Best Epic Rap Battles of History Characters

This is not the people in real life, but in these videos.

The Top Ten

1 Steven Hawking

This guy just rules. " There are ten million x8 particals of the universe that we can observe. your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. "You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll

Best auto tune music I've heard since T-Pain
"there are 10, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 particles in the universe that we can observe
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into 1 NERD! "

1. Stephen Hawking
2. Shakespeare
3. Moses
4. Beethoven
5. Darth Vader

AGREE 100%

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2 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure of more.

Adolf destroyed Darth Vader in their epic rap, ensuring victory with the "step in my shower" line.

His delivery was spot on and all his burns hit their target while vader had to make do with petty lines like "You're a pissed off little p****, with a napoleon d***". His delivery was also sub-par, especially during the last line, very sad indeed.

Beat vader both times. The second time was more awesome, though.

I love how Adolf represented his dominance in the final verse of Adolf Vs Darth 2. He really put a hurtn on Vader.

I shouldn't say this but Adolf was H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. - LpsDisneyTmntFreak

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3 Darth Vader Darth Vader Darth Vader was the original dark lord for Star Wars. Darth Vader ruled with both fear and aggression. Originally Anakin Skywalker a young Jedi who was then seduced by the dark side of the force by Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious. Vader had his limbs cut off by his jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi leaving more.

Awesome rapper, and hilarious as well. It's quite obvious he beat Hitler, who's already awesome. - booklover1

Much better than Hitler who STUNK! Vader all the way baby

His raps are hilarious and own Adolf every time. He freezes Adolf in carbonite and then slices him in half. It's quite clear who won.

You can't against the dark sise of the force why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father!

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4 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.

Who doesn't like Chuck Norris I here he uses tabasco chilli sauce as eyedrops.

That's so fake, I'm sick of all the chuck norris hype on the internet, he is just a normal guy who is in fact a great martial artist but bruce lee is still way better.

Chuck Norris won when he said "I am Chuck Norris"

Lets rise the votes. I'm the new chuck!

Yeah, Abe Lincoln wasn't very good.
Abe is still awesome in real life.

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5 Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Albert Einstein was a German-born theoretical physicist who developed the theory of relativity, one of the two pillars of modern physics. His work is also known for its influence on the philosophy of science.


I'm as dope as 2 rappers. You better be scared. Because that means Albert E=MC squarded!

6 Beethoven

"ask Bach I have more c*** than Smith and Wesson" was the line that I think made him win the match against that little girl.

"I'm Committing Verbal Murder In The Major Third Degree.
My Name Is Beethoven Mother F*****, Maybe You've Heard Of Me. "

Beethoven SO Kicked Justin Bieber's Ass

"I would smack you but in germany we don't hit little girls"
Haha hillarious

The best rapper in ERB in my opnion

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7 William Shakespeare William Shakespeare William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.

Last line in verse 1 "I bet you wrote the Twillight books too".
Plus he owned Dr. Seuss in verse 2 because his fast rapping.

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8 Napoleon Dynamite

That last line was genius

Napoleon Dynamite for the win!
"you're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang! "

9 Abraham Lincoln

Abraham owned in the obama vs romney video

He was the only reason why Mitt Romney vs Obama isn't in my top 2 worst erb.

I'll properly reach across the aisle and b*$%*-smack you as equals, of the people, by the people, for the people, EAGLE! KAww!

10 Mr. Rogers

The last line, "Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood. ", was amazing, plus he was able to keep his calm, and mellow attitude through almost the whole rap.

I'll say it once, Clarence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood.

"You call yourself T 'cause you too dumb to spell". Best rapper, should be nr.1

The Contenders

11 Moses Moses

Moses demolished santa. His raps were funny and well timed. He definitely won that rap.

The disses were so badass when it came to Moses, and his flow is so I just love his verses :D

"When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the earth but he never mention a fat**** papa smurf! "

12 Bruce Lee Bruce Lee Bruce Lee was a Hong Kong American martial artist, action film actor, martial arts instructor, philosopher, filmmaker, and the founder of Jeet Kune Do.

It's more fit to rap against this f***ing CHAIR!

"I would mess up your face but your momma did that for me" plain epic "I invented jeet kune do so taste my slipper shoe, here's My two-finger pushup, kung f-u." Best ever

"I would mess up your face but your mama did that for me" lmao "I invented jeet kune do so taste my slipper shoe, here's my two finger pushup kung f-u." He was so awesome

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13 Sherlock Holmes
14 Dr. Who

In the Dr. Who vs Doc Brown rap battle, the Doctor had way more class than doc brown and the way he just came back to life and started spitting a barrage of rhymes was just epic.

The Doctor smacked the hell out the Doc Brown. "Let's just say there is an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your arse with rhyme:"

"Wannabe Einstein minus the stache! " Hilarious!

15 Genghis Khan
16 Clint Eastwood Clint Eastwood Clinton "Clint" Eastwood Jr. is an American actor, film director, producer, musician, and political figure.

