Best Disses Evercleverclogs0 Here are very good disses and insults, hope you like them.
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Another bad insult, but I suggest you use it for critical situations as this insult could hurt emotions badly. - cleverclogs0
This is a great Dis I used it on all of my friends and they laughed there heads off and I said it to my cousin and he got so mad and started crying because he thought his mum was very sad and his mum was actually laughing about how stupid he was being because he said Oy don't insult my mum you idiot your so mean and went off in a huff. Laugh out loud this is useful.
Everyone know that diss is old but still it's really cool
Awesome bestV 503 Comments
Very creative joke and it's funny. Nice Job.
This diss was amazing, I've used it countless times and it worked, and it has never failed me. Also used it on my sister and she didn't bother me for weeks :D
I said that to my brother and he cried! I was laughing at this joke for so long!
lolV 272 Comments
This epic 1 I'm definitely gonna use this 1
Cool I'm using that laugh out loud
AMAZING! WHY ISN'T THIS number 1!
I'm laughing so hardV 362 Comments
Oh, my. That's good. But I don't know... I like the others as well. TOO LATE I VOTED FOR THIS ONE! I like this one. Who told you this?
Yes, I did just call you that. I hope you're glad. JK, JK, JK. I don't wanna get a thumbs down. This is just a way to defend yourself. Sort of.
I hope this insult would help you win your dissing contest - cleverclogs0
I'm going to try that on my friend. We diss each other a lot, and he always gets fake mad, then I have to say sorry, otherwise he won't talk to me.
This one is so funny I recommend this one.V 331 Comments
A very bad insult, I hope you like it. - cleverclogs0
This was so funny I fell and couldn't stop laughing
This totally needs to be number 1 in high school disses like these would put people into SHAME. They wouldn't dare mess with you, AGAIN. And I should know 'because I'm a star disser
Its to funnyO_OV 473 Comments
Made me laugh out loud for ages. The diss is a masterpiece. The person who made it is a genius he should be master of disses. If there was a diss contest he would be crowned king of all disses. When I grow up I want to be a genius like him.
I totally used this one with my friend. The green and purple part is really original, though. Hm. Gotta try this on another person who thinks his teeth look good
An obnoxious diss! - cleverclogs0
This doesn't make sense and you say the diss you are so bored with. Your life cause we are reading this I will never use or read these disses
Lol it made me laugh so muchV 195 Comments
This is so cool. I used this on the meanest kid in my class and his never teased me again
Nice laugh out loud why isn't that #1
The thing is... The person's (who you are dissing) friend could say: Yeah, she was, that's why she's on the fast lane.
Cool I used it
You must have been born at the pound, because you're the son of a bitch. - WheresMyGuitarPickV 276 Comments
A cool diss - cleverclogs0
Dude this I great used it on some annoying guy and he hasn't bothered me since
Hahah that's jokes, I'm gonna use it on someone!
This is an amazing diss I love us so much why isn't this number 1V 144 Comments
A very good insult. - cleverclogs0
I've personally never heard this one but it's so funny!
I told that to someone who was so annoying that they stop talking to me, and I also tried other ones too and it worked so thanks.
So coolV 105 Comments
This is the best diss I have ever heard in my life. Who ever wrote this is a genius. In fact the truth is I am the one who wrote this awesome diss. Like I said. Best diss ever. Later
I'm SO using this one!
Dang that's a really funny/good one!
I served him so high his friends laughed at him (: thanks to the person who did this jokes best jokes ever
I'm getting bullied at school and people cuss me about me being ugly so I'm gonna use thisV 299 Comments
You're so poor you eat cereal with a fork to save milk
Worst "unsmooth" joke ever. If you told this to me I would just laugh in your face and it would not be because of the joke!
Here's one your breath smells so bad that it's the main cause of global warming
So savage lolV 101 Comments
Another cool diss - cleverclogs0
HAHA this is hilarious. It's a really good joke, would totally sting in a competition with the right timing and right attitude.
CLASSIC NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
Kkk write to email@example.com say chiara told me to send thisV 98 Comments
Got to use these
A guy said this to me and I was lurk oh ya, then y are u not stone!
