Top Ten Best Family Guy Episodes

Family Guy is superb, but there are indeed episodes that stand out from all the rest.

The Top Ten

1 Petarded

I love this episode! There's this song they cut from the episode (It's on the DVD extended edition, on the Hulu version, and I think on Netflix) called "Peter is Slow", and it's AMAZING. You can just look up "Family Guy Peter is Slow" and it will come up. The song is short but great. The song got cut for use of the word "retarded".

Honestly, this is just hilarious. It confirms everyone's suspicions about peter. But why is and then there were fewer on here? It killed the spirit of family guy, the nonsensical lolwut kind of humor like most of season 10. It was good, but it wasn't family guy.

I knew as soon as I clicked on this list that this exact episode would be on top. Best family guy ever! I love the game night at the beginning of the episode

The wild firetruck takes down the gazelle and begins to consume it. The firetruck can consume up to half its body weight per day. The ambulances will have to wait for the scraps when the firetruck is done.

2 Road to the Multiverse

This takes an infrequently explored idea of going across far more than one other universe than their own, but across other possibilities and makes it fascinating by executing the idea correctly. This particular episode had me returning to explore more of episodes like these even after the fact I saw this show as an infant. It has the right pinch of humor to appeal to the people they want to catch the attention of, and also has a good amount of humor to appeal to more than just adolescents, to apply to those that want to see Family Guy after years and years of tuning in when they were adolescents themselves.

This is a pretty much perfect episode, all together. All of the jokes work, all of the universes are clever, and the relationship between Brian and Stewie is a realistic and enjoyable one.
"It's a wonderful day for pie! " Need I say more?

It's Seth's fave, and it's just so creative. Petarded is a very funny episode, but come on. Modern episodes aren't good? Answer for this, then.

Without any doubt the best Family Guy episode of all-time. Seth MacFarlane is such a genius.

3 And Then There Were Fewer

This is literally my favorite episode in the entire series! I love survival/horror specials where people have to find a way to survive and investigate who could have killed someone. And now that they've recreated that with Family Guy, I had to watch it and I loved it! (SPOILER) And the ending was so unpredictable! DIANE SIMMONS?! She was probably the last person you'd expect! For God's sake, SEAMUS would be more convincing. And then Loid finds out and Diane tries to kill her. Now this is where is got really unpredictable, when Diane was about to pull the trigger, she got shot, fell into the water, and the mysterious hero was Stewie. Of course, the only reason he saved his mom was because he wanted to be the first to kill her, but it's the thought that counts

This episode was amazing. It managed to point out flaws in the horror genre that make it occasionaly dull, ("Oh my God! " You're the man or woman who's been killing people! ") while still being entertaining. It truly was a mystery, and I was actually expecting Consuela to be the killer. Also the fact that it is a parody of a book by one of my favorite authors makes it cool. Oh, and the Jew jokes were hilarious too.

This is one of my favorite episodes of Family guy. I love this episode because it is kind of different than the movie Clue (1985). Speaking of this episode of Family guy, I have been watching this episode on Netflix in my phone a lot. I just like to watch something mysterious and scary like Clue and this episode.

This episode is #1! I love the jokes and everyone is a suspect no one is 100% innocent. Its like a detective episode everyone had a funny part in this episode and everyone reacted different to the deaths of various people through he episode. If got me glued to my seat trying to figure out who was the killer.


Hate this, I think of pierce the veil when I see this and I wanna just puke

Does this list get you turned on? Well it's my list.

My all time favorite episode! Should be at least #2!

The opening with bin laden was the best part

5 I Dream of Jesus

This one is so funny when Peter Griffin does his little dance in the reaustaraunt and I also like when they scratch up the disc so he can't listen to it anymore the was funny!

Peter's moment when he supposedly has a heart attack was hilarious! That song is really cool too haha

Why is this on here? It would of been more favourable of me if the Jesus thing wasn't in this

Jesus and Surfin Bird they are the two best things in the world

6 Da Boom

This was the first GREAT episode of family guy. The end of the world theme is handled brilliantly, and who could forget about the debut of the chicken fight gag. This is a classic episode at the least.

