Best Homer Simpson Quotes
The Top Ten
1 Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
"NO!
Ham?
NO!
Pork Chop?
They're all from the same animal!
Oh, yeah! Praise that magical animal! "
2 Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
3 Operator! Give me the number for 911!
4 "To start, press any key." Where's the "Any" key?
Kills me every time!
5 Save me, Jebus!
6 I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
I reckon it is, "for once someone might call me sir, without adding you're making a scene"
7 Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?
8 Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!
9 D'oh
Here I was thinking that this would be at number 1... Let's get it there!
Fun Fact Doh is in the english dictionary
This needs to be number one
Doh is not tentacle a quota
10 To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
The Contenders
11 Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
12 Oh, look at me! I’m making people happy! I’m the magical man from Happyland, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!
13 Now Marge, just remember, if something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
14 Burn Bartie Burn!
15 I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
16 Why you little!
I wander why it's on the last as it's the funniest one.
17 NEERRRDDDD!!
He says it like Luke Gallows does!
18 “I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-A-T I mean, “S-M-A-R-T!”
19 Must use French instructions Le Grille? What the hell is that?
20 I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming!
21 I sleep in a big bed with my wife
22 It is NOT my dog! I tied MY dog outside MYself. I am looking at him right, DOH!
23 If you want a tattoo Bart, you will have to pay for it out of your own allowance
24 Then kiss my curvy butt good-bye!
25 Where's my burrito?
8Load More
PSearch List