I'm definitely voting for this one! Funny laugh out loud! My sister peed her pants when she read this laugh out loud that's no joke
Your sister likely needs to have her urinary bladder checked by a medical professional. - BillTedman
All of these are goodV 81 Comments
Horribly mean... But funny. Just be careful how you use this one. Love, Not Hate
Great joke! By the way it's hate not love you got it mixed up
I love it! I'm definitely using this one, I mean laugh out loud!
Well in playing a Diss game
I needed this one
I took my time looking at what diss was the best but this is seriously underrated. So funny, should be number one.
Ohh I can't wait to use it on a boy in my class
Laugh out loud totally usin this
I like it it's just like proper funny I said it to my sister and she was cracking upV 183 Comments
Laugh out loud this is the ultimate number 1
Lool I heard diss one already
It means that your mum is so fat that when she went to the sea and she saw a whale the whale started to sing that we are a family
Yo mama so fat when you came out the sea with a yello top on someone shouted hey taxi
funny dissV 108 Comments
That so funny, I am laughing and my mum walked in and she asked what so I told her she peed her pants I am voting for you because you have the best one, my friends is obsessed with chicken too
Laugh out loud awesome diss definitely using this one
This is an awesome diss really good to use in a dissing competition
Good one... someone get me oxygenV 181 Comments
YOU ass not every one is poor in Africa there are people in my country (South Africa) that you wish you were get your common knowledge up!
I think the world is showing the bad side of Africa I live in South Africa and it's a beautiful place were people have jobs, and you can find people richer than the creator of this joke! It's not only South Africa every country in Africa is not really struggling you know! Stop treating Africa as some charity case!
This is just rude. There are lots of poor people around the world. why do you have to use Africa
That is right Africa's people are probably richer than whoever wrote this
That is so rude are you rich yeah didn't think...fool
That's actually racist because African people in parts of the world starve
SO FIXEN UP!
I'm gonna die if I see this again
This is not funny. A pathetic joke which can insult people but when you realised just what you said, you should take yourself as the worst person of the planet.
This joke is legit, totally!
The best thing to let your enemy reeadV 38 Comments
Is that it man that ain't funny
Is that it fam that is barley na ing come on you could do better didn't make me laugh at all
That was not funny man make another better one cause that one sucks as you.
lameV 40 Comments
I think that a good diss
I have heard that 1 before but it still made me laugh.
It DOES make sense.
A grocery store has food.
She was locked in there.
She didn't think to eat anything.
If you still don't understand, use Yo Mama's video on it.
Doesn't make sense.V 44 Comments
If the spelling is incorrect please correct it but killer diss wow
This is awesome!
That's so funny! Who ever came up with this one is a genius!
So funny, especially for football fansV 36 Comments
So funny- I can't get over it laugh out loud
WOW how clever not. You well if your doing disses like this we might as well insult people using knock-knock jokes
I hope you get this one. - cleverclogs0
That doesn't make senseV 22 Comments
Laugh out loud! I HATE Justin Bieber!
Laugh out loud I hate Justin Bieber this put a smile to ma face ;)x
Everyone should really use this
I really like Justin Bieber. Not many people like him but he's cute. FYI Justin Bieber is engaged to Haily Baldwin she's a model. But hey I still like him and I'm sure SOME people like him too.V 71 Comments
Wicked ha ha laugh out loud
Laugh out loud I used this on a bully at school! He actually reported me laugh out loud
Haha that one caught me off guard.
So creativeV 51 Comments
It means you bought the phone service but sold your phone.
I don't get this
So funny I forgot to laugh
so cringeV 17 Comments
Boy you thought your funny your sweet as honey
That is a swag dis
Your face is so ugly that if being ugly was a crime you would be the first one to get arrested
I love thisV 129 Comments
I laughed for a long time. I told that to somone, and I got slapped, but eh, it's still funny
This is good. The guys at school shut afterwards
Very funny laugh out loud
ahhV 59 Comments
Holy crap, this is so awesome! Thank you so much for making my day! =D
Could also be: you're so ugly One Direction went the other direction
They are all cool
Amazing I tried this on my enemies and my friend hilariousV 47 Comments
True u know what I can't say anything like it was good but I didn't laugh
... just bad. no don't
This just might be the lamest joke I have ever heard and by far the oldest joke... Dude get a life seriously...
