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Oh this is hot
I'm using this on my dad
I thought that was funny. I'm totally using that diss in a dissing contest
This funny as hellV 65 Comments
this is so cool! who thought of this? I know someone like this and I never got to explain my thoughts about him. - lala222
Love it, this is a first class insult.
Best one ever I am so using this on my math class friend. It's hilarious
This is awesomeV 115 Comments
HAHA SO FUNNY! THIS IS FAR THE MOST BEST JOKE ever! I SAID IT TO MY BRO AND HE STARTED CRYING LIKE HELL
I did the same to my bro and he cry out loud
Say something bad but it still funny
Oh I said that one to a kid named seth carter and he kept his mouth shut when he heard me say what I just said.
Wear a mask because when I look at you I do go blindV 73 Comments
This is a funny insult. DOUBLE HIT! I told this to my ex girlfriend. She was really sexy and she liked me, and now I can't talk to her. IT WAS STILL WORTH IT
WAY TOO EPIC! How did you even invent such a cruel insult? You must be such a d* in real life
This was surprisingly satisfying, not only does it offend them behavior wise but also offends them in a decent manner instead of trying to insult in a rude way..
Wow just wowV 63 Comments
Call the fire department, cause you just got burned
Classic insult, I don't remember who actually said it first..
It is amazingly funny! I totally am gonna share this with my bff! AMAZING! HILARIOUS
LoLV 49 Comments
Absolute AMAZING one! The lad went walking away like his mothers FAT backside
Oh my gawd! Hilarious, I said this to my little brother and he got really baffled because I don't think he even knows what eBay is! Whew, I'm still cracking up.
I said it to my crush (That I used to hate). All he can said is "stupid hoe". Lmfao! Then I said if he's so stupid that brain surgeon are having a hard time. God damn! He doesn't give any respond. He can't say anything!
Works every time!V 75 Comments
That would make someone cry, I'm a hurtful person but this joke makes me seem like a nice person, It's funny and extremely mean
OMG! I FREAKING LOVE THIS! I'M GONNA SAY IT TO YOU!
THIS IS so AMAZING. PERFECT, ORIGINAL! CAN PICTURE SOMEONE THAT UGLY, ACTUALLY I KNOW SOMEONE THAT UGLY! BEST EVER!
It's totally amazingV 43 Comments
Ha! This is great. The feels. Lol
Lol dumb not funny but is
Lol I can't stop laughing
AMAZINGV 2 Comments
Laugh out loud THAT WAS HILARIOUS THREE THUMBS UP MAN! BRAVO BRAVO!
Funny ill use it on everyone I know, almost as funny as number fifty eight
Rofl. This one cracked me up. I'll use it for sure
Really nice insult manV 43 Comments
I love this one, I could use this in a lot of people from my class, all the girls in my class look like clowns, just so you know what I am dealing with here.
Jeez I'm so using this LMFAO rating is ten out of ten
This would totally work on a bunch of mean girls in my class that wear so much make up but still look ugly. I mean, isn't make up supposed to make you look better not worse
DANG! DANGH! ! ALMOST WET MYSELF! GONNA USE IT TON ALL MY HATERS!V 46 Comments
This one is pretty good, I'm surprised there are no comments!
HAHA, No one ever uses the term "visible fart". Awesome writer!
Lol you could just say You look like a joint between a mutilated ape, and a visible fart and it still be insulting
Funny but how about this...
Me: you need to get a life
Person: I have one!
Me : oh sorry I probably should have been more persific for you, I ment one that matters x so sorry for the miss understanding x
This insult is so cruel that it could make your mother cry. If you ever say this to someone they will either punch you or burst into a weeping ball of nothing. Nobody can say this insult sucks!
Haha did this to some random girl that I liked and she was like I love you
One of THOSE people that like to kiss people that are angry at them. - 404_name_missing
Lolololololol 20 minutes later I'm still laughing. I'm going to see how many of my friends cry with this.
It is good for someone that has a crush on youV 46 Comments
Very good - excellent for people who don't have friends! (we all know someone like that, don't we? )
Wicked I would use that on nearly all my enemys
That was one of the funniest on this page, literally had me on the floor dying. I could use this on my enemies or my cousins or my sister, and I bet they will give me a look, but it'll be worth it
Bruh I used this on my friend we all started killing each other and stuff it was the best day everV 29 Comments
Just simply funny it makes sense that's what I like about it very good insult, no doubt about it! :-)
Yup I'm gonna use this
Kinda funny that
This is wickedness oohh!V 6 Comments
A feasibly sensible joke about life, death and everything inbetween. Excellent
Nice and snappy! Good to say to a girl that thinks too much of herself
This is the best joke so far on here! I love it like it no love it!
YeahV 42 Comments
I said this to a guy at my school and he actually cried afterward. It is so cruel that it could make anyone burst into tears at that moment! This insult has to be the greatest insult you can ever say to someone you hate!
This ones straight up cruel- AMAZING
LMFAO, I'm using this
mad!V 18 Comments
That is so cool, I could use it against my enemy in bahrain!
Amazing. Just amazing. I have a feeling that a Chinese made that one up originally. This one needs to be fifth and traded out with that hello kitty one, cause those who don't watch hello kitty... Well 'me', wont get the meaning. But this one is great. Nice job.
I have used this on a couple of different occasions and I got the best reaction from it! :) And older sort of insult but still extremely funny and you will always get a great reaction from it!
It's sickV 31 Comments
Now that's a risky one... because the answer could be: "Yes only in your present, to make you feel you're not the only one."
It's very nice man for people like us
Haha AWESOME JOKE USED IT ON MY ARCH ENEMY GOOD ONE
Dang that hurtsV 7 Comments
I think this should be added because it is witty with a gallon of humor. It's perfect if somebody just told you to die. This comeback is something they won't expect. - Dragonlindy
My response to this insult would be, "Said the person that just used the intelligence quotient and a form of human personality to represent a physical height." - zacktheripr
... And starve to death ON THE way down.
That's JUST OVERPOWERED LMAOOV 54 Comments
Amazing, me and my friends had a right laugh using this thanks!
Hilarious mate! LOVE IT! That was so ' EPIC! Oh lord
Laugh out loud. That's hilarious! Could not stop laughing for 15 minutes.
This is great!V 32 Comments
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Top Remixes (127)
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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