Best Disses Ever


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401 Let me borrow your face for the weekend cause my ass is going on vacation
402 Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you will find a brain back there
403 When people see your face they go legally blind!
404 You're so fat that you look fat. V 2 Comments
405 People in the 80s were so happy because you weren't born yet

That was so good

V 2 Comments
406 You are so fat that you block out the sun and cause global cooling.
407 Your lips are so dry you can make fire just by rubbing them
408 Yo mama is so fat cops use her for a roadblock
409 You look like a bump on the street
410 When the police saw your face, they arrested you for public nudity. V 1 Comment
411 I went in to your house and saw 3 dogs. I couldn't tell which one was you, your mom, or your dad
412 You're so old your first Christmas was the first Christmas

Whats wrong bout that

413 Why did you steal slender man's face
414 You are ugly
415 Yo daddy is fatter than yo mama
416 You're so fat by the time you turn around its not your b-day it's the end of the world
417 The probability of you beating me up is the probability of your dad using the condom properly
418 Do you have a phone? I don't think so because your parents don't have the money

Lol you made my day

419 Your house is so small that every time you ring the door bell, the toilet flushes.

This is so funny. I can just imagine it actually happening.

This is amazing! I'm gonna use this! This should be number 1!

So cool! Where do you get this from? I'm gonna use this


V 15 Comments
420 Your mum is so fat, when she tried to commit suicide between two cliffs, she got stuck.

That's funny but not the best I ever heard

That's so funny laugh out loud make that into a film laugh out loud

I feel sorry for those cliffs

How did she even get off the ground

V 31 Comments
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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

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