Best Disses Evercleverclogs0 Here are very good disses and insults, hope you like them.
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Another bad insult, but I suggest you use it for critical situations as this insult could hurt emotions badly. - cleverclogs0
This is a great Dis I used it on all of my friends and they laughed there heads off and I said it to my cousin and he got so mad and started crying because he thought his mum was very sad and his mum was actually laughing about how stupid he was being because he said Oy don't insult my mum you idiot your so mean and went off in a huff. Laugh out loud this is useful.
Everyone know that diss is old but still it's really cool
One of the greatestV 512 Comments
Very creative joke and it's funny. Nice Job.
This diss was amazing, I've used it countless times and it worked, and it has never failed me. Also used it on my sister and she didn't bother me for weeks :D
I said that to my brother and he cried! I was laughing at this joke for so long!
I'm doing thisV 273 Comments
A very bad insult, I hope you like it. - cleverclogs0
This was so funny I fell and couldn't stop laughing
This totally needs to be number 1 in high school disses like these would put people into SHAME. They wouldn't dare mess with you, AGAIN. And I should know 'because I'm a star disser
The person must be really ugly to insult them with this dissV 480 Comments
Oh, my. That's good. But I don't know... I like the others as well. TOO LATE I VOTED FOR THIS ONE! I like this one. Who told you this?
Yes, I did just call you that. I hope you're glad. JK, JK, JK. I don't wanna get a thumbs down. This is just a way to defend yourself. Sort of.
This is just fine just like to cool
Wow nice I love this one
This is goodV 330 Comments
Made me laugh out loud for ages. The diss is a masterpiece. The person who made it is a genius he should be master of disses. If there was a diss contest he would be crowned king of all disses. When I grow up I want to be a genius like him.
So mad and funny
Amazing, I died of laughter and now I'm back
I am deaddd I can't even typeV 200 Comments
This is the best diss I have ever heard in my life. Who ever wrote this is a genius. In fact the truth is I am the one who wrote this awesome diss. Like I said. Best diss ever. Later
That a totally god one
Best. Ever. Actually. Laughed.
I'm SO using this one!
Dang that's a really funny/good one!
This is so cool. I used this on the meanest kid in my class and his never teased me again
I'm dying from laughter
I made that up
Nice laugh out loud why isn't that #1
The thing is... The person's (who you are dissing) friend could say: Yeah, she was, that's why she's on the fast lane.V 279 Comments
A cool diss - cleverclogs0
This was spicy and insulting
This is the best diss I ever seen
Your teeth are so yellow that the sun got jealous of youV 146 Comments
A very good insult. - cleverclogs0
It's so creative and so cool I tolled my friend this and he busted into tears
I've personally never heard this one but it's so funny!V 111 Comments
This epic 1 I'm definitely gonna use this 1
Cool I'm using that laugh out loud
AMAZING! WHY ISN'T THIS number 1!
Good one, though I wish everything had less " yo mama "V 374 Comments
I took my time looking at what diss was the best but this is seriously underrated. So funny, should be number one.
So cool I'm gonna use this to my friend
Great to use in diss battles. I used this on my 1/4 cousin Carlos after he dissed me. My friends were like yeee.
Ohh I can't wait to use it on a boy in my classV 185 Comments
YOU ass not every one is poor in Africa there are people in my country (South Africa) that you wish you were get your common knowledge up!
I think the world is showing the bad side of Africa I live in South Africa and it's a beautiful place were people have jobs, and you can find people richer than the creator of this joke! It's not only South Africa every country in Africa is not really struggling you know! Stop treating Africa as some charity case!
This is just rude. There are lots of poor people around the world. why do you have to use Africa
That is right Africa's people are probably richer than whoever wrote this
That is so rude are you rich yeah didn't think...fool
That's just a bad dis its just stupid and doesn't make sense.
P.s not ever one in Africa is poor its some country's and some people
Another cool diss - cleverclogs0
HAHA this is hilarious. It's a really good joke, would totally sting in a competition with the right timing and right attitude.
CLASSIC NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
I really like this one its really a good diss. This is a cool one. Nice job whoever wrote this. I don't mean that in a rude way it's because I actually don't know who wrote thisV 97 Comments
KFC= Kills Fat Children
One of the best for sure
That so funny, I am laughing and my mum walked in and she asked what so I told her she peed her pants I am voting for you because you have the best one, my friends is obsessed with chicken too
Haha nice one! - Userguy44V 178 Comments
Omggg that's goood like a DORA
All of these are good
Medusa can't be turned into stone...V 81 Comments
I love this diss but hear this one you are so ugly your mom put a pic of you and put on the gate and rote be awa of the dog
Its good but hear this one "your so ugly when u tried to correct your mom she said you're the only mistake I ever made
This is funny
This is the best diss lineV 392 Comments
So funny, especially for football fans
I made my sister cried when I told her this
If the spelling is incorrect please correct it but killer diss wowV 31 Comments
Lol dang bro this to funny
The best thing to let your enemy reeadV 34 Comments
Boy you thought your funny your sweet as honey
Wow thts dope please more
Lol! - Userguy44V 132 Comments
You're so poor you eat cereal with a fork to save milk
Worst "unsmooth" joke ever. If you told this to me I would just laugh in your face and it would not be because of the joke!
NiceV 100 Comments
Makes sense like really. I died inside haha
Here laughing like crazy
Should've said phone service instead of 'airtime'
awesomeV 21 Comments
Horribly mean... But funny. Just be careful how you use this one. Love, Not Hate
, this is like the best diss I've ever seen in my life! totally gonna use this in diss battles! savage!
