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401 You're face is so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on.

This insult is a great comeback in a bad situation! - KingArthur

402 Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, so what the hell happened to you?

Laugh out loud I love this one its hilarious whenever I say it to anyone they get pissed off at me so badly this one is great, I'm so going to use this insult wherever I go! It rules

Hee hee hee I said that to this jerk and he shut right up

I use this one all the time, and win every time.

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403 You Stuck Up Half-Witted Scruffy Looking Nerfhurder!

FINALLY! A Star Wars reference. That is already one of my favorite lines in the movies.

This was the best when Leia dropped it on Han and then proceeded to kiss her brother in Han's face and walk out.

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404 You're just like a Freaky Fiona, a Weird Winona or a Wannabe Wanda, but still, you're Weirdo Waldo! V 1 Comment
405 You are more immature than a freshly laid egg
406 You're dumb


407 You're so stupid, you just lost the game!

Damn it. I just lost the game. Haha well imma just go post that on face book. Everyone is gonna lose

I can not believe I just lost the game again, well played evil diabolical website with very odd insults. Which also has a dang comment quality meter... What in the world.

408 Kill two birds with one stone, your fat your ugly, done.
409 You know where you are, you're in the middle of the jungle, baby, you're gonna die V 2 Comments
410 I don't know what sucks more? your mum or your jokes?

You asked me "Which is uglier an ape or an ogre.". I said "They're supermodels compared to you! "

That's sad and funny
This is so awesome I am going to use it on my enemy

You should say you or your jokes

411 You're so fat everybody can see your butt on Google Earth

Roflmao, crazy! This is classic stuff, should definitely be ranked higher.

412 I'm sorry. I don't speak stupid

LOL I love this. So simple yet clever.

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413 No one wants to hear you talk! Oh, you were speaking, right?

It's stupid

414 You're like a magikarp out of water.


I love pokemon and I have to roast people like 59 times a week so I learn from this and theresee no comingredients acknowledge not these roast

415 Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.

That is brilliant I am SO using this at some point in my lifetime. If someone ever tries to get into a Yo Mama contest with me they're boned.

416 If I got a nickel every time you try to dis me but fail, I'd make more money a week than Bill Gates in a month

Amazing! Can't wait to use it on a girl I know! She does just this every single day!

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417 You're so dirty that when you wash yourself in the shower, you lose ten pounds
418 Your mother's so fat, the reason for global warming his her farting.
419 Get a life...And do something with it..

Laugh out loud I just rolled out of my seat laughing

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420 Yo mamma so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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