Best Epic Rap Battles of History Characters

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The Top Ten

1 Steven Hawking

This guy just rules. " There are ten million x8 particals of the universe that we can observe. your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. "You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll

Best auto tune music I've heard since T-Pain
"there are 10, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 particles in the universe that we can observe
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into 1 NERD! "

1. Stephen Hawking
2. Shakespeare
3. Moses
4. Beethoven
5. Darth Vader

Best best the best ever!

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2 Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure of ...read more.

Adolf destroyed Darth Vader in their epic rap, ensuring victory with the "step in my shower" line.

His delivery was spot on and all his burns hit their target while vader had to make do with petty lines like "You're a pissed off little p****, with a napoleon d***". His delivery was also sub-par, especially during the last line, very sad indeed.

Beat vader both times. The second time was more awesome, though.

I love how Adolf represented his dominance in the final verse of Adolf Vs Darth 2. He really put a hurtn on Vader.

I shouldn't say this but Adolf was H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. - LpsDisneyTmntFreak

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3 Darth Vader

Darth Vader was the original dark lord for Star Wars. Darth Vader ruled with both fear and aggression. Originally Anakin Skywalker a young Jedi who was then seduced by the dark side of the force by Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious. Vader had his limbs cut off by his jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi leaving ...read more.

Awesome rapper, and hilarious as well. It's quite obvious he beat Hitler, who's already awesome. - booklover1

Much better than Hitler who STUNK! Vader all the way baby

His raps are hilarious and own Adolf every time. He freezes Adolf in carbonite and then slices him in half. It's quite clear who won.

You can't against the dark sise of the force why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father!

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4 Chuck Norris

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.

Who doesn't like Chuck Norris I here he uses tabasco chilli sauce as eyedrops.

That's so fake, I'm sick of all the chuck norris hype on the internet, he is just a normal guy who is in fact a great martial artist but bruce lee is still way better.

Chuck Norris won when he said "I am Chuck Norris"

Lets rise the votes. I'm the new chuck!

Yeah, Abe Lincoln wasn't very good.
Abe is still awesome in real life.

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5 Albert Einstein

I'm as dope as 2 rappers. You better be scared. Because that means Albert E=MC squarded!

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6 Beethoven

"ask Bach I have more c*** than Smith and Wesson" was the line that I think made him win the match against that little girl.

"I'm Committing Verbal Murder In The Major Third Degree.
My Name Is Beethoven Mother F*****, Maybe You've Heard Of Me. "

Beethoven SO Kicked Justin Bieber's Ass

"I would smack you but in germany we don't hit little girls"
Haha hillarious

He sucked in the first verse but dominated with his second. - booklover1

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7 William Shakespeare

William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.

Last line in verse 1 "I bet you wrote the Twillight books too".
Plus he owned Dr. Seuss in verse 2 because his fast rapping.

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8 Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite for the win!
"you're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang! "

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9 Abraham Lincoln

Abraham owned in the obama vs romney video

He was the only reason why Mitt Romney vs Obama isn't in my top 2 worst erb.

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10 Mr. Rogers

The last line, "Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood. ", was amazing, plus he was able to keep his calm, and mellow attitude through almost the whole rap.

I'll say it once, Clarence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood.

"You call yourself T 'cause you too dumb to spell". Best rapper, should be nr.1

The Newcomers

? Juliet

? Friedrich Nietzsche

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche was a German philosopher, cultural critic, poet, and Latin and Greek scholar whose work has exerted a profound influence on Western philosophy and modern intellectual history.

The Contenders

11 Moses Moses

Moses demolished santa. His raps were funny and well timed. He definitely won that rap.

The disses were so badass when it came to Moses, and his flow is so smooth...man I just love his verses :D

"When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the earth but he never mention a fat**** papa smurf! "

12 Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee was a Hong Kong American martial artist, action film actor, martial arts instructor, philosopher, filmmaker, and the founder of Jeet Kune Do.

It's more fit to rap against this f***ing CHAIR!

"I would mess up your face but your momma did that for me" plain epic "I invented jeet kune do so taste my slipper shoe, here's My two-finger pushup, kung f-u." Best ever

"I would mess up your face but your mama did that for me" lmao "I invented jeet kune do so taste my slipper shoe, here's my two finger pushup kung f-u." He was so awesome

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13 Sherlock Holmes

14 Dr. Who

In the Dr. Who vs Doc Brown rap battle, the Doctor had way more class than doc brown and the way he just came back to life and started spitting a barrage of rhymes was just epic.

