Best Epic Rap Battles of History Characters

This is not the people in real life, but in these videos.

The Top Ten Best Epic Rap Battles of History Characters

1 Steven Hawking

10 million million particles in universe we can observe your mama took the ugly ones and put em into one nerd

This guy just rules. " There are ten million x8 particals of the universe that we can observe. your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. "You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll

Best auto tune music I've heard since T-Pain
"there are 10, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 particles in the universe that we can observe
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into 1 NERD! "

1. Stephen Hawking
2. Shakespeare
3. Moses
4. Beethoven
5. Darth Vader

2 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September more.

Adolf destroyed Darth Vader in their epic rap, ensuring victory with the "step in my shower" line.

His delivery was spot on and all his burns hit their target while vader had to make do with petty lines like "You're a pissed off little p****, with a napoleon d***". His delivery was also sub-par, especially during the last line, very sad indeed.

Beat vader both times. The second time was more awesome, though.

I love how Adolf represented his dominance in the final verse of Adolf Vs Darth 2. He really put a hurtn on Vader.

Hitler's rhymes were really good and funny, especially compared to Vader's in the second half of the Hitler vs Vader videos (I won't say the first, Vader's raps were actually funny then).

3 Darth Vader Darth Vader was the original dark lord for Star Wars. Darth Vader ruled with both fear and aggression. Originally Anakin Skywalker a young Jedi who was then seduced by the dark side of the force by Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious. Vader had his limbs cut off by his jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi leaving more.

Awesome rapper, and hilarious as well. It's quite obvious he beat Hitler, who's already awesome. - booklover1

Much better than Hitler who STUNK! Vader all the way baby

His raps are hilarious and own Adolf every time. He freezes Adolf in carbonite and then slices him in half. It's quite clear who won.

You can't against the dark sise of the force why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father!

4 Albert Einstein Albert Einstein was a German-born theoretical physicist who developed the theory of relativity, one of the two pillars of modern physics. His work is also known for its influence on the philosophy of science.


albert e equals mc squared epic line

I'm as dope as 2 rappers. You better be scared. Because that means Albert E=MC squarded!

Best lines in erb. “I’m as dope as 2 rappers so you better be scared, cause that means Albert e. = mc squats”- probably the smartest line. Also “take a seat Steve, oop, I see you’ve brought your own” basically every line was fire

5 Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.

Who doesn't like Chuck Norris I here he uses tabasco chilli sauce as eyedrops.

That's so fake, I'm sick of all the chuck norris hype on the internet, he is just a normal guy who is in fact a great martial artist but bruce lee is still way better.

Chuck Norris won when he said "I am Chuck Norris"

Lets rise the votes. I'm the new chuck!

First Verse: Good. Second Verse: Epic - booklover1

6 Beethoven

"ask Bach I have more c*** than Smith and Wesson" was the line that I think made him win the match against that little girl.

"I'm Committing Verbal Murder In The Major Third Degree.
My Name Is Beethoven Mother F*****, Maybe You've Heard Of Me. "

Beethoven SO Kicked Justin Bieber's Ass

"I would smack you but in germany we don't hit little girls"
Haha hillarious

Beethoven's music has lasted all these years, and their are still very few songs that EVEN come close to his epicness. Plus, his jokes were hilarious. And Justin bieber sucks, seriously, on the ERB website, on the part where you vote YOU can't EVEN SEE JUSTIN'S VOTES. The whole thing is for beethoven.

7 Napoleon Dynamite

That last line was genius

Napoleon Dynamite for the win!
"you're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang! "

8 William Shakespeare William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.

Last line in verse 1 "I bet you wrote the Twillight books too".
Plus he owned Dr. Seuss in verse 2 because his fast rapping.

He's got a motor in his mouth, he's so fast!

9 Mr. Rogers

The last line, "Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood. ", was amazing, plus he was able to keep his calm, and mellow attitude through almost the whole rap.

