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Third time I've seen this on here
Or : Hey, wanna here a joke your life. Or your future - Jupiter
This insult is better than a lot of the ones on this page. Yo-Mama jokes and name calling ones aren't very funny.
Oh snap! Gotta say this to the bullies
This is the best one I could find for a bully
Good oneV 12 Comments
I like this one a lot! Lol it do funny! Cracks me up!
That was a good one it made my enemy cry
I am so going to use this on my classmate
I shouldn't be laughing this hard because I realised that this applies so much to me
i'm srs though
Awesome. This was completely awesome. Going to tell this to an ugly jerk at school. This was perfect. Going to write this down.
Exceptional little insult. I've used it on manny occasions and it never fails to get a reaction!
Do you want ice for that burn people!
Hahaahah you going DOWN marco!V 5 Comments
This is so so funny, this must be the funniest finish line ever. Well I think
Lol Awesome... I am pretty sure my teacher says that
I love this I have a talkative sit partner who think he is so adorable when he talks and smile that stupid weird simile of his,I thinks this will nicely proof my point
I like this oneV 5 Comments
A cracking good one that will baffle the wits of my brother.
That is so hilarious. A girl stole my best friend yesterday... Watch out.
Oh man There is this one is great for a dumb ass boy in my school named Lucas he's going down down down!
So good!V 16 Comments
So simple and yet so effective and funny LMAO! Imma try th
Yo mom can't jump to the sky because she can't get of the grown because she is way too fat and I am serious
It's a really big burn but not too funny
That's not very good
Ouch I need some aloe vera for my burn.
Bad insultV 2 Comments
My sister says that to me all the time but for her that's a whole new level of stupid shez adopted too
I got a burn ok this is basically how to break the news to someone you don't like Friend:Your pretty. You:thanks Friend:I wish there was something between us.. You:Me too. Friend:Really? Like what?! You: A wall..
This is offensive to people who were adopted... Jerk
You a bloody nicanpoopV 7 Comments
Your mum must be my sister
The best insult ever
OkayV 6 Comments
Yes it does make sense it means that it took her a year to turn around since shes so fatV 2 Comments
That is good I might use it lol I have some pretty good ones myself it just comes naturally
This is the best ever
That is super funny
funnyV 10 Comments
So funny and nice one but the way you so brown when you sit on the toilet the toilet said I already have enough
That is such a good insult but it is also a bit to mean and it just makes you a bully
I did use this and it's so awesome
Love this oneV 10 Comments
This is really mean and really funny
OH my gosh this is pure goLD
It's a little bit good
AWESOME!V 8 Comments
LMAO! This is hilarious! I was laughing so hard and I'm stil laughing now XDD great job whoever came up with this one! L
This insult deserves to be in the top 20!
So funny I forgot to laugh because I don't get it.
Pretty darned good.V 3 Comments
rofl xd this should do the trick (a)
imma use it everyday xO its hilarious
I definitely have to use on this girl at my school we used to be friends...
I got a black eye for saying this one to the toughest most stupidest kid in school yet I still love it
How is this one not number 1 I mean seriously I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard
MWAHAHAAHAHA IF ONLY MY BROTHER WERE BLONDE...V 5 Comments
I feel the same way with this girl in my class, shes always talking about me, I wish I knew what she was saying.V 1 Comment
This is so funny I told this to this bully in my class and he went al speechless cause he had no comeback. On a scale of one to ten this is a ten hundred
Nice joke. It's funny huh. On a scale of one to ten, ten being the highest this would definitely be a 9.8374
Haha this is the funniest I used it on my friend when he was drinking a cup of milk and he cracked.V 1 Comment
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Top Remixes (129)
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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