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401 Yo mama's so dumb, Google can't even give a definition of her.

When u try and pull a girl she tries to commit suicide because there is no one uglier than u

402 Your lips are so dry, even Vaseline gave up on you
403 You're so fat when you met Big Daddy he thought he was slim
404 Your face is the main cause of deforestation
405 You have so many warts, your face spells ugly in braille
406 You're so fat that the only NBA team you know are the Denver Nuggets
407 I would slap you but I wouldn't wanna get slut all over my hand
408 Your mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Your so stupid when you heard the word "stupid" you said "that's my name"

409 Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you will find a brain back there
410 When people see your face they go legally blind!
411 You're so fat that you look fat. V 2 Comments
412 People in the 80s were so happy because you weren't born yet

That was so good

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413 You are so fat that you block out the sun and cause global cooling.
414 Your lips are so dry you can make fire just by rubbing them
415 Yo mama is so fat cops use her for a roadblock
416 You look like a bump on the street
417 When the police saw your face, they arrested you for public nudity. V 1 Comment
418 I went in to your house and saw 3 dogs. I couldn't tell which one was you, your mom, or your dad
419 You're so old your first Christmas was the first Christmas

Whats wrong bout that

420 Why did you steal slender man's face
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1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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