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321 With just one more brain, what a halfwit he'd be.

Laugh out loud love this comeback it's really funny I'm gonna use it on a really mean boy in my class he's always saying I don't have good comebacks so I'm gonna show him who's boss. YEAH!

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322 Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out

I laugh out loud'd so much! Thanks you! I'm gonna use this on this fat bastard who constantly irritates me.

Absoulutley funny, I have to use this to my friend right now! He is standing right next to me but not watching this lmao

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323 Yo mama's so fat, when you slap her leg, you can ride the waves

I'm just- I can't-... Speechless

lol

Lol

not bad

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324 Stop eating that pig! That's cannibalism!

That's the best one I can think of and its not a very good roast. - Oliveleaf

Or you can say fry liquid like say that the say something dumb u say fry liqud

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325 Yo mamma's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl

Ha be sure to use this LMFAO man if you need a good laugh then check this out

LMFAO I USE IT ON 10 PEOPLE THEY START TO CRY LIKE DANG I LOVE THIS SO FUNNY!

Lmfao I laughed for so long! It killed me haha I am totally gonna use this in one of my conversations and I'm gonna tell my friends about it to

You copied that from the yo mamma channel

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326 You are as useless as a white crayon!

Absolutely Hilarious... Ding, Ding, Ding, we have a Winner...

I would say "but I blend in with the rest"

This is it this is the favorite.

This is pure genius

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327 You are a two-faced backstabbing lying little no-good selfish heartless pushy bossy mean bully of a girl!

This is from total drama island that show on Cartoon Network that aired a long while ago

This cuss would go so well with someone that I know

Good I can tell this to a girl in my class

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328 Your momma's so fat when she runs she's rolling the earth under her

Ahahahahha laugh out loud thats gotta be in the top 20 at least! I've never laughed so hard

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329 Go lay by your dish

Can't wait to use this on my sister in law! I will have to video it on post it on YouTube.

Epic! Using this one on my sister!

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330 If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes....then why do you wear a bra?

Dude. Yes. I'm a bigger girl, and my friends been giving me tons of crud for no reason! She's a twig! YOU ARE GOING DOWN TRISHA.

Haha.
There's this fatass in my class and basically she's ugly, fat, hairy and short. She thinks she has boobs because of her fat but everyone knows she doesn't.

I used it on her and she got all her "Friends" to try and bitchslap me for the rest of the day. Tee-hee

Haha, I'm gonna use it to see if it really insults people but I really don't insult people and I'm not used to insulting people

No 😫, I'm guessing this is a guy that doesn't understand girls

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331 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from you.

I will use this

Is this good? I don't even know... - Dabestanduknowit

Amazing

332 When you were born your mum left you outside the orphanage and handed herself into the police

It's so cold and funny the perfect combination!

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333 If you ever happen to get a life, stop by for a while. I will give you advice on how to run it

Burn! I am so gonna use this on a few low lives I know at school! I love it hahah

334 Your appearance reminds me of a rotting corpse!

This is amazingly morbid. I love it!

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335 Yo mamma so ugly not even rice crispes would talk to her
336 You've got a face like a burst haggis

Aww man this is good, considering I'm from Scotland this will bee great! Lmfao

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337 You're Michael Jackson gone wrong

:( I was scrolling through fast and got excited because I saw Jackson... thinking of percy jackson... but no... Michael...

The joke needs work but I like Michael jackson he is cool

Haha because michal jacksn is bd lolsie

338 I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees. The trees say, "shut the hell up".

Must remember this.

That is hilarious.

Ha, I dug this one.

This joke is bad like who will use this its just not good at all do us a favor and take this down

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339 If you want to upset me there is no need to speak, your face is enough of an insult.

That will shut someone up

Can't wait to say it to my stepdad when he calls me gay

Loved it! used it on this girl and she was speechless!

Bett something I would say but letmee use this one

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340 There was a comment about your dad in a movie... I think its YOU SON OF A DISHWASHER?

Absolutely halarious! The funniest one yet. Each time I read it I start laughing!

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
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1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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