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261 Do you want to lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head

You can bounce a ball on that head

That is so funny

262 You are so ugly when you tried to take a selfie you phone cracked.

Yeah, good a bit similar to the mirror one though but still funny

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263 Sorry I didn't mean to in insult you but I always get told off for saying lies
264 You're the reason got created the middle finger

*God, and there are MANY comebacks for that.

And you're the reason that finger can go up

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265 Last time I checked, retarded isn't in season.

Oh my god I could use this with most my family, but then again I could use it for ninety percent of the people I talk to including my boss.

V 3 Comments
266 You're as useless as a speed limit on Forza

Really funny, you could use this on anyone who is a Xbox geek.

V 1 Comment
267 Hey monkey your balls are hanging out

Awesome insult, use it on the prick at school that annoys me
Laugh out loud!
It matches with your enemies cause they are monkeys
Cool insult to annoy someone

V 2 Comments
268 Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was

hahahaahah made me laugh so hard this girl is gonna regret everything she has done to other people

V 3 Comments
269 I like you ... Keep being a screw up you're making me look successful
270 You're so stupid when you wanted to see a butterfly you threw a chunk of butter out the window.

This is just stupid. Even a 2 year old could think up something better than this

Oh gosh how awesome can these insults get!? THE BUTTER FLIES IT'S PUNNY AND HILARIOUS

271 You're so ugly Michael Jackson's coffin was gold and you turned it to stone

Amazing am rolling around the floor already

272 If you're gonna act like a dick, why don't you put a condom of your head?

This is perfect for some people I know. - Jupiter

Ha, ha so good. So going to use it forever

I like this one it works well for the girl I'm insulting

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273 (when the person takes a knee, e.g. to tie his/her shoe), push them over and say COW TIPPING!!!
274 I could give you a penny for your thoughts and get change back.
275 Your mamma is so fat not even Dora could explore her

WOW! This was like cracking up! Totally awesome. When I heard it I actually spat out my drink

Ahaha! Wow... But did Boots explore her? Oh, right. He's to dumb to do that...

V 1 Comment
276 You're too fat to be claustrophobic

But damn, everything is small to her though!

V 2 Comments
277 You're so fat that you don't need the Internet because you're world wide

Yo momma jokes.

278 You're not a complete idiot... some parts are missing. V 3 Comments
279 When your mum steps on a scale it says to be continued V 2 Comments
280 The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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