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This is the best one I've heard so far. Why isn't it closer to the top pages? I'm definitely going to be using this on the school bully. I hope everyone else uses it too.
This is super funny next to the hello kitty diss. I love disses and Natalie portmanteau. She is super sexy and goo.V 1 Comment
Firstly, Joking about marriage equality isn't necessarily a good thing, because of all the debates going on these days. Secondly, as said before, a pole is/has cylinder curves
Poles technically aren't straight they're cylinders curvesV 1 Comment
More of a guy joke...
Best come back ever
This is so good
Again, mine - Untildawn8
Oh my god I used this on my stepmom she left my father for this... I look up to whoever wrote this your my idol.
Until the cataract heals.. Then she's like who are you!?V 1 Comment
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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