Top Ten Best Family Guy Episodes

Family Guy is superb, but there are indeed episodes that stand out from all the rest.

The Top Ten

1 Petarded

I knew as soon as I clicked on this list that this exact episode would be on top. Best family guy ever! I love the game night at the beginning of the episode - RandomAccount297

first episode of family guy I ever saw, freakin hilarious!

I love this episode! There's this song they cut from the episode (It's on the DVD extended edition, on the Hulu version, and I think on Netflix) called "Peter is Slow", and it's AMAZING. You can just look up "Family Guy Peter is Slow" and it will come up. The song is short but great. The song got cut for use of the word "retarded".

The wild firetruck takes down the gazelle and begins to consume it. The firetruck can consume up to half its body weight per day. The ambulances will have to wait for the scraps when the firetruck is done.

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2 Road to the Multiverse

Look at him, Brian. Free in a universe where can... OH MY GOD HE GOT HIT BY A CAR!

Without any doubt the best Family Guy episode of all-time. Seth MacFarlane is such a genius.

The most well done Family Guy episode ever! I love the Disney Universe! And the dog one!

"Look at how gayly we walk! " ^---^

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3 And Then There Were Fewer

This is literally my favorite episode in the entire series! I love survival/horror specials where people have to find a way to survive and investigate who could have killed someone. And now that they've recreated that with Family Guy, I had to watch it and I loved it! (SPOILER) And the ending was so unpredictable! DIANE SIMMONS?! She was probably the last person you'd expect! For God's sake, SEAMUS would be more convincing. And then Loid finds out and Diane tries to kill her. Now this is where is got really unpredictable, when Diane was about to pull the trigger, she got shot, fell into the water, and the mysterious hero was Stewie. Of course, the only reason he saved his mom was because he wanted to be the first to kill her, but it's the thought that counts

This episode is #1! I love the jokes and everyone is a suspect no one is 100% innocent. Its like a detective episode everyone had a funny part in this episode and everyone reacted different to the deaths of various people through he episode. If got me glued to my seat trying to figure out who was the killer.

This is one of my favorite episodes of Family guy. I love this episode because it is kind of different than the movie Clue (1985). Speaking of this episode of Family guy, I have been watching this episode on Netflix in my phone a lot. I just like to watch something mysterious and scary like Clue and this episode.

Funny. Unpredictable. Amazing­čśŤ

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4 PTV

Ptv should be first
Amazingly funny and creative, I mean the side boob hour and you cheeky bastard
It is even Seth macfarlane favorite episode

Does this list get you turned on? Well it's my list.

Best episode eve :) this should be number 1

Really funny episode

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5 I Dream of Jesus

Everybody knows that the bird is the word!

Peter's moment when he supposedly has a heart attack was hilarious! That song is really cool too haha

Why is this NOT called the surfin' bird episode?

"Lady on the toilet did you know that the bird is the word? "

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6 Back to the Pilot

One of the best and funniest episodes ever when Stewie and Brian go back in time for a ball he buried in the backyard. Until Brian alters the past when he tells his former self about 9/11 he prevents it and makes the world worse. My favorite part was when everyone all types of Stewie and Brian's were coming in and one of them had Peter come with them. - rockrockmountain

Awesome episode! It really reminded the viewers on how much the show has changed and developed throughout the years. Not only that, but the gag at the end where a version of Brian and Stewie were spinning things saying: "This is life for some reason! " is one of the funniest in the show. The 9/11 gags were pretty good as well.

Best episode ever, I loved how they went back in time to the very first episode and got themselves in a paradox. Shat would have been absolutely AWESOME is if in the firdt episode you could see the extra Stewie and Brian in some parts, it would have taken a lot of planning though. This is closely followed by 'And then there were fewer'.

"We did it we stopped 9/11"- A time travelling baby called Stewie and a talking dog

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7 Da Boom

A funny episode about the end of the world. I love Stewie in this episode and who could forget the chicken?

The ending is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, even by Family Guy's standards, which is saying a LOT.

First episode with Mila Kunis as Meg, funny how Meg is so ugly and Mila Kunis is easily one of the hottest girls alive!

