Best Disses Evercleverclogs0 Here are very good disses and insults, hope you like them.
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I think that a good diss
I have heard that 1 before but it still made me laugh.
Best diss ever I used it In a dissing competition and I ended up winning
Amzing such greatness I'm gonna cry NOICE - DissKid59V 39 Comments
If the spelling is incorrect please correct it but killer diss wow
This is awesome!
That's so funny! Who ever came up with this one is a genius!
lolV 34 Comments
So funny- I can't get over it laugh out loud
WOW how clever not. You well if your doing disses like this we might as well insult people using knock-knock jokes
I hope you get this one. - cleverclogs0
I will disses someone thisV 19 Comments
Laugh out loud! I HATE Justin Bieber!
Laugh out loud I hate Justin Bieber this put a smile to ma face ;)x
Everyone should really use this
I used this so funnyV 68 Comments
Boy you thought your funny your sweet as honey
That is a swag dis
Your face is so ugly that if being ugly was a crime you would be the first one to get arrested
So funnyV 120 Comments
Wicked ha ha laugh out loud
Laugh out loud I used this on a bully at school! He actually reported me laugh out loud
Haha that one caught me off guard.
Lol this was so funny I laughed so hard when I was in English class the I got my phone confiscatetedV 45 Comments
It means you bought the phone service but sold your phone.
I don't get this
So funny I forgot to laugh
so cringeV 17 Comments
I laughed for a long time. I told that to somone, and I got slapped, but eh, it's still funny
This is good. The guys at school shut afterwards
Very funny laugh out loud
Very funnyV 57 Comments
Holy crap, this is so awesome! Thank you so much for making my day! =D
Could also be: you're so ugly One Direction went the other direction
They are all cool
My brother actually made is up before we even saw itV 46 Comments
This just might be the lamest joke I have ever heard and by far the oldest joke... Dude get a life seriously...
This is older than your nana
You two have to respond
lolV 23 Comments
That one isn't that good
This one is rubbish
Rubbish worst I cood make abetter one than that
Bad and boring jeeV 42 Comments
I don't get this its so wack
If you don't get this diss. It is basically trying to tell us that the mama couldn't find a seat which she could fit in, but she said on all the seats. That is how she sits next to everybody.
If everyone was sitting next to her and she was sitting on all the seats where did all the others sit? :-
Ummm...I have a way better one man, Yo mama so fat that when she went past your window the whole fof earth didn't see the sun for daysV 16 Comments
This is not funny
Accept your mama knowing her 12 times table she counting how many condoms she will use today
Not so funny I can make a better one here yo mama so dumb she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
I have a better one when your stuck in a hole that's the only one you can get
LameV 22 Comments
Should of been "yo momma so sweaty she caused a flash flood
Stupidest lamest joke ever
No that is jokes
Is a really good cuss
I liked it
Lol, good joke for a science class
Some of you need to learn your spelling and grammar
Lol that's the funniest thing I ever heard
sickV 6 Comments
I was laughing so much my grandma thought I was crying
Your so fat that when you were taking your passport picture it was still printing
LOL I will use this on my friend and see how he responds
Let love this one so muchV 20 Comments
You are so poor I was on my way home from work and kicked a stone and just then your mom fell out saying who is knocking
This os the most stupidest joke I have ever heard! Get a life idiot
We'll this ain't a good one
Wow how the hell is this even a diss like reallyV 86 Comments
Its ok but if your trying to be mean to the person why don't you say instead you don't need internet because your already world wide or something like that because it would be horrible to say something like that to there mum its not like you would like it
I made a guy cry like this but really its a little to mean and really don't recommend you using this except if your in a dire need of a good comeback or if you you just want to get the upper hand a a fight. It would be better if it was directed to th person who you were dissing or cussing (whichever one you prefer)
Nice sick, really ice!
I can say that to my haterz
Its somethings to get in someones face
greatV 40 Comments
Yo man listen to my cuss your so fat that when I was watching the titanic and you walked past I missed the whole thing
This was really funny
Said this to my mate, laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud
dang boyV 34 Comments
Best good one
That is so funny
Ha haV 21 Comments
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Top Remixes (38)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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