First episode with Mila Kunis as Meg, funny how Meg is so ugly and Mila Kunis is easily one of the hottest girls alive!

The ending is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, even by Family Guy's standards, which is saying a LOT.

A funny episode about the end of the world. I love Stewie in this episode and who could forget the chicken?

7 Road to Rhode Island

I love all of the Family Guy episodes, but this one is a personal favorite. It reminds me of the good old days of Family Guy, where Stewie was actually diabolical and evil, and made the most hilarious wise-cracks about Brian's dead mother. Somehow, the fact that the two didn't even like each other and were thrown together on the trip made it fun, hilarious, and just overall awesome. The overall episode had the funniest jokes (in my humble opinion) and the story somehow manages to mix the feeling of nostalgia, a would-be sad storyline (if it weren't for Stewie's constant jokes) and fun. That, in my opinion, is the making of a good episode. Also, the song blew me away as well

This is great. Really great. It's the start of a beautiful friendship between two unlikely friends, yet not soppy and sentimental, it's hilarious and witty and clever, and the part where Brian is taken from the puppy mill and when he finds out his mother is dead should have been sad, but are saved by 'Hey, does anyone have thumbs? No? ' and Stewie's various witty remarks, especially the 'And God said to Abraham' part. This is a classic episode that will remain in the hearts of family guy fans generations after the show comes to a close.

A classic episode. Lovely character development, jokes and music. The start of Brian and Stewie's friendship and just a pleasure to watch. It's nice to see Brian refer to Stewie as "kid" and develop a bond. The characters really feel three dimensional and things are more subtle and nice and witty than in the later seasons.
This probably isn't a very persuasive argument or anything, just some things I like.

Road to Rhode Island... Where do I start? I loved every little bit about it; from the jokes to the emotional moments to the not-so emotional moments... It was just a spectacular episode. I loved the music, the story, the animations, and the scene on the box-car at the end was one that I will remember forever. Road to Rhode Island's song was also just AMAZING.

8 Back to the Pilot

One of the best and funniest episodes ever when Stewie and Brian go back in time for a ball he buried in the backyard. Until Brian alters the past when he tells his former self about 9/11 he prevents it and makes the world worse. My favorite part was when everyone all types of Stewie and Brian's were coming in and one of them had Peter come with them.

Awesome episode! It really reminded the viewers on how much the show has changed and developed throughout the years. Not only that, but the gag at the end where a version of Brian and Stewie were spinning things saying: "This is life for some reason! " is one of the funniest in the show. The 9/11 gags were pretty good as well.

Best episode ever, I loved how they went back in time to the very first episode and got themselves in a paradox. Shat would have been absolutely AWESOME is if in the firdt episode you could see the extra Stewie and Brian in some parts, it would have taken a lot of planning though. This is closely followed by 'And then there were fewer'.

I don't think I'll laugh at anything regarding 9/11 like I did watching this episode. I feel guilty, but that's a feeling you come to enjoy if you're a Family Guy fan lmao

9 Blue Harvest

10 reasons these episodes are great:

1. It's epic.
2. It has some really funny jokes.
3. For the first time in the whole T.V. show, Peter is cool.
4. Chris finally gets to be the main guy.
5. After watching the first episode, you go on to watch the second just to find yourself getting all nostalgic about the side characters from the previous episodes.
6. Cool action scenes.
7. Stewie was badass as Darth Vader.
8. Some secondary family guy characters are seriously hilarious in these episodes.
9. Good soundtracks.
10. Hilarious prologues.
Improvement: They could've break new grounds by adding more Megs.

When they tried to take a couch was the best moment

This is just epic! Cleveland is so funny as R-2

I watched this before the primere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

10 Stewie Kills Lois

Stewie is upset that Lois goes on a cruise without him so he kills Lois but she isn't dead she comes back after Peter was framed by Stewie when they get back home the family is held hostage by Stewie and Stewie goes to Washington D.C. using Brian as his sheild he soon becomes world ruler.

This one was good and the ending wasn't exactly suprising. I knew even stewie would of done all that. You know stewie acts like he is going to destroy the world but he actually tries to save it in his time machine with Brian

When you figure out that that was a simulation you say phew that was close.

