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Best good one
That is so funny
Love this one!
epicV 19 Comments
That was nice I kno a lot of people with dry lips I could say that to lots of peeps I was laughing out loud (lo-l) it made me laugh a lot swear it is gonna be used on lots of people... Srry for the long note
I was eating cereal when I red this
I tried this on one of my friends and everyone was laughing you should try it it is amazing to do to other people my name is joshua and my brother keenan thanks
Oh my gosh that was so dumb.V 26 Comments
Laugh out loud this is the funniest/dopiest diss ever and that's why I love it
Awesome diss used this on the school bully and he ran away bawling
I love this one. I am definitely going to have to use it
That is funny S-xTV 14 Comments
It is really funny. It is really funny. I'll use it on a friend of mine and see what he thinks. I laughed at it really hard!
Classic dude really classic, I'm using that one
It's really funny. Il try it on my cousin see what he thinks
Lol using thisV 33 Comments
That Is cool I'm gonna say it to someone
That's jokes blad the best one ever!
I rate this as #1
haha #1V 27 Comments
Lol so funny even my nan fort it was funny
So going to burn the eighth graders with this
Ouuufff burned du trenger brannvesenet jeg ringerV 5 Comments
Funniest joke ever I'm gonna use it
This is the only one that made me laugh others made me smile
My big sister said shew were it's funny!
I’ve heard better, but dis one is goood!V 22 Comments
It is not that good you can try harder something like this your so ugly that when Taylor swift saw you she wrote a song about how ugly you are
Is that why it keeps coming in a bigger size
Listen for whoever wrote this, everyone has a mom now get a life
Lol this is sick I’m gonna use itV 16 Comments
Good one 1000 1000
Heres another one, your mum is so fat that when she went to the doctor to weigh herself the doctor said holy crap that's my phone number
This one is a-mazing!
That Is One of The Best Disses I've Ever Heard 3000%V 27 Comments
The way you are so tall when you drink milk it expires on the way
I'm so tall well yo so short that u had to stretch up to high 5 yo mate🙄
Best Dis Ever So simple But so funny Can't stop laughing every time I hear it
I love how there are people like: "gonna use it today", "saved me from a couple of wedgies". People actually think this is useful. I like randomly dissing but if someone is bullying you, don't diss them and " get saved from 2 wedgies and a beating", just punch them in the face, beat them to the ground, stomp them and then choke them and put your fingers up their nostrils until they bleed
Amazing. That is a reall good joke
That is so dope litV 75 Comments
It's so obvious but cool at the same time laugh out loud
One of my friends use this in a comic she was writing.I read it then and its still funny
This is from diary of a wimpy kid when greg was making a comic
I love this oneV 22 Comments
Worst one yet
I don't get it..
I’m not getting it
That's a good one but could be better
Good but could be better
You try to make yourself cool by opening a bubble gum with a ocup
NiceV 1 Comment
That is teribl
You can go foK urself
That's not nice at all
Ree so triggered ahhh. Oh wait my dads jimmy savilleV 51 Comments
Jokes carry on making more cause that joke was sick
Best one yet. I used it and loved it.
Best joke ever. I rate U.
GodV 10 Comments
This joke is so three thousand and lateIn fact it I'd seriously boring
Answer the question how can my reflection run away from me. Keep putting lame things like this I'm gonna make a link with an actual website a BETTER one.
It has no were to run if you close the door
This is a sick dissV 19 Comments
I think this should be added because it is funny and it is a classic!
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Top Remixes (38)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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