Best Disses EverHere are very good disses and insults, hope you like them.
The Top Ten
Another bad insult, but I suggest you use it for critical situations as this insult could hurt emotions badly. - cleverclogs0
This is a great Dis I used it on all of my friends and they laughed there heads off and I said it to my cousin and he got so mad and started crying because he thought his mum was very sad and his mum was actually laughing about how stupid he was being because he said Oy don't insult my mum you idiot your so mean and went off in a huff. Laugh out loud this is useful.
Everyone know that diss is old but still it's really cool
Yo mama jokes are old and overrated, just like billie eilish and fortnite.
Very creative joke and it's funny. Nice Job.
This diss was amazing, I've used it countless times and it worked, and it has never failed me. Also used it on my sister and she didn't bother me for weeks :D
I said that to my brother and he cried! I was laughing at this joke for so long!
I like a lot of these! This one just seems that you could use it so often. On halloween you could be like to your friend or enemy: "Oh I see that you've got your costume on already. Oh wait..."
A very bad insult, I hope you like it. - cleverclogs0
This was so funny I fell and couldn't stop laughing
This totally needs to be number 1 in high school disses like these would put people into SHAME. They wouldn't dare mess with you, AGAIN. And I should know 'because I'm a star disser
This one is a good one I was going to burn you but my mum told me not to burn trash but I'll burn you anyway
Oh, my. That's good. But I don't know... I like the others as well. TOO LATE I VOTED FOR THIS ONE! I like this one. Who told you this?
Yes, I did just call you that. I hope you're glad. JK, JK, JK. I don't wanna get a thumbs down. This is just a way to defend yourself. Sort of.
Why are you calling me alien when you're the one that has a deformed alien forehead?
I hope this insult would help you win your dissing contest - cleverclogs0
I'm going to try that on my friend. We diss each other a lot, and he always gets fake mad, then I have to say sorry, otherwise he won't talk to me.
Made me laugh out loud for ages. The diss is a masterpiece. The person who made it is a genius he should be master of disses. If there was a diss contest he would be crowned king of all disses. When I grow up I want to be a genius like him.
I totally used this one with my friend. The green and purple part is really original, though. Hm. Gotta try this on another person who thinks his teeth look good
An obnoxious diss! - cleverclogs0
This doesn't make sense and you say the diss you are so bored with. Your life cause we are reading this I will never use or read these disses
Laugh out loud said that to my friend called me a no life he tried 2 fight back but he knew that he couldn't get me back with a diss like that!
This is the best diss I have ever heard in my life. Who ever wrote this is a genius. In fact the truth is I am the one who wrote this awesome diss. Like I said. Best diss ever. Later
It is so amazing I dissed my mum about it with my half sister and she laughed like crazy
I'm SO using this one!
Dang that's a really funny/good one!
That was a really good and creative diss and made me laugh for ages! Well done
This is so cool. I used this on the meanest kid in my class and his never teased me again
Nice laugh out loud why isn't that #1
The thing is... The person's (who you are dissing) friend could say: Yeah, she was, that's why she's on the fast lane.
Cool I used it
This one is such so good. I told this one the class, silence followed and then everybody was shouting " OHH"! Great!
A cool diss - cleverclogs0
This diss is a total yes cause I'm gonna use it on everyone
Love this one
Dude this I great used it on some annoying guy and he hasn't bothered me since
Hahah that's jokes, I'm gonna use it on someone!
A very good insult. - cleverclogs0
I've personally never heard this one but it's so funny!
I told that to someone who was so annoying that they stop talking to me, and I also tried other ones too and it worked so thanks.
It's so creative and so cool I tolled my friend this and he busted into tears
This epic 1 I'm definitely gonna use this 1
Cool I'm using that laugh out loud
AMAZING! WHY ISN'T THIS number 1!
Change everything to when you because like even I don't say nothing about peoples mums
I took my time looking at what diss was the best but this is seriously underrated. So funny, should be number one.
Ohh I can't wait to use it on a boy in my class
Great to use in diss battles. I used this on my 1/4 cousin Carlos after he dissed me. My friends were like yeee.
Laugh out loud totally usin this
YOU ass not every one is poor in Africa there are people in my country (South Africa) that you wish you were get your common knowledge up!
I think the world is showing the bad side of Africa I live in South Africa and it's a beautiful place were people have jobs, and you can find people richer than the creator of this joke! It's not only South Africa every country in Africa is not really struggling you know! Stop treating Africa as some charity case!
This is just rude. There are lots of poor people around the world. why do you have to use Africa
That is right Africa's people are probably richer than whoever wrote this
That is so rude are you rich yeah didn't think...fool
This is so racist. Do you know how much oprah makes
I bet we're richer than u! Ass who ever wrote this dis should come see my house!
Another cool diss - cleverclogs0
HAHA this is hilarious. It's a really good joke, would totally sting in a competition with the right timing and right attitude.
