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181 You're so fat that your Christmas picture is still printing

So slag just do this the way you so ugly when your mom gave brith the earth exploded

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182 Your fart is so big that I thought there was a bomb explosion.

Awesome diss, yo! I should use this at my bro.

It's so funny it's gonna make me cry

Your fart so stinky you caused global warming when you farted

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183 Thanks for all the attention but now just go and shove your head up ya ass where it belongs. I bet China could smell your breath from here.

Aw your sad but at the end of the day it is still a joke lol

Shut up idiot and quit saying ass

Wow that's a great one,

I'm in China and I can smell your beath from here.
The worst breath I smelt since 1738

184 Your momma is so stupid she shoved two batteries up her butt and said I got the power! V 3 Comments
185 Your fingers so fat that when you type on your phone the text comes out like dsnbdejfndjkhbahgbvsn

Haha good one

186 Your bum is so hairy you fart dandruff

That's a really good diss props to the person who made this

187 Your teeth are so dirty that when you open your mouth people start singing Black and Yellow by Wiz Khalifa.

You can use this on your enemy and make them cry. Also it is a great diss to say when you want to insult someone about how dirty their teeth are and how black it is.

Laugh out loud I'm gonna use this

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
This is kind of getting boring now
Ha ha ha ha ha
Still cool though

Replica I've heard it on one of the other dises

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188 Yo mama is so dumb that when you told her that her birthday was around the corner she went looking for it.

This diss is I just don't like it you see ill explain...

Hahaahahaahaha! Laugh out loud

Heheh laugh out loud


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189 You are so ugly you made Jesus fall off the cross

Like the African jokes, this isn't supposed to insult Christians, it's supposed to be funny. The guy who wrote it could be Christian anyway

Stop it with the religious disses

This is racist to Christians its mean and I'm a Muslim

Stop using that name you cursed child

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190 You're so small you do backflips under your bed
191 You're so ugly when you went to get plastic surgery it took them 12 hours to give you a quote
192 Your family tree is a cactus because everyone on it is a prick

That's rude to other families

This is wicked

My favourite diss in the world it should not be at number 233 it shold be in the top ten

Lolz. No harm people

193 You fail, but so did your dad's condom

I used this countless times on a load of boys that thinl they are hard so I cussed battled them and used this so they shut their mouths.



SO funny lmao

194 You're so ugly, I wish I was blind.

Love this one I have try it sometime

My ugly friend is so ugly she thinks she's cool.definitely gonna use that on her

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195 Yo mama so dumb she took tickets to see Xbox Live

Lol that was a good one

O wow that. Dis is awesome made me laugh so hard

Nice one hahaahahaa oh my goodness


196 You're so fat that mum said don't go on Brighton Pier because it will collapse
197 When You Where Born Your Mum Got a Penalty for Producing Garbage.

Lol why is this not number one it is funnier then number 5

Your sooo ungly when you where born the doctor threw you at the window and the window threw you back

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198 Your mommas so fat when she stepped on a scale it said sorry we don't do livestock
199 You're so ugly it looks like your neck threw up V 2 Comments
200 Your mama so fat she stepped on the scale and the scale said your phone number

This is a awesome diss that can really push you ahead in a dissing competition

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1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

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