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181 Can I borrow your face for Halloween?

So simple, but so AMAZING!

182 Yep I am adopted, my parents chose me, your parents are stuck with you.

This is sooo coool

183 You're so ugly, God wrote a sorry letter to your parents.

If I were to end this, I'd say " they just never showed it to you because the truth would dawn on you and you'd realize why all the girls/guys never authentically asked you out, everyone just feels sorry for you, but I'm glad I'm the first one to tell you the truth! " Did I improve it or what?! LOL!

This is mean God creates everyone in his image and likeness

No no no no that is SO RUDE I bet you were saying this to the mirror

I don't KNOW WHY people KEEP ON PUTTING GOD IN THIS! GOD MADE HUMANITY 4 A PURPOSE SO WHOEVER'S MAKING THESE GOD "JOKES" THEY MUST BE A SATANIST CAUSE THEIR ALREADY GOING 2 HELL WITH your SO CALLED "god" SATAN! AND LISTEN he's GONNA TORTURE U SO don't THINK THAT he's GONNA BE NICE 2 U HE WANTS U 2 COME 2 HELL WITH HIM CAUSE HE WANTS 2 BRING DOWN ALL HUMANITY WITH HIM 4 what HE DID CAUSE HE KNOWS JESUS IS COMING AND IT'S 2 LATE 4 HIM 2 REPENT! AND GOD CREATES EVERYONE IN HIS IMAGE SO IF U CALL SOMEONE UGLY your CALLING GOD UGLY!

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184 You're the reason why they created nuke... so they could kill the entire humanity and leave you and your ugly face alone.

Peak

185 I would give you a nasty look right know but I see you have already got one.
186 You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.

This really offends me personally, but I'll definitely use it.

187 You're mum's so fat that when she walked past the TV you missed ten episodes
188 Hey, you have something on your chin... third one down...

This is already here

U used this 1 already

lol

I USED THIS ONE ON MY BULLY HE STARTED CRYING CAUSE HE KNEW IT WAS TRUE HAHAAHA! THANK YOU!

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189 God must have used the face warp app to make you

Wow just wow... no words

190 You only annoy me when you're breathing.

Oh come on!? No one else voted for this?
EPIC BURN

Used this on a noob on ROBLOX... He left afterwards

Haha! Used this when someone asked how do I annoy you? After I told him he was more irritating than teachers with stutters

Good one

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191 I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass

This is just pain funny! It should definitely be higher up the list. I'm definitely using this one!

Laugh out loud wow that's good I've used this one a lot already when this really annoying girl was trying to run our project for school but we said no so when she kept talking about her ideas only I said this

How is this only number 408? That's absolutely unbelievable! I absolutely laughed out loud when I heard it. So to-the-point and cool at same time.

LOVE THIS SO MUCH! I AM SO SAYING THIS TO AN IDIOT IN MY CLASS! thank you! 😇

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192 Learn from your parents mistakes - get sterilized

This is awesome, I could use this on my friend who always uses these types of jokes on me, I'm probably gonna get slapped for it though.

Your mamas so fat she needs a map to fine her aas!

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193 You're so fat you make a hippo look skinny!

Funny used it on my brother he crack up even though he's not fat

Best I've ever seen, used it on the class bully, he didn't talk to me for the whole school year.

This is a funny and good insult more please;) x

194 Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop.

It's not an insult someone would see coming

Oh this is so good!

Haha! Great!

So funny best burn gonna use it on everyone who messes with me, but its already sad that we are on a burns website 😂

195 You're the reason men beat their wives

Burn for a bitchy girl is so gonna say this to someone

Oh my god is a classic and one of the best insults that I have read here it would have been better something like a prostitute or whore or words like that at the ending of the insult

I'm not sure how I feel about this one it's pretty offensive. I mean imagine how it feels to have your husband beat you and all you can do is try to stay stronghold

That's horrible, at the thought of living to be beat up for the rest of my life when men get no bother at all I WOULD kill myself


>I'm a feminist<
>a girl who wants a chance<
>not a man-hater<

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196 You're an accident waiting to happen...it's a good thing I didn't wait that long

There was one where it said "Were you born on the highway, because that's where a lot of accidents happen" It seems rude but, if your gonna insult someone after they insulted you, I'd say it would be pretty good. Especially if what they said was super offensive to you.

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197 You lied you said you were ugly, you're not, you're hideous

This is just hilarious! I should really use this to someone who post their pictures on the Internet and claim that they're "ugly" to the fact that they want everyone to go like "Ohh no. Deary.. You're cute". Bleh.

I have been told this and the person was serious.. And it is true.. I am hideous. I like the saying anyway. Totally indicative of what I look like.

Ridiculously funny

LOL SHOULD THAT BE ME///0.0////

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198 Your so fat when I go on Google Earth all I see is your belly button

Oh my god! I was laughing so much that before I said it to my enemy, I started crying with laughter and when I said it every was! Even my enemy laughed!

Wow. That's made me laugh - floridiancat

I almost died laughing

Sounds like my friend

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199 You're so dumb you wait at a stop sign for it to go green

This is a dumbass joke! The only person who is dumb is the writer who wrote it.

THIS IS AWESOME I am so gonna use this on my enemy I'm just ROFLing thinking about it

Just... Amazing. Will use this one more often.

Lol

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200 You are so annoying that people go to jail to get away from you.

Now I know what to say thank you

awesome

Its good - Greatness_Forever

Love it

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
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1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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