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201 That wasn't a burn, that was a fact

Great using it soon as world war 7 starts

Good one, not too offensive


202 Yo mama so poor and fat that when I dropped a penny, she ran after it and caused the formation of the Grand Canyon!


203 Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!

This one is decent

That is AWESOME! I have to use that one!


204 Calling you retarded is an insult to mentally challenged people
205 You were dragged up in a care home for gays.
206 Your mum's so fat people thought she was an oversized walrus
207 Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months.

You know, my life would have been much easier if your dad's condom didn't break

Funny, cause my mom took a crap yesterday and it looks like you're wearing it.

Great going to use this one

DAYUM that's goood

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208 Having no life is better than having your life.

Ah a bit emo is life

This is really good



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209 I took a picture of you and taped it to my ass, but you were still uglier.

Rofl yeah boii this is right slap on the face:) I'd love to us it

Wouldn't the camera break when you point it at them

What about I took a pic of. you and posted it on my dogs ass and it looked hotter

This dis is crap

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210 Don't look in the mirror! It's dangerous!

Hilarious! Maybe you should add something about them, otherwise they could do a fire comeback such as "Yeah did your mom tell you that to protect you" or something like that

Yeah, it's dangerous...for your reflection and the mirror's health!

That's so funny lol

Lol nice one!

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211 Your parents made a mistake and it's name was [insert person's name here]

Awesome. Wow, I tried it on 5 people and they started to cry. Well, there's a lesson learned. Never tell a joke to kids who are complete crybabys.

Wow, I just found a ass who needs abortion. Well, there's a lesson learned. Always give bullies and trolls at least 3 or 5 abortions A DAY


{ John Martin}

Your parents were a mistake that made a mistake, insert your head in a toilet and flush. You worthless guzzling gutter slut.

212 You're gay

If anyone ever votes for this, I will personally hunt them down because of how HORRIBLE it is.


Gay can mean Happy as well. Gay is not an insult really. If anything than it's a minor insult if you're saying it to hurt the person who is and you're making fun. In other words your an ass about it.


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213 If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.

There's this boy in the park and he deserves that cuss badly

Yo mamas so old her memory is in black and white

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214 Your head shape looks like a broken condom

I'm gonna use this on the most annoying person in class

I don't understand but by victim might

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215 If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.

I'm gonna use this on my worst enemy

This is so funny I pissed my pants wow I'm so gonna use this at school there gonna cry and piss even though there boys lol

So you already tried it

No it is dangerous

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216 I have a brother who weighs fourty-five pounds. His weight is your IQ.

Ha! Here's another joke: your so dumb that the dumbest person in the world thought you were dumb.

LMFAO! Using this tomorrow on my friend!

I apparently burned an idiot boy. I said, "The number of shoes in yo closet is your IQ." And he don't gotta lotta shoes. My friend was like "OOOH"

Your joke is horrible. 'Your so Dumb the dumbest person in the world even thought you were dumb'. What are you? 5? *You're. And you're acting like you're in 2nd Grade. Other guy, you're comment is awesome! Totally going to use it!

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217 Go ahead....tell them EVERYTHING YOU KNOW...... it'll only take 10 maybe 5 seconds...

Better basically the same joke except it'll only take a second or half of a second

Story of some peoples live that I know haha

I said this to a friend she then said OK, it will take me less... I don't know what to say? Then it that gave me a chance to say a you're so dumb,... Insult.

218 I hate every subatomic particle in your pale, doughy body and I hope the tree of knowledge falls on your head so you can die ironically.

I love this insult. It's in my opinion the insult that should be used by all people who are very intelligent. And for that very reason I am totally gonna use it.

This is like a nice way of saying "I hate you, I hate your face, I hate your spirit, I hate all of you, you heartless _____ (insert cuss word of choice here! )" I'm using this if I can remember it!

219 You're a failed abortion, kill yourself to make up for it

Its controlling the population. Great one

This should be said after the comment "you're birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory" then it'd be really good

That's mean it might have some one to kill themselfs because they think your serious

Like me! ^-^

220 Any more up yourself and you'll be inside out
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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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