Best Happy Wheels Characters

Best characters from the highly addictive game, Happy Wheels!

The Top Ten

Irresponsible Dad

Phrases to utter when using this character:
BILLY AND BOBBY!
Screw you Billy!
GO, BILLY GO!
One man, and his bastard child.
If at first you don't succeed, scream at Billy's face!

IRRESPONSIBLE DAD: Excellent balance, lightweight, able to flip vehicle easily, can brake, and go do a decent speed, not to mention the two cameras available due to the multiple characters! Also, excellent for bottle runs, and can survive arrows guns fairly well, incredibly well if arrows are fired from behind while the kid is still in place (I.E. using you child as a meat sheild is very wise)

I watch Nova on YouTube and he always plays with the dad all his greatest moments are with the dad. Lets face it, the dad is the icon of Happy Wheels, oh and don't forget little boy!

You can sacrifice the boy, which is hilarious. The reason why I didn't vote for him, though, is that he can't jump and his ability to escape is meh.

Segway Guy

Segway Guy is simple to figure out and I would recommend him as a character to use when you are just getting started with Happy Wheels. When you start to improve your skills, he will be even more useful and can go fast.

He is actually the all-around character. He can jump high and go fast. I find him in these stats just as good as effective shopper, but she falls on her back too much, and is so obese that she can't get up.

Segway is the best and the fastest (without boosts). Unfortunately he is probably the weakest and a slight fall will cause his legs the crumble off. But it doesn't matter cause he is the best ever!

Segway guy is the one I would always use if I could. He is the best one out of the rest. His Jumping Scooter thing is a helpful vehicle to have. GO SEGWAY GUY.

Wheelchair Guy

He is pretty hard to control but WOW he just so super fast with his boosts! Very good for speed running a map because he goes very fast and is average with stayin alive

This guy is very popular because by holding space, you can go faster and float in midair.

He can go really fast and even fly if you can control it.

He is the most fun character in the game in my opinion

Lawnmower Man

Best lines in the game, and best ability, but sadly eating people up is hard because they stupid heads keep ricocheting off the floor.

He is very durable and doesn't die quickly unlike segway guy and irresponsible dad PLUSS he has a f! Ckin LAWNMOWER that shreds anything that gets in its way!

Hell yeah! He shreds any human entities in his way, can jump alright, and his vehicle can take a beating!

Lawnmower man is pretty amazing, because he's a heavyweight, and that he can jump. This guy is the second best byfar.

Pogostick Man

Pogostick Man is definitely one of my favorite characters. He's slow and can take some getting used to, but he can jump over a lot of obstacles and he can survive a lot. Overall useful and fun once you get used to him.

My opinion about Pogo stick man is he can jump really high a lot of stages are for Pogo stick man but he is the hardest and some rope swings are made for him.

He is one of the most difficult characters to use which is what makes me love Pogostick man even more! Plus, he's on a pogostick, that's pretty cool

He's probably one of the most underrated characters. He's difficult to use but he is by far one of the most fun out of all of them when you get the hang of hime. Plus, you ca front flip so easily!

Effective Shopper

She is very fast and can spring very high but the one bad thing is if she is leaning too far left or right then she is stuck like a turtle on its back. And awesome challenge is to try and keep all her food in the basket

Another heavyweight, she, like the Lawnmower Guy, can jump. Why isn't she higher on the list?

Whenever her food drops out, I tell her, "Don't worry ma'am, you can go shopping AFTER we get outta this place"!

Shes so awesome! Shes one of the highest jumpers in the game and can easly mow through obsticals with speed

Santa Claus

My favorite level about Santa he can complete some levels that are made for him and he has good elves.

Ahh, Father Chrishmas himself. He can fly, using the meter in the top right corner, but if he loses his elves, he's screwed.

Really heavy, even more than the effective shopper, but he is indestrucable, since everything hits the slay.

I think every game needs a Santa character, or figure.

Moped Couple

They're quite practical and extremely fast. I love to use the boost. They're quite useful, and they have very good balance. I remember I once pressed the space bar when I was in thin air, and I boosted just like that! They're a pretty awesome bunch. Besides, who can forget their death cries? You gotta love the drama.

Moped Couple is my favorite for these levels he has perfect balance and he is also really fast.

Aw, a cute couple out for a little ride.

He's cool I call him trey

Irresponsible Mom

It's Kind of like irresponsible Dad, Only the character has a kid in a basket and a kid in the back, it's a kind of good character. That is my opinion.

It's a female Irresponsible dad, with a baby that EJECTS off the bike. Too bad the other kid makes the bike crumble easily.

The escability is good, and you can sacrifice your children. This is another one of the best characters, and should be higher on the list.

My favorite because the mom has 2 kids instead of 1 like her husband

Explorer Guy

He is very fast when used properly, but sometimes he may be a bit hard to control. But if you use it properly, it can yield you quick speedruns.

Explorer Guy is a master his wheels are fast but he still a little hard.

The Aquaman of Happy Wheels, since NO levels have rails.

This guy sucks. He is very hard to control for me.

The Contenders

Helicopter Man

Yet another hard to play character, you can pick up metallic objects with your magnet. But once the thing you need to fly is gone, you're screwed.

I've learned to control him and even was able to throw a car with the magnet! I smell your lies

Pogostick guy is the best! In my opinion he is one of the most popular! He should be second at least.

I use him if only necessary, and some to cheat.

Jetpack Guy

He is not a character, but if you use explorer guy or helicopter guy and attach a jet to theme, ITS WICKED AWESOME!

This is a new idea, but this become my explorer Guy weak do.

Timmy

The last-popular Guy is on the Bike on the most-popular Guy and the Guy, why not right exist, is even popular as Timmy. Irony.

Rides on a bike with his mom Rachel (irresponsible mom) and big sister Abigail while his older brother Billy rides with his dad Bobby (irresponsible dad) because Rachel and Bobby got divorced

Pizza Delivery Man

He has a motorcycle I know because I saw the new update yes.

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