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441 Yo mama so stupid, she sold your car for gas money.

LMFAO! Awesome thanks that made my day! You rock! Awesome awe, thank you so much for that

442 You know how ugly you are? Your face is what turned Michael Jackson white!

Lil racist but funny

mean - renshiki

Hey or your face made Michael white cux you are always using dos word ugly, ugly,ugly! I guess your momma ix always using it on you so don't use it on odas! owkey? please don't be stupid and just look at the mirror for 2 sec and you will realize that you are using dis on your self...

443 Next time spit that crap out in the toliet, where it belongs.

I made this one up, when me and my sister was playing a insulting game. We had to see who can dog the other person out better.

444 Up your nose with a rubber hose

That Is so funny. I used it on my brother, and he started to cry, and he is going into 8th grade!

Vinny Barbarino at his finest. - Torchpost

445 Who's yo daddy!? V 1 Comment
446 Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine ? V 1 Comment
447 I don't know why you bother with makeup, nothing could fix that mess

So mean but so funny!

448 Your Mama so fat, if you slap her ass on Christmas, It wont stop shaking till New Year's Eve

That's kind of good

449 Well I can rip your heart out sell it for 1 cent because that's how much you're worth

Best diss ever, used it on my enemies and she cried

Sounds childish

How bout selling it for free


450 You're so stupid you tried to climb Mountain Dew V 2 Comments
451 Your basketball skills are so trash that when you were playing on a public court you got a fine for littering.

This I roasted someone and he got sad

Roasted many with this - SoulsborneFanboy

Makes me horny


V 2 Comments
452 You're nothing but some sort of weirdo loser freak. V 4 Comments
453 You do realise people just tolerate you?
454 When I see stars I think of you, because you're only beautiful from a distance.

Awesome! I'm gonna use this!

Pure carnage

455 Your hair is so fried that it looks it caught on fire, died, went to hell and came back

Laugh out loud I just fell out my seat

V 1 Comment
456 You've got a face like a lazy bee keeper
457 Yo mamma so old, her memory is in black and white

Yo mamma so old that she outgrew alzheimers, and forgot about it.

V 1 Comment
458 lol lol ....i like that joke you just said ......but your entire life is more of a hystorical joke

That's funny I will say that to my stupid brother next time

V 1 Comment
459 Can you turn around I'd like to see your face... wait, that's not your ass?

Ha! That's hilarious gotta use that someday (soon)

460 Loser

Not the best insult but it is really common, I still blurt this one out once in a while how about putting "pathetic" and "loser" together to create a "pathetic loser"?

V 1 Comment
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1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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