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201 Your Mama Is So Stupid She Thought Fruit Punch Was a Gay Boxing Club

The only good "your momma" joke ever made... Except maby one other


HAHA Imma use that one

Your momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

202 You're so stupid you tried to drown a fish

It actually is possible if you drag it back wards

Drowning a fish is impossible dumbass, fish use the water to process air. Are you that dumb. Pull a fish out of water it will suffocate.

My sister accidentally drowned her fish

You can drown a fish by putting oil on top of the watet and wait a while and the oxygen will be consumed

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203 Dude you're so ugly your Mom doesn't want to hug you

So basically your so ugly even a mother can't love that face

It doesn't take a genius to know why...

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204 You're so ugly, God had to send a refund to your parents.

God doesn't think anyone is ugly now if you change God to the doctor that would be funny

Don't mention God



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205 Wise words. For an idiot at least.

Huh what does this mean


206 I feel sorry that you have to inhabit that body of yours.
207 That wasn't a burn, that was a fact

Great using it soon as world war 7 starts

Good one, not too offensive


208 What's the difference between you and a brick? The brick gets laid.

Best joke ever, another one is "what's the difference between you and an egg, the egg get's laid"

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209 Yo mama so poor and fat that when I dropped a penny, she ran after it and caused the formation of the Grand Canyon!


210 Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!

This one is decent

That is AWESOME! I have to use that one!


211 Calling you retarded is an insult to mentally challenged people
212 You were dragged up in a care home for gays.
213 Yo momma so fat, she filled in for Santa Claus last Christmas Eve

Awe, santa is now offended

214 Your mum's so fat people thought she was an oversized walrus
215 Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months.

You know, my life would have been much easier if your dad's condom didn't break

Funny, cause my mom took a crap yesterday and it looks like you're wearing it.

Great going to use this one

DAYUM that's goood

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216 Having no life is better than having your life.

Ah a bit emo is life

This is really good



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217 I took a picture of you and taped it to my ass, but you were still uglier.

Rofl yeah boii this is right slap on the face:) I'd love to us it

Wouldn't the camera break when you point it at them

What about I took a pic of. you and posted it on my dogs ass and it looked hotter

This dis is crap

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218 Don't look in the mirror! It's dangerous!

Hilarious! Maybe you should add something about them, otherwise they could do a fire comeback such as "Yeah did your mom tell you that to protect you" or something like that

Yeah, it's dangerous...for your reflection and the mirror's health!

That's so funny lol

Lol nice one!

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219 Your parents made a mistake and it's name was [insert person's name here]

Awesome. Wow, I tried it on 5 people and they started to cry. Well, there's a lesson learned. Never tell a joke to kids who are complete crybabys.

Wow, I just found a ass who needs abortion. Well, there's a lesson learned. Always give bullies and trolls at least 3 or 5 abortions A DAY


{ John Martin}

Your parents were a mistake that made a mistake, insert your head in a toilet and flush. You worthless guzzling gutter slut.

220 You're gay

If anyone ever votes for this, I will personally hunt them down because of how HORRIBLE it is.


Gay can mean Happy as well. Gay is not an insult really. If anything than it's a minor insult if you're saying it to hurt the person who is and you're making fun. In other words your an ass about it.


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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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