Best Dumb and Dumber Quotes
The Top Ten
1 Harry: Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention
2 Harry: Foot long! Who’s got the foot long?
3 Lloyd: No, in the movie, they catch up to him half mile down the road and slit his throat! Hahaha! It was a good one.
4 Sea Bass’ Friend: Kick his ass, Sea Bass
5 Harry: Look at the butt on that… -Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out
6 Lloyd: Uh yea, we are in the Rockies
7 Lloyd: Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
8 Lloyd: You can’t be too careful. There are a lot of bad drivers out there
9 Airport Clerk: Sir, you can’t go in there! -Lloyd: It’s ok, I’m a limo driver!
10 Lloyd: Not bad. Fell off the jet way again
The Contenders
11 Lloyd: You know what I'm sick and tired of, Harry? I'm sick and tired of having to eke my way through life. I'm sick and tired of being a nobody. But most of all, I'm sick and tired of having nobody.
12 Harry and Lloyd: Mock Yeah Ing Yeah Bird Yeah Yeah Yeah
13 Lloyd: Our Pets Heads Are Falling Off!!!!
14 Lloyd: Mary.... I desperately want to make love to a school boy
15 Lloyd: Why don't you eat up, and we'll tell ya?
16 Lloyd: Move it or lose it sister
17 Mental: Don't worry, they ain't gonna be running around nowhere after I dump a little rat poison in their Shirley Temple
18 Lloyd: So you're saying there's a chance!
19 Lloyd: Austria!! Well then, good day mate!
20 Lloyd: We landed on the moon!
I love this movie so much! It's the greatest comedy ever!
21 Lloyd: Radio? Who needs a radio?
22 Harry: He didn't even have a head
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