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421 Who's your boyfriend Kurt Cobain?

Only works on depressed girls. ;) - iwannavagina

Don't insult people who are depressed that just drive so them closer to suicide

422 Your so ugly you dont need a costume for Halloween

I think this is a killer laugh out loud

423 You are so smelly that flies will travel all the way from Africa to look for you

rats you pick on other countries that aren't even fortunate like Africa for example why couldn't you use other countries like India or Asia or some parts in America are really poor because I live in New York and there are also ads about charity to homeless Americans so don't pick on a country for the imperfection when you aren't even perfect. go get a life

I'm african and this isn't even remotely racist... - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

Its for distance not picking on a country

LOL I love it good one 😂

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424 Who am I calling pinhead? You! V 3 Comments
425 I would really prefer if you would be quiet.



426 Yo mama is so fat she pees out doughnut glaze

So funny, really good one you got here. should be higher on the list fo

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427 Yo mama so stupid, she sold your car for gas money.

LMFAO! Awesome thanks that made my day! You rock! Awesome awe, thank you so much for that

428 You know how ugly you are? Your face is what turned Michael Jackson white!

Lil racist but funny

mean - renshiki

Hey or your face made Michael white cux you are always using dos word ugly, ugly,ugly! I guess your momma ix always using it on you so don't use it on odas! owkey? please don't be stupid and just look at the mirror for 2 sec and you will realize that you are using dis on your self...

429 Next time spit that crap out in the toliet, where it belongs.

I made this one up, when me and my sister was playing a insulting game. We had to see who can dog the other person out better.

430 Up your nose with a rubber hose

That Is so funny. I used it on my brother, and he started to cry, and he is going into 8th grade!

Vinny Barbarino at his finest. - Torchpost

431 Who's yo daddy!? V 1 Comment
432 Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine ? V 1 Comment
433 Of all the mistakes your parents made, you take the cake!

Lol that's so funny I like this one Imma use it on my friend

Imma use this on my friend



434 I don't know why you bother with makeup, nothing could fix that mess

So mean but so funny!

435 Your Mama so fat, if you slap her ass on Christmas, It wont stop shaking till New Year's Eve V 1 Comment
436 Well I can rip your heart out sell it for 1 cent because that's how much you're worth

Best diss ever, used it on my enemies and she cried

Sounds childish

How bout selling it for free


437 You're so stupid you tried to climb Mountain Dew V 2 Comments
438 Your basketball skills are so trash that when you were playing on a public court you got a fine for littering.

This I roasted someone and he got sad

Roasted many with this - SoulsborneFanboy

Makes me horny


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439 You're nothing but some sort of weirdo loser freak. V 4 Comments
440 You do realise people just tolerate you?
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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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