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261 Your mamma is so fat not even Dora could explore her

WOW! This was like cracking up! Totally awesome. When I heard it I actually spat out my drink

Ahaha! Wow... But did Boots explore her? Oh, right. He's to dumb to do that...

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262 You're so ugly Michael Jackson's coffin was gold and you turned it to stone

Amazing am rolling around the floor already

263 If you're gonna act like a dick, why don't you put a condom of your head?

This is perfect for some people I know. - Jupiter

Ha, ha so good. So going to use it forever

I like this one it works well for the girl I'm insulting

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264 (when the person takes a knee, e.g. to tie his/her shoe), push them over and say COW TIPPING!!!
265 I could give you a penny for your thoughts and get change back.
266 You're too fat to be claustrophobic

But damn, everything is small to her though!

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267 You're so fat that you don't need the Internet because you're world wide

Yo momma jokes.

268 You're not a complete idiot... some parts are missing. V 3 Comments
269 When your mum steps on a scale it says to be continued V 2 Comments
270 The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
271 Yo mama so ugly even boomerangs don't come back to her, nevermind your daddy

They could've left the dad part out of it, then if would've been kind of funny

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272 Your mommas hair is so nappy that Moses couldn't even part it V 4 Comments
273 You're so stupid that you stole a free sample V 2 Comments
274 That joke was so funny i forgot to laugh.

This is perfect for my goldfish! :D

This is a really common insult. I'd rather you say the 1000th insult

Not funny you are a cheesy joker

This is perfect for the little clowns.

275 I'd rather look at Nicki Minaj than you

I love nicki minaj and me and my friend are haveing a big fight and I'm winning

Hahaahahaa I would too look at Niki Minaj than you

276 Your mom is so fat she sat on the scale to prank call the number V 1 Comment
277 Why hasn't the human race ended because of you

Haha This is so funny My stomach started hurting of laughter.

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278 Your Mums So Stupid She Tried to Climb Mountain Dew

WOW! So creative...
Made me cringe inside I love your jokes because you totally didn't steal it from the "Yo Mamma" Channel.

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279 Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

Please I got something 2 say 2 you... Why are you doing this please I could say you are cool but I will say pin pam puff and that's you are not cool in yo country... I are the most annoying person on earth I should say annoying but you are more annoying that I thought... And if you are angry kiss ma

Good job this is perfect

Wow! So funny

280 Yo mama so stupid once she got locked in a grocery shop and almost died of starvation.

Doesn't make sense because most of the food would be locked up for the night...

Ok, this is so funny, out of all of these insults, this is the only one that has made me laugh

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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