Best Disses Ever


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101 I don't even want to to talk to you.

That's not a dis

Yeah what I say to everyone every day



102 You're so fat you occupy all streets so we don't need protesters

This made me Laugh pretty hard I like how you mentioned the protesters to that made it so much better.

This is so funny LOOL



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103 I like you! Why? Because you are fat.

You must live in a bin because all you write is TRASH!

Dude this must have happened to you a few times before and please stop writing a load of crap and get a life... Your so lame even my little sister can think of better insults than you

This doesn't make any sense!


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104 You're so fat that when you went swimming, the blue whales said come back brother

Me and my friend made a really funny one you are so fat when you went swimming the whales all jumped up and sang we are family even though your fatter than me

Nice diss, we laugh so hard!

Laugh out loud I said that to my friend he started crying

You're so fat that when you jump the San Andreas fault Line goes off

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105 When you opened your mouth a guy yelled out 'taxi'

The guy yelled taxi because your teeth are yellow, and some taxis are yellow (a cab)

I don't get that. Totes lame!

This is totes lame you will think better than that aaa some people don't think

Sick I'm going to a diss compotition

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106 You're proof that it's possible for people to evolve backwards

Gonna use this

In case you want to know why this is so terrible, I just made this up on the spot. - LemonComputer - LemonComputer


I am da one da one

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107 Now is not a good time to be silent, you need to tell the plastic surgeon what you want

Its not funny at all dude.

One of the best I've heard

That diss bornd one of my friend


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108 You so fat not even Dora can explore you

Its already taken!

This was #1 for the victims mum

Tat ones really good it the person really good try it

It was quite funny

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109 You're so ugly, you turned Medusa to stone

Who ever made this diss you are medusa cause when I looked at the mirror I saw your face and turned to stone cause of you

Even I could do better than that for example your so ugly you put medusa out of business - kennytime68

This one is so good I used it for 2 years

Ha ha ha ha!,I get it.

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110 You so ugly you don't have to dress up for Halloween

You shut up man that was awesome

This is an okay diss

So awesome you looser so last year

So Funny

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111 Look at your boots! They're starting to grow roots!

What? That sucks!

Funny but good one

You got that from Enimen

Don't get it

112 Your mom is so fat she takes two taxi's

Lame you should say something like your so fat you took 3 taxi's to take you to the next street

Is one her teeth because shes got a little plaque on it

This isn't even a bit funny


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113 Your mum is so old that she owns Jesus £5

You are racist if your going to do something think before you do it

Not good sucker you stink like a skunk - ytrewq

Offensive to Christians! If you wanna mess with Jesus then just get a life! Rubbish

Jesus loves everyone so give your life to christ to aviod hell

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114 You're so small that an ant seems to be bigger

That is such a boring joke haha so funny I forgot to laugh

So stupid just shut the freak up short people are cooler you weirdos

This is a better one ' your so small ants look down at you'

U suck as much as a vacumecleaner

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115 You're so stupid. You thought 2 +2 was 45

This did is horrendous you shold die

What does it mean I don't get it

Dumbest dissemination ever


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116 Yo mama so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick

Were you born on the 21st of december 2012 because that's when everyone was saying the world was gonna end

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117 You are so ugly that the grass turned black

So not funny. Anyone could make a better one than that

A baby could do better than that come on dude

This is nowhere near the best this is at the bottom of the list

Love this cuss

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118 Roses are red, violets are blue, I got 5 fingers, middle one's for you.

Lol whoever made this is awesome

I already heard this

Best Roses are red and violets are blue DISS!


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119 Are you're lips designer? Because they are super dry.

What very stupid, can you amagine going up to you enemy and saying that like they would think your a retard

This is great thanks

That makes no sense. Retard...

I am so going to say this to my friend in the rap battle also I am gonna say no u cannot take a sip from my soda with your crusty ass lips get check for Ebola 😂😂

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120 Your mama is so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes.

I love this one totally using this at school

This one is my favorite

We'll hey if you did not want to hear about fat people why did you come on this website if you haven't notice basically all these disses r about fat people


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Top Remixes (38)

1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

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