Best Disses Evercleverclogs0 Here are very good disses and insults, hope you like them.
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Another bad insult, but I suggest you use it for critical situations as this insult could hurt emotions badly. - cleverclogs0
This is a great Dis I used it on all of my friends and they laughed there heads off and I said it to my cousin and he got so mad and started crying because he thought his mum was very sad and his mum was actually laughing about how stupid he was being because he said Oy don't insult my mum you idiot your so mean and went off in a huff. Laugh out loud this is useful.
Everyone know that diss is old but still it's really cool
Brush Mad one I used it on my friend and he almost cried but I told him I was jokingV 437 Comments
Very creative joke and it's funny. Nice Job.
This diss was amazing, I've used it countless times and it worked, and it has never failed me. Also used it on my sister and she didn't bother me for weeks :D
I said that to my brother and he cried! I was laughing at this joke for so long!
LolV 245 Comments
This epic 1 I'm definitely gonna use this 1
Cool I'm using that laugh out loud
AMAZING! WHY ISN'T THIS number 1!
I thought of this one, and it’s actually here! 👍😅V 306 Comments
Oh, my. That's good. But I don't know... I like the others as well. TOO LATE I VOTED FOR THIS ONE! I like this one. Who told you this?
Yes, I did just call you that. I hope you're glad. JK, JK, JK. I don't wanna get a thumbs down. This is just a way to defend yourself. Sort of.
I hope this insult would help you win your dissing contest - cleverclogs0
I'm going to try that on my friend. We diss each other a lot, and he always gets fake mad, then I have to say sorry, otherwise he won't talk to me.
Nice oneV 269 Comments
A very bad insult, I hope you like it. - cleverclogs0
This was so funny I fell and couldn't stop laughing
This totally needs to be number 1 in high school disses like these would put people into SHAME. They wouldn't dare mess with you, AGAIN. And I should know 'because I'm a star disser
so goodV 424 Comments
Made me laugh out loud for ages. The diss is a masterpiece. The person who made it is a genius he should be master of disses. If there was a diss contest he would be crowned king of all disses. When I grow up I want to be a genius like him.
I totally used this one with my friend. The green and purple part is really original, though. Hm. Gotta try this on another person who thinks his teeth look good
An obnoxious diss! - cleverclogs0
This doesn't make sense and you say the diss you are so bored with. Your life cause we are reading this I will never use or read these disses
DamnV 179 Comments
A cool diss - cleverclogs0
Dude this I great used it on some annoying guy and he hasn't bothered me since
Hahah that's jokes, I'm gonna use it on someone!
That dis is the best one I ever told I got sent to the principals officeV 119 Comments
This is so cool. I used this on the meanest kid in my class and his never teased me again
Nice laugh out loud why isn't that #1
The thing is... The person's (who you are dissing) friend could say: Yeah, she was, that's why she's on the fast lane.
Cool I used it
, I was in hystericsV 231 Comments
A very good insult. - cleverclogs0
I've personally never heard this one but it's so funny!
I told that to someone who was so annoying that they stop talking to me, and I also tried other ones too and it worked so thanks.
Big but empty.LOLV 96 Comments
This is the best diss I have ever heard in my life. Who ever wrote this is a genius. In fact the truth is I am the one who wrote this awesome diss. Like I said. Best diss ever. Later
I'm SO using this one!
Dang that's a really funny/good one!
I served him so high his friends laughed at him (: thanks to the person who did this jokes best jokes ever
I need to say these to people when the piss me offV 259 Comments
You're so poor you eat cereal with a fork to save milk
Worst "unsmooth" joke ever. If you told this to me I would just laugh in your face and it would not be because of the joke!
Here's one your breath smells so bad that it's the main cause of global warming
gayV 96 Comments
Another cool diss - cleverclogs0
HAHA this is hilarious. It's a really good joke, would totally sting in a competition with the right timing and right attitude.
CLASSIC NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
dis is sicV 89 Comments
Got to use these
I'm definitely voting for this one! Funny laugh out loud! My sister peed her pants when she read this laugh out loud that's no joke
Your sister likely needs to have her urinary bladder checked by a medical professional. - BillTedman
A guy said this to me and I was lurk oh ya, then y are u not stone!
I think it is good because that a read it. if I didn't read it somebody would fart on me logic right?... Dora tried to explore the world, but when she saw your maaam she was like "nope dora is gonna stop exploring"V 73 Comments
That so funny, I am laughing and my mum walked in and she asked what so I told her she peed her pants I am voting for you because you have the best one, my friends is obsessed with chicken too
Laugh out loud awesome diss definitely using this one
This is an awesome diss really good to use in a dissing competition
lolV 164 Comments
Horribly mean... But funny. Just be careful how you use this one. Love, Not Hate
Great joke! By the way it's hate not love you got it mixed up
I love it! I'm definitely using this one, I mean laugh out loud!
whatV 58 Comments
I took my time looking at what diss was the best but this is seriously underrated. So funny, should be number one.
Ohh I can't wait to use it on a boy in my class
Laugh out loud totally usin this
So deepV 163 Comments
YOU ass not every one is poor in Africa there are people in my country (South Africa) that you wish you were get your common knowledge up!
I think the world is showing the bad side of Africa I live in South Africa and it's a beautiful place were people have jobs, and you can find people richer than the creator of this joke! It's not only South Africa every country in Africa is not really struggling you know! Stop treating Africa as some charity case!
This is just rude. There are lots of poor people around the world. why do you have to use Africa
That is right Africa's people are probably richer than whoever wrote this
That is so rude are you rich yeah didn't think...fool
You are being a hater of African so what if they used her for charityV 302 Comments
Laugh out loud this is the ultimate number 1
Lool I heard diss one already
It means that your mum is so fat that when she went to the sea and she saw a whale the whale started to sing that we are a family
Yo mama so fat when you came out the sea with a yello top on someone shouted hey taxi
awesomeV 97 Comments
I'm gonna die if I see this again
This is not funny. A pathetic joke which can insult people but when you realised just what you said, you should take yourself as the worst person of the planet.
This joke is legit, totally!
LolV 27 Comments
Is that it man that ain't funny
Is that it fam that is barley na ing come on you could do better didn't make me laugh at all
That was not funny man make another better one cause that one sucks as you.
That's a wonder ful jokeV 32 Comments
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Top Remixes (36)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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