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61 Ask your mom what her biggest mistake was she will say it was you

This is quite good ill use it

Say that to a bully and they'll learn to get a life

Best diss so far

Isn't the best because you can do real good comebacks

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62 The reason the word "ugly" was made was to describe you

It will teach them not to mess with u.. very shameful spectacular diss

Lol so funny I used this on a kid in my school and he left the school

Hey people that make these things are hilarious!

HAHA love this one

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63 You're so ugly when God saw you he was confused if it was Halloween or Christmas

I like the rest of the jokes well some cause the rest are a porling but this to offensive and god will be disappointed in you for this cruel nasty outrageous joke

You really need to be careful about the disses you make it might be offensive to someones religion or their country

Dude, not cool... you don't make fun of other people's religions

It made me red

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64 You have more issues than a magazine stand

That's so funny it shows you talk a lot

This is a really cool joke. I've never heard anything like this! I am so going to use this! Thanks

Clever and so true 4 some people


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65 You are so dumb you tried to climb Mountain Dew

Aha this one's good why doesn't it have more likes? Come on people! - Chazing11

Cool but maybe you should try something like roses are red violets are blue I thought I was ugly till I saw you

This joke is good but not really good

Love it

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66 Your mama is so fat her clothes come in 3 sizes... extra large, jumbo and, OMG it's coming towards us!

That's just too Funny! -Wambles-

Laugh out loud that's so funny

It's not that good try something like your so ugly that Taylor swift said o my god look at that face you look likes next mistake


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67 You're so stupid that when you rob a bank, you take the money from your own bank account

Laugh out loud... That was awesome.. PLEASE GET THIS TO NUMBER ONE.

Troll that is epic

Sick diss I love it # epic diss


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68 I'm straighter than the pole your mum dances on.

A lot of my friends call me gay so this make me feel more secure about myself. Thank you so much

Lol, definitely will use this when people call me gay

This is a good one when someone calls you gay


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69 You're so ugly your mom feeds you with a slingshot

Amazing insult. I will definitely use that

Great disses I have one you you are so ugly your parents play rock paper siccors to kiss you good night

Laugh out loud definitely using this

That's what I call dis

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70 When you were born your parents didn't know whether to put you in a cradle or a cage

It is rubbish! :@

That cuss broke my heart and I don't wanna hear it again because it happened to my bro laugh out loud

Boring who reads this stuff and the others are bring too I hate reading these disses they are the most rudest most boring things to read in the entire world.


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71 Your momma's do fat when she turned around it was her birthday

You just hide behind her and you don't have to give her presents. I'M A GENIUS!

Great diss use it pretty often comes in handy at times

The way your bum is herry you need a gips to find your hole


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72 You probably weigh more than your IQ.

Must way 1 pound = IQ = negative 5,000,000+

All the other ones are dry this one is calm though

What best diss ever

I saw you under the bed teaching cockroachs how to play rugby with rice

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73 That joke is so old I heard it when I was riding on my pet dinosaur

And the other person should say back: "I knew you were old because of the wrinkles but not that old"

Last time I heard that joke I fell off my dinosaur...

Ya but you were not alive at the time

Wow awesome

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74 You're so fat drugs can't get you high.

Sucks its supposed to be your moma so tiny when she smokes weed she can't even get high

Laugh out loud for certain someones that is tr

You are on drugs idiot.

Made me lauph

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75 Your mama so fat when her ass finally enters the room her stomach has already left

Your moms so stupid when I told her to act her own age she died!

That's such a good diss me and my friend loled for so long
I love this website I go on it every day laugh out loud written by sahara who is 12

This one is not very good

Your mamma don't brush her hair with a comb she brushes it with a rake

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76 Your mama so poor she was kicking a tin can down the street and I asked her what she is doing and she said she is moving

Laugh out loud...GOOD 1

Y are all the jokes abt the moms?...

Said this to my cousin they cried for like ever

I liked it but... um.., IT WAS THE BESTT

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77 Your mama so fat she fell down the stairs without moving.

That is some bad man diss!

I actually thought this one was quite funny, it depends on if you get it or not

The way your so dumb you put your face in a book and call it Facebook

For shore that has happened to you

You are so ugly that your mom does pancakes for Christmas
that is more like it so your boring Disses some are nice some bad thank you but some times do much better boy or girl bye bye!

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78 You're so poor when I stepped on a cigarette you said who turned out the lights

Swag know that's what you call a diss laugh out loud

Damn this is a awesome diss, gonna use this to diss my enemies

#AWESOME! I totally love this one!

Oh jeese those dissen are genius, but you don't vind a ciggarete at your house on the floor; Or am I wrong?

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79 You're so ugly, you made Chucky look hot.

My friend and I are always looking for good Chucky jokes and this one is perfect! Laugh out loud! I laughed so hard and told everyone. Use this on ALL your enemies! It works! I promise! It makes them stop dead in their tracks and cry!

Thanks for that. The only problem is that Ruby probably doesn't know what Chuchy is. Oh, or that he's really ugly. :D

It's one of them jokes that u don't understand at first but read again and you CRACK up!

This is the best joke I have ever heard! so cool and this comes from a 12 year old girl so so so SO FUNNY I AM CRYING AS I LAUGH HAHA

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80 You're so fat that even Fat Bastard said you are fat

This is so stupid and offensive, you should go to the mall they have lives go get one low life.

That's rubbish. This is better. You're so fat when God created the sun, he told you to move out of the way

Go and fock your mom

Mad props - BillTedman

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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

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