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Oh this is hot
I'm using this on my dad
I thought that was funny. I'm totally using that diss in a dissing contest
it amazingV 59 Comments
! Funniest thing I have Heard All Day! Still laughing! Ha Ha!
This is so funny whoever made it up is a friken genius:]
That is so awesome
Haha - 1507563V 53 Comments
HAHA SO FUNNY! THIS IS FAR THE MOST BEST JOKE ever! I SAID IT TO MY BRO AND HE STARTED CRYING LIKE HELL
I did the same to my bro and he cry out loud
Say something bad but it still funny
Oh I said that one to a kid named seth carter and he kept his mouth shut when he heard me say what I just said.
Lol this is funny did it to my sis and broV 70 Comments
this is so cool! who thought of this? I know someone like this and I never got to explain my thoughts about him. - lala222
Love it, this is a first class insult.
Best one ever I am so using this on my math class friend. It's hilarious
This is a diss everyone, your so ugly that your face belongs in the garbage binV 105 Comments
This is a funny insult. DOUBLE HIT! I told this to my ex girlfriend. She was really sexy and she liked me, and now I can't talk to her. IT WAS STILL WORTH IT
WAY TOO EPIC! How did you even invent such a cruel insult? You must be such a d* in real life
This was surprisingly satisfying, not only does it offend them behavior wise but also offends them in a decent manner instead of trying to insult in a rude way..
Christ this is HILARIOUSV 61 Comments
Absolute AMAZING one! The lad went walking away like his mothers FAT backside
Oh my gawd! Hilarious, I said this to my little brother and he got really baffled because I don't think he even knows what eBay is! Whew, I'm still cracking up.
I said it to my crush (That I used to hate). All he can said is "stupid hoe". Lmfao! Then I said if he's so stupid that brain surgeon are having a hard time. God damn! He doesn't give any respond. He can't say anything!
This is the best thing ever.V 70 Comments
Call the fire department, cause you just got burned
Classic insult, I don't remember who actually said it first..
It is amazingly funny! I totally am gonna share this with my bff! AMAZING! HILARIOUS
I'm crying x')V 47 Comments
That would make someone cry, I'm a hurtful person but this joke makes me seem like a nice person, It's funny and extremely mean
OMG! I FREAKING LOVE THIS! I'M GONNA SAY IT TO YOU!
THIS IS so AMAZING. PERFECT, ORIGINAL! CAN PICTURE SOMEONE THAT UGLY, ACTUALLY I KNOW SOMEONE THAT UGLY! BEST EVER!
HILARIOUSV 40 Comments
Ha! This is great. The feels. Lol
Lol dumb not funny but is
Laugh out loud THAT WAS HILARIOUS THREE THUMBS UP MAN! BRAVO BRAVO!
Funny ill use it on everyone I know, almost as funny as number fifty eight
Rofl. This one cracked me up. I'll use it for sure
Really nice insult manV 43 Comments
I love this one, I could use this in a lot of people from my class, all the girls in my class look like clowns, just so you know what I am dealing with here.
I wonder what would happen if one said this to Nicki Minaj? - Harri666
Jeez I'm so using this LMFAO rating is ten out of ten
Lol I was always go here when I'm in an arguement with somebody on igV 42 Comments
This one is pretty good, I'm surprised there are no comments!
HAHA, No one ever uses the term "visible fart". Awesome writer!
Lol you could just say You look like a joint between a mutilated ape, and a visible fart and it still be insulting
Funny but how about this...
Me: you need to get a life
Person: I have one!
Me : oh sorry I probably should have been more persific for you, I ment one that matters x so sorry for the miss understanding x
Genius. Made me laugh so hard
Haha me and my bestie couldn't stop laughing 4 ages
This joke is a better version then the I asked your weight not your phone number who ever thought of this is a legend
So funnyV 90 Comments
This insult is so cruel that it could make your mother cry. If you ever say this to someone they will either punch you or burst into a weeping ball of nothing. Nobody can say this insult sucks!
Haha did this to some random girl that I liked and she was like I love you
Lolololololol 20 minutes later I'm still laughing. I'm going to see how many of my friends cry with this.
Tell this to all the lil scumbagsV 41 Comments
Very good - excellent for people who don't have friends! (we all know someone like that, don't we? )
Wicked I would use that on nearly all my enemys
That was one of the funniest on this page, literally had me on the floor dying. I could use this on my enemies or my cousins or my sister, and I bet they will give me a look, but it'll be worth it
Good oneV 28 Comments
Just simply funny it makes sense that's what I like about it very good insult, no doubt about it! :-)
Yup I'm gonna use this
Kinda funny that
This is so good we are going to do thid to my brothers dumb stupid racist friend! Lol lets see his reactionV 5 Comments
A feasibly sensible joke about life, death and everything inbetween. Excellent
Nice and snappy! Good to say to a girl that thinks too much of herself
This is the best joke so far on here! I love it like it no love it!
I love thisV 41 Comments
I said this to a guy at my school and he actually cried afterward. It is so cruel that it could make anyone burst into tears at that moment! This insult has to be the greatest insult you can ever say to someone you hate!
This ones straight up cruel- AMAZING
LMFAO, I'm using this
Delicious! Good job! As hurtful as it can get!
Loving it! Yo!
That is so cool, I could use it against my enemy in bahrain!
Amazing. Just amazing. I have a feeling that a Chinese made that one up originally. This one needs to be fifth and traded out with that hello kitty one, cause those who don't watch hello kitty... Well 'me', wont get the meaning. But this one is great. Nice job.
I have used this on a couple of different occasions and I got the best reaction from it! :) And older sort of insult but still extremely funny and you will always get a great reaction from it!
Love itV 30 Comments
Now that's a risky one... because the answer could be: "Yes only in your present, to make you feel you're not the only one."
It's very nice man for people like us
Haha AWESOME JOKE USED IT ON MY ARCH ENEMY GOOD ONE
so goodV 4 Comments
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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