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That was nice I kno a lot of people with dry lips I could say that to lots of peeps I was laughing out loud (lo-l) it made me laugh a lot swear it is gonna be used on lots of people... Srry for the long note
I was eating cereal when I red this
I tried this on one of my friends and everyone was laughing you should try it it is amazing to do to other people my name is joshua and my brother keenan thanks
Wow this funny lolV 25 Comments
That was an awesome diss got to use that one
Very funny but I don't think blind kids would really like it... It would be quite offensive to them...
What a diss if you don't vote for this you suck like a rotten egg man, nice diss bro nice
Good one gonna use this!V 30 Comments
Laugh out loud this is the funniest/dopiest diss ever and that's why I love it
Awesome diss used this on the school bully and he ran away bawling
I love this one. I am definitely going to have to use it
That is funny S-xTV 14 Comments
Funniest joke ever I'm gonna use it
This is the only one that made me laugh others made me smile
My big sister said shew were it's funny!
LolV 21 Comments
That Is cool I'm gonna say it to someone
That's jokes blad the best one ever!
I rate this as #1
AmazingV 26 Comments
It is really funny. It is really funny. I'll use it on a friend of mine and see what he thinks. I laughed at it really hard!
Classic dude really classic, I'm using that one
It's really funny. Il try it on my cousin see what he thinks
Nice but I think this is a bit oldV 32 Comments
Best good one
That is so funny
BEST. ONE. EVER.V 15 Comments
It is not that good you can try harder something like this your so ugly that when Taylor swift saw you she wrote a song about how ugly you are
Is that why it keeps coming in a bigger size
Listen for whoever wrote this, everyone has a mom now get a life
This is from crainerV 14 Comments
Good one 1000 1000
Heres another one, your mum is so fat that when she went to the doctor to weigh herself the doctor said holy crap that's my phone number
This one is a-mazing!
That Is One of The Best Disses I've Ever Heard 3000%V 27 Comments
So going to burn the eighth graders with this
NOT SO FUNNY
Your so ugly that they made a song trap trap in the bando I don't wanna look like
It's so obvious but cool at the same time laugh out loud
One of my friends use this in a comic she was writing.I read it then and its still funny
This is from diary of a wimpy kid when greg was making a comic
I love this oneV 22 Comments
The way you are so tall when you drink milk it expires on the way
I'm so tall well yo so short that u had to stretch up to high 5 yo mate🙄
That is teribl
You can go foK urself
That's not nice at all
Well played. - BillTedmanV 48 Comments
Worst one yet
I don't get it..
That's a good one but could be better
Good but could be better
You try to make yourself cool by opening a bubble gum with a ocup
This joke is so three thousand and lateIn fact it I'd seriously boring
Answer the question how can my reflection run away from me. Keep putting lame things like this I'm gonna make a link with an actual website a BETTER one.
It has no were to run if you close the door
This is a sick dissV 19 Comments
Jokes carry on making more cause that joke was sick
Best one yet. I used it and loved it.
Best joke ever. I rate U.
GodV 10 Comments
It will teach them not to mess with u.. very shameful spectacular diss
Lol so funny I used this on a kid in my school and he left the school
Hey people that make these things are hilarious!
HAHA love this oneV 11 Comments
This is quite good ill use it
Say that to a bully and they'll learn to get a life
Best diss so far
Wow I told the principal that I was killedV 21 Comments
I like the rest of the jokes well some cause the rest are a porling but this to offensive and god will be disappointed in you for this cruel nasty outrageous joke
You really need to be careful about the disses you make it might be offensive to someones religion or their country
Dude, not cool... you don't make fun of other people's religions
You're so ugly, when Jesus was resurrected he took one look at you and said, "no thanks," then returned to his tomb. - BillTedmanV 39 Comments
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Top Remixes (35)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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