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Your mother is like a cane field man just want to break and suck in she
But not if you had your mouth closed
Wow that is such a joke
Haha ha so funny but still you can't do it with your mouth closed😋V 9 Comments
No. 100 should be higher up
Awesome laugh out loud
This is going to help me in school with those bullies
LolV 6 Comments
I've got a good one
If someone asks if you can take a joke you say"no that's why I can't take you! "
This joke is really funny
Love this diss its hilarious
Sick jokeV 6 Comments
You should start to think before you talk some people are really poor and can't even afford to look after there kids be happy that you have parents but I guess if they had the choice they would have taking you to the park and accidentally on purpose forgot you there... This is just the beginning if you continue I will hunt you down and make you suffer...
Get a life, I don't see whats funny there, sleep when you get bored because your disses are just lame and wack.
Again, some people are poor and this is for some people, a real issue so leave poor people alone
Anti-jokes at their finest. Bravo! - BillTedmanV 25 Comments
Not really I'm just writting them down so I could say it to some of the bullies that bully me
You say were bored with our life's when it's you that made the post... By the way your just as bored with your life because you read this too...:) get a life bro
I know this should affect me... but u do know you're the ones searching for his disses and it is probably just a joke! Cool down
Yes lolV 25 Comments
This was so funny I was crying and I almost died of cardiac arrest
Its laugh out loud
You could've just said fork and it would be just as bad.
Not that goodV 8 Comments
I think this was crap it won even funny
It means that your tall, which is a good thing
Laugh out loud I can't stop laughing!
hahaV 9 Comments
It is racist it will get you in trouble
As I said people ned to be careful of what they use as disses
Dude, this is so racist and maybe start to think of better, less offensive jokes.
Very racist astagfiruallahV 23 Comments
This is funny but it needs more spice laugh out loud
Here is another one your so fat that when u stepped on a scale the doctor said oh that's my phone number.
This is the funniest diss I've ever heard
Lol listen to this ''i know your two faced at least make one of them pretty!V 5 Comments
This is hilarious it made me crack up
I'm using did fr sure. Get it, did.
So old if you never heard it well...
Well that's oppositeV 15 Comments
How did she get in?
She's fat enough to get into the shower
Bcus her belly's in the way?
Good sizeV 8 Comments
Diss one is so funny
That shows how fat you are
I will use that
lolV 4 Comments
I love this diss but hear this one you are so ugly your mom put a pic of you and put on the gate and rote be awa of the dog
Wicked I used it on my friend and she backed out straight after
You lyf NYC one
Great one keep it up!V 393 Comments
Best should be number one!
Used it and made a guy shut up
Sad but hilarious. How on earth did you think about that
Yo momma's so old and fat, she was Noah's inspiration for building the Ark. - BillTedman
Because he got from you hahaaV 4 Comments
Me and my friend made a really funny one you are so fat when you went swimming the whales all jumped up and sang we are family even though your fatter than me
Nice diss, we laugh so hard!
Laugh out loud I said that to my friend he started crying
You're so fat that when you jump the San Andreas fault Line goes offV 10 Comments
This one is lame. How about trying something better000. I definitely wont use this one at all
This one sucks laugh out loud
This has got to be the lamest one. Seriously? Why do a lot of the jokes on this list suck? No creativity.
Super good. Best Swaggy Joke EVARR. YOU ARE MY HERO WHOEVER MADE THIS, SUPER SwaGGGYLiOUSV 37 Comments
The guy yelled taxi because your teeth are yellow, and some taxis are yellow (a cab)
I don't get that. Totes lame!
This is totes lame you will think better than that aaa some people don't think
Sick I'm going to a diss compotitionV 8 Comments
Ha! That awesome bro I'm totally gonna use it!
Laugh out loud comedy gold
That was so awesome Loved it! Hilarious!
That is coolV 10 Comments
Gonna use this
In case you want to know why this is so terrible, I just made this up on the spot. - LemonComputer - LemonComputer
I am da one da oneV 2 Comments
This made me Laugh pretty hard I like how you mentioned the protesters to that made it so much better.
This is so funny LOOL
VERY VERY FUNNY. BEST DISS I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY
FunnyV 2 Comments
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Top Remixes (36)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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