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441 Well I can rip your heart out sell it for 1 cent because that's how much you're worth

Best diss ever, used it on my enemies and she cried

Sounds childish

How bout selling it for free


442 You're so stupid you tried to climb Mountain Dew V 2 Comments
443 Your basketball skills are so trash that when you were playing on a public court you got a fine for littering.

This I roasted someone and he got sad

Roasted many with this - SoulsborneFanboy

Makes me horny


V 2 Comments
444 You're nothing but some sort of weirdo loser freak. V 4 Comments
445 You do realise people just tolerate you?
446 When I see stars I think of you, because you're only beautiful from a distance.

Awesome! I'm gonna use this!

Pure carnage

447 Your hair is so fried that it looks it caught on fire, died, went to hell and came back

Laugh out loud I just fell out my seat

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448 You've got a face like a lazy bee keeper
449 Yo mamma so old, her memory is in black and white

Yo mamma so old that she outgrew alzheimers, and forgot about it.

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450 lol lol ....i like that joke you just said ......but your entire life is more of a hystorical joke

That's funny I will say that to my stupid brother next time

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451 Can you turn around I'd like to see your face... wait, that's not your ass?

Ha! That's hilarious gotta use that someday (soon)

452 Loser

Not the best insult but it is really common, I still blurt this one out once in a while how about putting "pathetic" and "loser" together to create a "pathetic loser"?

V 1 Comment
453 Pathetic V 1 Comment
454 You have a face like a Saint... Bernard

This is the best one I've heard so far. Why isn't it closer to the top pages? I'm definitely going to be using this on the school bully. I hope everyone else uses it too.

455 You have more issues than National Geographic

This is super funny next to the hello kitty diss. I love disses and Natalie portmanteau. She is super sexy and goo.

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456 You're such a liar you have to get someone else to call your dog for you. V 1 Comment
457 Gay? Well, I'm straighter than the pole your mother dances on.

Firstly, Joking about marriage equality isn't necessarily a good thing, because of all the debates going on these days. Secondly, as said before, a pole is/has cylinder curves

Poles technically aren't straight they're cylinders curves

V 1 Comment
458 I would talk to you but I'm embarrassed to be the same species as you let alone talk to you V 1 Comment
459 Your mom can't make jokes, oh wait she made you!
460 When you fart even air fresheners die

More of a guy joke...

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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