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461 Your so stupid, you were the first person to have an IQ in the negatives V 1 Comment
462 What's that big fat ugly thing on your neck? Oh, that's your head!
463 If brains were gold you would be very poor. V 2 Comments
464 Yo momma so old she got divorced to Fred Flintstone
465 Yo momma is so nasty that your dad brings her to work with him and locks her in the closest just so he won't have to kiss her goodbye V 1 Comment
466 You've got a face only a mother could love, if that mother was blind in one eye, and had a cataract in the other.

Oh my god I used this on my stepmom she left my father for this... I look up to whoever wrote this your my idol.

Until the cataract heals.. Then she's like who are you!?

V 1 Comment
467 I've pushed hotter people out of my way just to go find a place to play with myself
468 You're so ugly, Justin Bieber will say Never to you.

Best insult when Justin Bieber is placed higher than the insult victim
This insult deserves to be number one on the list and the one who posted this should be proud - each

V 1 Comment
469 You look like a testicle with teeth

Haha reminds me of someone I know

470 You deformed rat

Your so ugly that a baby that couldn't walk ran away

V 1 Comment
471 You're so bent you make a banana look like a ruler

haha banana jokes make me laugh

Laugh out loud that is just so funny

472 Your Momma's so fat when she goes out of the house in her red jogging suit all the kids yell..Hey Kool-Aid!
473 You're so stupid, you make Koko look like Einstein
474 Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your an idiot.

i found this one in a magazine. even my mom cracked up.

475 I would give you a name but you're so stupid you don't deserve one

Lol this cracked me up I might tell this to my kids when I'm older

476 Your knowledge of everything is like Sarah Palin's knowledge on foreign policy.
477 Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air, she got stuck
478 They say that God created mankind in his own image, but you...
479 You so fat you turn an airplane to a submarine V 1 Comment
480 You wanna hear a good joke, just think about your life
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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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