Best Foods to Throw at People

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The Top Ten

1 Tomatoes

Smash 'm right in the face. It works like magic.

They re light, easy to hold in your hand before you throw at maximum power and they splash and mess up the victim.

They r light, the r easy to throw, and they are so good, just kidding on that last one, though

That is cool

2 Pies

Just don’t throw a Super Pie at them. The pie receiver will probably turn rainbow colors and kick you through 5000 walls as a result of it’s effects. So, yea, just stick to the original.

I could never waste a pie!

3 Bananas
4 Cabbages
5 Eggs

The most classic food for the purpose - Metal_Treasure

Oh Come On people! Eggs are already "classic of genre". Everyone did it and still do but I still feel sorry for victims - Magnolia

Easy! A stereotypical yet reliable classic! It should be #2, with tomatoes #1. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

6 Watermelons

Like, a watermelon slice or the whole thing?! Because, if it's the whole damn thing, that would hurt! REALLY BADLY!

They splat all over your victim and they taste nice

You would trip and fall on your face by the time it hits them

Yeah! Bring it! Haha! I'd love to be a part of that!
The pam is just overkill... But it would be funny.

7 Apples Apples An apple is a sweet, edible fruit produced by an apple tree. Apple trees are cultivated worldwide and are the most widely grown species in the genus Malus.

Omy that would hurt

8 Cakes

SPLAT they are so creamy and easy to throw

9 Carrots Carrots The carrot is a root vegetable, usually orange in colour, though purple, black, red, white, and yellow cultivars exist. Carrots are a domesticated form of the wild carrot, Daucus carota, native to Europe and southwestern Asia.

This worked good

10 Cherries

The Newcomers

? Tortillas

The Contenders

11 Popcorn
12 Oranges

I always through oranges at kids at school. Sometimes it hurts others your giving out free food!

13 Coconut
14 Cookies
15 Pineapple
16 Breakfast Cereal
17 Barbecue Sauce
18 Butter
19 Onions
20 Flour
21 Spam
22 Raisinets

1. That shotgun effect. You might miss with one Raisinet, but you'll be sure to hit with a handful.
2. The appearance of sheep droppings makes for excellent psychological impact.
3. They have just the right heft/weight for throwing hard.
4. They're dry on the outside and won't do any lasting damage to your friend's fox coat.
5. They taste really good, and you can usually get a humiliating dare in after you pelt your friend--"Man, you gotta pick them up off the floor and eat them now. "

23 Durian

It's perfect for throwing at someone you really hate

I could basically ate It before doing so. Gosh, I love Durians - MLPFan

24 Pizza Pizza Pizza is a yeasted flatbread generally topped with tomato sauce and cheese and baked in an oven. It is commonly topped with a selection of meats, vegetables and condiments. The term was first recorded in the 10th century, in a Latin manuscript from Gaeta in Central Italy.

Only if it's cold

Though it would be such a waste to throw such yummy food

25 Pancakes
26 Rice

That woulden't be cool enough

27 Yogurt

Throw it with a spoon and when they try and wipe it off it will smudge.

28 Spaghetti and Meatballs
29 Bhut Jolokia Peppers

They'll burn people's skin if they don't wear latex

30 Sannakji

A Korean dish that's basically a chopped octopus eaten while its tentacles are still wriggling. I can totally imagine someone's face when having it thrown at them. - UncleDolan

31 Doner Kebab

Honestly, the best thing you could throw at someone you completely despise.

32 Peanuts
33 Pumpkin
34 Mashed Potatoes

It's pretty messy and heavy, you know. - ethanmeinster

35 Bacon
36 Olives Olives
37 Grapes
38 Ghee
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