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took me a long time to chose and I'll probably change my mind in ten minutes but this is awesome - CaptainComedy17
K that one was so bad! Haha nice one though I'm so gonna say this to my friend
Lmafo I LOVED This it worked I said and someone gave me this look and they looked like jerk!
That's amazingV 82 Comments
Lol dumb not funny but is
Ha! This is great. The feels. Lol
Lol I can't stop laughing
AMAZINGV 2 Comments
HAHA SO FUNNY! THIS IS FAR THE MOST BEST JOKE ever! I SAID IT TO MY BRO AND HE STARTED CRYING LIKE HELL
I did the same to my bro and he cry out loud
Say something bad but it still funny
Oh I said that one to a kid named seth carter and he kept his mouth shut when he heard me say what I just said.
Damn that goodV 75 Comments
this is so cool! who thought of this? I know someone like this and I never got to explain my thoughts about him. - lala222
Love it, this is a first class insult.
Best one ever I am so using this on my math class friend. It's hilarious
This is awesomeV 115 Comments
Call the fire department, cause you just got burned
Classic insult, I don't remember who actually said it first..
It is amazingly funny! I totally am gonna share this with my bff! AMAZING! HILARIOUS
LoLV 49 Comments
Amazing, me and my friends had a right laugh using this thanks!
Hilarious mate! LOVE IT! That was so ' EPIC! Oh lord
Laugh out loud. That's hilarious! Could not stop laughing for 15 minutes.
oh wow - OliveleafV 36 Comments
This is a funny insult. DOUBLE HIT! I told this to my ex girlfriend. She was really sexy and she liked me, and now I can't talk to her. IT WAS STILL WORTH IT
WAY TOO EPIC! How did you even invent such a cruel insult? You must be such a d* in real life
This was surprisingly satisfying, not only does it offend them behavior wise but also offends them in a decent manner instead of trying to insult in a rude way..
Wow just wowV 63 Comments
That would make someone cry, I'm a hurtful person but this joke makes me seem like a nice person, It's funny and extremely mean
OMG! I FREAKING LOVE THIS! I'M GONNA SAY IT TO YOU!
THIS IS so AMAZING. PERFECT, ORIGINAL! CAN PICTURE SOMEONE THAT UGLY, ACTUALLY I KNOW SOMEONE THAT UGLY! BEST EVER!
By FAR the best its hilarious, the only problem is that ill die of laughter before I get to say itV 45 Comments
Absolute AMAZING one! The lad went walking away like his mothers FAT backside
Oh my gawd! Hilarious, I said this to my little brother and he got really baffled because I don't think he even knows what eBay is! Whew, I'm still cracking up.
I said it to my crush (That I used to hate). All he can said is "stupid hoe". Lmfao! Then I said if he's so stupid that brain surgeon are having a hard time. God damn! He doesn't give any respond. He can't say anything!
AWESOME!V 76 Comments
Very good - excellent for people who don't have friends! (we all know someone like that, don't we? )
Wicked I would use that on nearly all my enemys
That was one of the funniest on this page, literally had me on the floor dying. I could use this on my enemies or my cousins or my sister, and I bet they will give me a look, but it'll be worth it
It sucksV 30 Comments
Lol pretty good m8 I'm gonna use this on my enemy called Idoge LOL I'm still laughing by the way just so you know I sorta like k-mart better than walmart but whatever still hilarious
That is awesome! I can use it on a bully!
Best insult ever # I'm real#roar
awesomeV 8 Comments
Laugh out loud THAT WAS HILARIOUS THREE THUMBS UP MAN! BRAVO BRAVO!
Funny ill use it on everyone I know, almost as funny as number fifty eight
Rofl. This one cracked me up. I'll use it for sure
Gee dude your girlfriend woof - ElijahHilemanV 45 Comments
I love this one, I could use this in a lot of people from my class, all the girls in my class look like clowns, just so you know what I am dealing with here.
Jeez I'm so using this LMFAO rating is ten out of ten
This would totally work on a bunch of mean girls in my class that wear so much make up but still look ugly. I mean, isn't make up supposed to make you look better not worse
LMAO this is funnier than the face of the kid who bullied me.V 48 Comments
Laugh out loud definitely using dis one
I used this on a guy in my class that makes fun of my name. He said "oh yeah, well least I'm not the ugly one here! " Then I used one of the other insults higher on the list and said "I could eat alphabet soup and crap out a better comeback". He cried later that day. Now everyone in class calls me cameback bill
That was the worlds best diss I wish this true to all commenters but me
That has to be top 3 I told this to my friend and he started laughing like crazy. - ElijahHilemanV 48 Comments
This insult is so cruel that it could make your mother cry. If you ever say this to someone they will either punch you or burst into a weeping ball of nothing. Nobody can say this insult sucks!
Haha did this to some random girl that I liked and she was like I love you
One of THOSE people that like to kiss people that are angry at them. - 404_name_missing
Lolololololol 20 minutes later I'm still laughing. I'm going to see how many of my friends cry with this.
LOLV 47 Comments
This one is pretty good, I'm surprised there are no comments!
HAHA, No one ever uses the term "visible fart". Awesome writer!
Lol you could just say You look like a joint between a mutilated ape, and a visible fart and it still be insulting
Funny but how about this...
Me: you need to get a life
Person: I have one!
Me : oh sorry I probably should have been more persific for you, I ment one that matters x so sorry for the miss understanding x
It is so funny it made me fall of my chair because my brother started crying
This is epic - using it tomorrow for sure. Whoever made this is an epic genius
This ones a total puller when you wanna bust the hell outta your opponent in a crisp sentence...
Why am I laughing so much...V 51 Comments
Just simply funny it makes sense that's what I like about it very good insult, no doubt about it! :-)
Yup I'm gonna use this
Kinda funny that
This is wickedness oohh!V 6 Comments
A feasibly sensible joke about life, death and everything inbetween. Excellent
Nice and snappy! Good to say to a girl that thinks too much of herself
This is the best joke so far on here! I love it like it no love it!
My aunt was in a coma so this is pretty offensive to me - ElijahHilemanV 44 Comments
I said this to a guy at my school and he actually cried afterward. It is so cruel that it could make anyone burst into tears at that moment! This insult has to be the greatest insult you can ever say to someone you hate!
This ones straight up cruel- AMAZING
LMFAO, I'm using this
I used this on a "friend" in a group of mine and my friends were dying but we're saying it's sooo cruel and afterwards when I came to class my friends said that she went back home cause she was crying the whole hour and I didn't regret it since she was a bitchV 19 Comments
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3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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