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421 Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.

That is brilliant I am SO using this at some point in my lifetime. If someone ever tries to get into a Yo Mama contest with me they're boned.

422 You're so dirty that when you wash yourself in the shower, you lose ten pounds
423 Your mother's so fat, the reason for global warming his her farting.
424 Get a life...And do something with it..

Laugh out loud I just rolled out of my seat laughing

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425 Yo mamma so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
426 Who's your boyfriend Kurt Cobain?

Only works on depressed girls. ;) - iwannavagina

Don't insult people who are depressed that just drive so them closer to suicide

427 Your so ugly you dont need a costume for Halloween

I think this is a killer laugh out loud

428 You are so smelly that flies will travel all the way from Africa to look for you

rats you pick on other countries that aren't even fortunate like Africa for example why couldn't you use other countries like India or Asia or some parts in America are really poor because I live in New York and there are also ads about charity to homeless Americans so don't pick on a country for the imperfection when you aren't even perfect. go get a life

I'm african and this isn't even remotely racist... - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

Its for distance not picking on a country

LOL I love it good one 😂

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429 Who am I calling pinhead? You! V 3 Comments
430 I would really prefer if you would be quiet.



431 Yo mama is so fat she pees out doughnut glaze

So funny, really good one you got here. should be higher on the list fo

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432 If I got a nickel every time you try to dis me but fail, I'd make more money a week than Bill Gates in a month

Amazing! Can't wait to use it on a girl I know! She does just this every single day!

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433 Yo mama so stupid, she sold your car for gas money.

LMFAO! Awesome thanks that made my day! You rock! Awesome awe, thank you so much for that

434 You know how ugly you are? Your face is what turned Michael Jackson white!

Lil racist but funny

mean - renshiki

Hey or your face made Michael white cux you are always using dos word ugly, ugly,ugly! I guess your momma ix always using it on you so don't use it on odas! owkey? please don't be stupid and just look at the mirror for 2 sec and you will realize that you are using dis on your self...

435 Next time spit that crap out in the toliet, where it belongs.

I made this one up, when me and my sister was playing a insulting game. We had to see who can dog the other person out better.

436 Up your nose with a rubber hose

That Is so funny. I used it on my brother, and he started to cry, and he is going into 8th grade!

Vinny Barbarino at his finest. - Torchpost

437 Who's yo daddy!? V 1 Comment
438 Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine ? V 1 Comment
439 I don't know why you bother with makeup, nothing could fix that mess

So mean but so funny!

440 Your Mama so fat, if you slap her ass on Christmas, It wont stop shaking till New Year's Eve V 1 Comment
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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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