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401 Don't you have other things to think of? Oh! I forgot! Your brain capacity is too small for you to be able to think! V 2 Comments
402 I wish I had a lower I.Q., maybe then I could enjoy your company.

Verbal abuse really is one of my talents...

Hey verbal abuse is my specialty too!

403 Yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it
404 Yo momma so fat they had to change One Size Fits All to One Size Fits Most

This made me laugh like hell
Gotta try this on my arch enemies... Jokes

405 Your ears are so big, when turn around, the wind direction changes
406 Is your mom from McDonalds? Because I'm Lovin' it!

There is only one word to describe this... Classic

V 2 Comments
407 I would call you trash, but then I realized that isn't an insult since it's your real name

I LOVE this roats it is the BOM.COM and this boy he likes me and roasts me so tomarow at school I will roast him so HARD! hahaahahaahaha!

V 3 Comments
408 You're face is so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on.

This insult is a great comeback in a bad situation! - KingArthur

409 Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, so what the hell happened to you?

Laugh out loud I love this one its hilarious whenever I say it to anyone they get pissed off at me so badly this one is great, I'm so going to use this insult wherever I go! It rules

Hee hee hee I said that to this jerk and he shut right up

I use this one all the time, and win every time.

V 2 Comments
410 You Stuck Up Half-Witted Scruffy Looking Nerfhurder!

FINALLY! A Star Wars reference. That is already one of my favorite lines in the movies.

This was the best when Leia dropped it on Han and then proceeded to kiss her brother in Han's face and walk out.

V 4 Comments
411 You're just like a Freaky Fiona, a Weird Winona or a Wannabe Wanda, but still, you're Weirdo Waldo! V 1 Comment
412 You are more immature than a freshly laid egg
413 You're dumb


414 You're so stupid, you just lost the game!

Damn it. I just lost the game. Haha well imma just go post that on face book. Everyone is gonna lose

I can not believe I just lost the game again, well played evil diabolical website with very odd insults. Which also has a dang comment quality meter... What in the world.

415 Kill two birds with one stone, your fat your ugly, done.
416 You know where you are, you're in the middle of the jungle, baby, you're gonna die V 2 Comments
417 I don't know what sucks more? your mum or your jokes?

You asked me "Which is uglier an ape or an ogre.". I said "They're supermodels compared to you! "

That's sad and funny
This is so awesome I am going to use it on my enemy

You should say you or your jokes

418 You're so fat everybody can see your butt on Google Earth

Roflmao, crazy! This is classic stuff, should definitely be ranked higher.

419 I'm sorry. I don't speak stupid

LOL I love this. So simple yet clever.

V 1 Comment
420 No one wants to hear you talk! Oh, you were speaking, right?

It's stupid

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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