Best Disses Ever


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261 You are so fat when you fell in love you broke it
262 You're so dumb you spent all day saying ''am not'', to R2.

Haha most of these couldn't make me laugh, but this one definitely triggered something. I come on here to get in a better mood, so thanks to the creator! Ily

263 You're so fat that when they took your school photo they had to use a satellite

That's the best diss ever try this the way your teeth are yellow when you smile people thing jesus is coming the they say oh its just your teeth

This is too funny good thinking

Hope you like it guys and girls I said this diss to a bully a school and he just left me alone I recomend it

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264 You're so stupid you tried to drown your goldfish

I got this from the fact that when I was little I literally tried to drown my goldfish

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265 You're so fat, you need a map to reach your belly button V 1 Comment
266 You're so ugly, when you jump into the pool the water jumps out

Laugh out loud but it should be Your so fat instead of Your so ugly

That must of been an ugly person

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267 You're so ugly when your mum saw you she said, I'm going crazy. I see inside of an ass.
268 Your mum's so fat that when she wears a yellow coat everyone says 'hey taxi' V 1 Comment
269 I would slap you but that would be animal abuse

Laugh out loud that was classic joke I'm gonna use it on my enemys laugh out loud you need more like that

#NoAnimalAbuse. C: Oh wait then I can't slap you, oops

You rock hahah laughing so hard


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270 You have such a big mustache that when you kissed your girlfriend you brushed her teeth

LOL this is the best one when I heard this I fell off my bed!

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271 Yo mamma so fat Naruto couldn't believe it!
272 Your house is so small that when I come through the front door, I'm already out the back.

Laugh out loud quite good diss I will try it on some of the horrible people at school. Me and my sister were laughing 4 hours, good one creator

Your house is so small that when you put the key in the lock, you broke a window.

273 If you had another brain, it would be lonely V 2 Comments
274 You're so ugly even the roaches in your house get the bug spray
275 You're so skinny that when you eat a grape you look pregnant

The best one so far I think this should be #1 priceless

I like this one because it is very mean and that is how I am really.

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276 You're so poor when I went to your house a cockroach tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.
277 You talk so much that by the time your finished you've grown a beard
278 Your mum is so fat that she has her own galaxy. V 1 Comment
279 Are your lips designer? Because they're Superdry

Na man you should use it on some next white people because they don't cream their lips

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280 You should have a tic tac not one not two but the whole pack.
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1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

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