The picture itself explains the satisfactory.

The Contenders

11 Road to the North Pole

Love this one! All of the "Road to" episodes are great. Road to Rhode Island is my favorite then Road to Rupert and this one is my 3rd favorite.

Dude -___- come on, haven't you watch this episode ever? This is the best Christmas episode of family guy, specially when they killed the whole family when they tried to delivere the X-mas presents

The scene with quagmire had me go to the doctor from blacking out due to laughing.

I watch this every year around Christmas

12 Emission Impossible

LOIS! You can't spell love without L O. You can't spell is without I S. You can't spell silo without lois. Lol one of my favorite lines in the series

I loved the part where lois chokes on a watermelon.

Brilliant episode! Funny all the way to the end.

This captures the very best moments of Stewie

13 Three Kings

Love how they make fun of Stand By Me and also Shawskank Redemption. One of the funnier but more clever episodes especially when Meg is found dead haha

Stephen King and family Guy? Those are 2 of my favorite things! I must be dreaming!

14 Stew-Roids

All I can say is haha. This episode is sick and when he starts flowing like. Seth Macfarlane definitely went over the top.

What are you on about? There isn't one episode of family guy that is even remotely 'sick'. How about you do better before judging...

I saw this episode last night and it was absolutely hilarious!


15 Patriot Games

When Stevie beats Brian's ass - - I nearly pissed my pants, I was laughing so hard!
..."Yeah, you got money for fake mustaches, so where's my money?!?! "

This one is so funny, Stewie being Tony Soprano against Brian.
Underrated episode!

That what happens man... You got money for buy an fake mustaches huh..!? How many you pay for the fake mustches!

Where's my money, man? Where's my money?

16 Stewie Loves Lois

The "relax I am doctor" scenes where both crazy, creepy and funny at the same time!

Stewie: Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mama. Mommy. Mama! Mom. Mom. Mommy! Mama!
Lois: WHAT?!
Stewie: Hi. HAHA

17 Meet the Quagmires

Seth macfarlane singing never gonna give you up was amazing.

Is there such thing as a character better than quagmire?

Awesome episode, Quagmire becomes a wuss, haha!

The filmplay of this episode was oustanding

18 Lois Kills Stewie

I like the part where Peter and Lois switched bodies and that the whole thing was a simulation.

I like the song the list in this episode

I like stewies song 2

Basically same thing as Stewie kills Lois because it’s a 2 parter

19 Road to Germany

I have no idea why this is so low. It should be top 10 for sure. Episode was so funny.

Fire underrated

20 Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure

An awesome episode showing the future although not as good as road to multiverse

This should be top 10

21 Forget-Me-Not

"I think my name is 'manly' WALKER."
"You mean, WHEELER? "
"It must be WHEELER...I think it's WHEELER."

22 The Simpsons Guy

If you probably love The Simpsons, I bet you're gonna love this episode too!

Are you serious?!? There will never be an episode like this!

A cross between the Simpsons and family guy #awesome

This episode hasn't even aired yet...

23 McStroke

This episode is honestly the funniest in my opinion.
When Peter has a stroke and crashes his car into a tree beside the river and the rowers are going up the river shouting "Stroke, Stroke Stroke" and Peter is like "STOP MOCKING ME! " hahah, awesome.

It's mustache kinda morning chris. I watched the sunrise in my jeans jean shirt and jean jacket

This one should be higher on the list. this is simply one of the funniest episodes, only losing to "Petarded".

It is the best!

24 Dial Meg for Murder

Meg curbstomps peter and destroys eyeryting whats not to love about this episode?

I Meant To Finish With "Of The Episode" Sorry

Meg Is A Badass In The Middle Of The Epy

I'm home! You're all my bitches now!

25 Halloween On Spooner Street

"Now give me forty dollars! "
"Bu-but I don't have forty dollars. "
"Fine. I undestand. I'll come back tomorrow for eighty! And I'll be taking this welcome mat! "

I love this part!

Besides that awkward incest between Meg and Chris, this was an OK episode!

Go to hell you undead basters

I love this episode. Too bad that Seth MacFarlane had only one Halloween episode. 😢

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