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281 I fart to make you smell better.

Nobody smells that bad, and saying you fart is really stupid

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282 You so crazy you got hungry sharks for pets V 1 Comment
283 I hope your mom retires from being a slut soon so she'd stop bringing ugly-ass retards like you into this world

That's offensive for children born illegally it's not their fault it's their mother's - renshiki

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284 when your mum jumped in the pool the water jumped out V 3 Comments
285 Slenderman did have a face....until he saw you.

Nice, but does it mean the person's face is ugly or scarey

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286 I'm not going to fight you, I'd rather fight a punching bag than a trash bag.

This insult is better than a lot of the ones on this page. Yo-Mama jokes and name calling ones aren't very funny.

Oh snap! Gotta say this to the bullies

This is the best one I could find for a bully

Good one

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287 You're so dumb, when your house was on fire you went to your microwave and dialed 999.

Hey the dude lives in a different country so it's not 911

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288 You family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick V 1 Comment
289 Yo Mama So Fat she has 2 watches, because she covers two time zones
290 Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen

Third time I've seen this on here

291 Hey wanna hear a joke? Your family

Or : Hey, wanna here a joke your life. Or your future - Jupiter

292 So, how's life? Oh wait, I forgot you don't have one.

I like this one a lot! Lol it do funny! Cracks me up!

That was a good one it made my enemy cry

I am so going to use this on my classmate

I shouldn't be laughing this hard because I realised that this applies so much to me

lol jk

i'm srs though

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293 Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

Awesome. This was completely awesome. Going to tell this to an ugly jerk at school. This was perfect. Going to write this down.

Exceptional little insult. I've used it on manny occasions and it never fails to get a reaction!

Do you want ice for that burn people!

Hahaahah you going DOWN marco!

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294 I like the sound you make when you shut up.

This is so so funny, this must be the funniest finish line ever. Well I think

Lol Awesome... I am pretty sure my teacher says that

I love this I have a talkative sit partner who think he is so adorable when he talks and smile that stupid weird simile of his,I thinks this will nicely proof my point

I like this one

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295 Your mama so fat she jumped up to the sky and got stuck

So simple and yet so effective and funny LMAO! Imma try th

Yo mom can't jump to the sky because she can't get of the grown because she is way too fat and I am serious

296 Your parents are siblings

It's a really big burn but not too funny

That's not very good

Ouch I need some aloe vera for my burn.

Bad insult

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297 You were adopted and never loved.

My sister says that to me all the time but for her that's a whole new level of stupid shez adopted too

I got a burn ok this is basically how to break the news to someone you don't like Friend:Your pretty. You:thanks Friend:I wish there was something between us.. You:Me too. Friend:Really? Like what?! You: A wall..

This is offensive to people who were adopted... Jerk

You a bloody nicanpoop

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298 Your mums legs are like 24/7

Your mum must be my sister

The best insult ever

That's disgusting


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299 Your mommas so fat that when she turned around its a birthday again!!

Yes it does make sense it means that it took her a year to turn around since shes so fat

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300 You were picking up trash yesterday but you forgot to pick up one thing: your skills

That is good I might use it lol I have some pretty good ones myself it just comes naturally

This is the best ever

That is super funny


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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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