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181 I would give you a nasty look right know but I see you have already got one.
182 God must have used the face warp app to make you V 1 Comment
183 You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.
184 I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

This made me laugh out loud! - MusicGirl

This made me legitimately laugh out loud

I did the same thing to the girl I like and she broke up with him and came with me! -if you think that's mean the guy was a huge bully at my school

This is funny!

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185 Learn from your parents mistakes - get sterilized

This is awesome, I could use this on my friend who always uses these types of jokes on me, I'm probably gonna get slapped for it though.

Your mamas so fat she needs a map to fine her aas!

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186 I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass

This is just pain funny! It should definitely be higher up the list. I'm definitely using this one!

Laugh out loud wow that's good I've used this one a lot already when this really annoying girl was trying to run our project for school but we said no so when she kept talking about her ideas only I said this

How is this only number 408? That's absolutely unbelievable! I absolutely laughed out loud when I heard it. So to-the-point and cool at same time.

Dawn that is just DAWN that's so bad ass

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187 You're so fat you make a hippo look skinny!

Funny used it on my brother he crack up even though he's not fat

Best I've ever seen, used it on the class bully, he didn't talk to me for the whole school year.

This is a funny and good insult more please;) x

188 You're the reason men beat their wives

Burn for a bitchy girl is so gonna say this to someone

Oh my god is a classic and one of the best insults that I have read here it would have been better something like a prostitute or whore or words like that at the ending of the insult

That's great for a guy to say to a chick that pisses him off. Thanks this will be used a lot.

That's not right just plain abuse

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189 You're an accident waiting to's a good thing I didn't wait that long

There was one where it said "Were you born on the highway, because that's where a lot of accidents happen" It seems rude but, if your gonna insult someone after they insulted you, I'd say it would be pretty good. Especially if what they said was super offensive to you.

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190 You lied you said you were ugly, you're not, you're hideous

This is just hilarious! I should really use this to someone who post their pictures on the Internet and claim that they're "ugly" to the fact that they want everyone to go like "Ohh no. Deary.. You're cute". Bleh.

I have been told this and the person was serious.. And it is true.. I am hideous. I like the saying anyway. Totally indicative of what I look like.

This is awesome dude I'm was plannig on doing a insult contest with my sister on my side and my enemys on the other laugh out loud ah I can't wait were totally gonna win with all the insults I copied down

Ridiculously funny

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191 Your so fat when I go on Google Earth all I see is your belly button

Oh my god! I was laughing so much that before I said it to my enemy, I started crying with laughter and when I said it every was! Even my enemy laughed!

This should be"you got burned so hard your face looks like
Darth Vaders." laugh out loud I'm a star wars nerd.

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192 You're so dumb you wait at a stop sign for it to go green

THIS IS AWESOME I am so gonna use this on my enemy I'm just ROFLing thinking about it

This is a dumbass joke! The only person who is dumb is the writer who wrote it.

Just... Amazing. Will use this one more often.

That's one of the best

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193 What died on your neck? Oh, it's your head

Definitely saying this to my English teacher!

That line is perfect for my ex boyfriend.

Perfect I'm saying this to a guy in school

Wow! I feel sorry for the next guy that hears that.

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194 Dude you're so ugly your Mom doesn't want to hug you

So basically your so ugly even a mother can't love that face

It doesn't take a genius to know why...

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195 I'd call you stupid, but that would be an insult to stupid people. V 2 Comments
196 You so fat they had to cross out Jupiter

The one about the middle finger has been said already

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I once said
You belong to a zoo
But don't worry
I'll be there too
Not in a cage
But laughing at you

You look good today. For a gorilla. Ohh

Roses are red violets are blue I got 5 fingers and the middle one is for u

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197 Your Mama Is So Stupid She Thought Fruit Punch Was a Gay Boxing Club

The only good "your momma" joke ever made... Except maby one other


HAHA Imma use that one

Your momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

198 You're so stupid you tried to drown a fish

It actually is possible if you drag it back wards

Drowning a fish is impossible dumbass, fish use the water to process air. Are you that dumb. Pull a fish out of water it will suffocate.

My sister accidentally drowned her fish

You can drown a fish by putting oil on top of the watet and wait a while and the oxygen will be consumed

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199 You're so ugly, God had to send a refund to your parents.

God doesn't think anyone is ugly now if you change God to the doctor that would be funny

Don't mention God



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200 What's the difference between you and a brick? The brick gets laid.

Best joke ever, another one is "what's the difference between you and an egg, the egg get's laid"

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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