Best Foods to Throw at People

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The Top Ten

1 Tomatoes

They re light, easy to hold in your hand before you throw at maximum power and they splash and mess up the victim.

They r light, the r easy to throw, and they are so good, just kidding on that last one, though

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2 Pies

I could never waste a pie!

3 Cabbages
4 Bananas
5 Apples V 1 Comment
6 Watermelons

Like, a watermelon slice or the whole thing?! Because, if it's the whole damn thing, that would hurt! REALLY BADLY!

They splat all over your victim and they taste nice

You would trip and fall on your face by the time it hits them

7 Cakes

SPLAT they are so creamy and easy to throw

8 Carrots Carrots V 1 Comment
9 Oranges
10 Eggs

Oh Come On people! Eggs are already "classic of genre". Everyone did it and still do but I still feel sorry for victims - Magnolia

Easy! A stereotypical yet reliable classic! It should be #2, with tomatoes #1. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

The Contenders

11 Dog Soup

The name says it all

DO NOT LOOK UP THE PICTURE
TRUST ME
I AM SAVING YOUR LIFE
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SCARRED
I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU

12 Cookies
13 Bowls of Cereal
14 Spam
15 Raisinets

1. That shotgun effect. You might miss with one Raisinet, but you'll be sure to hit with a handful.
2. The appearance of sheep droppings makes for excellent psychological impact.
3. They have just the right heft/weight for throwing hard.
4. They're dry on the outside and won't do any lasting damage to your friend's fox coat.
5. They taste really good, and you can usually get a humiliating dare in after you pelt your friend--"Man, you gotta pick them up off the floor and eat them now. "

16 Durian

It's perfect for throwing at someone you really hate

I could basically ate It before doing so. Gosh, I love Durians - MLPFan

17 Pancakes
18 Pineapple
19 Rice V 1 Comment
20 Barbecue Sauce
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