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301 Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen

Third time I've seen this on here

302 Hey wanna hear a joke? Your family

Or : Hey, wanna here a joke your life. Or your future - Jupiter

303 I'm not going to fight you, I'd rather fight a punching bag than a trash bag.

This insult is better than a lot of the ones on this page. Yo-Mama jokes and name calling ones aren't very funny.

Oh snap! Gotta say this to the bullies

This is the best one I could find for a bully

Good one

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304 So, how's life? Oh wait, I forgot you don't have one.

I like this one a lot! Lol it do funny! Cracks me up!

That was a good one it made my enemy cry

I am so going to use this on my classmate

I shouldn't be laughing this hard because I realised that this applies so much to me

lol jk

i'm srs though

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305 Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

Awesome. This was completely awesome. Going to tell this to an ugly jerk at school. This was perfect. Going to write this down.

Exceptional little insult. I've used it on manny occasions and it never fails to get a reaction!

Do you want ice for that burn people!

Hahaahah you going DOWN marco!

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306 I like the sound you make when you shut up.

This is so so funny, this must be the funniest finish line ever. Well I think

Lol Awesome... I am pretty sure my teacher says that

I love this I have a talkative sit partner who think he is so adorable when he talks and smile that stupid weird simile of his,I thinks this will nicely proof my point

I like this one

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307 Ever since I have seen you in your family tree, I have wanted to cut it down.

A cracking good one that will baffle the wits of my brother.
Jolly good.

That is so hilarious. A girl stole my best friend yesterday... Watch out.

Oh man There is this one is great for a dumb ass boy in my school named Lucas he's going down down down!

So good!

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308 Your mama so fat she jumped up to the sky and got stuck

So simple and yet so effective and funny LMAO! Imma try th

Yo mom can't jump to the sky because she can't get of the grown because she is way too fat and I am serious

309 Your parents are siblings

It's a really big burn but not too funny

That's not very good

Ouch I need some aloe vera for my burn.

Bad insult

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310 You were adopted and never loved.

My sister says that to me all the time but for her that's a whole new level of stupid shez adopted too

I got a burn ok this is basically how to break the news to someone you don't like Friend:Your pretty. You:thanks Friend:I wish there was something between us.. You:Me too. Friend:Really? Like what?! You: A wall..

This is offensive to people who were adopted... Jerk

You a bloody nicanpoop

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311 Your mums legs are like 24/7

Your mum must be my sister

The best insult ever

That's disgusting


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312 Your mommas so fat that when she turned around its a birthday again!!

Yes it does make sense it means that it took her a year to turn around since shes so fat

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313 You were picking up trash yesterday but you forgot to pick up one thing: your skills

That is good I might use it lol I have some pretty good ones myself it just comes naturally

This is the best ever

That is super funny


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314 The moment I saw you I started believing in monsters.

So funny and nice one but the way you so brown when you sit on the toilet the toilet said I already have enough

That is such a good insult but it is also a bit to mean and it just makes you a bully

I did use this and it's so awesome

Love this one

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315 If your brain was made of chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M

This is really mean and really funny

OH my gosh this is pure goLD

It's a little bit good


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316 Yo mama's so fat when she went missing, she took up all four sides of the milk carton

LMAO! This is hilarious! I was laughing so hard and I'm stil laughing now XDD great job whoever came up with this one! L

This insult deserves to be in the top 20!

So funny I forgot to laugh because I don't get it.

Pretty darned good.

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317 You would look like your momma... if you grow a moustache. And some horns. And gain a few thousand pounds.

rofl xd this should do the trick (a)
imma use it everyday xO its hilarious

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318 So you're a blonde that everyone loves that has a sinless inside as white as snow.... you sound like a gay twinkie to me.

I definitely have to use on this girl at my school we used to be friends...

I got a black eye for saying this one to the toughest most stupidest kid in school yet I still love it

How is this one not number 1 I mean seriously I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard


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319 I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

I feel the same way with this girl in my class, shes always talking about me, I wish I knew what she was saying.

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320 Your momma is so poor, she went to the wishing well and threw in an IOU

This is so funny I told this to this bully in my class and he went al speechless cause he had no comeback. On a scale of one to ten this is a ten hundred

Nice joke. It's funny huh. On a scale of one to ten, ten being the highest this would definitely be a 9.8374

Haha this is the funniest I used it on my friend when he was drinking a cup of milk and he cracked.

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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