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If he's poor why does he have a skateboard?
That's so funny I'm so gonna use that one
Laugh out loud I burst out loud when I saw this
It's so funny even my mum laughedV 4 Comments
This is an popular one it will get a lot of thumbs up and who want a awesome diss ever
Its awesome I can't wait to try it on sum1
This is awesome. But I would have said your mum is so fat I need a GPS to go around her.
I would of said when I walk around I get my monthly workoutV 5 Comments
Good joke use it on a ratchet girl
Shut at least he can afford breakfast.
At least she could afford cheerios
That's rudeV 5 Comments
I could tell this to a dumb guy tomorrow
I would of said that your so fat when you lie on the beach people think you're a stranded whale
Now I can finally get back at a really annoying boy who sits next to me in almost every lesson
This site could be the funniest in the world
SmellyV 1 Comment
Hey that was my diss I said it to my friends they laughed like hell it was just to funny
This diss made me laugh so hard
Haha that is the funniest thing I've ever heard
CoolV 1 Comment
Get a life and stop talking about diarrhoea
There are very racists jokes on this site
I had diarrea when I read this and some shot in my pants I laughed so hardV 4 Comments
That's rude. Whatever religion u are and someone made a joke about who you belive in lets see your hideous face as long as we wear sunglasses so we wont get blind from your face
Your diss is a bunch of rude crap how dare u
What is wrong with you. Never say another joke if that is what you have to offer
You're so ugly that your birth certificate apologised to your condomfaturs plus you're so short that you do backflips under your bed and finally, roses are red violets are blue God made me pretty what the hell happened to you.😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😊😊😅.V 5 Comments
Oh who ever made that is a genius
Hey that some mine idiot irate this 0
That's so awesome I'm so gonna use it.
funnyV 4 Comments
Haha I laughed the all day the person is very ugly.. But it should have said you'. Re so ugly. When they wanted to shoot yOu the bullets came back looking a torch
So that's why he was there... - BillTedman
That's mean to me I'm cathlic
This is jokes fam
OldV 1 Comment
Wow, you copyed
I love dis I use it at shool sory I'm disleckicV 1 Comment
That one is as bad as your face.
You're so ugly that when you look at people they commit suicide so they don't get Ebola from your ugly face.
That's what I said to your mum
Tell your mum that!V 5 Comments
You based every joke on Halloween come on be a little more creativeV 2 Comments
This is an amazing joke laugh out loudV 1 Comment
Dude make it funny like this one
Your so ugly that your mom has to send a message good night
That's a nice one I am gonna use that for some oneV 1 Comment
LOL I'm CRYING OUT OF LAUGHTER
Bunch of racist snobs. Go look in mirror before your fat egos destroy the bloody world
Not cool don't use Jesus's name
Get of the website if you don't like it this is disses
Racist! Making fun of Jesus is unacceptable.
Get a life u mistake
How can a ugly person make romeo and juliet break up.
Were you dropped on the head as a baby! STUPID!
This should be at the bottom of the list do you have half a brain idiot
This doesn't even make any sense
No do u need a brain scan MONG!V 6 Comments
Love this one but,... wasn't it somewhere?V 3 Comments
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Top Remixes (35)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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