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Laugh out loud love this comeback it's really funny I'm gonna use it on a really mean boy in my class he's always saying I don't have good comebacks so I'm gonna show him who's boss. YEAH!V 1 Comment
I laugh out loud'd so much! Thanks you! I'm gonna use this on this fat bastard who constantly irritates me.
Absoulutley funny, I have to use this to my friend right now! He is standing right next to me but not watching this lmaoV 2 Comments
I'm just- I can't-... Speechless
not badV 4 Comments
That's the best one I can think of and its not a very good roast. - Oliveleaf
Or you can say fry liquid like say that the say something dumb u say fry liqudV 4 Comments
Ha be sure to use this LMFAO man if you need a good laugh then check this out
LMFAO I USE IT ON 10 PEOPLE THEY START TO CRY LIKE DANG I LOVE THIS SO FUNNY!
Lmfao I laughed for so long! It killed me haha I am totally gonna use this in one of my conversations and I'm gonna tell my friends about it to
You copied that from the yo mamma channelV 1 Comment
Absolutely Hilarious... Ding, Ding, Ding, we have a Winner...
I would say "but I blend in with the rest"
This is it this is the favorite.
This is pure geniusV 11 Comments
This is from total drama island that show on Cartoon Network that aired a long while ago
This cuss would go so well with someone that I know
Good I can tell this to a girl in my classV 3 Comments
Ahahahahha laugh out loud thats gotta be in the top 20 at least! I've never laughed so hardV 2 Comments
Can't wait to use this on my sister in law! I will have to video it on post it on YouTube.
Epic! Using this one on my sister!V 2 Comments
Dude. Yes. I'm a bigger girl, and my friends been giving me tons of crud for no reason! She's a twig! YOU ARE GOING DOWN TRISHA.
There's this fatass in my class and basically she's ugly, fat, hairy and short. She thinks she has boobs because of her fat but everyone knows she doesn't.
I used it on her and she got all her "Friends" to try and bitchslap me for the rest of the day. Tee-hee
Haha, I'm gonna use it to see if it really insults people but I really don't insult people and I'm not used to insulting people
No 😫, I'm guessing this is a guy that doesn't understand girlsV 4 Comments
I will use this
Is this good? I don't even know... - Dabestanduknowit
It's so cold and funny the perfect combination!V 1 Comment
Burn! I am so gonna use this on a few low lives I know at school! I love it hahah
This is amazingly morbid. I love it!V 4 Comments
Aww man this is good, considering I'm from Scotland this will bee great! LmfaoV 1 Comment
:( I was scrolling through fast and got excited because I saw Jackson... thinking of percy jackson... but no... Michael...
The joke needs work but I like Michael jackson he is cool
Haha because michal jacksn is bd lolsie
Must remember this.
That is hilarious.
Ha, I dug this one.
This joke is bad like who will use this its just not good at all do us a favor and take this downV 6 Comments
That will shut someone up
Can't wait to say it to my stepdad when he calls me gay
Loved it! used it on this girl and she was speechless!
Bett something I would say but letmee use this oneV 2 Comments
Absolutely halarious! The funniest one yet. Each time I read it I start laughing!V 3 Comments
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Top Remixes (127)
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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