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Dude make it funny like this one
Your so ugly that your mom has to send a message good night
That's a nice one I am gonna use that for some oneV 1 Comment
LOL I'm CRYING OUT OF LAUGHTER
How can a ugly person make romeo and juliet break up.
Were you dropped on the head as a baby! STUPID!
This should be at the bottom of the list do you have half a brain idiot
This doesn't even make any sense
No do u need a brain scan MONG!V 6 Comments
Love this one but,... wasn't it somewhere?
I don't get this joke
I don't get this one
Stop. Enough with the African jokes.
You shouldn't be talking your mum is so stupid that when I went in your mums house and asked her what's for dinner she took off 3 shoe laces and said spaghetti
That's not funny, your mom is so poor when she invited me to dinner she gave me 3 raw beans and when I took one she said "Hey! Stop being greedy! "
This is racicstV 15 Comments
I was itching my testes when I read this and I laughed so hard my sharp fingernail sliced my scrotum
Whoever commented on this ew dude that private
This so funny 1/10 use this against soneone
People u start puberty when your 8 so whoever said they're nine and beat up a 12 year old then u did hit pubertyV 3 Comments
I used this countless times on a load of boys that thinl they are hard so I cussed battled them and used this so they shut their mouths.
SO funny lmao
Your to fat when you went to the space half of you was in another universe
Make it better
Lol nice 1 mate
Lol its autumn nowV 1 Comment
Sha some people are starving out there
Some people do steel bread
Bread is food u kno
Ya meaniV 2 Comments
Nice one I'm crying so much! Definitely going to use this
That's mean, but funny in a way
Ohh I read this in the library and I fell of my seat
That's a good oneV 3 Comments
Did you get that from your great grandma. Cause I can say that to my dog he won't be offended.
You're so dry that when you look up dry on Wikipedia it has a picture of you lips
Awesome one. I'm so gonna tell my friends this one
That's old, get a life pigV 3 Comments
You can use this on your enemy and make them cry. Also it is a great diss to say when you want to insult someone about how dirty their teeth are and how black it is.
Laugh out loud I'm gonna use this
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
This is kind of getting boring now
Ha ha ha ha ha
Still cool though
Replica I've heard it on one of the other disesV 2 Comments
Number 1 par/diss in the world! I still laugh out loud every time I hear this joke
Definitely saying this to some really really annoying person! Well done.. awesome joke
My haters went crazy over dis 1
Laugh out loud
Here is a diss
It is your birthday and you ask your mum what is my birthday gift. She gives you a small box and you open it and what do you see a gym membership. Ha ha ha
What man stop with religious jokes
This is stupid boring
Should be in the top 10
Mamma Mia this must have been a very fat person!
I have to do this dis on my friends!V 1 Comment
Love this one I have try it sometime
My ugly friend is so ugly she thinks she's cool.definitely gonna use that on herV 3 Comments
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Top Remixes (36)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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