Best Disses Ever


The Contenders: Page 13

241 You're so stupid you stole a free sample

Awesome joke use on your enemies

242 You're so tall you that you sell dagga to angels V 2 Comments
243 You're so fat when you stood on a scale the scale said to be continued

It was on a number before this?!?!

Dude this cuss is good

244 Yo mama so fat she need a taxi to get from one room to another

Well if she's fat then she already IS in the other room

V 1 Comment
245 I ain't looking at your boyfriend, no-one's looking at your boyfriend, that's why he's dating you! V 1 Comment
246 You're so fat that when you put on your grey swimsuit at the beach, people thought you were a beached whale
247 Yo mama so fat when she jumped into the ocean, she baptised the whole seven continents

Racist to Christians!

, That is a super cool one, ss burn!


How is it racist!?!?!? it's a joke about baptising things!. if anything, its offensive to YO MAMA! not Christians! go sit in the corner and think about your butthurt life!

V 1 Comment
248 You're so dumb when I diss you you take the whole day thinking about it

You suck you're the one who's old the God can't remember when you were born

249 Your mum so fat she jumped on Walmart, tripped on Food Lion and landed on Target
250 You are so tall you play hide and go seek with helicopters
251 You're so dumb you need a GPS to find the toilet

Really what if your a visitor?

252 I couldn't make a yo mama joke cause you're adopted

Maybe people are mean to you because your face is ugly and that I why your are mean to adopted people I have a sister who is adopted and if anyone is mean to her ask your mom for a funeral

That is rude how would u feel if you didn't have a mother

Hey stop that adopted people are awesome get a life

V 4 Comments
253 You're so stupid when the orange juice said concentrate you stared at it for 10 minutes V 2 Comments
254 You're so fat that when you took your yearbook photo they had to take it in a helicopter
255 Give me a second I'll call a specialist to take the fat out of you
256 You're so ugly people think your Frankenstein's birth parent
257 You're so ugly, when your mom gave birth to you she became famous for giving birth to a alien

This one isn't as good as some but still

258 Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me.

I like this one! It reminds me of another diss I saw that said, "Am I supposed to be offended? Because the only thing offending me is your face."

That is a sick cus

259 Your mamas so fat she appears on radar
260 You're so ugly that when your were born the doctor said "Aww, it's a treasure" and your mom said "Let's bury it".

I used on some guy and that person got all emotional

V 2 Comments
PSearch List

Recommended Lists

List Stats

30,000 votes
1,211 listings
6 years, 200 days old

Top Remixes (38)

1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

View All 38


Add Post

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.