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So good. when you say accidents you point at their face. the best ever
That is epic I wish I could come up with a shot joke
I like this one but you already said that dumb head I think you are running out of ideas
It was already said on this webV 2 Comments
So funny laugh out loud
U will never be the man your mother is. That's one I made
Haha best one old but gold
You didn't make that up ot was already created sorry kidV 5 Comments
I could roast you up son I'm a maverick you should just get a life boy
Ya you can't baby.You will cry.
Laugh out loud
trashV 1 Comment
That just clearly dumb there's nothing to itV 3 Comments
I was itching my testes when I read this and I laughed so hard my sharp fingernail sliced my scrotum
Whoever commented on this ew dude that private
This so funny 1/10 use this against soneone
People u start puberty when your 8 so whoever said they're nine and beat up a 12 year old then u did hit pubertyV 3 Comments
Your to fat when you went to the space half of you was in another universe
Make it better
Lol nice 1 mate
Lol its autumn nowV 1 Comment
Sha some people are starving out there
Some people do steel bread
Bread is food u kno
Ya meaniV 2 Comments
Nice one I'm crying so much! Definitely going to use this
That's mean, but funny in a way
Ohh I read this in the library and I fell of my seat
Nice oneV 2 Comments
Did you get that from your great grandma. Cause I can say that to my dog he won't be offended.
You're so dry that when you look up dry on Wikipedia it has a picture of you lips
Awesome one. I'm so gonna tell my friends this one
That's old, get a life pigV 3 Comments
Stop. Enough with the African jokes.
You shouldn't be talking your mum is so stupid that when I went in your mums house and asked her what's for dinner she took off 3 shoe laces and said spaghetti
That's not funny, your mom is so poor when she invited me to dinner she gave me 3 raw beans and when I took one she said "Hey! Stop being greedy! "
I am an African if I see another African joke I will report whoever posted thisV 14 Comments
Number 1 par/diss in the world! I still laugh out loud every time I hear this joke
Definitely saying this to some really really annoying person! Well done.. awesome joke
My haters went crazy over dis 1
Laugh out loud
Here is a diss
It is your birthday and you ask your mum what is my birthday gift. She gives you a small box and you open it and what do you see a gym membership. Ha ha ha
What man stop with religious jokes
Crap this is a best DISSES page not a be nice page.
Disses are used to scare of mean people
Why are you on hear
He's mental - kennytime68V 2 Comments
This is stupid boring
Should be in the top 10
Mamma Mia this must have been a very fat person!
I have to do this dis on my friends!V 1 Comment
This is so funny I'm going to use it on someone. THANKS
I made this up
This was the driest joke I ever heardV 3 Comments
So funny I couldn't stop laughing
Ya bro so funnyyy
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Top Remixes (35)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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