Best Foods to Throw at People

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The Top Ten

1 Tomatoes

They re light, easy to hold in your hand before you throw at maximum power and they splash and mess up the victim.

They r light, the r easy to throw, and they are so good, just kidding on that last one, though

That is cool

2 Pies

I could never waste a pie!

3 Bananas
4 Cabbages
5 Eggs

Oh Come On people! Eggs are already "classic of genre". Everyone did it and still do but I still feel sorry for victims - Magnolia

Easy! A stereotypical yet reliable classic! It should be #2, with tomatoes #1. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

The most classic food for the purpose - Metal_Treasure

6 Apples

Omy that would hurt

7 Watermelons

Like, a watermelon slice or the whole thing?! Because, if it's the whole damn thing, that would hurt! REALLY BADLY!

They splat all over your victim and they taste nice

You would trip and fall on your face by the time it hits them

Yeah! Bring it! Haha! I'd love to be a part of that!
The pam is just overkill... But it would be funny.

8 Cakes

SPLAT they are so creamy and easy to throw

9 Carrots Carrots

This worked good

10 Cherries

The Contenders

11 Popcorn
12 Oranges
13 Coconut
14 Dog Soup

The name says it all

Um. Ok.

DO NOT LOOK UP THE PICTURE
TRUST ME
I AM SAVING YOUR LIFE
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SCARRED
I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU

15 Cookies
16 Pineapple
17 Onions
18 Bowls of Cereal
19 Spam
20 Raisinets

1. That shotgun effect. You might miss with one Raisinet, but you'll be sure to hit with a handful.
2. The appearance of sheep droppings makes for excellent psychological impact.
3. They have just the right heft/weight for throwing hard.
4. They're dry on the outside and won't do any lasting damage to your friend's fox coat.
5. They taste really good, and you can usually get a humiliating dare in after you pelt your friend--"Man, you gotta pick them up off the floor and eat them now. "

21 Durian

It's perfect for throwing at someone you really hate

I could basically ate It before doing so. Gosh, I love Durians - MLPFan

22 Pancakes
23 Rice

That woulden't be cool enough

24 Barbecue Sauce
25 Pizza Pizza Pizza is a yeasted flatbread generally topped with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in an oven. It is commonly topped with a selection of meats, vegetables and condiments. The term was first recorded in the 10th century, in a Latin manuscript from Gaeta in Central Italy.

Though it would be such a waste to throw such yummy food

26 Spaghetti and Meatballs
27 Stick of Butter
28 Bhut Jolokia Peppers

They'll burn people's skin if they don't wear latex

29 Sannakji

A Korean dish that's basically a chopped octopus eaten while its tentacles are still wriggling. I can totally imagine someone's face when having it thrown at them. - UncleDolan

30 Doner Kebab

Honestly, the best thing you could throw at someone you completely despise.

31 Peanuts
32 Pumpkin
33 Mashed Potatoes

It's pretty messy and heavy, you know. - ethanmeinster

34 Yogurt

Throw it with a spoon and when they try and wipe it off it will smudge.

35 Bacon
36 Olives Olives
37 Grapes
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