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321 If you ever happen to get a life, stop by for a while. I will give you advice on how to run it

Burn! I am so gonna use this on a few low lives I know at school! I love it hahah

322 You're Michael Jackson gone wrong

:( I was scrolling through fast and got excited because I saw Jackson... thinking of percy jackson... but no... Michael...

The joke needs work but I like Michael jackson he is cool

Haha because michal jacksn is bd lolsie

323 Your appearance reminds me of a rotting corpse!

This is amazingly morbid. I love it!

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324 Yo mamma so ugly not even rice crispes would talk to her
325 You've got a face like a burst haggis

Aww man this is good, considering I'm from Scotland this will bee great! Lmfao

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326 I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees. The trees say, "shut the hell up".

Must remember this.

That is hilarious.

Ha, I dug this one.

This joke is bad like who will use this its just not good at all do us a favor and take this down

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327 If you want to upset me there is no need to speak, your face is enough of an insult.

That will shut someone up

Can't wait to say it to my stepdad when he calls me gay

Loved it! used it on this girl and she was speechless!

Bett something I would say but letmee use this one

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328 There was a comment about your dad in a movie... I think its YOU SON OF A DISHWASHER?

Absolutely halarious! The funniest one yet. Each time I read it I start laughing!

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329 Yo mom's so easy a caveman can do her

Wow, I wonder how this isn't higher up... it's my line now :P

330 You are about as brilliant and sane as Tom Cruise

I made that up... It's the most insulting thing I could think of

Tom Cruise makes $40 million a picture. I wish I was that stupid.

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331 Your face looks like someone smashed a glass bottle on it then tried to pick out the pieces with a wooden spoon

Wow that must hurt but yeah it's mean and I'm so gonna use this in school

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332 You've got more rolls then a bakery

I'm gonna diss someone with a droplip I know but instead you've got more rolls on your lip than a sausage roll/bakery!

I used this and the chick broke down crying Love it

Lol I am using this one who ever made it keep it up

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333 Yeah, you're pretty. Pretty ugly.

That is pretty good

Ooh feel the burn

Dam 99.9% of these insults are horrible to be honest
i would probably find them funny if I were 8 years old


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334 I've heard better insults in a bowl of alphabet soup

These are comebacks for a third grader to say to his "enemy"

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335 Your glasses make you look like a geek

What the heck this is horrible

This is mean and an insult. Pure rudeness.

What if the person is not wearing glasses lol


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336 You're stupid

Your so stupud when yo mam got u a fone it said"slide to unlock" u actually slid it on the floor

337 Why do you even get up in the morning?

Awesome That's great super funny I'm using it on my bros

This one is so good in a simple way

I'm loven this one

Ha that is hilarious but that is what some kids should be thinking about their sucky lives laugh out loud

338 You're so stupid you tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper

Lol, you used YouTube though.

I like this one I'm using it

I got my friend so good

Ha ha ha that is great try better next time😧😧😧

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339 You're as rotten as a dead chicken

That is jokes

REALLY scathing


Its funny x3

340 You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving.

It's about your house. Your moving your house.

What the hell does this mean

I trolld someone with that

Solo good

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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