I'll say it once, Clarence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood.

"You call yourself T 'cause you too dumb to spell". Best rapper, should be nr.1

10 Genghis Khan

The Contenders

11 Abraham Lincoln

Abraham owned in the obama vs romney video

He was the only reason why Mitt Romney vs Obama isn't in my top 2 worst erb.

I'll properly reach across the aisle and b*$%*-smack you as equals, of the people, by the people, for the people, EAGLE! KAww!

12 HAL 9000
13 Dr. Who

In the Dr. Who vs Doc Brown rap battle, the Doctor had way more class than doc brown and the way he just came back to life and started spitting a barrage of rhymes was just epic.

The Doctor smacked the hell out the Doc Brown. "Let's just say there is an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your arse with rhyme:"

"Wannabe Einstein minus the stache! " Hilarious!

14 Walt Disney

I rock the mic properly.
Turning profits I've got the key.
I'm the Juggernaut of stacking knots unstoppably.
The Disney-Land lord of your intellectual property.
So get back to work, that's my dime your wasting.
I didn't buy you for billions so you could play around debating.
Ah you belong to Disney, which means you stay busy.
Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy.
Artists begging me to stop, I WON'T LET EM.
Labor conditions in my shop, I DON'T SWEAT EM.
I'm powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic.
With only 3 circles, I dominate the planet.
Clearly, there's nobody near me.
I'm owning this battle, in fact I own this whole series.
So hop on my steamboat boys, but don't rock it.
I'll put a smile on your face and green in your pocket.
You'll be safe and ensure when you're under my employ.
LOOK AT IT! Gaze upon my empire of joy!


15 Michael Bay Michael Benjamin Bay is an American filmmaker known for directing and producing big-budget action films characterized by fast cutting, stylistic visuals and extensive use of special effects, including frequent depiction of explosions.

Behind The Scenes, Watch it then come here and comment

Best rap in all of ERB

16 Sherlock Holmes

elementary my dear watson

17 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

Not that good in real life, but hilarious in the video. - booklover1

18 Robin

Got a secret bout' you're homegirl Irene Adler :D

19 Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II served as the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt more.
20 Moses

Moses demolished santa. His raps were funny and well timed. He definitely won that rap.

The disses were so badass when it came to Moses, and his flow is so I just love his verses :D

snoop dogg lmao

"When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the earth but he never mention a fat**** papa smurf! "

21 Al Capone

Couldn't win against a rock - bolbi9

"That rat nest beard trapped so many crumbs this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month" Lloyd cracked Al Capone perfectly, he kicked Blackbeards ass. Blackbeard got Capwned

22 Bruce Lee Bruce Lee was a Hong Kong American martial artist, action film actor, martial arts instructor, philosopher, filmmaker, and the founder of Jeet Kune Do.

It's more fit to rap against this f***ing CHAIR!

Killed clint eastwood

"I would mess up your face but your momma did that for me" plain epic "I invented jeet kune do so taste my slipper shoe, here's My two-finger pushup, kung f-u." Best ever

"I would mess up your face but your mama did that for me" lmao "I invented jeet kune do so taste my slipper shoe, here's my two finger pushup kung f-u." He was so awesome

23 Steve Jobs Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American entrepreneur and business magnate. He was the chairman, chief executive officer (CEO), and a co-founder of Apple Inc., chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar, a member of The Walt Disney Company's board of directors following more.


24 Bill Gates William Henry "Bill" Gates III is an American business magnate, entrepreneur, philanthropist, investor, and programmer.

"You blow, Jobs. You arrogant prick with your second hand jeans and turtleneck." That makes me laugh every time. I can't decide who actually won though. They were both pretty good.

won the battle

25 Watson
26 Mitt Romney

You're a stuttering communist. Love it!

27 Freddie Mercury Freddie Mercury (born Farrokh Bulsara, 5th September 1946 - 24th November 1991) was a Zanzibari-born British singer of Indian descent, songwriter and record producer, known as the lead vocalist and songwriter of the British rock band Queen. He also became known for his flamboyant stage persona and four-octave more.

