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161 You're mamma so fat when she sat on a dollar a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

Lmlll so funny can't stop laughing


what stink

The best

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162 Your mama is so fat she asked for a water bed and they placed a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

So funny laugh out loud

U will never be the man your mother is. That's one I made

Haha best one old but gold

You didn't make that up ot was already created sorry kid

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163 You're so trampy that your mum got fined for littering when she dropped you off at school.

Wow, you copyed


Epic diss

I love dis I use it at shool sory I'm disleckic

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164 Loser, get a life

That one is as bad as your face.

You're so ugly that when you look at people they commit suicide so they don't get Ebola from your ugly face.

That's what I said to your mum

Tell your mum that!

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165 You're so lame that when you look up lame on the Wikipedia it has a picture of you

Did you get that from your great grandma. Cause I can say that to my dog he won't be offended.

You're so dry that when you look up dry on Wikipedia it has a picture of you lips

Awesome one. I'm so gonna tell my friends this one

That's old, get a life pig

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166 You're so dumb you said "we can't afford two!" in a buy one get one free sale

This is an amazing joke laugh out loud

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167 Your momma so stupid she looked at you!

That just clearly dumb there's nothing to it

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168 You can't hurt me, you didn't even hit puberty

I was itching my testes when I read this and I laughed so hard my sharp fingernail sliced my scrotum

Whoever commented on this ew dude that private

This so funny 1/10 use this against soneone

People u start puberty when your 8 so whoever said they're nine and beat up a 12 year old then u did hit puberty

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169 I would punch you in the teeth but why would I want to improve your looks?

Dude make it funny like this one

Your so ugly that your mom has to send a message good night

That's a nice one I am gonna use that for some one

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170 Your family tree is a cactus because everyone on it is a prick

That's rude to other families

This is wicked

That is a really OP diss

My favourite diss in the world it should not be at number 233 it shold be in the top ten

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171 Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress the whole neighborhood said hey cool-aid V 1 Comment
172 When I see stars I think of you, because you're only beautiful from a distance.


173 You're so ugly you made Romeo and Juliet break up

How can a ugly person make romeo and juliet break up.
Were you dropped on the head as a baby! STUPID!

This should be at the bottom of the list do you have half a brain idiot

This doesn't even make any sense

No do u need a brain scan MONG!

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174 You're so poor that children in Africa wants to give you all their money.

Stop. Enough with the African jokes.

You shouldn't be talking your mum is so stupid that when I went in your mums house and asked her what's for dinner she took off 3 shoe laces and said spaghetti

That's not funny, your mom is so poor when she invited me to dinner she gave me 3 raw beans and when I took one she said "Hey! Stop being greedy! "

This is racicst

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175 Your teeth are so dirty that when you open your mouth people start singing Black and Yellow by Wiz Khalifa.

You can use this on your enemy and make them cry. Also it is a great diss to say when you want to insult someone about how dirty their teeth are and how black it is.

Laugh out loud I'm gonna use this

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
This is kind of getting boring now
Ha ha ha ha ha
Still cool though

Replica I've heard it on one of the other dises

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176 You're so small you do backflips under your bed
177 You fail, but so did your dad's condom

I used this countless times on a load of boys that thinl they are hard so I cussed battled them and used this so they shut their mouths.



SO funny lmao

178 You're so ugly, I wish I was blind.

Love this one I have try it sometime

My ugly friend is so ugly she thinks she's cool.definitely gonna use that on her

Ahhaha so gonna use that on ex

This dis is so radical
And amazingllly cool I wish I thought of it,how are you?

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179 You're so ugly whenever you look out the window you have to pay a fine for mooning
180 You're so ugly you made the leaves fall of the trees in the middle of spring

Your to fat when you went to the space half of you was in another universe

Make it better

Lol nice 1 mate

Lol its autumn now

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Top Remixes (38)

1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

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