Best Disses Ever

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81 Your mama is so poor she can't even afford to help her kids

You should start to think before you talk some people are really poor and can't even afford to look after there kids be happy that you have parents but I guess if they had the choice they would have taking you to the park and accidentally on purpose forgot you there... This is just the beginning if you continue I will hunt you down and make you suffer...

Get a life, I don't see whats funny there, sleep when you get bored because your disses are just lame and wack.

Again, some people are poor and this is for some people, a real issue so leave poor people alone

Anti-jokes at their finest. Bravo! - BillTedman

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82 Your teeth are so yellow, people can just sunbathe by looking at you

Your mother is like a cane field man just want to break and suck in she

But not if you had your mouth closed

Wow that is such a joke

Haha ha so funny but still you can't do it with your mouth closed😋

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83 You're so fat that your bum is two full moons joined together

Why would you look at someone's bum

Then wouldn't we all be dead because your body must be twice as big as your bum (moon) so wouldn't we run out of oxygen or get squished? 10 year old said this.

Its not that funny but iits good

Hahaaha gonna use this cause my friends diss me but now their turn

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84 You're so stupid that when you rob a bank, you take the money from your own bank account

Laugh out loud... That was awesome.. PLEASE GET THIS TO NUMBER ONE.

Troll that is epic

Sick diss I love it # epic diss

This is dope

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85 Your trousers are pulled up so high, even LeBron Lames couldn't dunk in it

I think this was crap it won even funny

It means that your tall, which is a good thing

Laugh out loud I can't stop laughing!

haha

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86 If you're reading this you're probably bored in life

Not really I'm just writting them down so I could say it to some of the bullies that bully me

You say were bored with our life's when it's you that made the post... By the way your just as bored with your life because you read this too...:) get a life bro

I know this should affect me... but u do know you're the ones searching for his disses and it is probably just a joke! Cool down

That's very true

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87 Your mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Superbowl

This was so funny I was crying and I almost died of cardiac arrest

Its laugh out loud

You could've just said fork and it would be just as bad.

Not that good

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88 You're so fat and white that when you went to school people thought it was December

It is racist it will get you in trouble

As I said people ned to be careful of what they use as disses

Dude, this is so racist and maybe start to think of better, less offensive jokes.

Very racist astagfiruallah

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89 I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

No. 100 should be higher up

Awesome laugh out loud

This is going to help me in school with those bullies

Lol

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90 You're so fat that instead of calling a taxi you hired a skip

Diss one is so funny

That shows how fat you are

I will use that

I don't get it

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91 You're so dumb you sit on the T.V. and watch the couch.

This is hilarious it made me crack up

I'm using did fr sure. Get it, did.

So old if you never heard it well...

Well that's opposite

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92 You're so fat that when you stood on the scale the scale said to be continued

This is funny but it needs more spice laugh out loud

Here is another one your so fat that when u stepped on a scale the doctor said oh that's my phone number.

Nobody's talking to you

Lol listen to this ''i know your two faced at least make one of them pretty!

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93 Yo Momma's so stupid, that she's really stupid.

This one is lame. How about trying something better000. I definitely wont use this one at all

This one sucks laugh out loud

This has got to be the lamest one. Seriously? Why do a lot of the jokes on this list suck? No creativity.

Super good. Best Swaggy Joke EVARR. YOU ARE MY HERO WHOEVER MADE THIS, SUPER SwaGGGYLiOUS

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94 Your mother is so fat that when she stepped in the shower her feet didn't get wet

How did she get in?

She's fat enough to get into the shower

Bcus her belly's in the way?

Good size

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95 You're proof that it's possible for people to evolve backwards

Gonna use this

In case you want to know why this is so terrible, I just made this up on the spot. - LemonComputer - LemonComputer

Great

I am da one da one

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96 Whenever an earthquake happens, it's a sign to show that you're walking

Best should be number one!
Used it and made a guy shut up

Sad but hilarious. How on earth did you think about that

Yo momma's so old and fat, she was Noah's inspiration for building the Ark. - BillTedman

Because he got from you hahaa

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97 You're so fat that when you went swimming, the blue whales said come back brother

Me and my friend made a really funny one you are so fat when you went swimming the whales all jumped up and sang we are family even though your fatter than me

Nice diss, we laugh so hard!

Laugh out loud I said that to my friend he started crying

You're so fat that when you jump the San Andreas fault Line goes off

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98 When you opened your mouth a guy yelled out 'taxi'

The guy yelled taxi because your teeth are yellow, and some taxis are yellow (a cab)

I don't get that. Totes lame!

This is totes lame you will think better than that aaa some people don't think

Sick I'm going to a diss compotition

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99 You're so fat you occupy all streets so we don't need protesters

This made me Laugh pretty hard I like how you mentioned the protesters to that made it so much better.

This is so funny LOOL

VERY VERY FUNNY. BEST DISS I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY

Funny

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100 I like you! Why? Because you are fat.

You must live in a bin because all you write is TRASH!

Dude this must have happened to you a few times before and please stop writing a load of crap and get a life... Your so lame even my little sister can think of better insults than you

What is this cuss if I had to cuss someone and they called me ugly do you think I would say I like you because your fat that is the worst cuss ever

Best one - BillTedman

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