugly your mom put a pic of you and put on the gate and rote be awa of the dog
Epic diss it can't
I love this diss. It's so funny, I can't stop laughing
This is ironic for me to say this but I don't know if I find this funny or not.398 Comments
That is so funny but very good
Haha so funny
If the spelling is incorrect please correct it but killer diss wow32 Comments
This one to funny man.
I'm gonna die if I see this again35 Comments
That one just made me laugh
Ohhh what the is so funny
Boy you thought your funny your sweet as honey
You're so poor you eat cereal with a fork to save milk
That diss, was good but here at this:
I saw a picture of you on instagram and it was just so bad
And you say:
You should have recorded the volume of light. You probably saw your mirror image!
Hey listen " I wake up in the morning, I check my Instagram I see some boy called Richard and 2 thousand kilograms - Shidzy
Worst "unsmooth" joke ever. If you told this to me I would just laugh in your face and it would not be because of the joke!
Kinda mean...100 Comments
Makes sense like really. I died inside haha
Here laughing like crazy
Should've said phone service instead of 'airtime'
Horribly mean... But funny. Just be careful how you use this one. Love, Not Hate
, this is like the best diss I've ever seen in my life! totally gonna use this in diss battles! savage!
Well in playing a Diss game
I needed this one
Great joke! By the way it's hate not love you got it mixed up66 Comments
That doesn't make sense
So funny- I can't get over it laugh out loud
WOW how clever not. You well if your doing disses like this we might as well insult people using knock-knock jokes
I hope you get this one. - cleverclogs022 Comments
Laugh out loud! I HATE Justin Bieber!
Laugh out loud I hate Justin Bieber this put a smile to ma face ;)x
I LIKE IT Justin Bieber is my enemy
Justin bieber is such a jerk75 Comments
Hilarious! Totally voting for u
Very deadly67 Comments
Dang that's harsh
I know a friend she a whale
Laugh out loud this is the ultimate number 1
Really coool101 Comments
That is so old I heard this riding on my pet dinosaur
This is probably the oldest one in the book, but there's nothing wrong with going back to the classics.
Coolest diss I will use that for my enemy
Breaking news: two cliffs got collapsed by an unidentified giant boulder
That's funny but not the best I ever heard33 Comments
Umm... Actually.. You were reading this page too...
You're so ugly your face looked like a butt cheek after a liposuction - LaST_LiGHT
Um.. Some people are trying to get funny comebacks so that they can use them on other people! And you said we're so bored because we're reading this that must mean your bored. Not funny at all, so lame!
Who ever wrote this is board with there life that's why they wrote it and they had the idea
You created the page you idiot that means your life stinks the most, infact I think you that this is the only thing you did Al day looser. Lame!
You wouldn't have known if you did not read this114 Comments
She did eat the food but it was not enough
I think that a good diss
It DOES make sense.
A grocery store has food.
She was locked in there.
She didn't think to eat anything.
If you still don't understand, use Yo Mama's video on it.
I have heard that 1 before but it still made me laugh.42 Comments
This is so funny! imma tell this to my jerk mom
Wicked ha ha laugh out loud
Laugh out loud I used this on a bully at school! He actually reported me laugh out loud
Haha that one caught me off guard.
So creative52 Comments
China makes worst products including my enemy
the things can be good
I swear to god this is so funny and true
Lark so damn funny!40 Comments
You are so poor I was on my way home from work and kicked a stone and just then your mom fell out saying who is knocking
This os the most stupidest joke I have ever heard! Get a life idiot
We'll this ain't a good one
Funny and true. - 0w0uwu110 Comments
Its ok but if your trying to be mean to the person why don't you say instead you don't need internet because your already world wide or something like that because it would be horrible to say something like that to there mum its not like you would like it
I made a guy cry like this but really its a little to mean and really don't recommend you using this except if your in a dire need of a good comeback or if you you just want to get the upper hand a a fight. It would be better if it was directed to th person who you were dissing or cussing (whichever one you prefer)
Nice sick, really ice!
I can say that to my haterz
Its somethings to get in someones face
Nice - Arteran45 Comments
Hitler was born on 20th of April
that's why I love hitler
Holy crap, this is so awesome! Thank you so much for making my day! =D
Hello kitty said bye bye to me? Wow cool.
Could also be: you're so ugly One Direction went the other direction45 Comments
That was an awesome diss got to use that one
This is too much
Good diss dude41 Comments
Stop insulting mothers
Is that it man that ain't funny
Thanks really useful
What about your dad42 Comments
Real funny. I am going to tell the bully in my class this one because he acted really stupid today. He does it everyday but today was especially. I am here right now because of him. He actually is huge I mean HUGE! I have told him how fat he was before but this should shoput him up for life. by the way he never creams so he is ashy and he looks grey. Super ugly. Mon November 11 2019
Haha I will definitely use it
This is the greatest dis of great disses
That Is cool I'm gonna say it to someone36 Comments
It is really funny. It is really funny. I'll use it on a friend of mine and see what he thinks. I laughed at it really hard!
Too funny beat used dat if someone gets me me annoyed lol
Classic dude really classic, I'm using that one
What a diss
This is hilarious
You guys must be dumb to find it funny that people die honestly, you've got a brain of a pre-mature baby
This is jokes man were did you get this from! :) laugh out loud!49 Comments
Yo man listen to my cuss your so fat that when I was watching the titanic and you walked past I missed the whole thing
Bled wagwarn my g yea mad roast you if that was me I'd lick u in the face
Haha but onions make u cry
This was really funny35 Comments
So bad and not funny
Laugh out loud this is the funniest/dopiest diss ever and that's why I love it
KILLER DISS - Arteran
Awesome diss used this on the school bully and he ran away bawling
I love this one. I am definitely going to have to use it19 Comments
Lol this is so funny I am definitely gonna use this on someone
That was nice I kno a lot of people with dry lips I could say that to lots of peeps I was laughing out loud (lo-l) it made me laugh a lot swear it is gonna be used on lots of people... Srry for the long note
I was eating cereal when I red this
I tried this on one of my friends and everyone was laughing you should try it it is amazing to do to other people my name is joshua and my brother keenan thanks29 Comments
Its funny because I told it to my and went to the ofice
I think this should be added because it is funny and it is a classic!
That is really funny
Damn that a good one
It was so funny, me and my friends were having a dis contest and I used this one and that shut them all up42 Comments
I don't get this its so wack
If everyone was sitting next to her and she was sitting on all the seats where did all the others sit? :-
If you don't get this diss. It is basically trying to tell us that the mama couldn't find a seat which she could fit in, but she said on all the seats. That is how she sits next to everybody.
BEsT jOke EvEr - MatthewLC
Funniest joke ever I'm gonna use it
It is so so funny23 Comments
That's not that good no offense
This is not funny
Accept your mama knowing her 12 times table she counting how many condoms she will use today
Oh my god I used that on my brother he is still laughing
Not so funny I can make a better one here yo mama so dumb she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go24 Comments
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Top Remixes (40)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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