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281 Yo mama so ugly even boomerangs don't come back to her, nevermind your daddy

They could've left the dad part out of it, then if would've been kind of funny

V 2 Comments
282 Your mommas hair is so nappy that Moses couldn't even part it V 4 Comments
283 You're so stupid that you stole a free sample V 2 Comments
284 That joke was so funny i forgot to laugh.

This is perfect for my goldfish! :D

This is a really common insult. I'd rather you say the 1000th insult

Not funny you are a cheesy joker

This is perfect for the little clowns.

285 I'd rather look at Nicki Minaj than you

I love nicki minaj and me and my friend are haveing a big fight and I'm winning

Hahaahahaa I would too look at Niki Minaj than you

286 Your mom is so fat she sat on the scale to prank call the number V 1 Comment
287 Why hasn't the human race ended because of you

Haha This is so funny My stomach started hurting of laughter.

V 1 Comment
288 Your Mums So Stupid She Tried to Climb Mountain Dew

WOW! So creative...
Made me cringe inside I love your jokes because you totally didn't steal it from the "Yo Mamma" Channel.

V 1 Comment
289 Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

Please I got something 2 say 2 you... Why are you doing this please I could say you are cool but I will say pin pam puff and that's you are not cool in yo country... I are the most annoying person on earth I should say annoying but you are more annoying that I thought... And if you are angry kiss ma

Good job this is perfect

Wow! So funny

290 Yo mama so stupid once she got locked in a grocery shop and almost died of starvation.

Doesn't make sense because most of the food would be locked up for the night...

Ok, this is so funny, out of all of these insults, this is the only one that has made me laugh

V 2 Comments
291 I fart to make you smell better.

Nobody smells that bad, and saying you fart is really stupid

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292 I'm not going to fight you, I'd rather fight a punching bag than a trash bag.

This insult is better than a lot of the ones on this page. Yo-Mama jokes and name calling ones aren't very funny.

Oh snap! Gotta say this to the bullies

This is the best one I could find for a bully

Good one

V 12 Comments
293 You so crazy you got hungry sharks for pets V 1 Comment
294 I hope your mom retires from being a slut soon so she'd stop bringing ugly-ass retards like you into this world

That's offensive for children born illegally it's not their fault it's their mother's - renshiki

V 1 Comment
295 when your mum jumped in the pool the water jumped out V 3 Comments
296 Slenderman did have a face....until he saw you.

Nice, but does it mean the person's face is ugly or scarey

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297 You're so dumb, when your house was on fire you went to your microwave and dialed 999.

Hey the dude lives in a different country so it's not 911

V 2 Comments
298 Is that your butt or your face?
299 You family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick V 1 Comment
300 Yo Mama So Fat she has 2 watches, because she covers two time zones
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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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