Definitely the most one-sided Epic Rap Battle of HIstory there is

Suprised he isn't in the top 10

28 Mozart

"I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old! " One of the best lines Mozart said.

Totally kicked Skrillex's butt.. - Pony

Whole of his final verse is awesome

29 Hulk Hogan Terry Gene Bollea, better known by his ring name Hulk Hogan, is an American professional wrestler, actor, television personality, entrepreneur and rock bassist.

Hulk Hogan lost Vs Kim Jong Il,
Searsly, macho man. >=( Wheres Mr Rogers anyway. He poned Mr T

30 Master Chief Master Chief Petty Officer John-117, more commonly known as the Master Chief, is a SPARTAN-II commando of the UNSC Naval Special Warfare Command. He is the protagonist and main character in both the Halo trilogy and Reclaimer Saga.

"300 ases need a kickn give more teebags than Lipton"
Master chief

31 Dr. Suess

Love him and his drawings

The Cat In the Hat was hilarious. - shawnmccaul22

32 The Artists

The artists totally won

need to be first

33 Cleopatra
34 Gorbachev

Tore down that wall like the Kool-aid Man! OH YEAH!
Just... Wow. He's energetic, he has great flow, great lines, great costume, heck, his birthmark even says ERB. You CAN NOT get any better than this guy.

35 Nikola Tesla

Clearly. what is it doing way down here

36 Joan of Arc Joan of Arc, nicknamed "The Maid of Orléans", is considered a heroine of France for her role during the Lancastrian phase of the Hundred Years' War, and was canonized as a Roman Catholic saint. more.

-Lord forgive me for the words I speak. I know the voices of the angels tell me turn the other cheek, BUT IMMA BOUT TO RIP HANNAH Montana'S TONGUE RIGHT THROUGH HER TEETH!


37 Goku Son Goku (Kakarrot) is the main protagonist in Dragon Ball franchise created by Akira Toriyama in 1984. He has many abilities like, super strength, utilization of ki, flight, teleportation, super speed, enhanced reflexes, and Super Saiyan transformation that increase strength, speed, and durability. more.

That I'm a super saiyan and you're a flying miss daisy gets me every time

Don’t lecture me about fights, you capes coward. You got your ass beat by a bat with no powers.

38 Napoleon Bonaparte

His verses were well made and he performed them perfectly. His mixture of movie references and french phrases was fantastic. - izzychavez

39 Clint Eastwood Clinton "Clint" Eastwood Jr. is an American actor, film director, producer, musician, and political figure.

His last verse against Bruce Lee ''I beat in round two but that be unbelievable, No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel''...too darn deep man

40 Easter Bunny

"The Great Waaalll couldn't keep you out of China, watch me rub my foot for luck and shove it right up your v*g*na! - benhos

41 Leonidas

Your armor is hard but my abs are harder!
I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these guns!
This is Sparta!

42 Gandhi
43 Stephen King

Stephen King was so amazing in the battle. He had flow, disses, and style that beat Poe hard. - FalconofFlames

44 Mr. T
45 Ben Franklin Benjamin Franklin was an American polymath and one of the Founding Fathers of the United States. Franklin was a leading author, printer, political theorist, politician, freemason, postmaster, scientist, inventor, humorist, civic activist, statesman, and diplomat.
46 Batman

Hello my friend I just stopped by to this cool website to say I love batman he's my hero I mean no homosexual

No, he was the worst - 445956

47 Doc Brown

Beat Dr Who with the 1.21 gigawatts! - SuperheroSith

48 Michael Jackson

He's awesome
And he looks great!

49 Christopher Columbus
50 Lady Gaga Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, known professionally as Lady Gaga, is an American singer, songwriter, and actress. more.

Lol no Lady Gaga was the worst ERB character - FalconofFlames

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