1 Operator! Give me the number for 911!
2 Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
3 Save me, Jebus!
It’s so funny
4 Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
5 I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
I reckon it is, "for once someone might call me sir, without adding you're making a scene"
6 "To start, press any key." Where's the "Any" key?
Kills me every time! - Entranced98
How is D'oh not number 1
Here I was thinking that this would be at number 1... Let's get it there!
This needs to be number one
Fun Fact Doh is in the english dictionary - Aidanisawesome
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8 Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?
9 To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
10 Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!
? Why doesn't mine look like that?
11 Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.
12 Now Marge, just remember, if something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
13 Burn Bartie Burn!
14 I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
15 Why you little!
I wander why it's on the last as it's the funniest one.
16 I sleep in a big bed with my wife
17 It is NOT my dog! I tied MY dog outside MYself. I am looking at him right, DOH!
18 If you want a tattoo Bart, you will have to pay for it out of your own allowance
He says it like Luke Gallows does!
20 I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming!
21 Then kiss my curvy butt good-bye!
22 Where's my burrito?
23 You don't make friends with salad!
24 Just start the movie!
25 Everyone is stupid except me.
26 Stupid Sexy Flanders!
27 “I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-A-T I mean, “S-M-A-R-T!”
28 Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?
29 Must use French instructions Le Grille? What the hell is that?
30 Don't Mind If I Doo!!