Best Epic Rap Battles of History Characters

This is not the people in real life, but in these videos.
The Top Ten
Steven Hawking

This guy just rules. " There are ten million x8 particals of the universe that we can observe. your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. "You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll

He played angry birds he's weird

Best best the best ever!

AGREE 100%

Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 - April 30, 1945) was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and Führer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September ...read more.

Hitler's rhymes were really good and funny, especially compared to Vader's in the second half of the Hitler vs Vader videos (I won't say the first, Vader's raps were actually funny then).

I love how Adolf represented his dominance in the final verse of Adolf Vs Darth 2. He really put a hurtn on Vader.

Beat vader both times. The second time was more awesome, though.

Hitler destroyed Darth vader in both raps!

Darth Vader Darth Vader is a Star Wars character and the main antagonist of the first three original Star Wars films and the main protagonist of the Star Wars prequel trilogy under his original name Anakin Skywalker. He had been trained as a Jedi but defected to the Sith lord and Galactic Chancellor Palpatine. ...read more.

His raps are hilarious and own Adolf every time. He freezes Adolf in carbonite and then slices him in half. It's quite clear who won.

Awesome rapper, and hilarious as well. It's quite obvious he beat Hitler, who's already awesome.

You can't against the dark sise of the force why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father!

Much better than Hitler who STUNK! Vader all the way baby

Albert Einstein Albert Einstein was a German-born theoretical physicist who developed the theory of relativity, one of the two pillars of modern physics. His work is also known for its influence on the philosophy of science.

I'm as dope as 2 rappers. You better be scared. Because that means Albert E=MC squarded!

Best lines in erb. “I’m as dope as 2 rappers so you better be scared, cause that means Albert e. = mc squats”- probably the smartest line. Also “take a seat Steve, oop, I see you’ve brought your own” basically every line was fire

albert e equals mc squared epic line

HAVING SEX WITH SPEAK AND SPELL...
AWESOME RAPPER.. HE IS FABULOUS... HIS DANCE IS ALSO like AWESOME

Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.

Yeah, Abe Lincoln wasn't very good.
Abe is still awesome in real life.

Who doesn't like Chuck Norris I here he uses tabasco chilli sauce as eyedrops.

Chuck Norris won when he said "I am Chuck Norris"

Lets rise the votes. I'm the new chuck!

Beethoven

Beethoven's music has lasted all these years, and their are still very few songs that EVEN come close to his epicness. Plus, his jokes were hilarious. And Justin bieber sucks, seriously, on the ERB website, on the part where you vote YOU can't EVEN SEE JUSTIN'S VOTES. The whole thing is for beethoven.

He sucked in the first verse but dominated with his second.

Want to trade blows? You can't even hit puberty!
Owned JB there and utterly destroyed him in the battle as a whole

"I would smack you but in germany we don't hit little girls"
Haha hillarious

Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite for the win!
"you're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang! "

That last line was genius

William Shakespeare William Shakespeare was an English poet, playwright, and actor, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.

Last line in verse 1 "I bet you wrote the Twillight books too".
Plus he owned Dr. Seuss in verse 2 because his fast rapping.

He's got a motor in his mouth, he's so fast!

Genghis Khan
Mr. Rogers

The last line, "Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood. ", was amazing, plus he was able to keep his calm, and mellow attitude through almost the whole rap.

I'll say it once, Clarence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f out of my neighborhood.

"You call yourself T 'cause you too dumb to spell". Best rapper, should be no. 1

The Contenders
HAL 9000
Abraham Lincoln

I'll properly reach across the aisle and b*$%*-smack you as equals, of the people, by the people, for the people, EAGLE! KAww!

He was the only reason why Mitt Romney vs Obama isn't in my top 2 worst erb.

Abraham owned in the obama vs romney video

Dr. Who

In the Dr. Who vs Doc Brown rap battle, the Doctor had way more class than doc brown and the way he just came back to life and started spitting a barrage of rhymes was just epic.

The Doctor smacked the hell out the Doc Brown. "Let's just say there is an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your arse with rhyme:"

This guy is one of the most underrated ERB characters second to stephen king in my opinion

"Wannabe Einstein minus the stache! " Hilarious!

Walt Disney

(M-I-C)
I rock the mic properly.
(K-E-Y)
Turning profits I've got the key.
I'm the Juggernaut of stacking knots unstoppably.
The Disney-Land lord of your intellectual property.
So get back to work, that's my dime your wasting.
I didn't buy you for billions so you could play around debating.
Ah you belong to Disney, which means you stay busy.
Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy.
Artists begging me to stop, I WON'T LET EM.
Labor conditions in my shop, I DON'T SWEAT EM.
I'm powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic.
With only 3 circles, I dominate the planet.
Clearly, there's nobody near me.
I'm owning this battle, in fact I own this whole series.
So hop on my steamboat boys, but don't rock it.
I'll put a smile on your face and green in your pocket.
You'll be safe and ensure when you're under my employ.
LOOK AT IT! Gaze upon my empire of joy!

Michael Bay Michael Benjamin Bay is an American filmmaker known for directing and producing big-budget action films characterized by fast cutting, stylistic visuals and extensive use of special effects, including frequent depiction of explosions.

Behind The Scenes, Watch it then come here and comment

Best rap in all of ERB

Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

Not that good in real life, but hilarious in the video.

Sherlock Holmes

elementary my dear watson

Robin

Got a secret bout' you're homegirl Irene Adler :D

Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II served as the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt ...read more.
Moses

Moses demolished santa. His raps were funny and well timed. He definitely won that rap.

The disses were so badass when it came to Moses, and his flow is so smooth...man I just love his verses :D

snoop dogg lmao

"When I was high up on the mountain, God revealed the truths of the earth but he never mention a fat**** papa smurf!"

Watson
Al Capone

"That rat nest beard trapped so many crumbs this bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month" Lloyd cracked Al Capone perfectly, he kicked Blackbeards ass. Blackbeard got Capwned

Couldn't win against a rock

Steve Jobs Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American entrepreneur and business magnate. He was the chairman, chief executive officer (CEO), and a co-founder of Apple Inc., chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar, a member of The Walt Disney Company's board of directors following ...read more.
Bruce Lee Bruce Lee was a Hong Kong American martial artist, action film actor, martial arts instructor, philosopher, filmmaker, and the founder of Jeet Kune Do.

"I would mess up your face but your momma did that for me" plain epic "I invented jeet kune do so taste my slipper shoe, here's My two-finger pushup, kung f-u." Best ever

"I would mess up your face but your mama did that for me" lmao "I invented jeet kune do so taste my slipper shoe, here's my two finger pushup kung f-u." He was so awesome

Killed clint eastwood

It's more fit to rap against this f***ing CHAIR!

Bill Gates William Henry "Bill" Gates III is an American business magnate, entrepreneur, philanthropist, investor, and programmer.

"You blow, Jobs. You arrogant prick with your second hand jeans and turtleneck." That makes me laugh every time. I can't decide who actually won though. They were both pretty good.

won the battle

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