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If I were to end this, I'd say " they just never showed it to you because the truth would dawn on you and you'd realize why all the girls/guys never authentically asked you out, everyone just feels sorry for you, but I'm glad I'm the first one to tell you the truth! " Did I improve it or what?! LOL!
This is mean God creates everyone in his image and likeness
No no no no that is SO RUDE I bet you were saying this to the mirror
I don't KNOW WHY people KEEP ON PUTTING GOD IN THIS! GOD MADE HUMANITY 4 A PURPOSE SO WHOEVER'S MAKING THESE GOD "JOKES" THEY MUST BE A SATANIST CAUSE THEIR ALREADY GOING 2 HELL WITH your SO CALLED "god" SATAN! AND LISTEN he's GONNA TORTURE U SO don't THINK THAT he's GONNA BE NICE 2 U HE WANTS U 2 COME 2 HELL WITH HIM CAUSE HE WANTS 2 BRING DOWN ALL HUMANITY WITH HIM 4 what HE DID CAUSE HE KNOWS JESUS IS COMING AND IT'S 2 LATE 4 HIM 2 REPENT! AND GOD CREATES EVERYONE IN HIS IMAGE SO IF U CALL SOMEONE UGLY your CALLING GOD UGLY!V 15 Comments
This is already here
U used this 1 already
I USED THIS ONE ON MY BULLY HE STARTED CRYING CAUSE HE KNEW IT WAS TRUE HAHAAHA! THANK YOU!V 1 Comment
Wow just wow... no words
This is just pain funny! It should definitely be higher up the list. I'm definitely using this one!
Laugh out loud wow that's good I've used this one a lot already when this really annoying girl was trying to run our project for school but we said no so when she kept talking about her ideas only I said this
How is this only number 408? That's absolutely unbelievable! I absolutely laughed out loud when I heard it. So to-the-point and cool at same time.
LOVE THIS SO MUCH! I AM SO SAYING THIS TO AN IDIOT IN MY CLASS! thank you! 😇V 12 Comments
This is awesome, I could use this on my friend who always uses these types of jokes on me, I'm probably gonna get slapped for it though.
Your mamas so fat she needs a map to fine her aas!V 1 Comment
Funny used it on my brother he crack up even though he's not fat
Best I've ever seen, used it on the class bully, he didn't talk to me for the whole school year.
This is a funny and good insult more please;) x
It's not an insult someone would see coming
Oh this is so good!
So funny best burn gonna use it on everyone who messes with me, but its already sad that we are on a burns website 😂
Burn for a bitchy girl is so gonna say this to someone
Oh my god is a classic and one of the best insults that I have read here it would have been better something like a prostitute or whore or words like that at the ending of the insult
I'm not sure how I feel about this one it's pretty offensive. I mean imagine how it feels to have your husband beat you and all you can do is try to stay stronghold
That's horrible, at the thought of living to be beat up for the rest of my life when men get no bother at all I WOULD kill myself
>I'm a feminist<
>a girl who wants a chance<
>not a man-hater<
There was one where it said "Were you born on the highway, because that's where a lot of accidents happen" It seems rude but, if your gonna insult someone after they insulted you, I'd say it would be pretty good. Especially if what they said was super offensive to you.V 2 Comments
This is just hilarious! I should really use this to someone who post their pictures on the Internet and claim that they're "ugly" to the fact that they want everyone to go like "Ohh no. Deary.. You're cute". Bleh.
I have been told this and the person was serious.. And it is true.. I am hideous. I like the saying anyway. Totally indicative of what I look like.
LOL SHOULD THAT BE ME///0.0////V 2 Comments
Oh my god! I was laughing so much that before I said it to my enemy, I started crying with laughter and when I said it every was! Even my enemy laughed!
Wow. That's made me laugh - floridiancat
I almost died laughing
Sounds like my friendV 3 Comments
Definitely saying this to my English teacher!
That line is perfect for my ex boyfriend.
Perfect I'm saying this to a guy in school
Wow! I feel sorry for the next guy that hears that.V 6 Comments
This is a dumbass joke! The only person who is dumb is the writer who wrote it.
THIS IS AWESOME I am so gonna use this on my enemy I'm just ROFLing thinking about it
Just... Amazing. Will use this one more often.
LolV 3 Comments
Now I know what to say thank you
Its good - Greatness_Forever
The one about the middle finger has been said already
THIS IS EPIC!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I once said
You belong to a zoo
But don't worry
I'll be there too
Not in a cage
But laughing at you
You look good today. For a gorilla. Ohh
Roses are red violets are blue I got 5 fingers and the middle one is for uV 2 Comments
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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