Best Epic Rap Battles of History CharactersThis is not the people in real life, but in these videos.
This guy just rules. " There are ten million x8 particals of the universe that we can observe. your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. "You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll
He played angry birds he's weird
Best best the best ever!
Hitler's rhymes were really good and funny, especially compared to Vader's in the second half of the Hitler vs Vader videos (I won't say the first, Vader's raps were actually funny then).
I love how Adolf represented his dominance in the final verse of Adolf Vs Darth 2. He really put a hurtn on Vader.
Beat vader both times. The second time was more awesome, though.
Hitler destroyed Darth vader in both raps!
His raps are hilarious and own Adolf every time. He freezes Adolf in carbonite and then slices him in half. It's quite clear who won.
Awesome rapper, and hilarious as well. It's quite obvious he beat Hitler, who's already awesome.
You can't against the dark sise of the force why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father!
Much better than Hitler who STUNK! Vader all the way baby
I'm as dope as 2 rappers. You better be scared. Because that means Albert E=MC squarded!
albert e equals mc squared epic line
Best lines in erb. “I’m as dope as 2 rappers so you better be scared, cause that means Albert e. = mc squats”- probably the smartest line. Also “take a seat Steve, oop, I see you’ve brought your own” basically every line was fire
HAVING SEX WITH SPEAK AND SPELL...
AWESOME RAPPER.. HE IS FABULOUS... HIS DANCE IS ALSO like AWESOME
Yeah, Abe Lincoln wasn't very good.
Abe is still awesome in real life.
Who doesn't like Chuck Norris I here he uses tabasco chilli sauce as eyedrops.
Chuck Norris won when he said "I am Chuck Norris"
Lets rise the votes. I'm the new chuck!
Beethoven's music has lasted all these years, and their are still very few songs that EVEN come close to his epicness. Plus, his jokes were hilarious. And Justin bieber sucks, seriously, on the ERB website, on the part where you vote YOU can't EVEN SEE JUSTIN'S VOTES. The whole thing is for beethoven.
He sucked in the first verse but dominated with his second.
Want to trade blows? You can't even hit puberty!
Owned JB there and utterly destroyed him in the battle as a whole
"I would smack you but in germany we don't hit little girls"
Napoleon Dynamite for the win!
"you're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang! "
That last line was genius
Last line in verse 1 "I bet you wrote the Twillight books too".
Plus he owned Dr. Seuss in verse 2 because his fast rapping.
He's got a motor in his mouth, he's so fast!
The last line, "Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood. ", was amazing, plus he was able to keep his calm, and mellow attitude through almost the whole rap.
I'll say it once, Clarence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood.
"You call yourself T 'cause you too dumb to spell". Best rapper, should be no. 1
I'll properly reach across the aisle and b*$%*-smack you as equals, of the people, by the people, for the people, EAGLE! KAww!
He was the only reason why Mitt Romney vs Obama isn't in my top 2 worst erb.
Abraham owned in the obama vs romney video
In the Dr. Who vs Doc Brown rap battle, the Doctor had way more class than doc brown and the way he just came back to life and started spitting a barrage of rhymes was just epic.
The Doctor smacked the hell out the Doc Brown. "Let's just say there is an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your arse with rhyme:"
This guy is one of the most underrated ERB characters second to stephen king in my opinion
"Wannabe Einstein minus the stache! " Hilarious!
I rock the mic properly.
Turning profits I've got the key.
I'm the Juggernaut of stacking knots unstoppably.
The Disney-Land lord of your intellectual property.
So get back to work, that's my dime your wasting.
I didn't buy you for billions so you could play around debating.
Ah you belong to Disney, which means you stay busy.
Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy.
Artists begging me to stop, I WON'T LET EM.
Labor conditions in my shop, I DON'T SWEAT EM.
I'm powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic.
With only 3 circles, I dominate the planet.
Clearly, there's nobody near me.
I'm owning this battle, in fact I own this whole series.
So hop on my steamboat boys, but don't rock it.
I'll put a smile on your face and green in your pocket.
You'll be safe and ensure when you're under my employ.
LOOK AT IT! Gaze upon my empire of joy!
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Best rap in all of ERB
Not that good in real life, but hilarious in the video.
He was funny to see him try and rap
elementary my dear watson
Got a secret bout' you're homegirl Irene Adler :D
"That rat nest beard trapped so many crumbs this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month" Lloyd cracked Al Capone perfectly, he kicked Blackbeards ass. Blackbeard got Capwned
Couldn't win against a rock
Moses demolished santa. His raps were funny and well timed. He definitely won that rap.
The disses were so badass when it came to Moses, and his flow is so smooth...man I just love his verses :D
snoop dogg lmao
"When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the earth but he never mention a fat**** papa smurf!"
"I would mess up your face but your momma did that for me" plain epic "I invented jeet kune do so taste my slipper shoe, here's My two-finger pushup, kung f-u." Best ever
"I would mess up your face but your mama did that for me" lmao "I invented jeet kune do so taste my slipper shoe, here's my two finger pushup kung f-u." He was so awesome
Killed clint eastwood
It's more fit to rap against this f***ing CHAIR!
"You blow, Jobs. You arrogant prick with your second hand jeans and turtleneck." That makes me laugh every time. I can't decide who actually won though. They were both pretty good.
won the battle