I love this episode so much. ^_^

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8 Road to Rhode Island

I love all of the Family Guy episodes, but this one is a personal favorite. It reminds me of the good old days of Family Guy, where Stewie was actually diabolical and evil, and made the most hilarious wise-cracks about Brian's dead mother. Somehow, the fact that the two didn't even like each other and were thrown together on the trip made it fun, hilarious, and just overall awesome. The overall episode had the funniest jokes (in my humble opinion) and the story somehow manages to mix the feeling of nostalgia, a would-be sad storyline (if it weren't for Stewie's constant jokes) and fun. That, in my opinion, is the making of a good episode. Also, the song blew me away as well

This is great. Really great. It's the start of a beautiful friendship between two unlikely friends, yet not soppy and sentimental, it's hilarious and witty and clever, and the part where Brian is taken from the puppy mill and when he finds out his mother is dead should have been sad, but are saved by 'Hey, does anyone have thumbs? No? ' and Stewie's various witty remarks, especially the 'And God said to Abraham' part. This is a classic episode that will remain in the hearts of family guy fans generations after the show comes to a close.

Road to Rhode Island... Where do I start? I loved every little bit about it; from the jokes to the emotional moments to the not-so emotional moments... It was just a spectacular episode. I loved the music, the story, the animations, and the scene on the box-car at the end was one that I will remember forever. Road to Rhode Island's song was also just AMAZING.

This episode is kinda sad

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9 Emission Impossible

I loved the part where lois chokes on a watermelon. - raspberry714

Brilliant episode! Funny all the way to the end.

This captures the very best moments of Stewie

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10 Blue Harvest

I think this episode of the A Blue Harvest was so awesome because Peter told his family a story about Star Wars A New Hope. IT'S A BEST EPISODE EVER BECAUSE IT'S THE STAR WARS EPISODE

This is just epic! Cleveland is so funny as R-2 - robertoantonioortuso

When they tried to take a couch was the best moment

Robot Chicken did it better. Still good. - Fireboy

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The Contenders

11 Road to the North Pole

I watch this every year around Christmas - Ajkloth

The scene with quagmire had me go to the doctor from blacking out due to laughing.

The first house stewie and brian entered to give the gift those part were hilarious I laughed so hard my sister eoke up

One of - if not, THE best of all time.
"Go ahead... Pull the trigger."

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12 Stewie Kills Lois

Stewie is upset that Lois goes on a cruise without him so he kills Lois but she isn't dead she comes back after Peter was framed by Stewie when they get back home the family is held hostage by Stewie and Stewie goes to Washington D.C. using Brian as his sheild he soon becomes world ruler. - rockrockmountain

This one was good and the ending wasn't exactly suprising. I knew even stewie would of done all that. You know stewie acts like he is going to destroy the world but he actually tries to save it in his time machine with Brian

When you figure out that that was a simulation you say phew that was close.

Its awaesome the way stewie takes over the world I think that episode was amazing
There are people that I argue withband when I watch family guy episode I feel better and this episode makes me feel best of all

13 Meet the Quagmires

Is there such thing as a character better than quagmire?

Awesome episode, Quagmire becomes a wuss, haha!

Giggity.

The filmplay of this episode was oustanding

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14 Stew-Roids

I saw this episode last night and it was absolutely hilarious! - Ajkloth

Stewie: " well, would you look at me, I HAVE THE POWER! ( he-man logo pops up ) HE-MAN!

All I can say is haha. This episode is sick and when he starts flowing like. Seth Macfarlane definitely went over the top. - Milly4

HE - MAN!

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15 Three Kings

Love how they make fun of Stand By Me and also Shawskank Redemption. One of the funnier but more clever episodes especially when Meg is found dead haha

16 Stewie Loves Lois

The "relax I am doctor" scenes where both crazy, creepy and funny at the same time!

Stewie: Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mama. Mommy. Mama! Mom. Mom. Mommy! Mama!
Lois: WHAT?!
Stewie: Hi. HAHA

17 Road to Germany

I have no idea why this is so low. It should be top 10 for sure. Episode was so funny.

18 Lois Kills Stewie

I like the part where Peter and Lois switched bodies and that the whole thing was a simulation.

I like the song the list in this episode

19 Patriot Games

"Where's my money?!" LOL!

Where's my money, man? Where's my money?

That what happens man... You got money for buy an fake mustaches huh..!? How many you pay for the fake mustches!

When Stevie beats Brian's ass - - I nearly pissed my pants, I was laughing so hard!
..."Yeah, you got money for fake mustaches, so where's my money?!?! "

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20 Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure

An awesome episode showing the future although not as good as road to multiverse

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