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421 Your mum is so fat, when she tried to commit suicide between two cliffs, she got stuck.

That's funny but not the best I ever heard

That's so funny laugh out loud make that into a film laugh out loud

I feel sorry for those cliffs

How did she even get off the ground

V 31 Comments
422 You're so ugly when you went to the ugly contest they said "no professionals."

Nice gonna use it today. Its a very good one. It should be at the top of the list.

Haha I used this already but still funny

This diss just tops it off I was LMFAO


V 73 Comments
423 You're so bored with your life, you're reading this.

Umm... Actually.. You were reading this page too...

You're so ugly your face looked like a butt cheek after a liposuction - LaST_LiGHT

Um.. Some people are trying to get funny comebacks so that they can use them on other people! And you said we're so bored because we're reading this that must mean your bored. Not funny at all, so lame!

Who ever wrote this is board with there life that's why they wrote it and they had the idea

You created the page you idiot that means your life stinks the most, infact I think you that this is the only thing you did Al day looser. Lame!

Very Funny

V 111 Comments
424 You're so stupid you stole a free sample.

Laugh out loud it's the best ever

Haha laugh out loud

Ha ha that made me laugh so hard

Funny, LOL

V 33 Comments
425 You're so ugly that when you were born your dad looked at your mom and said "what a waste of sperm."

It was so funny, me and my friends were having a dis contest and I used this one and that shut them all up


Nice diss going 2 use that

Thanks that's funny.
Laugh out loud hhj

V 39 Comments
426 You are the reason why Hitler was born.

You guys must be dumb to find it funny that people die honestly, you've got a brain of a pre-mature baby

This is jokes man were did you get this from! :) laugh out loud!

This is what you call laugh out loud


V 48 Comments
427 You're the reason why the Titanic sank

Laugh out loud I used to say this all the time!

If bricks were ugliness you would be the Great Wall of China

Laugh out loud awesome so funny I used it on my friend and he started to cry

Love this diss

V 23 Comments
428 You're so fat that when you went to Safeway it was not safe anymore

Laugh out loud that's actually a good diss

This joke is so old I used it while I was riding my pet dinosaur...

Stupid who came up with that

Awesome ends in ME and ugly starts with U

V 7 Comments
429 You're so fat you began world hunger V 2 Comments
430 Your mum so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol V 2 Comments
431 You're so stupid when you made a mistake on the computer you used white out

Cool diss laugh out loud

Heres a good one your momma so poor when she saw 1 penny on the floor she shouted I'm RICH!

I laughed for a few minutes after reading this.


V 11 Comments
432 Your momma's so dumb, that when she was on an airplane she jumped out because she thought she could fly!

That is so stupid when did she see a person fly

433 You're so ugly when you went to the shop with your mother she said stay in the car and never came back.
434 Your mamas so old she owes Einstein a haircut. V 1 Comment
435 You are so ugly even your mom had to skip town

You're sure to win a dissing contest

436 Your mum is so ugly she walked in to the bank and they turned the cameras off.
437 You're so stupid you booked an appointment with Dr. Pepper

I lagged so hard I almost actually I did pee my self

438 You're so fat when you walk outside in a blue dress the people shout "the sky is falling!"

Ha ha that's funny but you know my grandma can do better

V 2 Comments
439 You look like a professional blind date
440 You were born at home, but when your mother saw you she went to the hospital V 1 Comment
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2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
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