His last verse against Bruce Lee ''I beat in round two but that be unbelievable, No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel''...too darn deep man

17 Dr. Suess

Love him and his drawings

The Cat In the Hat was hilarious. - shawnmccaul22

18 Al Capone

Couldn't win against a rock - bolbi9

"That rat nest beard trapped so many crumbs this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month" Lloyd cracked Al Capone perfectly, he kicked Blackbeards ass. Blackbeard got Capwned

19 Mitt Romney

You're a stuttering communist. Love it!

20 The Wright Brothers


21 Barack Obama Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II is the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt Romney.
22 The Mario Bros
23 Mozart

"I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old! " One of the best lines Mozart said.

Totally kicked Skrillex's butt.. - Pony

Whole of his final verse is awesome

24 Mr. T Mr. T
25 Steve Jobs Steve Jobs Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American entrepreneur and business magnate. He was the chairman, chief executive officer (CEO), and a co-founder of Apple Inc., chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar, a member of The Walt Disney Company's board of directors following more.
26 Bill Gates Bill Gates William Henry "Bill" Gates III is an American business magnate, entrepreneur, philanthropist, investor, and programmer.
27 Batman

Hello my friend I just stopped by to this cool website to say I love batman he's my hero I mean no homosexual

No, he was the worst - 445956

28 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

Not that good in real life, but hilarious in the video. - booklover1

29 Freddie Mercury

Definitely the most one-sided Epic Rap Battle of HIstory there is

Suprised he isn't in the top 10

30 John Lennon John Lennon John Winston Ono Lennon, MBE was an English singer and songwriter who rose to worldwide fame as a co-founder of the Beatles, the most commercially successful band in the history of popular music. He was assassinated by Mark David Chapman on December 8, 1980 at age 40.
31 Nikola Tesla

Clearly. what is it doing way down here

32 Master Chief Master Chief MCPON John-117, or "Master Chief", is a fictional character and the protagonist of the Halo fictional universe created by Bungie.

"300 ases need a kickn give more teebags than Lipton"
Master chief

33 Hulk Hogan Hulk Hogan Terry Gene Bollea, better known by his ring name Hulk Hogan, is an American professional wrestler, actor, television personality, entrepreneur and rock bassist.

Hulk Hogan lost Vs Kim Jong Il,
Searsly, macho man. >=( Wheres Mr Rogers anyway. He poned Mr T

34 Elvis Presley
35 Cleopatra
36 HAL 9000
37 Goku Goku Son Goku (Kakarrot) is the main protagonist in Dragon Ball franchise created by Akira Toriyama in 1984. He has many abilities like, super strength, utilization of ki, flight, teleportation, super speed, enhanced reflexes, and Super Saiyan transformation that increase strength, speed, and durability. more.

That I'm a super saiyan and you're a flying miss daisy gets me every time

Don’t lecture me about fights, you capes coward. You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers.

38 Easter Bunny

"The Great Waaalll couldn't keep you out of China, watch me rub my foot for luck and shove it right up your v*g*na! - benhos

39 Robin

Got a secret bout' you're homegirl Irene Adler :D

40 Gorbachev

Tore down that wall like the Kool-aid Man! OH YEAH!
Just... Wow. He's energetic, he has great flow, great lines, great costume, heck, his birthmark even says ERB. You CAN NOT get any better than this guy.

41 Gandhi
42 Joan of Arc Joan of Arc Joan of Arc, nicknamed "The Maid of Orléans", is considered a heroine of France for her role during the Lancastrian phase of the Hundred Years' War, and was canonized as a Roman Catholic saint. more.

-Lord forgive me for the words I speak. I know the voices of the angels tell me turn the other cheek, BUT IMMA BOUT TO RIP HANNAH Montana'S TONGUE RIGHT THROUGH HER TEETH!


43 Stephen King

Stephen King was so amazing in the battle. He had flow, disses, and style that beat Poe hard. - FalconofFlames

44 Napoleon Bonaparte

His verses were well made and he performed them perfectly. His mixture of movie references and french phrases was fantastic. - izzychavez

45 Ben Franklin Ben Franklin Benjamin Franklin was an American polymath and one of the Founding Fathers of the United States. Franklin was a leading author, printer, political theorist, politician, freemason, postmaster, scientist, inventor, humorist, civic activist, statesman, and diplomat.
46 Doc Brown

Beat Dr Who with the 1.21 gigawatts! - SuperheroSith

47 Leonidas

Your armor is hard but my abs are harder!
I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these guns!
This is Sparta!

48 Michael Jackson

He's awesome
And he looks great!

49 Christopher Columbus
50 Lady GaGa Lady GaGa Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, known professionally as Lady Gaga, is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. She is the first female artist to ever since Cher to get nominated by the Grammys and Emmys . In 2013, during her era on Artpop, she was chosen to perform in a concert from iTunes . more.

Lol no Lady Gaga was the worst ERB character - FalconofFlames

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