Best Disses Evercleverclogs0 Here are very good disses and insults, hope you like them.
The Top Ten
Another bad insult, but I suggest you use it for critical situations as this insult could hurt emotions badly. - cleverclogs0
This is a great Dis I used it on all of my friends and they laughed there heads off and I said it to my cousin and he got so mad and started crying because he thought his mum was very sad and his mum was actually laughing about how stupid he was being because he said Oy don't insult my mum you idiot your so mean and went off in a huff. Laugh out loud this is useful.
Everyone know that diss is old but still it's really cool
I would change mum to you are so fat but everything else is goodV 519 Comments
Very creative joke and it's funny. Nice Job.
This diss was amazing, I've used it countless times and it worked, and it has never failed me. Also used it on my sister and she didn't bother me for weeks :D
I said that to my brother and he cried! I was laughing at this joke for so long!
This is so old. - LuckysV 277 Comments
A very bad insult, I hope you like it. - cleverclogs0
This was so funny I fell and couldn't stop laughing
This totally needs to be number 1 in high school disses like these would put people into SHAME. They wouldn't dare mess with you, AGAIN. And I should know 'because I'm a star disser
I read the title of this list as Best Diseases Ever.V 478 Comments
Made me laugh out loud for ages. The diss is a masterpiece. The person who made it is a genius he should be master of disses. If there was a diss contest he would be crowned king of all disses. When I grow up I want to be a genius like him.
#old memories of this song
I totally used this one with my friend. The green and purple part is really original, though. Hm. Gotta try this on another person who thinks his teeth look goodV 200 Comments
Oh, my. That's good. But I don't know... I like the others as well. TOO LATE I VOTED FOR THIS ONE! I like this one. Who told you this?
Yes, I did just call you that. I hope you're glad. JK, JK, JK. I don't wanna get a thumbs down. This is just a way to defend yourself. Sort of.
You gots roasted
There's these boys in my school (who is a pain in the butt and annoying but hey that's boys for ya) so we had a roast battle and of coursed I used this one. I nearly got in trouble because of this since they're such snitches.
ouchV 337 Comments
This epic 1 I'm definitely gonna use this 1
Cool I'm using that laugh out loud
AMAZING! WHY ISN'T THIS number 1!
Finally a good one. - LuckysV 374 Comments
This is the best diss I have ever heard in my life. Who ever wrote this is a genius. In fact the truth is I am the one who wrote this awesome diss. Like I said. Best diss ever. Later
That was a really good and creative diss and made me laugh for ages! Well done
The best diss ever
Best diss in the history of dissesV 309 Comments
This is so cool. I used this on the meanest kid in my class and his never teased me again
WOW, so funny, this should be number 1
This one is such so good. I told this one the class, silence followed and then everybody was shouting " OHH"! Great!
Nice laugh out loud why isn't that #1
The thing is... The person's (who you are dissing) friend could say: Yeah, she was, that's why she's on the fast lane.V 284 Comments
A cool diss - cleverclogs0
Your teeth are so yellow that the sun got jealous of you
This are the best
niceV 147 Comments
A very good insult. - cleverclogs0
Cool one but still say put the sun out of business
This is clever!
Gosh this is epic!V 109 Comments
I took my time looking at what diss was the best but this is seriously underrated. So funny, should be number one.
So cool I'm gonna use this to my friend
OOF perfect for use
I like it it's just like proper funny I said it to my sister and she was cracking upV 187 Comments
YOU ass not every one is poor in Africa there are people in my country (South Africa) that you wish you were get your common knowledge up!
I think the world is showing the bad side of Africa I live in South Africa and it's a beautiful place were people have jobs, and you can find people richer than the creator of this joke! It's not only South Africa every country in Africa is not really struggling you know! Stop treating Africa as some charity case!
This is just rude. There are lots of poor people around the world. why do you have to use Africa
That is right Africa's people are probably richer than whoever wrote this
That is so rude are you rich yeah didn't think...fool
I am from Africa and most people have a living u probably don't have a life "if African people are poor"
I am quite angry at the person who made this.