CLASSIC NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
I really like this one its really a good diss. This is a cool one. Nice job whoever wrote this. I don't mean that in a rude way it's because I actually don't know who wrote this
So funny, I say this to everyone now! Haha definitely using this!
That so funny, I am laughing and my mum walked in and she asked what so I told her she peed her pants I am voting for you because you have the best one, my friends is obsessed with chicken too
Laugh out loud awesome diss definitely using this one
This is an awesome diss really good to use in a dissing competition
Got to use these
A guy said this to me and I was lurk oh ya, then y are u not stone!
I'm definitely voting for this one! Funny laugh out loud! My sister peed her pants when she read this laugh out loud that's no joke
Your sister likely needs to have her urinary bladder checked by a medical professional. - BillTedman
Its actually your so ugly that when you looked at medusa she turned to stone
I love this diss but hear this one you are so ugly your mom put a pic of you and put on the gate and rote be awa of the dog
This is ironic for me to say this but I don't know if I find this funny or not.
Its good but hear this one "your so ugly when u tried to correct your mom she said you're the only mistake I ever made
Wicked I used it on my friend and she backed out straight after
If the spelling is incorrect please correct it but killer diss wow
This is awesome!
So funny, especially for football fans
That's so funny! Who ever came up with this one is a genius!
I'm gonna die if I see this again
This is not funny. A pathetic joke which can insult people but when you realised just what you said, you should take yourself as the worst person of the planet.
This joke is legit, totally!
I have better 1 than this your so ugly that when you dad drop you off at school someone said that your dad died with your breath
Boy you thought your funny your sweet as honey
That is a swag dis
Your face is so ugly that if being ugly was a crime you would be the first one to get arrested
I've got a good one your so fat that when you had a diet you stopped world hunger
You're so poor you eat cereal with a fork to save milk
That diss, was good but here at this:
I saw a picture of you on instagram and it was just so bad
And you say:
You should have recorded the volume of light. You probably saw your mirror image!
Hey listen " I wake up in the morning, I check my Instagram I see some boy called Richard and 2 thousand kilograms - Shidzy
Worst "unsmooth" joke ever. If you told this to me I would just laugh in your face and it would not be because of the joke!
Here's one your breath smells so bad that it's the main cause of global warming
I don't get this
It means you bought the phone service but sold your phone.
So funny I forgot to laugh
Here laughing like crazy
Horribly mean... But funny. Just be careful how you use this one. Love, Not Hate
Great joke! By the way it's hate not love you got it mixed up
I love it! I'm definitely using this one, I mean laugh out loud!
, this is like the best diss I've ever seen in my life! totally gonna use this in diss battles! savage!
So funny- I can't get over it laugh out loud
WOW how clever not. You well if your doing disses like this we might as well insult people using knock-knock jokes
I hope you get this one. - cleverclogs0
That doesn't make sense
Laugh out loud! I HATE Justin Bieber!
Laugh out loud I hate Justin Bieber this put a smile to ma face ;)x
Justin is so mean, rude and stupid I bet he doesn't even know how to spell earth
Everyone should really use this
I laughed for a long time. I told that to somone, and I got slapped, but eh, it's still funny
This is good. The guys at school shut afterwards
Very funny laugh out loud
Your so ugly, when you were born the doc. Threw you out the window and the window threw you back
Laugh out loud this is the ultimate number 1
Lool I heard diss one already
It means that your mum is so fat that when she went to the sea and she saw a whale the whale started to sing that we are a family
Yo mama so fat when you came out the sea with a yello top on someone shouted hey taxi
Hilarious gonna use this!
This is probably the oldest one in the book, but there's nothing wrong with going back to the classics.
Nice gonna use it today. Its a very good one. It should be at the top of the list.
This diss just tops it off I was LMFAO
Haha I used this already but still funny
Breaking news: two cliffs got collapsed by an unidentified giant boulder
That's funny but not the best I ever heard
That's so funny laugh out loud make that into a film laugh out loud
I feel sorry for those cliffs
Umm... Actually.. You were reading this page too...
You're so ugly your face looked like a butt cheek after a liposuction - LaST_LiGHT
Um.. Some people are trying to get funny comebacks so that they can use them on other people! And you said we're so bored because we're reading this that must mean your bored. Not funny at all, so lame!
Who ever wrote this is board with there life that's why they wrote it and they had the idea
You created the page you idiot that means your life stinks the most, infact I think you that this is the only thing you did Al day looser. Lame!
Well you're so bored with your life that you wrote this, because lemme guess you don't got nobody waitin for you at home. Hm, I wonder why. Yeah that's what I thought I always win, don't even try.
I think that a good diss
I have heard that 1 before but it still made me laugh.
It DOES make sense.
A grocery store has food.
She was locked in there.
She didn't think to eat anything.
If you still don't understand, use Yo Mama's video on it.
