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461 Pathetic V 1 Comment
462 You have a face like a Saint... Bernard

This is the best one I've heard so far. Why isn't it closer to the top pages? I'm definitely going to be using this on the school bully. I hope everyone else uses it too.

463 You have more issues than National Geographic

This is super funny next to the hello kitty diss. I love disses and Natalie portmanteau. She is super sexy and goo.

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464 You're such a liar you have to get someone else to call your dog for you. V 1 Comment
465 Gay? Well, I'm straighter than the pole your mother dances on.

Firstly, Joking about marriage equality isn't necessarily a good thing, because of all the debates going on these days. Secondly, as said before, a pole is/has cylinder curves

Poles technically aren't straight they're cylinders curves

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466 I would talk to you but I'm embarrassed to be the same species as you let alone talk to you V 1 Comment
467 Your mom can't make jokes, oh wait she made you!
468 When you fart even air fresheners die

More of a guy joke...

469 What's wrong with this country? I don't know you take up 3/4 of it
470 But you have the intelligence of a stick!

Best come back ever

471 Your mama was the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs! V 1 Comment
472 If opposites attract, then you must have one heck of a girlfriend.
473 You'd be a little decent looking if you stepped out of that costume you call 'yourself'

This is so good

Again, mine - Untildawn8

474 Your so stupid, you were the first person to have an IQ in the negatives V 1 Comment
475 What's that big fat ugly thing on your neck? Oh, that's your head!
476 If brains were gold you would be very poor. V 2 Comments
477 Yo momma so old she got divorced to Fred Flintstone
478 Yo momma is so nasty that your dad brings her to work with him and locks her in the closest just so he won't have to kiss her goodbye V 1 Comment
479 You've got a face only a mother could love, if that mother was blind in one eye, and had a cataract in the other.

Oh my god I used this on my stepmom she left my father for this... I look up to whoever wrote this your my idol.

Until the cataract heals.. Then she's like who are you!?

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480 I've pushed hotter people out of my way just to go find a place to play with myself
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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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