Best Foods to Throw at People
The Top Ten
They re light, easy to hold in your hand before you throw at maximum power and they splash and mess up the victim.
They r light, the r easy to throw, and they are so good, just kidding on that last one, though
Smash 'm right in the face. It works like magic.
That is cool
I could never waste a pie!
Just don’t throw a Super Pie at them. The pie receiver will probably turn rainbow colors and kick you through 5000 walls as a result of it’s effects. So, yea, just stick to the original.
Oh Come On people! Eggs are already "classic of genre". Everyone did it and still do but I still feel sorry for victims - Magnolia
Easy! A stereotypical yet reliable classic! It should be #2, with tomatoes #1. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
The most classic food for the purpose - Metal_Treasure
Like, a watermelon slice or the whole thing?! Because, if it's the whole damn thing, that would hurt! REALLY BADLY!
They splat all over your victim and they taste nice
You would trip and fall on your face by the time it hits them
Yeah! Bring it! Haha! I'd love to be a part of that!
The pam is just overkill... But it would be funny.
Omy that would hurt
SPLAT they are so creamy and easy to throw
This worked good
I always through oranges at kids at school. Sometimes it hurts others your giving out free food!
1. That shotgun effect. You might miss with one Raisinet, but you'll be sure to hit with a handful.
2. The appearance of sheep droppings makes for excellent psychological impact.
3. They have just the right heft/weight for throwing hard.
4. They're dry on the outside and won't do any lasting damage to your friend's fox coat.
5. They taste really good, and you can usually get a humiliating dare in after you pelt your friend--"Man, you gotta pick them up off the floor and eat them now. "
It's perfect for throwing at someone you really hate
I could basically ate It before doing so. Gosh, I love Durians - MLPFan
Though it would be such a waste to throw such yummy food
Only if it's cold
That woulden't be cool enough
Throw it with a spoon and when they try and wipe it off it will smudge.
They'll burn people's skin if they don't wear latex
A Korean dish that's basically a chopped octopus eaten while its tentacles are still wriggling. I can totally imagine someone's face when having it thrown at them. - UncleDolan
Honestly, the best thing you could throw at someone you completely despise.
It's pretty messy and heavy, you know. - ethanmeinster