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301 It's impossible for me to look at you because your face kills me, literally.

I said that to a dude in my class and he stop being rude to me.

302 Your mother's so fat that when she wins a race she takes first, second, and third V 1 Comment
303 All girls have the right to be ugly but you abused the privileged
304 You are so fat when you go in the sea and come back everybody shouts tsunami
305 Your mama is so fat, she didn't need that air-bag in her car.

Classic this one is nice

306 Yo mama is so fat her picture is heavy
307 You're so stupid you throw your phone in the air to get air time

Iam dying to use that diss on someone. That is the best diss I have ever heard man. If only we could mine such disses because that is gold.

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308 You're so stupid you tried to drown your goldfish

I got this from the fact that when I was little I literally tried to drown my goldfish

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309 You're so fat, that when you jumped for joy, you got stuck
310 Your face is so pink when people see it they say let's go get a lollipop
311 What do you call a two faced moon? You
312 You're so ugly, your mom threw you to the dogs as a chew toy V 1 Comment
313 You're so dumb you pissed yourself when you were locked in a toilet
314 One good thing about you, you’re easy to ignore.
315 You're so fat when you went to McDonald's you asked for fries and they asked which size, you said the one on the roof.

That's a lot of French fried potatoes. Better get a beverage

316 People always say that the beauty is on the inside, for you there is none at all.

Because it's original, and funny and a really food diss

317 Whenever you sing it sounds like someones crying V 1 Comment
318 Your mums so fat she needs a helicopter to take her picture

I don't really get it. Listen, your so fat about a year a go I took a picture of you and it is still printing

Does not make sense whoever wrote this sorry but it is so true

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319 Your mama is so fat she makes Precious look like a model V 2 Comments
320 You're so ugly even God rejects you

Shut up, just shut up. I hope your mom is proud of you for being a racist loser

That's so wrong learn some meaners

That's offensive don't talk about god talk yourself

Plain suck this post is asinine

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Top Remixes (35)

1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

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