Best Dr. Strangelove Film Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room! - President Muffley

2 I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I... I do deny them my essence. - General Jack D. Ripper

3 So we're both sorry, all right?... All right. Share this quote - President Muffley

4 In peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids. - General Jack D. Ripper

I laugh so hard every time I hear it!

5 Goldie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsing around on the airplane? - Major T.J.

6 I am becoming less and less interested in your estimates of what's possible and impossible - President Muffley

7 Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. - General Turgidson

8 I don't give a hoot in Hell how you do it, you just get me to the Primary, ya hear! - Major T.J.

9 Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious. - Dr. Strangelove

10 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. - General Turgidson

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