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That's so funny it shows you talk a lot
This is a really cool joke. I've never heard anything like this! I am so going to use this! Thanks
Clever and so true 4 some people
LitV 9 Comments
That's just too Funny! -Wambles-
Laugh out loud that's so funny
It's not that good try something like your so ugly that Taylor swift said o my god look at that face you look likes next mistake
You are darker than blackV 10 Comments
Aha this one's good why doesn't it have more likes? Come on people! - Chazing11
Cool but maybe you should try something like roses are red violets are blue I thought I was ugly till I saw you
This joke is good but not really good
I cried of laughter when I saw thisV 15 Comments
Must way 1 pound = IQ = negative 5,000,000+
All the other ones are dry this one is calm though
What best diss ever
I saw you under the bed teaching cockroachs how to play rugby with riceV 3 Comments
Sucks its supposed to be your moma so tiny when she smokes weed she can't even get high
Laugh out loud for certain someones that is tr
You are on drugs idiot.
Made me lauphV 8 Comments
A lot of my friends call me gay so this make me feel more secure about myself. Thank you so much
This is a good one when someone calls you gay
I use this on occasions where people call me gay and it works
Damn.V 15 Comments
Amazing insult. I will definitely use that
Great disses I have one you you are so ugly your parents play rock paper siccors to kiss you good night
Laugh out loud definitely using this
That's what I call disV 11 Comments
You just hide behind her and you don't have to give her presents. I'M A GENIUS!
Great diss use it pretty often comes in handy at times
The way your bum is herry you need a gips to find your hole
CrapV 11 Comments
It is rubbish! :@
That cuss broke my heart and I don't wanna hear it again because it happened to my bro laugh out loud
Boring who reads this stuff and the others are bring too I hate reading these disses they are the most rudest most boring things to read in the entire world.
awesomeV 6 Comments
Your moms so stupid when I told her to act her own age she died!
That's such a good diss me and my friend loled for so long
I love this website I go on it every day laugh out loud written by sahara who is 12
This one is not very good
Your mamma don't brush her hair with a comb she brushes it with a rakeV 19 Comments
That is some bad man diss!
I actually thought this one was quite funny, it depends on if you get it or not
The way your so dumb you put your face in a book and call it Facebook
For shore that has happened to you
What did she floatV 9 Comments
This is so stupid and offensive, you should go to the mall they have lives go get one low life.
Go and fock your mom
That's rubbish. This is better. You're so fat when God created the sun, he told you to move out of the way
Mad props - BillTedmanV 14 Comments
I think it should say "your so fat" at the beggining but good diss
Laugh out loud here is another you so fat when you were a yellow raincoat their are ladies on the side of the road shouting "taxi! "
That is a killer I am so going to use that diss it rocks
I think your trying to say that Your so jelous the sunV 13 Comments
And the other person should say back: "I knew you were old because of the wrinkles but not that old"
Last time I heard that joke I fell off my dinosaur...
Ya but you were not alive at the time
This joke is so old, I once heard Jesus tell it. - BillTedmanV 22 Comments
Laugh out loud...GOOD 1
Y are all the jokes abt the moms?...
Said this to my cousin they cried for like ever
Meh okayV 7 Comments
This is an awesome diss I said it to my enemy and it made cry
I don't get it :-i
Its funny because I have a friend with big eyes and I wanna say this to him laugh out loud
The way your eyes are so big you can count those pieces of sugarV 5 Comments
Swag know that's what you call a diss laugh out loud
Damn this is a awesome diss, gonna use this to diss my enemies
#AWESOME! I totally love this one!
Its should be you're so poor when I stepped on a cigarette you said hey that was my air conditionerV 14 Comments
What a mad joke
Probably because the aero plane fell
Poor passenger probably missed their destination
I legit just died laughingV 14 Comments
I've got a good one
If someone asks if you can take a joke you say"no that's why I can't take you! "
This joke is really funny
Love this diss its hilarious
Sick jokeV 6 Comments
My friend and I are always looking for good Chucky jokes and this one is perfect! Laugh out loud! I laughed so hard and told everyone. Use this on ALL your enemies! It works! I promise! It makes them stop dead in their tracks and cry!
Thanks for that. The only problem is that Ruby probably doesn't know what Chuchy is. Oh, or that he's really ugly. :D
It's one of them jokes that u don't understand at first but read again and you CRACK up!
Ha lol you made ma mates laughV 11 Comments
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Top Remixes (35)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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