This is older than your nana
You two have to respond
Best 1V 30 Comments
Worst diss ever. This should win an award for lamest diss ever told
The best diss ever
That is so deep I love it!
the bestV 4 Comments
That one isn't that good
This one is rubbish
Rubbish worst I cood make abetter one than that
Amazing diss I used this on a a bully and he went away and cried.V 44 Comments
I don't get this its so wack
If everyone was sitting next to her and she was sitting on all the seats where did all the others sit? :-
If you don't get this diss. It is basically trying to tell us that the mama couldn't find a seat which she could fit in, but she said on all the seats. That is how she sits next to everybody.
HilariousV 17 Comments
This is not funny
Accept your mama knowing her 12 times table she counting how many condoms she will use today
Not so funny I can make a better one here yo mama so dumb she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
I have a better one when your stuck in a hole that's the only one you can get
This was Hillariouse.V 23 Comments
Should of been "yo momma so sweaty she caused a flash flood
Stupidest lamest joke ever
No that is jokes
Is a really good cuss
I liked it
That's a diss that I would expect people to say to me
TRUE THAT YOH
Ye this a good one because there is this person that acts smart but he is actually not so next time I see him I’m saying thisV 2 Comments
Lol, good joke for a science class
Some of you need to learn your spelling and grammar
Lol that's the funniest thing I ever heard
That's a good insultV 7 Comments
mmm - VespasianII
You are so poor I was on my way home from work and kicked a stone and just then your mom fell out saying who is knocking
This os the most stupidest joke I have ever heard! Get a life idiot
We'll this ain't a good one
This is hot trashV 98 Comments
Best good one
That is so funny
This is HILARIOUS! It’s so smart and i’m going to be using this ALL the time!V 35 Comments
I don't get it
I’m just sitting here trying to think of other things a person can turn on just to ruin this
П�� Imagine saying that to your crush
Its ok but if your trying to be mean to the person why don't you say instead you don't need internet because your already world wide or something like that because it would be horrible to say something like that to there mum its not like you would like it
I made a guy cry like this but really its a little to mean and really don't recommend you using this except if your in a dire need of a good comeback or if you you just want to get the upper hand a a fight. It would be better if it was directed to th person who you were dissing or cussing (whichever one you prefer)
Nice sick, really ice!
I can say that to my haterz
Its somethings to get in someones face
I said this to my girlfriend and I got a slap in the faceV 43 Comments
That was an awesome diss got to use that one
Very funny but I don't think blind kids would really like it... It would be quite offensive to them...
What a diss if you don't vote for this you suck like a rotten egg man, nice diss bro nice
Suck your mum bitchV 41 Comments
Yo man listen to my cuss your so fat that when I was watching the titanic and you walked past I missed the whole thing
This was really funny
Said this to my mate, laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
Girl you ollldV 35 Comments
It is really funny. It is really funny. I'll use it on a friend of mine and see what he thinks. I laughed at it really hard!
Classic dude really classic, I'm using that one
It's really funny. Il try it on my cousin see what he thinks
YOUR SO FAT WHEN YOU STEPPED ON A SCALE IT READ OUT MY PHONE NUMBERV 39 Comments
Laugh out loud this is the funniest/dopiest diss ever and that's why I love it
Awesome diss used this on the school bully and he ran away bawling
I love this one. I am definitely going to have to use it
FunnyV 17 Comments
That was nice I kno a lot of people with dry lips I could say that to lots of peeps I was laughing out loud (lo-l) it made me laugh a lot swear it is gonna be used on lots of people... Srry for the long note
I was eating cereal when I red this
I tried this on one of my friends and everyone was laughing you should try it it is amazing to do to other people my name is joshua and my brother keenan thanks
Sad timesV 29 Comments
That Is cool I'm gonna say it to someone
That's jokes blad the best one ever!
I rate this as #1
so funnyV 34 Comments
Listen for whoever wrote this, everyone has a mom now get a life
Is that why it keeps coming in a bigger size
It is not that good you can try harder something like this your so ugly that when Taylor swift saw you she wrote a song about how ugly you are
Lol soft diss listen minds your mama so fat that when she sat on samsung it made ah sungV 19 Comments
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Top Remixes (39)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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