Best Epic Rap Battles of History CharactersThis is not the people in real life, but in these videos.
This guy just rules. " There are ten million x8 particals of the universe that we can observe. your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. "You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll
Best best the best ever!
Adolf destroyed Darth Vader in their epic rap, ensuring victory with the "step in my shower" line.
His delivery was spot on and all his burns hit their target while Vader had to make do with petty lines like "You're a pissed off little p****, with a Napoleon d***". His delivery was also sub-par, especially during the last line, very sad indeed.
Hitler's rhymes were really good and funny, especially compared to Vader's in the second half of the Hitler vs Vader videos (I won't say the first, Vader's raps were actually funny then).
I love how Adolf represented his dominance in the final verse of Adolf Vs Darth 2. He really put a hurtn on Vader.
Beat vader both times. The second time was more awesome, though.
His raps are hilarious and own Adolf every time. He freezes Adolf in carbonite and then slices him in half. It's quite clear who won.
Awesome rapper, and hilarious as well. It's quite obvious he beat Hitler, who's already awesome.
You can't against the dark sise of the force why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father!
Hitla somehow ruined the whole rap battle. I think it was the moustache...
Best lines in erb. "I'm as dope as 2 rappers so you better be scared, cause that means Albert e. = mc squats"- probably the smartest line. Also "take a seat Steve, oop, I see you've brought your own" basically every line was fire
I'm as dope as 2 rappers. You better be scared. Because that means Albert E=MC squarded!
Yeah, Abe Lincoln wasn't very good.
Abe is still awesome in real life.
Who doesn't like Chuck Norris I here he uses tabasco chilli sauce as eyedrops.
Lets rise the votes. I'm the new chuck!
Beethoven's music has lasted all these years, and their are still very few songs that EVEN come close to his epicness. Plus, his jokes were hilarious. And Justin bieber sucks, seriously, on the ERB website, on the part where you vote YOU can't EVEN SEE JUSTIN'S VOTES. The whole thing is for beethoven.
Want to trade blows? You can't even hit puberty!
Owned JB there and utterly destroyed him in the battle as a whole
He sucked in the first verse but dominated with his second.
Napoleon Dynamite for the win!
"you're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang! "
Last line in verse 1 "I bet you wrote the Twillight books too".
Plus he owned Dr. Seuss in verse 2 because his fast rapping.
He's got a motor in his mouth, he's so fast!
The last line, "Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood. ", was amazing, plus he was able to keep his calm, and mellow attitude through almost the whole rap.
I'll say it once, Clarence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood.
"You call yourself T 'cause you too dumb to spell". Best rapper, should be no. 1.
I'll properly reach across the aisle and b*$%*-smack you as equals, of the people, by the people, for the people, EAGLE! KAww!
He was the only reason why Mitt Romney vs Obama isn't in my top 2 worst erb.
In the Dr. Who vs Doc Brown rap battle, the Doctor had way more class than doc brown and the way he just came back to life and started spitting a barrage of rhymes was just epic.
The Doctor smacked the hell out the Doc Brown. "Let's just say there is an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your arse with rhyme:"
I rock the mic properly.
Turning profits I've got the key.
I'm the Juggernaut of stacking knots unstoppably.
The Disney-Land lord of your intellectual property.
So get back to work, that's my dime your wasting.
I didn't buy you for billions so you could play around debating.
Ah you belong to Disney, which means you stay busy.
Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy.
Artists begging me to stop, I WON'T LET EM.
Labor conditions in my shop, I DON'T SWEAT EM.
I'm powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic.
With only 3 circles, I dominate the planet.
Clearly, there's nobody near me.
I'm owning this battle, in fact I own this whole series.
So hop on my steamboat boys, but don't rock it.
I'll put a smile on your face and green in your pocket.
You'll be safe and ensure when you're under my employ.
LOOK AT IT! Gaze upon my empire of joy!
Not that good in real life, but hilarious in the video.
"That rat nest beard trapped so many crumbs this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month" Lloyd cracked Al Capone perfectly, he kicked Blackbeards ass. Blackbeard got Capwned
Moses demolished santa. His raps were funny and well timed. He definitely won that rap.
"I would mess up your face but your momma did that for me" plain epic "I invented jeet kune do so taste my slipper shoe, here's My two-finger pushup, kung f-u." Best ever
Killed clint eastwood
"You blow, Jobs. You arrogant prick with your second hand jeans and turtleneck." That makes me laugh every time. I can't decide who actually won though. They were both pretty good.