Best Epic Rap Battles of History Lines

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The Top Ten

1 I Am Chuck F****** Norris!!!! - Chuck Norris

I've spread more blood and ogre than four score of your puny civil wars!

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2 There are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the universe - Stephen Hawking

Every time I talk to my mate and his sister about epic rap battles in history, they come out singing this line

Statistically speaking this is the biggest burn ever.

"... That we can observe, yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into 1 NERD! "

This is greatest quote. Just like how Pinkie Pie is best pony. - MusicalPony

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3 Beijing is in China, you blonde a****** - Kim Jong Il
4 Mustache, I call that dirty sanchez on your lip - Darth Vader
5 My name is Beethoven, m*********** - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Maybe you heard of me?

6 Well you Can't Buy Me Love, but I'll kick your ass for free - John Lennon
7 You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang! - Napoleon Bonaparte

This is without a doubt, the deadliest line in all of ERB's history.

8 I'd rather suck George Bush's d***, than Yoko Ono's! - Bill O'Reilly
9 You need to wash off dawg, here step in my shower - Adolf Hitler

I'm not gay

10 I won the Civil War with my beard, now I'm here to kick your ass! - Abe Linocln

The Contenders

11 You did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind! - Nikola Tesla
12 In Germany, we don't slap little girls - Ludwig Van Beethoven

-"I'm glad I'm deaf so I don't have to hear that piece of shi My World"

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13 Cause that means Albert E=MC squared - Einstein
14 I am passively resisting the fact that you suck, I am celibate because I don't have a f*** - Gandhi

In my opinion an underrated line. I didn't vote for it but it's so witty (since celibacy is to not do the nasty. Duh-uh. )

Any more lines like this and I would be in the hospital

15 iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack - Bill Gates
16 By the power invested in me and this giant bald bird, the president shall not be the shiniest of two turds! - Abraham Lincoln
17 I'll say this once, Laurence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f*** out of my neighbourhood - Mr. Rogers

How is this 52. How is 50 not in the 20's. How people!

18 Of the people, by the people, for the people, EAGLE! - Abraham Lincoln

My friend showed me this one, and that was Obama, not Lincoln. - RalphBob

Who won?
Who’s next?
YOU DECIDE!
Epic Rap Battles OF HISTORY

19 Your rapping is even weaker than your fight scenes, just one punch and over 9000 screams! - Superman

Superman won with that line

20 When I was high upon the mountains, God revealed the truths of the Earth but he never mentioned a fat ass papa smurf - Moses
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