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401 Your mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Your so stupid when you heard the word "stupid" you said "that's my name"

402 You're so fat your splash attack causes damage
403 Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you will find a brain back there
404 When people see your face they go legally blind!
405 You're so fat that you look fat. V 2 Comments
406 People in the 80s were so happy because you weren't born yet

That was so good

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407 You are so fat that you block out the sun and cause global cooling.
408 Your lips are so dry you can make fire just by rubbing them
409 Yo mama is so fat cops use her for a roadblock
410 You look like a bump on the street
411 When the police saw your face, they arrested you for public nudity. V 1 Comment
412 I went in to your house and saw 3 dogs. I couldn't tell which one was you, your mom, or your dad
413 You're so old your first Christmas was the first Christmas

Whats wrong bout that

414 Why did you steal slender man's face
415 You are ugly
416 Yo daddy is fatter than yo mama
417 You're so fat by the time you turn around its not your b-day it's the end of the world
418 The probability of you beating me up is the probability of your dad using the condom properly
419 Do you have a phone? I don't think so because your parents don't have the money

Lol you made my day

420 Your house is so small that every time you ring the door bell, the toilet flushes.

This is so funny. I can just imagine it actually happening.

This is amazing! I'm gonna use this! This should be number 1!

So cool! Where do you get this from? I'm gonna use this


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1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

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