Best diss ever I used it In a dissing competition and I ended up winning
Best Dis Ever So simple But so funny Can't stop laughing every time I hear it
I love how there are people like: "gonna use it today", "saved me from a couple of wedgies". People actually think this is useful. I like randomly dissing but if someone is bullying you, don't diss them and " get saved from 2 wedgies and a beating", just punch them in the face, beat them to the ground, stomp them and then choke them and put your fingers up their nostrils until they bleed
Amazing. That is a reall good joke
I told this to my enemy
Wicked ha ha laugh out loud
Laugh out loud I used this on a bully at school! He actually reported me laugh out loud
Haha that one caught me off guard.
Love it! Used it on a girl who cursed my friend except I said: your marks are so low but not only that, your so poor that u couldn't afford to pay attention
Best good one
China makes worst products including my enemy
Hilarious, I used that on a bully and she started to cry. karma bro, karma
You are so poor I was on my way home from work and kicked a stone and just then your mom fell out saying who is knocking
This os the most stupidest joke I have ever heard! Get a life idiot
We'll this ain't a good one
This is the original diss bro's, this thing is heavenly. I love it so much.
Its ok but if your trying to be mean to the person why don't you say instead you don't need internet because your already world wide or something like that because it would be horrible to say something like that to there mum its not like you would like it
I made a guy cry like this but really its a little to mean and really don't recommend you using this except if your in a dire need of a good comeback or if you you just want to get the upper hand a a fight. It would be better if it was directed to th person who you were dissing or cussing (whichever one you prefer)
Nice sick, really ice!
I can say that to my haterz
Its somethings to get in someones face
At school when it was home time I said that to a kid who's really fat and he was calling me stupid so I said this and everyone was like oh!
That was an awesome diss got to use that one
Very funny but I don't think blind kids would really like it... It would be quite offensive to them...
What a diss if you don't vote for this you suck like a rotten egg man, nice diss bro nice
Leave blind people out of this
Holy crap, this is so awesome! Thank you so much for making my day! =D
Could also be: you're so ugly One Direction went the other direction
They are all cool
This was the best
Is that it man that ain't funny
Is that it fam that is barley na ing come on you could do better didn't make me laugh at all
That was not funny man make another better one cause that one sucks as you.
Stop insulting mothers
Real funny. I am going to tell the bully in my class this one because he acted really stupid today. He does it everyday but today was especially. I am here right now because of him. He actually is huge I mean HUGE! I have told him how fat he was before but this should shoput him up for life. by the way he never creams so he is ashy and he looks grey. Super ugly. Mon November 11 2019
That Is cool I'm gonna say it to someone
That's jokes blad the best one ever!
I rate this as #1
It is really funny. It is really funny. I'll use it on a friend of mine and see what he thinks. I laughed at it really hard!
Classic dude really classic, I'm using that one
It's really funny. Il try it on my cousin see what he thinks
Another, when you stepped on the scale it said I want your weight, not your phone number
You guys must be dumb to find it funny that people die honestly, you've got a brain of a pre-mature baby
This is jokes man were did you get this from! :) laugh out loud!
This is what you call laugh out loud
Would you like it, if your family died because they were jewish everyone has their rights, what right does it give to say that?
So bad and not funny
My dad? - Manlypants
Yo man listen to my cuss your so fat that when I was watching the titanic and you walked past I missed the whole thing
Bled wagwarn my g yea mad roast you if that was me I'd lick u in the face
This was really funny
Said this to my mate, laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
Laugh out loud this is the funniest/dopiest diss ever and that's why I love it
Awesome diss used this on the school bully and he ran away bawling
I love this one. I am definitely going to have to use it
Cool jk but what if its an one way mirror?
Lol this is so funny I am definitely gonna use this on someone
That was nice I kno a lot of people with dry lips I could say that to lots of peeps I was laughing out loud (lo-l) it made me laugh a lot swear it is gonna be used on lots of people... Srry for the long note
I was eating cereal when I red this
I tried this on one of my friends and everyone was laughing you should try it it is amazing to do to other people my name is joshua and my brother keenan thanks
I think this should be added because it is funny and it is a classic!
Its funny because I told it to my and went to the ofice
It was so funny, me and my friends were having a dis contest and I used this one and that shut them all up
AMAZING PEEING MYSELF THERE NEVER KNEW HOW SPERM COULD BE SO FUNNY laugh out loud! SHOULD BE NUMBER 1!
Nice diss going 2 use that
Shame it's a bit harsh like it's like saying to a person you're so ugly that when you were born your dad looked at your mom and said what a waste of sperm
I don't get this its so wack
If everyone was sitting next to her and she was sitting on all the seats where did all the others sit? :-
If you don't get this diss. It is basically trying to tell us that the mama couldn't find a seat which she could fit in, but she said on all the seats. That is how she sits next to everybody.
A little weak but I get it
Funniest joke ever I'm gonna use it
This is the only one that made me laugh others made me smile
My big sister said shew were it's funny!
I can relate to my enemy in school
This is not funny
Accept your mama knowing her 12 times table she counting how many condoms she will use today
Not so funny I can make a better one here yo mama so dumb she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
I have a better one when your stuck in a hole that's the only one you can get
Oh my god I used that on my brother he is still laughing