Best Epic Rap Battles of History Lines

The Top Ten
1 I Am Chuck F****** Norris!!!! - Chuck Norris

I've spread more blood and ogre than four score of your puny civil wars!

He wins with his second verse!

Needs at least 99%

I've spread more blood & gore than forty score of your puny civil wars, BITCH!

2 There are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the universe - Stephen Hawking

Every time I talk to my mate and his sister about epic rap battles in history, they come out singing this line

Statistically speaking this is the biggest burn ever.

"... That we can observe, yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into 1 NERD! "

Just can't stop saying that line.

3 Beijing is in China, you blonde a****** - Kim Jong Il
4 Mustache, I call that dirty sanchez on your lip - Darth Vader
5 My name is Beethoven, m*********** - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Maybe you heard of me?

6 Well you Can't Buy Me Love, but I'll kick your ass for free - John Lennon
7 You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang! - Napoleon Bonaparte

This is without a doubt, the deadliest line in all of ERB's history.

8 I'd rather suck George Bush's d***, than Yoko Ono's! - Bill O'Reilly
9 You need to wash off dawg, here step in my shower - Adolf Hitler
10 I won the Civil War with my beard, now I'm here to kick your ass! - Abe Linocln
The Contenders
11 You did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind! - Nikola Tesla
12 I'd beat you in round two but that'd be unbelievable. No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel. - Clint Eastwood

Feeling lucky punk

Best line ever

13 You've lost so many babies we should call you, Miss Carriage - Cleopatra
14 Cause that means Albert E=MC squared - Einstein

"i'm dope as 2 rappers you better be scared
That means albert E=MCsquadeg"-genius

Damn, who even though of that?!

15 In Germany, we don't slap little girls - Ludwig Van Beethoven

-"I'm glad I'm deaf so I don't have to hear that piece of shi My World"

I love this line

16 You killed god so I gotta ask, did he die of shame when he made your mustache? - Confucius
17 I am passively resisting the fact that you suck, I am celibate because I don't have a f*** - Gandhi

In my opinion an underrated line. I didn't vote for it but it's so witty (since celibacy is to not do the nasty. Duh-uh. )

Any more lines like this and I would be in the hospital

18 I'll say this once, Laurence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the f*** out of my neighbourhood - Mr. Rogers

How is this 52. How is 50 not in the 20's. How people!

19 Of the people, by the people, for the people, EAGLE! - Abraham Lincoln

My friend showed me this one, and that was Obama, not Lincoln.

20 iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack - Bill Gates
21 By the power invested in me and this giant bald bird, the president shall not be the shiniest of two turds! - Abraham Lincoln
22 Your rapping is even weaker than your fight scenes, just one punch and over 9000 screams! - Superman

Superman won with that line

23 Laozi, I don’t mean no disrespect, but you need to fill your bowl with some s*** that makes some sense! - Sun Tzu
24 You shall not pass! - Gandalf
25 Suck my robot balls - Darth Vader
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