I love this diss but hear this one you are so ugly your mom put a pic of you and put on the gate and rote be awa of the dog
Lol best diss ever
Is his head like a monkey with no hair
I am sorry but I found this the best I POST THIS ON MY SNAP!V 398 Comments
Another cool diss - cleverclogs0
HAHA this is hilarious. It's a really good joke, would totally sting in a competition with the right timing and right attitude.
I really like this one its really a good diss. This is a cool one. Nice job whoever wrote this. I don't mean that in a rude way it's because I actually don't know who wrote this
CLASSIC NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFOREV 100 Comments
Haha nice one! - Userguy44
That so funny, I am laughing and my mum walked in and she asked what so I told her she peed her pants I am voting for you because you have the best one, my friends is obsessed with chicken too
It stands for Kill Fat Children like u
Good one... someone get me oxygenV 186 Comments
All of these are good
Medusa can't be turned into stone...
This is a really good oneV 82 Comments
Wow thts dope please more
Lol! - Userguy44
I LOVE PIZZA
THIS IS EVERYTHING!V 134 Comments
Lol dang bro this to funny
The best thing to let your enemy reead
I'm gonna die if I see this againV 39 Comments
So funny, especially for football fans
I made my sister cried when I told her this
If the spelling is incorrect please correct it but killer diss wowV 37 Comments
You're so poor you eat cereal with a fork to save milk
Worst "unsmooth" joke ever. If you told this to me I would just laugh in your face and it would not be because of the joke!
So savage lolV 102 Comments
Should've said phone service instead of 'airtime'
I don't get this
It means you bought the phone service but sold your phone.V 19 Comments
Horribly mean... But funny. Just be careful how you use this one. Love, Not Hate
, this is like the best diss I've ever seen in my life! totally gonna use this in diss battles! savage!
Well in playing a Diss game
I needed this one
That is topsV 70 Comments
That doesn't make sense
That was a great burnQ
That is the most cheesy diss I have heard in my life but funny
I will disses someone thisV 22 Comments
Laugh out loud! I HATE Justin Bieber!
I LIKE IT Justin Bieber is my enemy
Justin bieber is such a jerk
Justin is so mean, rude and stupid I bet he doesn't even know how to spell earthV 76 Comments
Umm... Actually.. You were reading this page too...
You're so ugly your face looked like a butt cheek after a liposuction - LaST_LiGHT
Um.. Some people are trying to get funny comebacks so that they can use them on other people! And you said we're so bored because we're reading this that must mean your bored. Not funny at all, so lame!
Who ever wrote this is board with there life that's why they wrote it and they had the idea
You wouldn't have known if you did not read this
You created the page you idiot that means your life stinks the most, infact I think you that this is the only thing you did Al day looser. Lame!V 112 Comments
I know a friend she a whale
funny dissV 111 Comments
Wheres Mustafa at
Every funy kalisa
I laughed for a long time. I told that to somone, and I got slapped, but eh, it's still funny
This is good. The guys at school shut afterwardsV 61 Comments
Nice gonna use it today. Its a very good one. It should be at the top of the list.
This diss just tops it off I was LMFAO
Haha I used this already but still funny
You know I entered this and they said what are you smuggling in up your shirt so I just said 455 Big Macs 55onion rings and yo mum!V 73 Comments
Breaking news: two cliffs got collapsed by an unidentified giant boulder
That's funny but not the best I ever heard
That's so funny laugh out loud make that into a film laugh out loud
It DOES make sense.
A grocery store has food.
She was locked in there.
She didn't think to eat anything.
If you still don't understand, use Yo Mama's video on it.
Doesn't make sense.
