Best Disses Ever


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101 I don't even want to to talk to you.

Yeah what I say to everyone every day

That's not a dis


102 Now is not a good time to be silent, you need to tell the plastic surgeon what you want

Its not funny at all dude.

One of the best I've heard

That diss bornd one of my friend


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103 Your teeth are so yellow the sun only represents 0.001% of its yellowness

Here's another diss. Your teeth are so yellow they make Gold look cheap

Nice one but did you get that one from your mom

Screw you guys am going home

I don't understand

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104 You're so stupid, when you threw a rock at the ground, you missed

Ha! That awesome bro I'm totally gonna use it!

Laugh out loud comedy gold

That was so awesome Loved it! Hilarious!

That is cool

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105 You so fat not even Dora can explore you

Its already taken!

Tat ones really good it the person really good try it

This was #1 for the victims mum

Very good joke

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106 Look at your boots! They're starting to grow roots!

What? That sucks!

Funny but good one

Don't get it

107 If you really want a joke, look in the mirror.

Best Dis Ever So simple But so funny Can't stop laughing every time I hear it

I love how there are people like: "gonna use it today", "saved me from a couple of wedgies". People actually think this is useful. I like randomly dissing but if someone is bullying you, don't diss them and " get saved from 2 wedgies and a beating", just punch them in the face, beat them to the ground, stomp them and then choke them and put your fingers up their nostrils until they bleed

Amazing. That is a reall good joke

Rally awesome

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108 You're so small that an ant seems to be bigger

That is such a boring joke haha so funny I forgot to laugh

This is a better one ' your so small ants look down at you'

So stupid just shut the freak up short people are cooler you weirdos

U suck as much as a vacumecleaner

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109 Your mum is so old that she owns Jesus £5

You are racist if your going to do something think before you do it

Offensive to Christians! If you wanna mess with Jesus then just get a life! Rubbish

Not good sucker you stink like a skunk - ytrewq

Very offensive wouldn't recommend it

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110 Your mom is so fat she takes two taxi's

Lame you should say something like your so fat you took 3 taxi's to take you to the next street

Is one her teeth because shes got a little plaque on it

This isn't even a bit funny


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111 You're so ugly, you turned Medusa to stone

Who ever made this diss you are medusa cause when I looked at the mirror I saw your face and turned to stone cause of you

Even I could do better than that for example your so ugly you put medusa out of business - kennytime68

This one is so good I used it for 2 years

This one is offensive to Greek people who still believe in the old religions of antiquity. You should be ashamed, bringing Medusa into this! ****sarcasm**** - BillTedman

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112 Yo mama so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick

Were you born on the 21st of december 2012 because that's when everyone was saying the world was gonna end

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113 You so ugly you don't have to dress up for Halloween

You shut up man that was awesome

This is an okay diss

So awesome you looser so last year


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114 You're so stupid. You thought 2 +2 was 45

This did is horrendous you shold die

What does it mean I don't get it

Dumbest dissemination ever

What I don't get it

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115 You are so ugly that the grass turned black

So not funny. Anyone could make a better one than that

A baby could do better than that come on dude

This is nowhere near the best this is at the bottom of the list

You think you're so cute? You're just living proof that a manicure can grow legs and walk.

That's one diss to tell someone their ugly :P

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116 Your braces are mistaken for train tracks

Hey I love braces that's mean

But they will say " well these braces cost more than your whole outfit." BUt good one

Suck yourself off and your grandad

Duude that's so meam

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117 Are you're lips designer? Because they are super dry.

What very stupid, can you amagine going up to you enemy and saying that like they would think your a retard

This is great thanks

That makes no sense. Retard...

I am so going to say this to my friend in the rap battle also I am gonna say no u cannot take a sip from my soda with your crusty ass lips get check for Ebola 😂😂

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118 Your mama is so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes.

I love this one totally using this at school

This one is my favorite

We'll hey if you did not want to hear about fat people why did you come on this website if you haven't notice basically all these disses r about fat people

Nice diss
Love this one
Let's get this to number 1
Love you

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119 You should slip in something comfortable... what about a coma

Best one that great

That was really not racist seriously were you born in a cave?

Oh yah then who is pasting all this

Nice one ahaa

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120 Roses are red, violets are blue, I got 5 fingers, middle one's for you.

Lol whoever made this is awesome

I already heard this

Lol nice one


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1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

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