Well in playing a Diss game
I needed this one
Great joke! By the way it's hate not love you got it mixed upV 66 Comments
That doesn't make sense
That was a great burnQ
That is the most cheesy diss I have heard in my life but funny
I will disses someone thisV 22 Comments
Laugh out loud! I HATE Justin Bieber!
I LIKE IT Justin Bieber is my enemy
Justin bieber is such a jerk
Justin is so mean, rude and stupid I bet he doesn't even know how to spell earthV 75 Comments
Hilarious! Totally voting for u
This is food
Wheres Mustafa atV 64 Comments
Dang that's harsh
I know a friend she a whale
Laugh out loud this is the ultimate number 1V 102 Comments
This is probably the oldest one in the book, but there's nothing wrong with going back to the classics.
AwesomeV 72 Comments
Coolest diss I will use that for my enemy
Breaking news: two cliffs got collapsed by an unidentified giant boulder
HarshV 33 Comments
Umm... Actually.. You were reading this page too...
You're so ugly your face looked like a butt cheek after a liposuction - LaST_LiGHT
Um.. Some people are trying to get funny comebacks so that they can use them on other people! And you said we're so bored because we're reading this that must mean your bored. Not funny at all, so lame!
Who ever wrote this is board with there life that's why they wrote it and they had the idea
You wouldn't have known if you did not read this
You created the page you idiot that means your life stinks the most, infact I think you that this is the only thing you did Al day looser. Lame!V 112 Comments
It DOES make sense.
A grocery store has food.
She was locked in there.
She didn't think to eat anything.
If you still don't understand, use Yo Mama's video on it.
I think that a good diss
Doesn't make sense.
I have heard that 1 before but it still made me laugh.V 41 Comments
Best Dis Ever So simple But so funny Can't stop laughing every time I hear it
I love how there are people like: "gonna use it today", "saved me from a couple of wedgies". People actually think this is useful. I like randomly dissing but if someone is bullying you, don't diss them and " get saved from 2 wedgies and a beating", just punch them in the face, beat them to the ground, stomp them and then choke them and put your fingers up their nostrils until they bleed
Amazing. That is a reall good joke
I told this to my enemyV 77 Comments
Wicked ha ha laugh out loud
That's so funny man,i used it on someone and they cried
LitV 52 Comments
China makes worst products including my enemy
the things can be good
I swear to god this is so funny and true
Lark so damn funny!V 41 Comments
You are so poor I was on my way home from work and kicked a stone and just then your mom fell out saying who is knocking
This os the most stupidest joke I have ever heard! Get a life idiot
We'll this ain't a good one
What sort of insult is this stupid idiotV 107 Comments
Nice - Arteran
Its ok but if your trying to be mean to the person why don't you say instead you don't need internet because your already world wide or something like that because it would be horrible to say something like that to there mum its not like you would like it
I made a guy cry like this but really its a little to mean and really don't recommend you using this except if your in a dire need of a good comeback or if you you just want to get the upper hand a a fight. It would be better if it was directed to th person who you were dissing or cussing (whichever one you prefer)
I said this to my girlfriend and I got a slap in the faceV 44 Comments
Hello kitty said bye bye to me? Wow cool.
Holy crap, this is so awesome! Thank you so much for making my day! =D
Could also be: you're so ugly One Direction went the other direction
They are all coolV 44 Comments
That was an awesome diss got to use that one
This is too much
Good diss dudeV 41 Comments
Thanks really useful
Stop insulting mothers
Is that it man that ain't funny
What about your dadV 42 Comments
It is really funny. It is really funny. I'll use it on a friend of mine and see what he thinks. I laughed at it really hard!
Too funny beat used dat if someone gets me me annoyed lol
YOUR SO FAT WHEN YOU STEPPED ON A SCALE IT READ OUT MY PHONE NUMBERV 41 Comments
Haha I will definitely use it
This is the greatest dis of great disses
Classic dude, classic. =D
Cause I dint know this one and it's so funnyV 35 Comments
KILLER DISS - Arteran
Laugh out loud this is the funniest/dopiest diss ever and that's why I love it
Awesome diss used this on the school bully and he ran away bawling
I love this one. I am definitely going to have to use itV 19 Comments
What a diss
This is hilarious
You guys must be dumb to find it funny that people die honestly, you've got a brain of a pre-mature baby
This is jokes man were did you get this from! :) laugh out loud!V 49 Comments
So bad and not funny
Lol this is so funny I am definitely gonna use this on someone
That was nice I kno a lot of people with dry lips I could say that to lots of peeps I was laughing out loud (lo-l) it made me laugh a lot swear it is gonna be used on lots of people... Srry for the long note
I was eating cereal when I red this
Sad timesV 28 Comments
Yo man listen to my cuss your so fat that when I was watching the titanic and you walked past I missed the whole thing
Haha but onions make u cry
Girl you ollld
This was really funnyV 34 Comments
Its funny because I told it to my and went to the ofice
I think this should be added because it is funny and it is a classic!
Damn that a good one
It was so funny, me and my friends were having a dis contest and I used this one and that shut them all up
AMAZING PEEING MYSELF THERE NEVER KNEW HOW SPERM COULD BE SO FUNNY laugh out loud! SHOULD BE NUMBER 1!V 41 Comments
So? but I still have pride because I ain't as stupid as you
Laugh out loud it's the best ever
Haha laugh out loudV 34 Comments
I don't get this its so wack
If everyone was sitting next to her and she was sitting on all the seats where did all the others sit? :-
If you don't get this diss. It is basically trying to tell us that the mama couldn't find a seat which she could fit in, but she said on all the seats. That is how she sits next to everybody.
HilariousV 17 Comments
BEsT jOke EvEr - MatthewLC
It is so so funny
Funniest joke ever I'm gonna use it
This is the only one that made me laugh others made me smileV 22 Comments
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Top Remixes (39)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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