Best Disses Ever

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461 Shut up you will never be the man your mother is.

You will never be the man your mother was

For "YO MAMA" jokes.!

462 Oh I'm sorry I don't understand, I don't speak idiot V 1 Comment
463 Hey Halloween is over, take off your mask.

I don't get why you need a mask your face is already scary

464 You're so fat when you went out in a red coat people started to get their oyster cards out
465 You're so fat when you walk your mom says where's the black hole

Or, your so dark when u went to night school they marked u absent

466 You're so dumb you climbed over a glass wall to see what is on the other side

It's the best diss ever! I said it at school and people loved it!

V 1 Comment
467 Your mom's so fat that not even Naruto could believe it V 2 Comments
468 You're so ugly NASA declared you an alien

Lol why social studies

469 Yo mama so stupid that when she came to a stop sign, she waited for it to say go.

Why do you get jokes from yo mama just make your own

how perfectly sad this is stupid!

470 You're so stupid that when people stand close enough to your head they can hear the ocean
471 Your mom is so fat when she climbed into a monster truck, it became a low rider
472 Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason why Sonic runs fast.
473 Yo mama is so stupid that when her computer said, "Press any key.", she couldn't find the "any" key

What a funny diss

BEST DISS EVER WELL don't BEST BUT FUNNY laugh out loud :)! 11

This is so funny how could she not know what any key is

SEXY ARSE

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474 Yo mama is so poor that she couldn't afford to pay a visit

The Idiot forgot to check if there was a diss like this. And there is one on page 1 or 2 I think but I just read it and it is there

That is so crap

Some people are actually poor and I hate the one about the African people. I nearly cried it was so offensive. ok I didn't but you should really delete that one

Don't put peoples momas in this

V 12 Comments
475 No wonder they shot at Bin Laden, you were standing in front of him. Why didn't they shoot you. V 1 Comment
476 You're so ugly even Voldemort couldn't say your name
477 Your momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said get the hell off me
478 You're so bald when you had a shower you washed your brain
479 Your mum's so fat, you could see her on Google Maps when it was fully zoomed out
480 You're so ugly you make beastly look like a god
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1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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