Top Ten Best Family Guy Episodes

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81 Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
82 Ocean's Three and a Half

This episode had the best jokes in the whole world! I cracked up the whole entire episode.

Stewie's music video is awesome, great jokes throughout, and still #91. Come on guys.

Just quality laughs all the way through

83 Seahorse Seashell Party V 3 Comments
84 Vestigial Peter
85 How the Griffin Stole Christmas
86 No Meals on Wheels

Peter buys red flanel feetie pajamas and shocks everyone, so Lois takes out all the carpet in the house, Brian discovers an ancient bus token, and they get $50,000, so they open their own restaraunt, and get into hot water when Peter decides not to let physically handicapped people eat at the restaraunt.


87 Prick Up Your Ears

After Lois finds out the sex-ed class has been cancelled at Chris' school, she takes it into her own hands. Eventually, the schoolboard fires her because she's teaching the students about condoms, and the school wants every student to be abstinent. After that, Lois catches Meg and her boyfriend having ear-sex, because technically that's still being abstinent. Lois breaks into the school grounds to stop an abstinence speech and tell the students and condoms.

"Remember kids, if you have sexual intercourse, that automatically makes you an al Qaeda."

88 Baby Not On Board
89 New Kidney In Town

The best one. None have approached it, before or since. Just watch it and see.

That episode is so heartwarming and I just love Brian in this episode. He was almost like another SpongeBob. I also found this line funny.
Brian: Hey are you a dog?!
Other dog: Yeah!
Brian: Hey I'm also a dog! - Murvine_Taylor

90 The Splendid Source
91 Fore, Father
92 He's Bla-ack!

Not bad for a 2014 episode

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93 Internal Affairs
94 Into Fat Air

I have just one thing to say, "Why did we eat a person before the dog? "

The most stupid but hilarious one out there - u_maddox_bro

95 Pilot V 1 Comment
96 Barely Legal

This is a great episode! - Clayttles

97 Stewie B Goode
98 German Guy
99 The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair

The part that evil stewie cuts brians tail and put it on normal stewie's mouth was amazing I laughed at it for an hour :D

100 8 Simple Rules For Buying My Daughter

The best part was when they drank the ipecac! Haha!

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