The Doctor smacked the hell out the Doc Brown. "Let's just say there is an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your arse with rhyme:"

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15 Genghis Khan

16 Clint Eastwood

Clinton "Clint" Eastwood Jr. is an American actor, film director, producer, musician, and political figure.

His last verse against Bruce Lee ''I beat in round two but that be unbelievable, No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel''...too darn deep man

17 Dr. Suess

The Cat In the Hat was hilarious. - shawnmccaul22

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18 Al Capone

"That rat nest beard trapped so many crumbs this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month" Lloyd cracked Al Capone perfectly, he kicked Blackbeards ass. Blackbeard got Capwned

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19 Mitt Romney

You're a stuttering communist. Love it!

20 The Wright Brothers

21 Barack Obama

Barack Hussein Obama II is the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt Romney.

22 The Mario Bros

23 Mozart

"I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old! " One of the best lines Mozart said.

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24 Mr. T Mr. T

25 Steve Jobs

26 Bill Gates

William Henry "Bill" Gates III is an American business magnate, entrepreneur, philanthropist, investor, and programmer.

27 Batman

Hello my friend I just stopped by to this cool website to say I love batman he's my hero I mean no homosexual

28 Justin Bieber

Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. ...read more.

Not that good in real life, but hilarious in the video. - booklover1

29 Freddie Mercury

Definitely the most one-sided Epic Rap Battle of HIstory there is

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30 John Lennon

John Winston Ono Lennon, MBE was an English singer and songwriter who rose to worldwide fame as a co-founder of the Beatles, the most commercially successful band in the history of popular music. He was assassinated by Mark David Chapman on December 8, 1980 at age 40.

31 Nikola Tesla

Clearly. what is it doing way down here

32 Master Chief

MCPON John-117, or "Master Chief", is a fictional character and the protagonist of the Halo fictional universe created by Bungie.

"300 ases need a kickn give more teebags than Lipton"
Master chief

33 Hulk Hogan

Terry Gene Bollea, better known by his ring name Hulk Hogan, is an American professional wrestler, actor, television personality, entrepreneur and rock bassist. V 1 Comment

34 Elvis Presley

35 Cleopatra

36 HAL 9000

37 Easter Bunny

38 Robin

39 Gorbachev

Tore down that wall like the Kool-aid Man! OH YEAH!
Just... Wow. He's energetic, he has great flow, great lines, great costume, heck, his birthmark even says ERB. You CAN NOT get any better than this guy.

40 Joan of Arc

Joan of Arc, nicknamed "The Maid of Orléans", is considered a heroine of France for her role during the Lancastrian phase of the Hundred Years' War, and was canonized as a Roman Catholic saint. ...read more.

-Lord forgive me for the words I speak. I know the voices of the angels tell me turn the other cheek, BUT IMMA BOUT TO RIP HANNAH Montana'S TONGUE RIGHT THROUGH HER TEETH!

DO NOT TAKE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN! YOU RACHET SKANK!

41 Stephen King

Stephen King was so amazing in the battle. He had flow, disses, and style that beat Poe hard. - FalconofFlames

42 Goku Goku

Son Goku (Kakarrot) is the main protagonist in Dragon Ball franchise created by Akira Toriyama in 1984. He had many abilities like, super strength, utilization of ki, flight, teleportation, super speed, enhanced reflexes, and Super Saiyan transformation that increase strength, speed, and durability. ...read more.

That I'm a super saiyan and you're a flying miss daisy gets me every time

43 Napoleon Bonaparte

His verses were well made and he performed them perfectly. His mixture of movie references and french phrases was fantastic. - izzychavez

44 Ben Franklin

45 Doc Brown

Beat Dr Who with the 1.21 gigawatts! - SuperheroSith

46 Leonidas

Your armor is hard but my abs are harder!
I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these guns!
This is Sparta!

47 Michael Jackson

48 Christopher Columbus

49 Lady GaGa

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, known professionally as Lady Gaga, is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. She is the first female artist to ever since Cher to get nominated by the Grammys and Emmys . In 2013, during her era on Artpop, she was chosen to perform in a concert from iTunes . ...read more.

Lol no Lady Gaga was the worst ERB character - FalconofFlames

50 Gandhi

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