Best Disses Ever

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301 You're so ugly you make your own mom cry
302 You're so ugly that your eyebrows are playing hide and seek now.
303 Let me borrow your face for the weekend cause my ass is going on vacation
304 You're so ugly when people take pictures of your face the camera says error
305 It's impossible for me to look at you because your face kills me, literally.

I said that to a dude in my class and he stop being rude to me.

306 Your mother's so fat that when she wins a race she takes first, second, and third V 1 Comment
307 All girls have the right to be ugly but you abused the privileged
308 You are so fat when you go in the sea and come back everybody shouts tsunami
309 Your mama is so fat, she didn't need that air-bag in her car.

Classic this one is nice

310 Yo mama is so fat her picture is heavy
311 You're so stupid you throw your phone in the air to get air time

Iam dying to use that diss on someone. That is the best diss I have ever heard man. If only we could mine such disses because that is gold.

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312 You're so fat, that when you jumped for joy, you got stuck
313 Your face is so pink when people see it they say let's go get a lollipop
314 What do you call a two faced moon? You
315 You're so ugly, your mom threw you to the dogs as a chew toy V 1 Comment
316 You're so dumb you pissed yourself when you were locked in a toilet
317 One good thing about you, you’re easy to ignore.
318 You're so fat when you went to McDonald's you asked for fries and they asked which size, you said the one on the roof.

That's a lot of French fried potatoes. Better get a beverage

319 People always say that the beauty is on the inside, for you there is none at all.

Because it's original, and funny and a really food diss

320 Whenever you sing it sounds like someones crying V 1 Comment
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1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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