Best Eric Cartman Lines

The Top Ten

1 Screw you guys... I'm goin home

This is what I say when people hats on Will and Dewitt and other shows released by Encircle Entertainment.

2 Respect my authoritah!

3 No kitty it's my pot pie

4 But Mom

5 Kyle's Mom's a stupid b****

That, I have to agree with.

6 What evah, I'll do what I want

Everybody does what they want. Just like me.

7 Don't call me fat you f***in Jew!

8 Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah I made you eat your parents

Jesus Christ dude

9 F*** f****** f***-f***-f***!

"How would you like to go see the school counsellor?! "

Eric, did you just say the "f-word"?!

10 God d*****

The Contenders

11 M***********

12 I'm not fat... I'm big boned

13 Na na na an na na! Hah hah hah hah hah hah!

14 Just slap her t****** around, stick it inside her, and pee

15 Can't read my (X2) No he can't read my pokerface

16 Scott Baio gave me pinkeye

17 Suck my balls

18 No way, that's hella lame

19 If Dolphins Are So Smart Then Why Do They Live In Igloos?

20 You get your b**** a** back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

21 Ow my ass!

22 How would you like to suck my balls!

23 Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls!

24 Sweet!

25 Oh that's kooo.

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