What a nice diss
Yeses starve at a grocery store.that's like becoming obese at a gymV 44 Comments
Best Dis Ever So simple But so funny Can't stop laughing every time I hear it
I told this to my enemy
I love how there are people like: "gonna use it today", "saved me from a couple of wedgies". People actually think this is useful. I like randomly dissing but if someone is bullying you, don't diss them and " get saved from 2 wedgies and a beating", just punch them in the face, beat them to the ground, stomp them and then choke them and put your fingers up their nostrils until they bleed
Amazing. That is a reall good jokeV 78 Comments
Wicked ha ha laugh out loud
That's so funny man,i used it on someone and they cried
LitV 52 Comments
You are so poor I was on my way home from work and kicked a stone and just then your mom fell out saying who is knocking
This os the most stupidest joke I have ever heard! Get a life idiot
We'll this ain't a good one
This one is so stupid and dumbV 104 Comments
I swear to god this is so funny and true
Lark so damn funny!
Nice oneV 42 Comments
Nice - Arteran
Its ok but if your trying to be mean to the person why don't you say instead you don't need internet because your already world wide or something like that because it would be horrible to say something like that to there mum its not like you would like it
I made a guy cry like this but really its a little to mean and really don't recommend you using this except if your in a dire need of a good comeback or if you you just want to get the upper hand a a fight. It would be better if it was directed to th person who you were dissing or cussing (whichever one you prefer)
I said this to my girlfriend and I got a slap in the faceV 44 Comments
Hello kitty said bye bye to me? Wow cool.
Holy crap, this is so awesome! Thank you so much for making my day! =D
Could also be: you're so ugly One Direction went the other direction
Amazing I tried this on my enemies and my friend hilariousV 48 Comments
Good diss dude
This is too much
Who ever made this is smartV 42 Comments
Thanks really useful
Stop insulting mothers
What about your dad
lameV 42 Comments
Haha I will definitely use it
Classic dude, classic. =D
Cause I dint know this one and it's so funny
so funnyV 37 Comments
Too funny beat used dat if someone gets me me annoyed lol
It is really funny. It is really funny. I'll use it on a friend of mine and see what he thinks. I laughed at it really hard!
YOUR SO FAT WHEN YOU STEPPED ON A SCALE IT READ OUT MY PHONE NUMBERV 42 Comments
Yo man listen to my cuss your so fat that when I was watching the titanic and you walked past I missed the whole thing
Haha but onions make u cry
Girl you ollld
This was really funnyV 36 Comments
KILLER DISS - Arteran
Haha really funny
Laugh out loud this is the funniest/dopiest diss ever and that's why I love it
FunnyV 19 Comments
This is hilarious
You guys must be dumb to find it funny that people die honestly, you've got a brain of a pre-mature baby
This is jokes man were did you get this from! :) laugh out loud!
This is what you call laugh out loudV 49 Comments
That was nice I kno a lot of people with dry lips I could say that to lots of peeps I was laughing out loud (lo-l) it made me laugh a lot swear it is gonna be used on lots of people... Srry for the long note
I was eating cereal when I red this
Rice kripsesV 29 Comments
Damn that a good one
It was so funny, me and my friends were having a dis contest and I used this one and that shut them all up
AMAZING PEEING MYSELF THERE NEVER KNEW HOW SPERM COULD BE SO FUNNY laugh out loud! SHOULD BE NUMBER 1!
Nice diss going 2 use thatV 41 Comments
So bad and not funny
I think this should be added because it is funny and it is a classic!
Oh my god I used that on my brother he is still laughing
This is not funny
Accept your mama knowing her 12 times table she counting how many condoms she will use today
Not so funny I can make a better one here yo mama so dumb she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say goV 25 Comments
Laugh out loud it's the best ever
Haha laugh out loud
Ha ha that made me laugh so hardV 34 Comments
I don't get this its so wack
If everyone was sitting next to her and she was sitting on all the seats where did all the others sit? :-
If you don't get this diss. It is basically trying to tell us that the mama couldn't find a seat which she could fit in, but she said on all the seats. That is how she sits next to everybody.V 17 Comments
7 years, 318 days old
Top Remixes (40)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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