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261 You're so ugly, when you jump into the pool the water jumps out

Laugh out loud but it should be Your so fat instead of Your so ugly

That must of been an ugly person

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262 You're so ugly when your mum saw you she said, I'm going crazy. I see inside of an ass.
263 Your mum's so fat that when she wears a yellow coat everyone says 'hey taxi' V 1 Comment
264 I would slap you but that would be animal abuse

Laugh out loud that was classic joke I'm gonna use it on my enemys laugh out loud you need more like that

#NoAnimalAbuse. C: Oh wait then I can't slap you, oops

You rock hahah laughing so hard

Lol

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265 You have such a big mustache that when you kissed your girlfriend you brushed her teeth

LOL this is the best one when I heard this I fell off my bed!

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266 Yo mamma so fat Naruto couldn't believe it!
267 Your house is so small that when I come through the front door, I'm already out the back.

Laugh out loud quite good diss I will try it on some of the horrible people at school. Me and my sister were laughing 4 hours, good one creator

Your house is so small that when you put the key in the lock, you broke a window.

268 If you had another brain, it would be lonely V 2 Comments
269 You're so ugly even the roaches in your house get the bug spray
270 You're so skinny that when you eat a grape you look pregnant

The best one so far I think this should be #1 priceless

I like this one because it is very mean and that is how I am really.

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271 You're so poor when I went to your house a cockroach tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.
272 You talk so much that by the time your finished you've grown a beard
273 Your mum is so fat that she has her own galaxy. V 1 Comment
274 Your mommas so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her
275 Are your lips designer? Because they're Superdry

Na man you should use it on some next white people because they don't cream their lips

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276 You should have a tic tac not one not two but the whole pack.
277 You're so fat when you sat down on a iPhone it turned to an iPad
278 Your teeth are so yellow if drink water it turns into lemonade V 1 Comment
279 Your teeth are so yellow when you smile traffic slows down

Tell this to people they will laugh out loud

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280 Your mom's so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does
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1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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