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181 You so stupid you stole bread

Sha some people are starving out there

Some people do steel bread

Bread is food u kno

Ya meani

V 2 Comments
182 You're so ugly the devil would rather look at the bible

Nice one I'm crying so much! Definitely going to use this

That's mean, but funny in a way

Ohh I read this in the library and I fell of my seat

That's a good one

V 3 Comments
183 You're so dumb that you need a map to go to the toilet.

Best disses I have on eBay in might post it

Oh I am pissing right now so funny I am missing the urinal

I'm using this
Sick dis
Laugh out loud

Thanks I am going to tottaly use it genius

V 1 Comment
184 Your bum is so hairy you fart dandruff

That's a really good diss props to the person who made this

185 I don't hate you but if you were hit by a truck I'd be driving it

Number 1 par/diss in the world! I still laugh out loud every time I hear this joke

Definitely saying this to some really really annoying person! Well done.. awesome joke

My haters went crazy over dis 1

Laugh out loud
Here is a diss
It is your birthday and you ask your mum what is my birthday gift. She gives you a small box and you open it and what do you see a gym membership. Ha ha ha

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186 Yo mama so old that god doesn't remember when she was born.

What man stop with religious jokes


Your mean

Init man.

187 You're so fat when you went into space there was no space.

This is stupid boring

Should be in the top 10

Mamma Mia this must have been a very fat person!

I have to do this dis on my friends!

V 1 Comment
188 Your mum is so stupid, she smudged soap and propaganda papers on my head and said 'I am brainwashing you'

This is so funny I'm going to use it on someone. THANKS

I made this up

This sucks!

189 Yo mama so fat that when we put her picture in a frame it broke

This was the driest joke I ever heard

Good one that's so funny

Did your mums frame break aww

What's worng with you that's mean stupid

190 You're so ugly that all mirrors that you pass by break.
191 Yo mama so dumb she tried measuring how long she slept with a ruler

So funny I couldn't stop laughing

Ya bro so funnyyy

192 You're so fat that mum said don't go on Brighton Pier because it will collapse
193 When You Where Born Your Mum Got a Penalty for Producing Garbage.

Lol why is this not number one it is funnier then number 5

Cool dis I'm so using this one on a Cuban

Your sooo ungly when you where born the doctor threw you at the window and the window threw you back

194 You're so fat that your Christmas picture is still printing

This is a good one

So slag just do this the way you so ugly when your mom gave brith the earth exploded

Laugh out loud I ave heard dis one before :D

This dis is sick

195 You're so ugly it looks like your neck threw up V 2 Comments
196 Your fart is so big that I thought there was a bomb explosion.

Awesome diss, yo! I should use this at my bro.

It's so funny it's gonna make me cry

Your fart so stinky you caused global warming when you farted

V 3 Comments
197 Thanks for all the attention but now just go and shove your head up ya ass where it belongs. I bet China could smell your breath from here.

Aw your sad but at the end of the day it is still a joke lol

Shut up idiot and quit saying ass

Wow that's a great one,

I'm in China and I can smell your beath from here.
The worst breath I smelt since 1738

198 You have such a big mouth; you could eat a banana sideways.

Good joke my friend and I were reading it and it's too hilarious

Roes are red violets are blue your perfect image is like a dead jankroo


199 Your momma is so stupid she shoved two batteries up her butt and said I got the power! V 3 Comments
200 Your fingers so fat that when you type on your phone the text comes out like dsnbdejfndjkhbahgbvsn

Haha good one

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2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
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