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I think it should say "your so fat" at the beggining but good diss
Laugh out loud here is another you so fat when you were a yellow raincoat their are ladies on the side of the road shouting "taxi! "
That is a killer I am so going to use that diss it rocks
I think your trying to say that Your so jelous the sunV 13 Comments
Why would you look at someone's bum
Then wouldn't we all be dead because your body must be twice as big as your bum (moon) so wouldn't we run out of oxygen or get squished? 10 year old said this.
Its not that funny but iits good
Hahaaha gonna use this cause my friends diss me but now their turnV 8 Comments
Your mother is like a cane field man just want to break and suck in she
But not if you had your mouth closed
Wow that is such a joke
Haha ha so funny but still you can't do it with your mouth closed😋V 9 Comments
What a mad joke
Poor passenger probably missed their destination
I legit just died laughing
THis one is so funnyV 14 Comments
This is an awesome diss I said it to my enemy and it made cry
I don't get it :-i
Its funny because I have a friend with big eyes and I wanna say this to him laugh out loud
The way your eyes are so big you can count those pieces of sugarV 5 Comments
No. 100 should be higher up
Awesome laugh out loud
This is going to help me in school with those bullies
LolV 6 Comments
This was so funny I was crying and I almost died of cardiac arrest
Its laugh out loud
You could've just said fork and it would be just as bad.
Not that goodV 8 Comments
It is racist it will get you in trouble
As I said people ned to be careful of what they use as disses
Very good diss and yes he is allowed to say white because there stupid flipping disses about black people and everyone laughed this is funny there should be more like this
Very racist astagfiruallahV 23 Comments
I've got a good one
If someone asks if you can take a joke you say"no that's why I can't take you! "
This joke is really funny
Love this diss its hilarious
Sick jokeV 6 Comments
Not really I'm just writting them down so I could say it to some of the bullies that bully me
You say were bored with our life's when it's you that made the post... By the way your just as bored with your life because you read this too...:) get a life bro
I know this should affect me... but u do know you're the ones searching for his disses and it is probably just a joke! Cool down
Yes lolV 25 Comments
This is hilarious it made me crack up
I'm using did fr sure. Get it, did.
So old if you never heard it well...
Well that's oppositeV 15 Comments
This is funny but it needs more spice laugh out loud
Here is another one your so fat that when u stepped on a scale the doctor said oh that's my phone number.
This is the funniest diss I've ever heard
Lol listen to this ''i know your two faced at least make one of them pretty!V 5 Comments
You should start to think before you talk some people are really poor and can't even afford to look after there kids be happy that you have parents but I guess if they had the choice they would have taking you to the park and accidentally on purpose forgot you there... This is just the beginning if you continue I will hunt you down and make you suffer...
Get a life, I don't see whats funny there, sleep when you get bored because your disses are just lame and wack.
Again, some people are poor and this is for some people, a real issue so leave poor people alone
Anti-jokes at their finest. Bravo! - BillTedmanV 25 Comments
I think this was crap it won even funny
It means that your tall, which is a good thing
Laugh out loud I can't stop laughing!
hahaV 9 Comments
How did she get in?
She's fat enough to get into the shower
Bcus her belly's in the way?
U think U now everything but are U Google huhV 9 Comments
Best should be number one!
Used it and made a guy shut up
Sad but hilarious. How on earth did you think about that
Yo momma's so old and fat, she was Noah's inspiration for building the Ark. - BillTedman
That joke came usefulV 5 Comments
Ha! That awesome bro I'm totally gonna use it!
Laugh out loud comedy gold
That was so awesome Loved it! Hilarious!
That is coolV 10 Comments
Nice one but did you get that one from your mom
Here's another diss. Your teeth are so yellow they make Gold look cheap
Screw you guys am going home
I don't understandV 3 Comments
This one is lame. How about trying something better000. I definitely wont use this one at all
This one sucks laugh out loud
This has got to be the lamest one. Seriously? Why do a lot of the jokes on this list suck? No creativity.
Super good. Best Swaggy Joke EVARR. YOU ARE MY HERO WHOEVER MADE THIS, SUPER SwaGGGYLiOUSV 37 Comments
Diss one is so funny
That shows how fat you are
I will use that
lolV 4 Comments
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Top Remixes (38)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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