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241 I couldn't make a yo mama joke cause you're adopted

Maybe people are mean to you because your face is ugly and that I why your are mean to adopted people I have a sister who is adopted and if anyone is mean to her ask your mom for a funeral

That is rude how would u feel if you didn't have a mother

Hey stop that adopted people are awesome get a life

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242 You're so stupid when the orange juice said concentrate you stared at it for 10 minutes V 2 Comments
243 Sorry to disturb you. Oh wait you have no social life V 2 Comments
244 You're so fat that when you took your yearbook photo they had to take it in a helicopter
245 Give me a second I'll call a specialist to take the fat out of you
246 You're so ugly people think your Frankenstein's birth parent
247 You're so ugly, when your mom gave birth to you she became famous for giving birth to a alien

This one isn't as good as some but still

248 Is your face hurting? Because it's killing me.

I like this one! It reminds me of another diss I saw that said, "Am I supposed to be offended? Because the only thing offending me is your face."

That is a sick cus

249 Your mamas so fat she appears on radar
250 You're so ugly that when your were born the doctor said "Aww, it's a treasure" and your mom said "Let's bury it".

I used on some guy and that person got all emotional

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251 You're so poor that when your friends came to your house, they asked where's the washroom, and you said pick a corner.

I'm using that on a guy who's acting up in school

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252 You are so fat that when I run around you, I beat the Terry Fox record.
253 You're so gay you hit me with a purse

That is true just offensive to gay people

I'm so gonna use that on a gay guy at school

How is this an insult? - ProPanda

I'm so gona use that on a gay guy at school

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254 You're so ugly Medusa died

Medusa was once the most beautiful being on earth, until she got cursed and was slain by perseus

He may be uglyer

What? that's just stupid


255 You're so fat that when you blink you're out of breath
256 You're so ugly you made the devil commit suicide
257 l just broke up with my girlfriend, here's her phone number, no wait that's your mom's number

Oranges are round apples are to and pears are cut up into giant poo

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258 You are so fat when you fell in love you broke it
259 You're so dumb you spent all day saying ''am not'', to R2.

Haha most of these couldn't make me laugh, but this one definitely triggered something. I come on here to get in a better mood, so thanks to the creator! Ily

260 You're so fat that when they took your school photo they had to use a satellite

That's the best diss ever try this the way your teeth are yellow when you smile people thing jesus is coming the they say oh its just your teeth

This is too funny good thinking

Hope you like it guys and girls I said this diss to a bully a school and he just left me alone I recomend it

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1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

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